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My words will be strong because you abused your skin. I hope you aren't a gay. Impatience is a big problem you have. Who do you want to impress? Please look for a dermatologist who will take proper care of you. "A word is enough for the wise."
Balogun106: Good morning nairalanders, i saw a thread this morning about a guy complaining about a little scar he has on his hand, this gives me the courage to spill out what am currently battling right now, here is my story. Please pardon my English.
My problem started about 3 week's ago, I noticed a discolorations on both sides of my chest on my brest area pricisely, it was slightly lighter than the rest of my body, i showed my friend and he said he couldn't see anything that am just over reacting, i am a very shy guy by nature. I was restless because i couldn't take off my shirt because of it.
I started doing some Google search on how to make the area slight darker to match my surrounding skin, during my Google search i found a product used mainly for vitiligo condition, but couldn't find it in any big pharmacy so i ordered it online and it arrived in 3 day's.
The instruction on the label that came with it was to apply it on affected area and expose the skin to sunlight for 1 minute, then to wait until 2 - 3 week's before repeating, but i was so desperate for results that i couldn't have such patient because i really wanted to get instant result, so i applied the liquid on my chest area which is a very small scar like a dot, and unfortunately it rolled to other areas on my chest which wasn't affected. I still foolishly went ahead and exposed the areas to the sun, i exposed it thought the sun coming through my window, i laid on my bed because it is around the window area.
I exposed my chest area from 1:13 pm - 4:00pm, the next morning i found out that the area was darker than my surrounding skin, the next day i applied bleaching cream to make it lighter, on the third day i found out it was now very reddish than my surrounding skin. I bought razor to scrape the area in other for it to peel off and for a new inner brighter skin to appear, but unfortunately it became worse because i had some slight injury from the scrape.
I was confused so i did some research on Google and found out about chemical peels, i ordered the 30% strength for 13k.... The seller warned me to text patch it on surrounding skin that isn't visible and wait for 24 hour's after seeing that it gave me no negative reaction before using it on where i intends applying it, he also warned me to dilute it in water to reduce the strength, but i was so desperate that i couldn't wait for 24 hour's to text patch it before applying it on my chest. The day i bought it i applied it same day, it also rolled over to other surrounding skin that din't got darker from the effect of the first product i applied.
The image's below are the stage by stage description of what i went through :
Please i need help and advise on what to apply and how to get my skin color back before this damage, i have been so depressed and unable to sleep this past few day's, because of this damages that i caused to myself.
Image 4, how it was before applying the first product product i bought :
Image 1, The dark skin i got a day's after applying it :
Image 2, The reddish skin and injury i got 2 day's later, after applying the bleaching cream and after using razor blade to scrape it and make the area lighter
Image 3, The instant burn i got after applying the chemical peel i bought :
This is not a true life story. If it is a true life story you added some Maggie and pepper in it. However, I will advice you to do your office to the best of your knowledge. It seems you are already in love with the woman. She will respect you more if you do not try any foolish act with her. If the job is yours, you won't be sacked. Remember she is still someone else's wife. God is watching you. One day you will get married to someone.
Leece: My 50 Yrs Old Boss Shows A Lot Of Cleavage When We Meet, What Could She Want?
So I got this job around 2019 and I noticed from the very day I went for my interview, there was this woman who happened to be very lenient with me and cautioned others when they asked me tough question. All she did saved me from disgracing myself in front of 5 panelist. After the interview I waited till they closed just so i could say thank you.
When she came out around 7 pm she was more elegant and had this carriage that suits her age. I approached her and she recognized me immediately she was happy to see me and I thanked her. As I was about to leave she offered me a ride and being a very good conversationist that I am, I began to talk and she became very free with me. She told me a lot about her husband and his drinking addiction and how he neglected her sexual needs. I tried comforting her with words and ended by saying she is 50 na her libido should be dead by now, she didn't take offence but replied and said I cant handle her if we ever get down.
Fast forward to when I resumed, I realized she was the CFO of the organisation, now fear don catch me. I couldn't even look her in the eye to start a conversation. I think she noticed and she called me to her office and was laughing at me and later told me she would like us to keep talking the way we did yesterday cause she doesn't have much friends.
There was this day she was dancing to an old Fuji song in the office, her office is sound proof moreover it was already past office hours, i went to say goodbye, she called me to come in and didn't let me leave. I thought to myself another free ride.
She jumped up at a point and had a nip slip, i mean both breast were literally out. I just closed my eyes, she fixed it and was smiling at me. Since that time till now she has been showing massive cleavage anytime i'm around her. She has started calling me my dear and other staff are calling me omo mummy and they dont know what I am facing
I hope those workers who were retrenched in Mikano will read my piece. After reading this story the Lord ministered to me that those affected should regroup and forge ahead. If all of you can be honest and trustworthy you can do better than Mikano. Take a loan from CBN and float your own company. Please register it with another name. I am sure you guys learnt a lot while you worked in Mikano. This is the time for you to show Mikano that you can do better than them. Better quality service and a little cheaper than Mikano price. Dont allow your retrenchment be the end of you. You guys are conquerors! GOOD LUCK
Nigeria is going down the drain. Who will rescue Nigeria? God save Nigeria!
Wiseandtrue: This Stark illiterate government is claiming to give out fish instead of teaching them how to catch fishes
With the billions spent, it didn't stop the almajiries from littering everywhere
The millions spent daily which runs into billions can be used to build standard factories that can afford to pay parents daily so that they can feed their children.
If they can build a standard factory in different region, processing different resources is all they were able to achieve, good! Then when another government comes in, they add to it
Ned Nwoko & Regina Daniels are both living in the world of Zee World. Regina should enjoy it while it last.
Made4naijalove: Beautiful Nollywood actress, Regina Daniels and her billionaire husband, Ned Nwoko have shared couple goals in a romantic video which just surfaced the internet.
In the video, Ned Nwoko was spotted pampering his wife, Regina while spoon-feeding her. From the look of things, it appears the actress wasn’t feeling too well at the time the video was shot.
Regina Daniel’s marriage to billionaire politician husband, Ned Nwoko, has no doubt remained a thing of controversy.
Regardless of this, the young wife is living her best life without a care in the world. Rumors also have it that the actress is currently an expectant mother.
In serious nation. When a virus is killing people like no man business people are busy using the kits for fashion. It isn't a matter of wearing a the one with a designer logo, it is all about wearing the face mask that will properly protect you from the virus.
Bros, I wonder how you married such a heartless woman as your wife. She doesn't deserve someone like you. My guy, she knows you aren't sleeping with her, she wants to instill fear in you so you won't even think of such. Please dont even try it cos its not in your character. It is God that will reward you. As for your wife...dont mind her. Dont even bother what she does outside cos she seems to be a SUSPECT.
Pls is it wrong for me to buy my wife niece under wears?
I have 3 children 2 girls ages 11, 7 and boy 4 , my wife niece is also living with us. She is 15. I buy my children clothes including their under-wears without my wife complaining I was the one that bought my first daughter her first bras too.
When my wife niece came staying with us it was 2018, I noticed most her clothes were native and worn out. I have given her the money to buy new clothes for the child but she never did. For 2 years now this girl has grown so much and still wearing the same clothes and I really feel ashamed every Sunday when we are going to church. Our kids are looking very cute and this girl is looking unkempt all the time. I have talked to my wife but she doesn’t seem to care about her.
I took all kids out for clothes shopping just before this pandemic and I bought clothes including under wears for all kids but my wife wasn’t happy because I bought bras and under wears for her niece. She said the clothes are fine but I have no right to buy under wears for her. She accused me of sleeping with her niece which is not true. I only did it because this girl was in need of clothes just imagine for 2 years no clothes while she keeps changing our kids wardrobes like every 4-6 months.
I have no intention of sleeping with her niece neither am I sleeping with her. I take her as our first born and am like her father. If I want to cheat on my wife, there are plenty women around me, no way I will stoop so low to sleep with her niece.
I have daughters, sisters and nieces, what I don’t want to happen to my kids then I wouldn’t do it to another person's child. My act was innocent but my wife is angry.
Tpave: I love reggae music so much because it's educative besides, that's what was on board when I was growing up in late 70s through to 80s and even 90s.
My greatest reggae artists from different reggae genres which are roots reggae, Dub, Rockers, lovers rock, Dancehall, Ragamufffin, Reggaeton etc both from Nigeria and other countries in no particular order are
Burning spear Peter Tosh Bob Marley Gregory Isaacs Eric Donaldson UB40 Beres Hammond Jimmy Cliff Bunny wailers U Roy I Roy Black Uhuru Culture Steel Pulse Mighty Diamonds Aswad Yellow man Dillinger Musical youth Lucky Dube Garnet Silk Majek Fashek Mandators Don Carlos Cocoa Tea Alpha Blondy Shabba Ranks Shaggy Sean Paul Rita Marly Chaka Demus & the pliers Evi Edna Ogholi Oritz Williki
Paperwhite: The president is not serious.After accumulating staggering debts for Nigeria while downplaying the economic implications this will have on the nation, he is now begging IMF to forgive our debts.
For you information, the $3.4M the IMF recently gave Nigeria that the govt & supporters were alleging was not a loan have been been clarified to be a loan.IMF is not a charity organisation.
Are you sure of who this man is actually is? How can a whole president of a populous nation like Nigeria beg IMF? After lavishing and squandering money on irrelevant things he is now begging. Anyway, time will tell!
Kemi Olodo...I know this is her fake account some useless elements are using to create problem. However, if truely Kemi said so, she has failed in her useless reporting this time around. Nnamdi KANU is hale and hearty. Why dont she investigate more and show evidence of what killed him and a picture of him in a sick bed. Please go for proper training. I know you are going to employ Photoshop artists to do some useless Photoshop on Nnamdi KANU so as to prove you right. If Federal government has paid you money to do such a dirty job, it means that your end is near. You won't escape it. Now that Nnamdi KANU is ready to unearth the dirty can of warms in AsoRock you want to make it look as if he is dead and gone...no way.
LarryBee1k: Medical Journalist Dr. Kemi Olunloyo recently posted on her twitter:
mabeni: what has masturbating got to do with this? They do not in any way corelate.
My dear, MASTURBATION is worse than lassa fever, Ebola virus, HIV plus Covid-19 all combined. Those who masturbate are living dead. A formication is far better than masturbation.
mabeni: lately, I have been seeing myself in the community where I grew up and with my childhood friends. The community I left over 14years ago. What does that implies. Note : I am an easy going person and I don't keep friends now. I only have one friend.
Your dream suggests BACKWARDNESS, STAGNANCY. Pray against poverty. Your enemy(s) are caged. You are supposed to be wealthy. Please find a bible-believing church where they pray firebrand / meaningful prayers. Don't ever go to any white garment church, if not they'll worsen your problem. If you are in PH I will suggest you go to OPM headquarters when the General lockdown is lifted and churches are allowed to function properly. Before then whatzapp me on 08033191977
Yes ooo! I met this guy on Nairaland who claimed he is a Web designer. Out of N30k he demanded i paid him N20k just for him to hasten the work. However, I have tendered all documents to EFCC and they know his location and how to track him down.
There was a guy selling goods online, he advised me on how lucrative the business was and told me I will be ordering shoes from China and resell at a great price here. He told me a site and said he will be the one to do the process.
To cut it short, I gave him 30k for 8 shoes, this guy say them don lockdown and hin don send money before them lockdown. I dey wait small time before i go arrest am.
CutenaijaMedia: I saw this snake while I was cleaning my room in the village in Enugu state.
As I finally decided to go and isolate in the village, I got home this afternoon and I saw it when i was cleaning my room, I raised alarm and the guys around killed it in seconds
I thought to share with you guys because if I don't, lala will not be happy with me
Even if you like lock nama up and Dow, quarantine nama, wash nama with bleach and sanitizer, carry nama go USA...nama will always behave like nama. Look shoe, look woman shirt we em carry wear. Chie, why God bring us together with nama people?
The useless Constable should be HANGED, while Nigerian Police should compensate the dead family with N10 million Naira only. That is the only way police will be free or else the spirit of OHAFIA WAR DANCE from Okon Aku will visit all policemen in Ohafia one after the other until they are all consumed.
Metrix147: The Abia state Police Command has announced the arrest of policemen involved in sporadic shooting in Ohafia on Friday that led to the death of an indigene of the area, identified as Ifeanyi Arunsi.
The State Police Command said it received with nostalgia the news of the shooting incident in Ebem Ohafia by a team of policemen led by an Assistant Superintendent of Police, saying the team were neither on duty nor on COVID 19 preventive assignment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7LT57yr548 In a release signed by the command's PRO, SP Geoffrey Ogbonna on behalf of CP E. Ene Okon on Saturday made available to ABN TV, he said the team went out in a private car belonging to one of them to a drinking joint where they got drunk and while going back home, the driver hit a truck off-loading goods.
"In an ensuing argument between the Policemen and the people off-loading goods, one of the Policemen, a Constable disappeared from the scene and resurfaced with a Police rifle and started shooting sporadically under the influence of alcohol during which, bullet hit the victim on the buttocks.
"This singular act and others of same nature is regrettable, condemnable and not tolerated by both the Nigeria Police Force and its Abia State Command.
"The Commissioner of Police Abia State, CP E. Ene Okon commiserates with the immediate and extended families of the deceased as well as the entire Ohafia people.
"It is the Commissioner of Police’ sordid appeal to the youths and people of Ebem Ohafia to eschew violence and destruction of Police/government property while assuring that justice must be done.
My brother, I love your patience but you don't need any advice from anyone because the solution is right in front of you and I believe you know it. No one will tell you the truth urther than what you know. "You wear the shoe and you know where and how it pains you." Look no further because if you continue with her she'll wreck you and hurt you. No matter how you love her you will find someone much better than her and willing to love and marry you.
primesoccer: I met my girlfriend about 2yrs ago and we've been doing pretty fine. Before we met, she was in an abusive relationship and she had to quit.
In trying to understand ourselves, we've had to agree and disagree on some things, which I believe is normal. I love her and she loves me too.
I won't say I have the cash, but I'm always there to support her when she has a very pressing issue. Aside that, I take her out, we go shopping, and lots more...
She is this type of lady that if you try to correct her (in a very respectful manner) she will just get angry and may not even talk to you for even 2 days. Anger is a big part of her life. I respect her a lot and have never used abusive words on her.
When we just met, she was kind. She hardly comes to see me without buying something, even if it's N50 corn...a gesture that I appreciate so much. About a year into the relationship, her character changed. She became somewhat stingy. But I didn't take it to mean anything because I hate to even depend on anybody for anything. It didn't stop me from supporting her and doing the much I can for her.
She doesn't ever allow me touch her phone. What she does now is that whenever I'm to see and spend time with her, she turns off her data. She rejects some calls when we are together. As someone who wants peace at all times, I've sat her down to tell her my observations and ask what the matter was. But she told me nothing was the matter.
So, I decided to buy a new SIM card. I started chatting her as a stranger. She chats with me (the stranger) till even 2am. She has opened up everything about herself to the stranger. Her name, where she's from, what she does, where she lives and lots more. I'm just wondering why someone who just chatted you today is already getting to know everything about you.
Now to the reason I opened this thread: she told the stranger guy that she isn't in any relationship. Though, she added that she just met a Guy last week through her friend and they are both trying to work things out. She even sent the picture of the new guy to this stranger.
I'm still wondering why she will do a thing like that. I'm not in her life to waste her time. She is very aware of that. I told her last December that we shall go see her people this year and seal everything, but she told me that we still have time and no need for the rush.
Personally, I had no reasons to suspect her of possibly cheating, but her actions when we are together made me get a new SIM card and started chatting her up anonymously.
On my part, I'm a guy that ladies even open up to me that they like me. They also say I'm very intelligent and all that. I'm very transparent to her. I don't hide nothing from her. I can leave my phone with her without any fear because I don't have anything to hide.
I've never had anything to do with any lady since I met her. I so much believe in keeping your body and soul to just the person you are with...whether relationship or marriage. If you can't do that, why not just tell the person that you are not interested again than going your way to deny the person before another guy.
Ladies and gents, why on earth will a man or woman do this to someone who had dedicated his or her all to you?
I will gladly welcome your contributions, including bashing...
Addition: I am business oriented. To make her depend less on any man for money, I have created a passive income source for her that generates about 20k for her monthly
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL WARNING TO THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD TRANSFER N50k EACH TO ALL NIGERIANS OR ELSE VERY SOON CALAMITY WILL BEFALL ALL THEIR POLITICIANS AND ALL RICH MEN. CORONA VIRUS IS SMALLER THAN THE DISASTER THAT WOULD BEFALL NIGERIA IF THEIR GOVERNMENT FAIL TO ADHERE MY ISTRUCTIOS. NIGERIA IS A BLESSED COUNTRY BUT A FEW INDIVIDUALS DECIDED TO DESTROY NIGERIA. NIGERIA HAS EVERYTHING THEY NEED IN NIGERIA BUT THEIR POLITICIANS DECIDED TO MILK NIGERIA DRY. YOU ALL SHOULD MAKE PEACE WITH GOD AND FIX YOUR HOSPITALS, SCHOOLS, INDUSTRIES, ROADS, ELECTRICITY, WATER SUPPLY. ALL THE SENATORS SHOULD DRASTICALLY REDUCE THEIR SALARIES. ALL I SEE IS DEATH, DEATH, DEATH. NO ESCAPE ROUTE.quote author=MelesZenawi post=87758792] [b] https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/03/covid-19-after-testing-negative-buhari-resumes-work/?fbclid=IwAR0HR9MCboEhjCBkHW35euO81FfzmmZ85cyOctE27LLq69Mk_d_1Qj69xeM [/quote]
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL WARNING TO FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA. THEY SHOULD TRANSFER N30k EACH TO ALL NIGERIANS OR ELSE CALAMITY WILL BEFALL ALL OUR POLITICIANS AND ALL RICH MEN. CORON VIRUS IS SMALLER THAN THE DISASTER THAT WOULD BEFALL NIGERIA IF OUR GOVERNMENT FAIL TO DO THIS. NIGERIA IS A BLESSED COUNTRY BUT A FEW INDIVIDUALS DECIDED TO DESTROY NIGERIA.
Weda you gym or you no gym, corona must get you. Corona has no respect for anyone. Corona has come to stay until all the political thieves are consumed. God's way is not our way. Pya, run comot go obodo oyibo go enjoy our money. Very soon that money wey you steal go hide there go turn to tissue paper. Mark my words.
lastempero: I follow dey wish you corona strain 2,mumu youth governor. Just go waste our slot in the name of youth governor
Oshiomole is the worst thing to ever happen to any party on earth. His wogliness no get part 2. He is always on Viagra to impress his beautiful grand daughter. He doesn't have any sense of fashion. He is not in tune with latest development. He needs to either apply bleaching cream or tone his complexion because whenever he is in his inner chambers doing something with madam and NEPA strike, his wife will be afraid of him cos she will mistake him for a devil
WiLdFLame: Bunch of nitwits, APC young Stakeholders my ass ..I’m not sure you guys even have party ID cards. You were all paid 2k to display this foolishness.
Oshiomole is the best thing to happen to APC . He’s setting APC on the right path those who think Oshiomole way of leading things clashes with their interests should shut up and go and sit down. Until there is strong discipline in our party, Oshiomhole is going no where
What do you want us to tell you? You knew all her threats but you refused to let go of her. Whatever you think is good for you, do it. It is between you and God.
Diligentnigga: Good morning Nairalanders, I will make this as short as possible and please don't mind my punctuation as I am typing this in a rush
I am a graduate, though unemployed but doing one or two menial jobs to keep mind and soul together
I have this girlfriend I have been dating for almost two years now. We both love each other but the issue at hand is she's a stubborn, anger driven person that insults my parents. In fact hit me sometimes and says all manner of words at me.
Of recent, I found out she's pregnant this February. Now the issue is she's a finalist in the University as she will be serving this year October, but we had plans of not doing abortion but she's so ashamed of everything and just irrational and saying all manners like what people will say this and that, and I have told her I will stay by her through everything. I informed my mum and my immediate siblings about the pregnancy, they were angry but they were like it's fine sha since she's loved in the family
Now the issue is 1 She's very stubborn 2 she insults my parents at every small argument 3 she's anger driven, yes am anger driven to an extent also but I have never used my anger to do stupid things like hitting her before compare to many times she has Slapped, locked my shirt and punched me. 4 we had an issue last night and it was in public and she was just shouting at me, passers by and onlookers were just amused that why would a lady be like this that she now had to take a big stone and throw at me, though I dodged the stone all because i was gearing her to let's leave the public scene and go home 5 A baby is on the line cos she's pregnant and even if you will advise me to leave the relationship as it's toxic, what about the unborn child. 6 I am currently unemployed and in fact am still at home not yet balanced up well enough, but she has used nags to kill me, saying all manners at me
All insults are welcomed. Please I am in die need of advise thank you.
You can't give what you dont have. That old man in Abuja should honourably resign or pretend to travel and run away. He has nothing to offer to Nigerians.
Jobs/Vacancies / A Dispatch Rider Needed In A Logistics Company @ Surulere by kingcalors(m): 10:59am On Aug 07, 2020 
