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ishowdotgmail:
University of Ibadan, Ibadan recorded another feat as Miss Owolabi Habeebah Olayinka, a Postgraduate Student of the Department of Botany, Faculty of Science graduated with a perfect CGPA of 7.0.

This was announced by the Provost, Postgraduate College, University of Ibadan, Prof. Jonathan Babalola today 14th of November, 2019 being the third day of the Convocation programme holding at the International Conference Center, Ibadan.

This is coming barely 48hours after the University celebrated Miss. Ofure Mary Ebhomielen who also graduated with a perfect CGPA of 7.0 in the Undergraduate category.

Congratulations!!!

Source:
http://oyomind.com.ng/breaking-ui-postgraduate-student-graduates-with-a-7-0-cgpa/

Very good but we never to check her kpekus to see if everything down there is still in order.

Racoon:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/hate-speech-bill-senate-urges-nigerians-to-be-patient/amp/

Even at this, some Nigerian youth will support them! Especially those that sleep and Bleep cows.

This country is a big zoo filled with different type of animals.

kolaaderin:
Your case is beyond redemption, the looting machines made by PDP has vandalised the best part of your brain. I repeat and read carefully word after word.. Even if the government then did nothing, Telecom investors will still come to Nigeria. All the money paid to the government for licensing should have been used to upgrade NITEL to be the sector leader at least in Nigerian and royalty paid to the National Operator, but the whole money was looted by the locust and Nigerian lost thousands of Jobs in Nitel without also paying their pension.

It worries me when youth as presumed you are thinks upside down like this, what hope do we have as a nation as the brain box of the next generation of Nigerian youths is already looted hazardously into self destruction.

Trash! Garbage! Has the looting stopped since your Heavenly Father (buhari) is on the thrown? Didn't Obasanjo still achieved the ultimate goal of connecting us to the world? Oh maybe he should have just waited for the Telecom investors to come and redeem us anytime they feel like.

You don't have any sense at all my friend.

Grow up niggar!

kolaaderin:
Daft thinking. Phone and internet was a world revolution then it will happen even if obasanjo government did nothing, Telecom investors will Still locate Nigeria.
Obasanjo government only cash out of Telecom revolution and instead of them to use the proceed to uplift Nitel to a global player like BT (British Telecom) . He Obasanjo and his thieving vice Atiku killed Nitel and even left debt for successive government to service, not until Buhari regime, Nitel staffs were hopeless.

Fool! What if Obasanjo decided not to cash out on the Telecom revolution like your current president is doing now would you have been here vomiting this trash from your anus?

Ecstasy154:
Sunday Aborisade, Abuja

The Senate on Wednesday approved the N10bn loan refund for Kogi State despite stiff resistance from the opposition senators.

No sooner had the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Local and Foreign Loans, Senator Clifford Ordia, laid the report of his panel on the issue at plenary than the Senate President called for the debate on it immediately.

Details later.


https://punchng.com/breaking-senate-approves-n10bn-loan-for-kogi-amidst-protests/

Meanwhile EFCC is still chasing after small small yahoo boys and some of you are supporting them. May Heavenly thunder blast anyone supporting EFCC. Let the thunder penetrate through the person's pen*s mouth upwards to his intestines and burst open from his brain.


Amen!

Azzazz:
Source; https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/witness-i-gave-obasanjo-140000-on-behalf-of-atikus-son-in-law/amp/

PRESIDENT OBASANJO! THE BEST PRESIDENT NIGERIA HAS EVER HAD AND WILL EVER HAVE.


THE REASON WHY WE ALL ARE ON THE INTERNET SPEWING GARBAGE!

auntysimbiat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMgb0PiWvLU

My belove brother thunder fire you, you hear? If na man now you go lite fire for him body.

Thetalker:
King Power in this viral video is shown bringing out huge sums of money to purchase expensive jewelries worth 3.5 million dollars.

King power is said to have five clothing companies in different companies.

He also sponsors Sumo wrestlers in Japan and sponsors top world wrestlers.

Source: https://www.favytalk.com.ng/2019/11/king-power-spends-over-35-million-on.html


pics below

You Don start your own abi.

Efcc dey your back ooo!

Explorers:
The world's most expensive watch, a £24.2million Patek Philippe, has sold in Switzerland at a Christie's charity auction.

The Patek Philippe Grandmaster Chime, one of the most complex timepieces ever crafted, was won by a private telephone bidder at the Four Seasons Hotel des Bergues in Geneva on Saturday.

It was expected to sell for around £2million but smashed the previous record of £13.5million held by a Rolex Daytona once owned by Hollywood star Paul Newman which sold in 2017.


The watch features a patented reversible case which can be turned to show two dials, one in rose gold, the other in black ebony.




https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7673803/Worlds-expensive-watch-24-2MILLION-Patek-Philippe-sells-auction-Switzerland.html

Taaa I had it before. Before the slave trade but oyibo people collected it from me. ����

Famousbabe:
Watch the videos Here

Before God and Man! Nigeria no get any bright future.

Who use the pants of Nigerias future Generation buy Benz?

Praizenewstv:
President Buhari was hosted by Justin Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury at Lambeth Palace residence in London on Sunday November 10, praizenews report.

Though the details of their meeting is yet to be disclosed, this is however not the first time the Nigerian leader who is on a private visit in UK has met with the leader of the Church of England.

News Source ; http://www.praizenews.com/president-buhari-hosted-by-archbishop-of-canterbury-in-london-photos/

The Ass Bigchop that helped the Jihadist cramp power . Na dem.... Dem!

nairaobserver2:
Media personality and Actress, Toke Makinwa has been trending on social media after she uploaded no bras and panties pictures which seems to have become a norm for her.

Watch Video Below
Source https://www.nairafame.com/2019/11/toke-makinwa-causes-stir-as-she-steps.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfEALq3pmU8

After watching this video, honestly American Embassy called me and sent me 3 visas and was pleading in a letter that I should please consider their offer.


Thank you Toke!
Thank You nairaland!
Thank you Nigeria.


I have made it in life.

mattjunior:
Famous Billionaire daughter and Dj, Cuppy celebrates her 27th birthday today.

Florence Ifeoluwa Otedola (born November 11, 1992), professionally known as DJ Cuppy, is a Nigerian disc jockey and producer. She is the daughter of Nigerian businessman Femi Otedola.

Happy birthday to her.

See beautiful photos of her below:

http://www.ogbeta.ng/2019/11/dj-cuppy-celebrates-her-27th-birthday.html

I Don taya for this girl. She dey celebrate her birthday every weekend

Haba! Thank your God your father is a billionaire, you for be Nigerias Famous Oloshi

Praizenewstv:
A man has recounted how he was raped by three ladies while he was in his 2nd year in the University and no one believed or did anything about it, praizenews report.

The man, Ezemmuo Nkanu took to his social media page to reveal that being raped by three ladies in the University is an incident that has refused to leave his head and how every November 10 reminds him of that day.

He wrote;


https://twitter.com/ezemmuo_nkanu/status/1193432281408561152?s=19

Many male rape victims hardly get the care they require. What do you think ?

News Source ; http://www.praizenews.com/man-raped-by-three-ladies-in-the-university-reveals-how-traumatized-it-left-him/

For most of you wishing to be raped. My younger brother lost his friend from such accident. He was raped by "Bishop Labsury girl secondary school girls " He just went there to visit his friend( girl) and more than 50 girls jumped on him and he suffocated while being raped.

Another friend who is always looking out for who to rape him was raped in Owerri too 5 years ago by IMSU girls living around Bishops Court and he later was diagnosed with HIV 2.


Pray you don't fall victim because what you're thinking its going to be enjoyment might end your life.

Awol1:
A middle aged man has been spotted striking a pose with his mad father.

I think it's adorable as not many guys of nowadays would do the same.

https://mobile.twitter.com/HonBenard/status/1192749781401194497

I guess this guy just dey admire the mad man's type of MADNESS.

Drinokrane:
Family of ex-chairman of the Pension Reform Task Team Abdulrasheed Maina have made a shocking revelation that he (Maina) had been on life support medication for over 15 years.

In a statement signed by Abdullahi Usman, the family also disclosed that Maina had been surviving on supports he gets from family and relatives since leaving office.

The statement was in reaction to an online publication alleging that Maina who was brought to court in a wheel chair at his last trial was attempting to deceive the court and Nigerians with ill health.

The described as blatant lie allegations that the ex-pensions boss was getting presidential treatment at the Kuje prisons and that he had also bribed the prison officials.

Read the full text of the statement:

“Our attention has been drawn to news headline published online by Sahara Reporters insinuating falsehood concerning the health and trial of the former Pensions Funds chief, Abdulrasheed Maina.

“Contrary to the report, we wish to clarify on some allegations made by the news outlet concerning his health situation and the ongoing trial.

It is absolutely not true that Maina is receiving any presidential treatment in Kuje prison where he is being detained. He is placed under the usual prison conditions in an uncomfortable cell that is dilapidated.

“It is also a figment of the imagination of those who concocted the lies that Maina is receiving visitors at will. It is in fact a more difficult task than the usual prison processes of visiting detained person, to gain access or be allowed to visit Maina in detention. Several family and friends have made efforts to see him but all to no avail.

“It is indeed embarrassing to the Assistant Comptroller of Kuje prison to have been falsely accused of receiving cash bribes to delay or stop presenting Maina before court with sole intention to hinder justice when the need arises as feigned by the online news medium.

How and where would Maina that is not allowed visitors get cash to bribe any official, comes to every right-thinking mind because it is a blatant lie.

Maina was on life support, medication for over 15 years, you can confirm this from his medical records. Maina had survived on control drugs treatment for many years and his condition got deteriorated due to lack of access to his prescribed medications while in detention, a hereditary health condition also being faced by his son Faisal Abdurrasheed.

He also suffers severe back ache due to the ill-condition of his place of detention.

“Recently, Maina spent three days in the prison hospital and is seriously indisposed to stand trial in that condition. The court acted rightly based on medical reports presented to it for which it moved the case further to allow him resuscitate.

“We wish to disabuse the mind of the general public that Maina, who is surviving on support from friends and relatives since he left his position, has any money to the extent of using it to compromise witnesses through bribery. This is also an insult on the presumed witnesses to be presented before the court by his accusers.

“It shows a sense of desperation on their side. In as much as it would not be ideal to accuse his detention of being purposely done to give room to present fake witnesses to the court, it is also wrong to claim that if he is released on bail he would bribe the witnesses. Are they paid by his accusers to stand against him?

“We wish to remind the general public that Maina is only a victim of circumstance. He was in a position where a lot of people thought they could exploit and loot pensions funds which he disallowed.

“He is today paying the price for protecting the pension funds from looters and extorting funds termites. We therefore call for justice not only be done but be seen to have been done.”

http://igberetvnews.com/1126553/maina-now-broke-life-support-15-years-family/

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

Nothing is absolutely wrong with him. Tired of this una deceitful nature and statements. He is a thief and supposed to be hanged. Meanwhile Sowore and Dasuki are still in prison.

stanliwiser:
Here comes the men that are never responsible for their actions.

I support the first Motion! Women can turn water into blood when power is given to them.

KingSatan:
WOW, THIS IS SUCH A GREAT FEAT!

I AM SUPER PROUD OF NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS.

TACHA HAS ASSURED NIGERIANS THAT HER BUTT WILL HELP BOOST OUR ECONOMY, GDP, CREATE JOBS AND IMPROVE LIVES.

WE ARE SO PROUD OF TACHA'S BUTT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE MINISTER OF WOMEN AFFAIRS HAVE PROMISED TO LIASE WITH ALL STAKEHOLDERS SO THEY WILL LOOK INTO TACHA'S "BUTT BUSINESS" FOR POSSIBLE EXPORT OPPORTUNITIES, WHICH IS IN LINE WITH THE DIVERSIFICATION AGENDA OF PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI.

TACHA'S BUTT WILL BE EXPORTED IN DIFFERENT SIZES, COLOURS AND SHAPES. A BUTT IS ESTIMATED $5000 IN THE BLACK MARKET. THAT IS EVEN MORE VALUABLE THAN CRUDE!

THIS PRECIOUS BUTT BUSINESS WILL CREATE 5000 DIRECT JOBS AND 500,000,000 INDIRECT JOBS.

CHEERS TO MEDIOCRITY!

CHEERS TO NONSENSE!

CHEERS TO MISPLACED PRIORITIES!

CHEERS TO GROSS ILLITERACY!

CHEERS TO OUR TRUE IDENTITY!

Finally na you win!

omaclarry:
This person above me who are you, tot i hav finaly made it in life wit FTC, den you popped up...

It's an Edo witch. They sleep on Nairaland.

Weirdgee:
Happy Sunday guys. What motivates you to go to church every Sunday? Mine is the word of God. Going to church to hear His word and to do and live according to his word.

Drop yours let's know your reasons.

It makes me feel anew and refreshed especially after a good worship and praise section.

I love it.

You wouldn't feel this way if you are f*cking CANAL!

Truefaith:
Sadly, much of what this writer put together in this post is occult nonsense people imported into "Christianity" in the last 120 or so years.


If Christians are not supposed to die by diseases and sicknesses, how are they supposed to die?

By suicides, gun shots, drowning or by motor vehicles overrunning them?

Or are they not supposed to die at all?

Has Christ's atonement nullified God's order in Genesis 3 that all men must die?

Occult people, who never read the Bible clearly quote the last part of Isaiah 53:5, "and with his stripes we are healed" without asking themselves the logical question, "Of what diseases"?

What diseases are you healed of by Christ's stripes? Headache, malarial, what?

The diseases and sicknesses of the Bible are clearly written in the whole of Isaiah 53 which these occult people refuse to read: SINS, TRANSGRESSIONS, INIQUITIES, GOING ASTRAY FROM GOD, EACH FOLLOWING HIS OWN WAYS.


You care to know the true God?

Pick the Bible.

Read the whole of Isaiah 53 and Isaiah 59:1-2.

The Pentecostals and Charismatics who quote one-fifth of Isaiah 53:5 are OCCULTS and Babalawos masquerading as Christians.

They don't know Christ and the reason for His Coming and Death.

https://www.thetruechristianfaith.com/2019/10/20/is-divine-healing-guaranteed/

You're the Real Broke Occultist.

judgementyard:
His type plenty here on nairaland

How can we eradicate nairaland of this huperlupish imbeciles? I just joined yesterday but I'm weak and tired already, after seeing and reading some people's comments.

It's like they just joined the discussion right from The grave.

FactBoyz:
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission Chairman Ibrahim Magu has admonished Nigerian Youths to grow in doing legitimate businesses instead of blowing "inordinate/questionable sudden wealth" in doing illegitimate business.


https:///2019/11/grow-dont-blow-efcc-boss-magu-admonishes-youths.html

Before God and man! I must blow!!!

FactBoyz:
Twitter CEO, Jack Dorsey is currently in Nigeria. Today, he visited the University of Lagos where he met the Vice Chancellor of the university; Prof Ogundipe.

See Photos below


News From Factboyz

https:///2019/11/photos-as-jack-dorsey-visits-unilag.html

This Jack Dorsey look like someone who worships at the church of Satan. I'm just saying

GistMore7:
Big Brother Naija 2018 housemates, Tope Adenibuyan, have concluded plans on their white wedding.

Celebrity fashion designer, Toyin Lawani, revealed on Friday in a post on Instagram that she had begun plans for the wedding.

She did not, however, reveal the date of the wedding.

“@IamTeddya’s wedding preparations have started, and you already know Your no1 celebrity stylist and designer got a lot up her sleeves for my nigga Teddy See you all in Dubai, ist stop my workshop in Istanbul ,” she wrote.

BamBam married Teddy A on September 7 in a traditional ceremony in Ogun State.

They had announced their engagement on Instagram on August 4.

The lovebirds made headlines for their relationship during and after the reality TV show.

In May 2018, they were the cover stars for the love edition of The Celebrity Shoot magazine where they talked about their relationship and brand.

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/teddy-a-bambam-set-to-hold-white-wedding-weeks-after-traditional-engagement

Correct G.

When you love a gal and start f*cking her. Make sure you f*ck her till death separate una.

All this guy's that are always FTC. Abeg na Edo network una dey use Witches and wizards

GistGoViral:
Popular Nigerian brand influencer, Uduakabasi Emmanuel aka Uduak is bae, has been arrested for the possession of illicit drugs in Cyprus, where she is currently schooling.

Uduak, who appeared in court today, was arrested on Wednesday after the police and narcotics team found 3 parcels of drugs in her apartment during a raid.

After her arraignment, she was granted bail of 5,000 TL (about N320k) because she is a student, but told to be reporting at the police station, twice in a week as her trial continues.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2019/11/popular-twitter-user-uduakabasi-emmanuel-allegedly-arrested-for-selling-drugs-in-cyprus.html

Very soon Nigeria will be all over the world..... Casting the world.

holywahala19:
University of Ibadan once again has shown that she is truly first and the best university in Nigeria by producing 26 first class graduates at the Law School Bar Final Examinations for 2019.
Below is the breakdown of the result of August 2019 Bar Final Examinations:

A total number of five thousand, six hundred and eighty nine (5,689) students sat for the exam.
Hundred and fourty seven (147) students made first class.

Seven hundred and fourty one (741) made second class upper.

Two thousand, two hundred and fourty six (2,246) made second class lower divisions.

One thousand, two hundred and ninety one(1,291) made ordinary pass.

Three hundred and nineteen(319) made conditional pass.

Eight hundred and ninety four (894) failed the exam.

Another fourty one (41) students missed the exam while ten(10) students' result were withheld.

However, it must be noted that out of these 26 first class graduates at the law school, only six made first class in UI.

The University of Ibadan Vice Chancellor, Prof. Olayinka, in his Facebook post of November 6, attributed the unprecedented success to UI rigorous and transparent admission processes coupled with excellent teaching facilities.

My school, Unizik, didn't impress me at all.
Congratulations to them all as we wait for other school to apprise us how their students performed at the Law School.


https://www.newtelegraphng.com/2019/11/ui-law-faculty-produces-26-first-class-out-of-150-graduands/

Congratulations and Welcome to NIZOORIA!

Jewessgratitude:
Its not about getting two more, its about catering for them.
The only thing you men know how to do is to chook but when it comes to taking care of the family, you'll start giving a million and one excuses.

Not all men like to "Chook ". Remember there's a word called "Soapy

memez:
Edo State police command on Friday paraded a 42-year old man, Uchenna Duru, posing as a lawyer to defraud one Abdulahi Ruth of Airforce School of an undisclosed amount of money and her Toyota car.
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The suspect specialized in duping single mothers after promising to marry them. Uchenna was said to have promised to marry a lady in #Owerri, #ImoState, but never turned up on the wedding day despite preparation by the lady in question. .
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He was arrested on October 29 by the police who were on his trail since December 2018 after Mrs. Ruth reported that he defrauded her too.
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Police investigation showed that Uchenna had promised to marry a friend of Ruth, one Madam Adams Dora, whom he met on the social media. .
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It was learnt that wedding introduction was conducted and Uchenna collected N1m from Dora under the pretence of buying her a car worth N2.5m ahead of the wedding in December 2018. Dora told newsmen she never saw Uchenna again. .
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She said Uchenna told her he was a divorcee with two children. After the arrest of Uchenna, another lady, Faith Eriamiatoe, turned up and alleged that Uhenna also promised to marry her.
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Faith said Uchenna defrauded her the sum of N73,000 on the pretence to supply her auction goods from the Nigeria Custom Service. She said she met Uchenna in October and he promised to marry her by December but she insisted it was too early. .
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However, Uchenna insisted that he studied law at the Imo State University but never went to Law School. He said he is an electrician and also import goods from abroad. .
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Uchenna said he left Dora because he discovered she has four children from a previous marriage and he has five children. He denied defrauding the women sayig they would meet in court.

Source; http://www.ogbeta.ng/2019/11/fake-lawyer-arrested-for-allegedly.html?m=1

Na Your Own beta. You dey nack dem front and back and dem still dey pay like UK Lotto. See you in jail uchebaba!!

Chai! Man of God

Simple thing. "Pour snipers inside ya ears