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rowland545:
I know how all this will end....read below

The man go buy iPhone use beg the girl then com Wilson her then end it with doggy...afterwards goes home and beat the *shit* out of the wife for embarrassing his baby



That is exactly what I will do if I was the man

samsard:

We use to have men sneak into a secondary school hostel full of girls to smooch and try forcing one or two!
You never see anything.

landmark86:
Even banks is no longer save again.
Some of the banks workers now collaborate with the fraudsters nowadays.
I keep my money in a pit behind my house now, no need of acct no, no need of BVN, no need of security for protection.

Sirvolga:
UNN the homeland of sexual harassment

FarahAideed:
I am not yet a billionaire ( small time small time ) but I no dey suffer In Jesus Name

IME1:
I like this joke�

*⭕JOKE THAT MAKES SENSE!⭕*

An old farmer wrote a letter to his son who is in prison. "Son, this year I will not plant cassava
and yam because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me".

The son replied his father "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried the money I stole".

The POLICE & PRISON'S on reading this letter went early in the morning and dug the whole field in search of the money but nothing was found.

The next day the son wrote his father again "Dad you can now plant your cassava and yam this is the best I can do from here."

Dad replied "Hahaaa my son, you are too powerful indeed, even in prison you still command police men to work for me. I was so surprised to see the IGP and his team holding hoes and shovels, digging my farm. I will write to you when I want to harvest."
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MORAL LESSON� : Nobody can imprison your mind. Don't laugh alone.

Well this is to relax the minds of Dasuki's loved ones, because I don't see this man, Sowore, Electric Zazaky and Co being free till 2023. I hope I'm wrong for the right reasons

FarahAideed:
If you look closely you will see the machine in question was a two stroke water cooled single cylinder deisel engine usually found in villages and it has a large tyre like transmission belt used to transmit power from the engine to the mill and from experience I can assure you if her Hijab gets caught in that belt it will drag and decapitate her in a second .

Kericoo:
Our SARS Can do that type of shit if you refuse to settle them on the way..ask those bringing cars from Legos to East what they go through

MrPresident1:
Tuface use him 'aisiki'

Meanwhile, an asteroid will make impact on planet earth before 30th September 2019.

vibbb:
When all hope is gone, family and friends seems to be miles away. Neva worry urself just stay connected to ur creator (God).

Even a dead clock/wristwatch makes a correct timing once in every 24 hours. Keep hope alive and neva give up.

#SayNoToSuicide.

unitysheart:
But customers can choose to run with money abi

jendhorlee:
so, wetin kon konsine big brother 4 diz matter ?

pocohantas:
Well, according to Mobilityexpress theory, you are probably not a Ned. Maybe he should introduce you to the women in his life.

People that don'y have money always be thinking money is everything.

Anyway, you will definitely find one. Give it time....

Ryan03:
not true, it will help you meet someone who will love you and your child. we are in same shoes