₦airaland Forum

Mabizeka:
God of Biafra never disappoints

Not at all. He takes you when your time is up. That was why He took Nnamdi Kanu's parents without recourse to IPOB shenanigans

neoclassical:
The current delay in issuance of APLs by Universities and Polytechnics is becoming worrisome. Is IPPIS the only issue or there is another thing they are not telling us? This is common in almost all Federal universities and Polytechnics in Nigeria.

I think the recently reconstituted Governing Councils might be a factor in the delay. New chairmen and members will also want to slot in candidates and that might mean starting a fresh process all together

moshuur:
As in how some people dey reason dey baffle me attimes.....And I think every body wey dey this thread suppose to be an adult.
Anyways, all of us no fit reason d same way.

Na dem

Michelle55:
Oga see as you chop bone, any fly wey mistakenly perch for ya face at that moment, omo na die e dey oh

It's only in Nigeria you pay for full service and still drive yasef while the driver snores away
You sure say I no switch profession to become driver laidis?

vikgreen01:
Did u still pay the driver��

I did oo

seyigiggle:
pay him his balance let him remember you for good

You say? Abeg mek him no remember me for him life

YOU SAY WAHALA BE LIKE WETIN AGAIN??

Last week Saturday I got a call that I have to be in Yola on Monday morning.

I frantically got a flight ✈️to Abuja scheduled for Sunday and another one scheduled for Yola to Abuja on Monday morning, trip went well, did what I had to do and everything was perfect .
I scheduled my trip for yesterday ( Wednesday) back to Kano but due to my acute Phobia of flying and flying on a plane is always my last resort as a means of transportation( if you want to see me tense, anxious and edgy tell me I have to enter plane) and with the recent mishaps of my available options of flying back to Kano ( Max Air and Aero Contractors) I decided to go back to Kano by road.

The plan was to go to Gombe on Wednesday, spend the night in Gombe and see my former Boss and then leave for Kano as early as possible to take care of business having been out of office for the whole week.

Yesterday I went to Gombe and met my former oga at the top, I pleaded with him to get me a reliable car to take me to Kano, out of his generosity he offered his car and his driver and we scheduled our departure for 6am, by 6:30am we have departed for Kano and the drama began.

About 1 hour into our journey and just a few kilometres to Dukku the car broke down , I came down and saw Bush left right and centre and my mind was like for this Kidnapping era, I was like abeg oo.
I told the driver to wait by the car while I go to Dukku
to get a car that will tow us to Dukku ( the nearest town) .

I actually wanted to leave that place because I don't want stories that touch the heart.

I got to Dukku, got a car, agreed a price to go tow the car. We went back towed the car to Dukku asked the mechanic how much it will cost to fix the car and paid because I decided it was too risky to continue the journey with the car I decided to charter a car to take me to Kano .

I got the normal golf commercial car ,we haggled with the driver over price and finally settled for 13k to Kano. I gave him 10k and told him I will balance him.

I called my oga at the top and briefed him and instructed the driver to go back to Gombe when the car is fixed and we started our journey with my new found driver, a distance of about 300kms.

About 100km into our journey

Driver : Alhaji wallahi bacci nake ji ( Alhaji wallahi I am feeling sleepy )

Me: Me!! Bacci kake ji? ( What? You are feeling sleepy )

Driver: wallahi Alhaji jiya karfe biyun dare na dawo daga Abuja kuma ban samu nayi bacci ba ( I came back from Abuja around 2am and I didn't sleep)

Me : Maza kayi parking ka bani motor ( oya Park and give me the car)

He parked and I collected and started to drive.

Of course it was a jalopy but I was like na dis jalopy we sef dey drive before before God begin shawa us with His blessings so no lele . I go drive amm

I myself have not slept getting only about 3 hours of sleep but I never sleep during a journey no matter how tired I am or stressed.

First observation
Any speed above 100km/hr the car will begin wobbling as if it will skid off the road

Second observation
Any sudden break the car wil beginl wobbling and begin to skid of the road

Third observation
The car is always trying to go left so I have to always stir the wheels right to keep the car at the center.

And my driver is thier snoring

15kms to Kano he wakes up
Driver: Alhaji ko in karbe ka ( Alhaji should I collect the car )

I was too angry to answer

Two minutes later
Driver: Alhaji bamu samu jumma'a ba ( Alhaji we didn't get Friday prayers)
I kept quiet again

Before you know it he is back to sleep .

Next time he opened his eyes we were at NNPC Mega Station ( Hotoro)

He stretched ,yawned and thanked God for journey mercy

PICS OF MY DRIVER BELOW

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Abc2Z:
Pls can I get a problem free automatic transmission car at a rate of 300 t0 400k

I just sold a 95 camry for 300k. If you're in the north I'm sure you'll get correct Hennessy for 400k. Bought one Hennessy for a client from Bauchi at 400k and delivered it to him in Yola last month. Naija used cars ain't that expensive here. Only downside is you can't guarantee it will be problem free.

It is just after the self acclaimed gods of APLs and connections decided to angrily leave the thread for we the "unconnected and not-informed" ones that APLs have been flying all over the same thread. Press like if you feel the audio gods departure is a blessing to us and you wouldn't have them come back.

Babafash:
Someone posted his APL here recently and I congratulated the person and also key into his testimony that I will be the next to testify. My God has done it for me. I Collected my APL two days ago and I did my biometric data capturing today. I return all the glory to God. Dont give up your time will come

Congratulations Man. I also key into your blessings

Teeeecash:
mieee boss
Seen it..but you still went ahead and posted it here....

I'm covered cos I was there when the Senator was instructing his aide to make sure all those criticizing him on Facebook see the APLs.

Teeeecash:
bad belle people maybe...

implications of what ? perhaps there is a rule that states that civil servants apl should not be made public... I have never heard of someone getting in trouble for posting his apl online... Maybe there is but i have never heard or seen it before

Some organizations even include it as a warning on the apl. Check the APL I posted on the previous page it is boldy written there.

A person that spent six years leading a state, leaving behind majorly "legacies" of escalating banditry and kidnappings, proliferations of poverty-stricken masses, inhuman demolitions of poor people houses and business stalls, and capped it with a knee-jerk mass sacking of his poorly paid civil servants- is dat one a serious gomina? Even emperors could do better. I wished Ayuba Wabba had succeeded in deflating such an inflated ego but alas here I am disappointed.

Cruise upon cruise

Just saw 8 APLs of Fed Poly Kaltungo with the SLA to Senate Committee Chairman on Poverty Alleviation, Sen Lawal Yahaya Gumau (Bauchi South). Press buttons

Dunno why Nigerians never learn

Fôols

I see it as misplaced priority for me to invest my feelings in faraway Palestine and overlook the IDPs in Maiduguri. Our (Northerners) anger is often wrongly directed.

Angrygoat:
Idiot. So u can inflate the prices abi. Stupid bastad. I know your type and God will never allow your dream come through. Bastar d. I see your types everyday on jiji and nairaland. Middleman greedy bastard.

I always wonder why the Mods allow this raging mad dog to be insulting people on almost every thread. Weyreype wannabe

This thread go pain some people most especially mayun garin kawakin nan. #WeAreNorthYourMate.

Illiterate Northerners have had Kaduna-Abuja train for 5yrs without vandalizing rail tracks, educated suave southerners had one year of Warri-Itakpe track and it's been vandalized already.

Same people in Nigeria supporting the creation of an independent Biafran state from Nigeria are against the creation of an independent Palestinian State from Israel.

Same people in Nigeria who are vehemently opposed to the creation of an independent Biafran state from Nigeria are supporting the creation of independent Palestinian State from Israel.

Confused set of Africans who are obsessed with people who don't care of their existence, let alone their conflicts.

Mental slavery

Same people in Nigeria supporting the creation of an independent Biafran state from Nigeria are against the creation of an independent Palestinian State from Israel.

Same people in Nigeria who are vehemently opposed to the creation of an independent Biafran state from Nigeria are supporting the creation of independent Palestinian State from Israel.

Confused set of Africans who are obsessed with people who don't care of their existence, let alone their conflicts.

Mental slavery.

IntersexSherry:
she needs a man to do that. The female organ is not that developed and needs operation. As you can see, the male organ is functioning more but her body produces more female hormones

How about yours? Is it the D or the pussy that is more developed?

President Muhammadu Buhari has approved new security measures for the Southeast and South-South regions of the country.

This was one of the outcomes of the series of security meetings held in the last eleven days and concluded on Tuesday in the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

The acting Inspector-General of Police, Usman Alkali Baba, disclosed this to State House Correspondents after the meeting.

He, however, declined to give details.

DAILY NIGERIAN gathered that the meeting, which started at 10am, reviewed the current security situation in the country and proffered solutions.

Among those who attended the meeting were the Vice President Yemi Osinbajo; the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, SGF, Boss Mustapha; the Chief of Staff to the President, Professor Ibrahim Gambari; and the National Security Adviser, NSA, Major-General Babagana Monguno.

Attorney-General and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami; Minister of Foreign Affairs, Geoffrey Onyema; Minister of Defense, BashirMagashi and Minister of Interior, Rauf Aregbesola were also at the meeting.



Others were the Chief of Defense Staff, General Lucky Irabor; Chief of Army Staff, Lieutenant-General Ibrahim Attahiru; Chief of Naval Staff, Vice Admiral Awwal Zubairu; and the Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Ishiaka Oladayo Amoo.

The acting Inspector-General of Police, IGP, Usman Alkali Baba; Director-General of the Department of State Security Services, SSS, Yusuf Bichi; Director-General of the National Intelligence Agency, NIA, Ahmed Rufai-Abubakar; and Chief of Defence Intelligence, Major-General Samuel Adebayo, were also in attendance.

https://dailynigerian.com/buhari-approves-security/

May God rest your soul

The remains of Senator Aisha Jummai Alhassan arrived Jalingo Airport this evening. She will be buried immediately after funeral rites at the Muri Emir's Palace. We have lost a voice. May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace.

Why I don't caution people of the South East against following the path of the North East is because there is no point trying to do that to someone who is determined, who fails to reason beyond his euphoria.

Every time I read some of their comments, I remember how the North East started. They are following the same pattern, as if they borrowed the template. When it started in the NE and security agencies were being targeted for attacks, some people applauded them because of their perception of the security agencies as oppressors of the common people.

Then it went on to eliminating members of the society who were suspected to be informing the authorities about the group. When all those were eliminated, they turned on the whole society and that was when people realised that what they were applauding was actually coming for them, but that was coming a little too late.

Now the sequence is repeating itself in the South East, but I have seen those who attempt to caution them being shouted down with insults. Oh ignorance I say.

Yesterday, when 'unknown gun men' reportedly killed some members of a vigilante group, and people were asking the rationality behind killing the same Igbos whose liberation they claim to be championing, the response was that they were cleaning the filth among them who were working with the gov't against the common interest.

Right now in their own imagination, they think it is impossible for the now friendly 'unknown gun men' to turn their guns against the population, the same way some people of the North East never believed those who were struggling to establish a 'just and fair' society could turn against them, but here we are.

So since the South East has refused to learn from the mistakes of the North East, I say welcome.