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I swear premier league na farmers league, how man city and liverpool go dey carry epl back to back

Househelp:
are you serious, what's your fate about

how I won take know

viyon02:
Don jassy, will be like " what a hell " no wonder Don want to kill himself because of this lady

mumu

when will ronaldo win another ballon dor.

when that shit occurs, someone close to me bout to die.. true story.

BadRadio:
When you think you've found the bones of your bones, one yahoo boy will just come out of the blues and snatch her away from you.


Prospective wife materials are being carried away and these Yahoo boys prey on them.

Yahoo boys pls leave good girls alone so we can see one to marry.

Yahoo boys dont deserve wife material biko

wailer you never jam better babe that's why.. yahoo boys no be humans too, you sef do yahoo snatch another guy babe too.

BiZWiZ still the G.O.A.T... Grammy loading soon.

KnowledgeVault:
Okay beautiful.

be like say I go go the sealand make I become the 28 citizen, cause naija useless.. see the news wey dey now, tomboy.. wetin concern us with tomboy?!

ekuke man best friend.

babe wey I dey date no won do hiv/aids test, and she say she no dey like condom say e dey injure am... this girls won put person for wahala.

be like say I go use this news buy 2034 lexus

Emuforlife1:
Lewandowski only deserved the Ballon D'or for 2020 not 2021.Stop being emotional as it wouldn't change a thing.

benzy sef dey try oh.

how do you turn humans to yam?? africans backward race

Kingcalls:
Ronaldo has trippled the number of games in which the midget has scored and also trippled the number of goals the midget has scored this season , in the toughest league in the world and at 37

ronaldo is a striker, na LW e be before him convert.

which ones him children won break

flyinnizam:
Hunting is a profession and when we sell the animals we make monkey so we are not stopping anytime soon because forestry officers gave us the go ahead after paying necessary fee but I personally don't hunt nonetheless feel free to express your thoughts. Cheers

better meat fam..

BABANGBALI:
Ronaldo used assnal to get his 800 goals. Haters go and die. See as mynd44 dey squeeze face like a Chelsea fan

shhhh na 2-2 now.

SeaTrade:
Nothing I no tell am ooo,
Promise am funds after nack she dey tell me say na the first day we dey together so we no fit fùck ,
Come dey ask me whether I dey free tomorrow.
So that I go come spend another funds abi?
I just tell am to get lost.

no be lie brother I understand..

SeaTrade:
So today i just dey bored,not doing anything.
Rain fall here,konji hold man.
Open phone contacts,see one smallie weh I don dey groom for some time and I decided to call her because wetin hungry me today na wild fùck and so the kind body type I need na wetin she get.
Slim,fair,portable, young and all that,
I need wetin I suppose fit hang am for wall like picture dey light am.
Some kind acrobatics Bleep dey weh you no fit try am with heavy duty weh go just lie down open toto like trailer weh spoil for lekki epe express.
Nna,
Because of this weyrey is spend wetin I no suppose oo.
First carry am go chop pizza,chicken wings and coke with cherry as appetiser and also dessert (choco based).
18k go for there,I no talk.
Make we go house she say no,say e far and she needs to attend bla bla bla...I say okay.
I scope am say I want swim and na only one hotel get pool weh I like for town,she say okay.
I say cool,
Reach hotel,I tell am say I suppose book say I no dey like change for dressing room and also where to keep our bags.
Omo we go one hotel like that,OG dey konjified so i use speed book 22k room unto say 12k room don finish
Enter room I order wine and small chops,blow another 18k for there,
Only to want launch preeq na em this pikin dey shout stop upandan
Any small thing seatrade stop,
Any small thing seatrade stop...
Stop ...stop ....stop...
I think I make like 100 attempts and she resist all with that her stop nonsense.
No be juju be that?
Nna I just tire the whole matter and tell her say make we roll out,
We dey inside motor we no dey talk to each other she dey ask me whether I dey vex.
No I no dey vex ooo,thunder kill you there!!!!
We reach her drop off na em weyrey come dey say e be like I no go call her again since e be like I dey vex.
Noo,I go call you ooo,infact I go dey call you pass as I dey call my mama,idiot!!!waka as I talk inside My mind.
Wetin vex me be say the one weh believe me die weh for give me I no call because I dey suspect say she go dey smell and I too dey fear that toto fish smell mehn.
funny enough as me and this weyrey dey drag launching of preeq na him the wig weh she wear fall off na so wetin I see under the sponge wig be like the hair weh lucky dube carry the day them shoot am for Southy,come dey smell like orangutan anus.
Na wetin make me waste all this cash come jam bastard traffic as I dey go house.
I just tire honestly

smallies don wise up now oh, but ya tactics dull.. you go drop better scope for mouth give am.

7victor:
Such women are always the best.
I will marry her if I were the man.

that's what he did tho.

Soljaboi44:
A Nigerian lady identified as Annabella Joseph has taken to a Facebook group known as Rant HQ Extension to narrates how she slided to a guy's DM, calling him her crush and subsequently get married to him

Read her story below



Congratulations

https://www./157878258376995/permalink/1111714859659992/

na my brother e be oh.. confam fackboy, anyways God bless ya union.

AgnesMuyiwa:
5 people calling him a thief, scammer and armed robber and= him alone wth his alt trying to defend himself without any valid points. u can choose who to believe

all of una don take ice abi?

Omo who we go believe na...

ballon dor.. I dey always collect world best heartbreaker.

even akpu soft compared to this.

Angelfrost:
Highly unlikely especially if Arsenal scores first...

just wait and see mate.. I don't think the coach will start ronaldo tho.

man u 3: assnal :1

ugly things..

any girl wey go scatter my ps5 na heaven you dey go that day..

Myer:
Lol for him to try do that on stage, they've def been running things behind the scene.

Wizpapa.

you wise bros.. you sabi women..