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Ancecoker:
Boy or Girl?

Fisher007:
Hmm where do I start from?

Marriage is a scam.

Legacy is the only thing a man needs. As far as you have a child or children (surrogacy, abduction or baby mama). All na pickin, the rest is history.

Most people marry for flimsy, weird, crazy, survival, unfathomable and dumbfounded reason. I will speak for the men. Ladies you can speak your own too below in the comments section

You will marry a woman who's love for you is provisional, transactional and conditional. ( For better for worse statement na scam). If you doubt me try your luck. 95 percent of people in marriages are sad and cheat on each other.
The last 5percent are in a open relationship known to both party. Them just they push through for survival purpose

For men:

Na white knighting and captain save a slut wey dey do most of us. In order words beauty and toto dey too dey deceive us.

You will marry a woman you think you know. But you have no idea actually. She will form submissive, homely, loving until you done put am for house. Gbam the equation will change. Most ladies marry you based on their time don dey reach or based on they need you to provide.

You will now start understanding the famous quotes "my wife has changed. She is not the lady I married".

You see whoever you marry will always change. Change is constant. So don't complain. She will get fat, she will have hormonial imbalance, she will nag you. You will loose your peace, calm and quiet life. Just even forget sex - that one go turn weapon and manipulation tool for her. She will get old before you. Mind game go kill Una for house. It will be a power struggle since most women don't want to play their traditional role in the house. You will just be slaving and suffering for an ungrateful being brought out from your ribs.

To go home after work will be a problem, beer parlour and hangout will be your new base. She go police your life die. Na pure cage you go put yourself. But what do I know. Instead of you to stay single and enjoy your life as man. Nobody is rushing you. You will let stupid societal norms and Disney/ Naija/ Indian/ American movie fool you. Love doesn't exist man. It is only compatibility that exist.

You will hear excuse such as you will die alone. Lol. Did you come to earth with somebody before? Psssh

Qoute me at your peril. I done talk my own. Transformer and river is not far from you. Find the nearest one.

KingAzubuike:
Lazy boy. Just to jug for a few kilometres don turn rocket science. But if na pu*** you for sabi use all your last strength.

Anyways Rest In Peace. May the lord forgive all your sins.

Logoking:
What if such a person has other certification other than a university certificate.

peterbello:
They have won the elections so this is their sacrifice as gratitude. Thank God, schools haven't resumed from the election break and the polytechnic is not on session, the casualties would have increased exponentially. RIP to the dead.

Cc: @ lalasticlala

Badonasty:
Lol...this is news too?...issorai

salbis:
So John G. Coumantaros is not in top 100 richest people in the world?

Nnetriplet:
Do you work there?

CarlyX8:
We're you invited for an interview

curryjuniour:
Why couldn't they set up boko haram by planning another transaction. During the process they kill 2 birds with one stone. SMH

YorubaPrince:
A Yoruba adage says...

"Pesin wey follow Okoro pple waka, na mago-mago and wayo im go do las las!

Greyworld:
Some one should pull the damn life suppott plug (medication ) the very same way many families life support he pulled.

Meanwhile this trend of being sick once a politician is caught in corruption is called what please?

kestolove95:
Igbo's like ashawo work dem pass idoma

partnerbizn5:
They won't understand.
That guy is building himself.

Casting his nets all round.

Only poor people like me engage in tribalism.

The rich pepper soup and suya together..

bomasek:
May your prick continue to make u proud

bomasek:
U never fvck since u buy am?

abtywo:
Your application for job in our company for the post of Quality Controller via advert on Guardian newspaper refers: You are hereby invited for an interview on 25th, Oct, 2019, Venue: Bons Industries ltd at Km2 Enu/Osha Exp.way, Trans-Ekulu, Enugu, by Penoks Bus stop. Time: 10am
For more info: call 09091147649. come along with copies of ur CV and credentials.
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HRM.
please who knows about them.