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This babes Dey fuccck anything see as the man ugly abeg

Homes that ya babe wey you Dey rant about eh, she even Dey my house right now after fucking her 3 times today

Faber:
You're bisexual nigga.... you're a fucking gigolo and aslo a gay. An NGO with no name , online work, that's gay hookups. You're stinking man.

And for the umpteenth time, am not among those that tore your ass hole. Fvck off, you need some stitches down your ass hole, I know you're fvcking tired of wearing pampers.

Take your frustration to your village People and broke ancestors.

bros na you sabi, ain’t nobody gives a Bleep

EmzyT:
Mumu una go just use una filthy thumbs dey comment rubbish waaaa for this forum

I use 3 phones, Iphone 13 Pro Max, Tecno Spark 7p and Samsung Galaxy s20, does that mean I'm fake if I decide to login with my Tecno and send screenshots of chats I snapped with the Tecno?

Nigga that’s cruise, I’m straight as a submarine... I work with an NGO, I also work online which pays big bucks, so my nigga you life is shit.

Faber:
I no get time for gays. What do you do for a living if not gay. Your ass hole don wide from steady drilling carry your bitterness go meet your village people

Especially them cross worshipers

Xscape1993:
I keep saying that the problem of the world is religion..

The guy get the highest champion league trophy as a coach, like 20

Fake life

Faber:
Guy na saw dust dey your head. You no see where I said I created new whatsApp for her. I used this android in chatting her. I created new whatsApp for her with a different line and it's in this phone, both the new Facebook are in this phone.

My main line is in the other phone. I get like 10 SIM cards and over 3 phones. Abeg go and sit down.

Go get a PS4 or ps5 bro.. na women Dey come find me for house fam

I sabi do women this kind things.. bring your own damn money.

See the dead android wey you Dey use sef..

Faber:
See screenshots o...no be say na lie I dey lie

this guy na liar

I’m a Virgo.. we beautiful as fuccck, but we simps... but not me sha.

Obviously.. after all the rich dude is gay

Datboredberri:
Scam him with q male profile?

Na scam oh, date fire..

Datboredberri:


To scam him? Or date him?

Chief give me him number very fast, bros no fall my hand na Abuja the guy Dey?

Dreadlock69:
Aye!
This Sh!t real, You Hear Me?
Everything I Say In This Mother-Fu*ker All real
This Sh!t real
Just In Case The Gays Listening


I'm no gay , I'm attracted to only females ,I'm a fucker ,I make freak hoes bite the pillow , I do have a feminine face,smile and really dark eyebrows that what they do tell me .I'm a real stoner and not an addict so I'm more of the street with a future.
Schooling in owerri/imsu , there's was a particular time period I was so broke as hell , like I had nothing on me ,if I was girl at the period I would have gone into hookup or olosho business, so I did some petty and risky jobs just to feed and also sort my school needs till I'll get help from parent or when they send me money.
So I met this particular learned rich gay tycoon , we'd did talk bout politics our first meeting, I didn't know he was gay at that time, I thought he was the regular normal man, he invited me many and lots of places like the supermarket, chicken republic ,cold stone you can name it ,he really did spoil me with money ,I thought it was the normal bro shit I was really enjoying myself ” I'll say I was playing a gold digger role and being manipulative like a female but I didn't know ” .I went into female gold digger mode on him not knowing.
He invited me to club /event in his place that I should come over he loves to show me around , this a kind of man that has fleet of cars ,houses and lands, so I agreed to follow him to the propose event ,“ who know like better thing ma shayó galó if you see nkechi tell am say I dey beer parlor", like that just the mood in me. So after the event it was really late so I decided to crash in his place and this man lived alone in his big mansion not married, then my instincts started telling I fu***ked up, in his place he made me feel like lady and started giving me hint movement and words that he was attracted me being to touchy and it got me pissed but I didn't show it ,in my mind I'm “OMG they have finally gotten me naso I take go this man nah gay ohhh him fit dey aggressive" lot of shit running through head , I slept in his room wanting to use the floor he said I can share his bed with him , I couldn't sleep that night I was awake all through , he being touchy and me creating distance between the both us ,like if the man should try anything I'll kitchen knife him carry him documents run .
The next morning we drove back to my street ,not wanting him to know where I stay gave me closely 30k while dropping me off. He said we should meet again I didn't fall for it this time , he messaged me on WhatsApp calling me “my love" he can't do without me blah blah and I blocked him ,yes I blocked him no be me Dem go tear my Yash ,if I was a girl wish I'm not I would have use pussy and lock the nigga.
Have had two other gays encounters they really did spend on me but this just one of e'm . Like this shit irritates me sometime you won't know they are gays until later that start exhibiting the character. I'd loved the government to put a punishment on them this act is not welcomed in Nigeria

No mind the Ho... before man go see punna eh, e must spend well

czarr:
You girls can get sex anytime, without much effort...unlike guys. Isn't that something to be happy about?

Where’s your own Hennessy? I’m sure you never even eat today with your hating ass

Candidlady:


From a mile away icould tell that hennessy is fake

Who drinks Goldberg

That’s how they are my brother

Cashio:
He doesn't need to ghost her. Just withdraw every form of affection you've got for her and keep fvcking until the reality dawns on her that she's no longer valuable to you...she will be the one to ghost you by then.

My ex girlfriend started misbehaving last year and I knew something was wrong. I tried to talk to her severally about the changes I observed, but she kept insisting all was well.
Then, suddenly, she stopped calling(normally, we call each other at least once every day) and rather started billing me carelessly and it was then I realised she was definitely cheating.
As guy man, I lock up and started playing my own games. If she visits, I only buy her drink, no more outings and if she's going, I will post her that I don't have cash in the house to give her for TP. If I visit her too, I just buy her drink and we we fvck and if she throws her billing, I go lie say money nor dey now say I go run am transfer later.
We continued like that until she got the message that she was no longer important to me and she withdrew by herself.
My suspicions about her cheating turned out to be true after all. Her ex boyfriend came back and that brought about the changes.

Can’t care when dey are already dead fam

achimendy:
There's something I've been noticing for a very long time, and it's seriously disturbing me.

I have come to realise that women hardly ask for condom during intercourse, neither do they even have any to protect themselves. For me condom is the number one thing that comes to mind whenever Sex is about to happen, but this girls dont care o, they just pull their pant and be waiting for action.

Now my question is, is it that they are not concerned about their health/STDs or they just care more about the pleasure?

Baba ghost the bitch no time...

Olowomi11:
My girl has a bestie,Yesterday,she called me she was going to the guy's place to greet him,i told her "No problem"
Someone saw her in her Bestie's compound washing his clothes....The person even snapped n sent her pics
I confronted her,she initially denied but when i showed her the pics....she said its Normal that he was not feeling really well and he helped him out by washing his clothes


Please Good people,Is it normal??

This guy you be liar

delightglobal:
Good evening my fellow nairalanders

I need you guys opinion ..

i worked in the mainland.... but my salary and the side hustles i do.. my monthly take home is about 150k

Now i got an offer in the Island which wants to pay the accumulation of both...



Now the questions is.... Should i accept the offer or stay in the mainland?

Liar

Good news

Shut up... see the long thing wey you write for here, you sef na cheat

BoredBerry:
I'm disappointed in her...

The boyfriend probably has another girl... And even if he doesn't, don't humiliate yourself while trying to win a useless Nigerian man back... Apologise if you must but never beg! He's not even her husband... Not even her dad... Probably wouldn't pay her bride price in a million years... Smh

And I would definitely sue him for recording the video and posting it online... Sue him of his generational poverty... Smh again...

Na simpba

Bluntguy:
Simp or Simpson?

Simp

Short men useless.. some fools go even say 5’11 no be short man

Kingpin1000:
Short men are wicked..
I have never come across the phrase " tall man devil"
Short man dey vex everytime.
Short man get short temper.
Short man sabi pursue people wife.
One evil short man na El rufai.
If you dey find house and your land lord na short man, run o.
If satan na human being then na short woman satan for be.
A short woman is the epitome of evil.
They gossip, backbite and backstab.
Them no get joy.
Na short women kill their husband pass.
They are diabolical.
Everytime dem dey vex.
Short women sabi theif
The list of evil short women do is unending.

USeless song

Na wa oh.. see as them burn person pikin

Kcapplied:
Some of the hoodlums parading themselves selves as ESN/IPOB members in orlu have finally been caught by task force, killed and burnt to ashes.

We pray for peace in the eastern part of the country and for their sponsors to be arrested as well.

The video clip is too large to upload here. God bless Nigeria.

Na so one gay gay Dey disturb my life... him dey Lagos I Dey Abuja, the kind money wey I obtain from him hand eh, if him jam any straight guy again him go think twice.. they think say na everybody be gay for this country

God forbid I get money I just dey catch cruise on here

Dickjo:
bro. that usually mean u r pooor coz u dont hav moiney sir coz big boys dont eat coke n breaad? are u only off those unemploy people sellin roadside petrol sir?(no oofenese)