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TheSourcerer:
you're a coward !

You're a bast4rd. If I get you I will teach you what a coward can do.

Cow!

Monicaville:
Nigerian masked Disc Jockey, DJ Computer Love gives a clean "spirit-filled" and churchy vibe to "Tesumole", the latest hit by singer, Naira Marley. The DJ sampled popular prayers and lines of respected clergy, Pastor E.A Adeboye of The Redeemed Christian Church (RCCG), and blended them with Tesumole, while still leaving intact the club feel of the song.

But Pastor Adeboye and Naira Marley? Is that even okay?

Tesumole actually means "Stomp on the devil".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP1cINFrRcI

https://mino.notjustok.com/track/427891/naira-marley-tesumole-dj-computer-love-remix-ft-pastor-adeboye

I'm a Christian with a Bible and a shot G*n.

People believe Christianity is a religion of cowards

Maxymilliano:
Worst moment

At about 2 pm, Gbenga announced that he had arrived Jos. And the kidnappers were surprised at his speed. They asked how much he was bringing, and he gave the figure. Sergeant Sniper was livid. He collected the phone and said with a deadly cold voice: “If you come here with anything less than what we asked you to bring, just consider your trip a total waste of time.”

I became scared, especially with the looks in his eyes. I begged to be given the phone to speak with my friend. I said, “Gbenga, please kindly try all that you can to make sure the ransom is complete – my situation is different, and they have eyes on me.” Gbenga said, “Don’t worry; everything is under control.”

It was then I knew my friend was trying to avoid a situation they would be asking for more money, so he had to continue feigning there was no much to offer. I told them he would get the remaining amount from a friend in Jos, who agreed to lend us some. They said that was fine.

They asked my friend to alert them as soon as he met with the other three ransom bearers in Jos. And when he did, they put the phone on speaker so that all of them could hear what was being discussed. To our hearing, they said each ransom bearer should declare what they brought and all of them took time to do so. They summed up the total and then said: “okay, get the two of you to bring the money and make sure the vehicle you are coming with can convey all of you plus four people back to Jos.”

At that point, I noticed Sergeant Sniper brought out all the bullets from his AK47, cleaned the gun, and began to insert the bullets into the cartridge one after the other. He had to offer some incantation on each ammunition, touch it with his tongue, before inserting it into the cartridge. I became worried. Would these guys let me go after collecting the money? I wasn’t sure they were convinced I was not a soldier after seeing me in a military jacket and a helmet. I was even more disturbed that they were not hiding their faces again – if they would spare me, they wouldn’t have allowed me to see their faces. So I went into prayers.

“Yellow, are you praying for us?” asked Sergeant Smile, who was sitting far behind me. They all called me Yellow. I didn’t know what to say , but I had to respond to his question. “Yes,” I said. “Prayers are good, right? I’m praying that this should end well for all of us.” He nodded, smiling as usual.

Sergeant Elder who normally advised on what to accept concerning ransom, took over all communications. He asked the ransom bearers to call him each time they arrived at a specific location, and that when they finally arrived at Jagindi village, they should stop, put on their inner light and call to notify him.

When Gbenga called to announce that they had reached Gidan Waya, it was about 5.30 PM. So they announced to us that it was time to start moving towards the point of exchange.

We had to wait for some minutes for a herdsman who was spotted far down the valley grazing his herds, to move out of sight. While waiting, we also spotted three young boys making their way home from the farms.

All cleared, we began to descend the hills, and in some minutes, we were all walking along a footpath. As we moved on in silence, Sergeant Smile walked up to me and said, smiling, “Oga Yellow, I know you are happy that you are going to see your wife.” I said, “yes, and children as well.” He walked on to join Sergeant Sniper, who was ahead leading the movement.

After some time, we veered off the footpath and began to walk through a beans farm. It was an open space, but these guys were not bothered if anyone would spot them. They knew the entire terrain, and they seemed to know where to avoid being seen.

It was getting darker when we arrived at a stream. On the other side of the stream, the five had a brief meeting, and then a call came from Gbenga that they had arrived at Jagindi village. Sergeant Sniper took over the phone and described how they should move from there to the point of collecting the ransom. A vivid description was given.

Sergeants Sniper, Small, and Smile left us to go and collect the ransom. They had two AK47 with them. Sergeants Elder and ICT stayed back with us.

After about 10 minutes, Sergeant Elder said we should start moving towards the same direction the trio took. We began to move, but this time we could barely see our paths, we kept on bumping into shrubs, but our escorts were okay.

We walked for about 20 minutes; then, Sergeant Elder asked us to stop and wait for further communication from those that went to collect the ransom. As we waited, they asked us to look up at the sky. The effect blinds you when you look down. It was a strategy to constrain our sights should we attempt anything unexpected.

Walk to freedom

It was the longest wait for me. It started drizzling, but who cared? It was getting to about 40 minutes, no call, and no sign of movement. From a distance, we could see floodlights of cars moving. But we were still far away from the highway. I still doubted if they would honour their words to release us after collecting the money. Then I heard Sergeant Elder speak on his phone, and he said, “okay.” He turned to us and said, “Time to move.”

We started hobbling and stumbling after them. It was dark. We walked for about 10 minutes then we found ourselves on an earth route. There, we sighted three human silhouettes coming towards us. Those were Sergeants Sniper, Small, and Smile. My heart began to pound fast. Is it going to be or not?
https://i1.wp.com/media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2020/01/PhotoPictureResizer_200101_030839589_crop_1080x861.jpg?zoom=3&w=600&h=478&ssl=1
Haruna few hours after he was released by abductors

As we walked towards them, Sergeant ICT grabbed my hands gently and said, “Abdulkareem, when you guys get home, please pray for us so that we could leave this kind of job.” I slowed down, looked at him and said “May God grant you the grace to use this money wisely so that you can stop this business and be a better citizen.” He said, “Amen, thank you.” And I said, in my heart. “Bastard!”

I doubled up to join the others ahead, and then Sergeant Sniper called out to me “Yellow, here is your phone, put on the torch and follow this footpath straight ahead it will take you to the highway, there you will meet your people.” We muttered words of appreciation, and I took the phone from him, but the battery was then at 10 percent, so the torch app won’t work. I looked at Sergeant Small, he had a bag he collected from one of my abducted colleagues hanging heavily on his shoulder. He got the ransom!

Papa said his phone still had some power, so he offered his torch, and we continued to stumble through the rough path. It took us about 10 minutes of walk, at a point, we thought we had missed the road. But he said “straight,” so we walked on.

My friend later told me they were asked to park by the road facing the direction of Jos. After some minutes, two persons emerged from the bush, one with a gun and hurriedly collected the money. They instructed them to open the bonnet of the car and then dashed back into the forest. It was Sergeants Small and Smile that received the money, while Sniper hid in the bush waiting to shoot should anything go wrong.

We got to the main road, and I sighted a car parked with its bonnet opened. There was no sign of persons inside. So I called out, “Gbenga”, and my friend responded, I’m here, enter quickly. Four of us crammed into the back seat of the Volkswagen Vectra, and off we zoomed to freedom.

On the way, we exchanged words of thanks and congratulations. I asked if my friend called my main lines. He said, “yes, it was deposited at the police station in Jagindi.”

The police handed over to me my bag and its inventoried contents, after which I was bid good luck. I was not debriefed; I was not asked to write a statement.

As we drove that night to Jos, the police warned us to be extra careful that the roads had been plagued by similar attacks in the past days. In my mind, I said, “don’t worry, it has been bought.”

I also pondered over the event of the past three days. How easy it has become to be kidnapped, how easy it was for unscrupulous youth to make money, and how easy it is to die here, and I sighed. “That is the hazard of being in Nigeria.”

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/370544-kidnapped-and-released-nigerian-journalist-narrates-shocking-experience.html

What got me is is this Line "They said he was “wicked and lies like Buhari.”


If you survive in this country Nigeria I expect you to survive anywhere in the whole world.


First time I Read and Finish a very long post on Nairaland.

Anambralstson:
More

Another banger from the East.

Ndibunna:
Fullstop

Full stop! STOP! Here it is finished!!!

msmon:
The advantage of entering as a single is that you can date a white girl, impregnate her and get a green passport. All will be history

Oyibo people don sabi almost everything Oga.

Once they discovered say you be immigrant from Africa they go change that their love matter to Dollar matter.

Na dem go even tell you how much you go pay so they came help you get your papers.

I have 3 friends and they paid $10,000 each in the US to white girls so they can marry and get there papers and you know what?? They girls took the money and disappeared all.

Oyibo sabi scam ooo if they want.

DonFreshmoney:
Nobody wants a white stripping ashawo in the streets of Lagos. She should apply for citizenship in Togo or Ghana... we don't need her type, she would end up spoiling and converting all out ladies to strippers

Haha. My dear I love you because you're a slowpoke. You thought I'm going to praise you abi?


The type of Ashawo and strippers we have here already is mind boggling. And they are all low budget Cardi B.

Why don't we have the real ones imported from the states down here so we see some fresh flesh.

Now that's what's up! So what do you think?

That's if you think at all.

Blue3k2:
Source: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/370987-alleged-corruption-magu-reacts-to-fayoses-salsa-dancing-video.html

98% of Bohari's supporters don't have single living brain cell. This man have been here with us. He was the one who even showed up at EFCC 's office first. He had been in all court sessions. Now the court grantee him a medical leave and some people are still not happy.


Kill yourselves! Die! Die! Die b4 the end of this year so we can't see you and your likes again since you people don't like an organized environment and people.

smat101:
I Am Planing To Seriously Beat My Kid Sister 2moro Morning

What I was scared of is finally happening...
I've a lot to say but let me try to be brief...

It's been 4years+ since I last went home to see my mum and siblings. I really love my kid sister so much even more than my mum.

There is a lot to say but to cut the long story short, when I came back she had already developed breast but she is just 14 years.
Just today I talked to her about sex, boyfriends, pornography relationship, sex, everything in that area.

Recently she was using my phone for Facebook, then I asked her consent to read some of her messages which she agreed. As I was reading through she dragged the phone from my hand when I wanted to click a particular chat. I became inquisitive but respected her privacy. I then asked her to log out when she is done...

Just this night I wanted to login to my Facebook then I clicked the Facebook icon her account was still logged in... What I saw broke my heart, she was planning to send nudes to a guy and the guy was planning to have sex with her this weekend, she kept on telling him that she was afraid, but he kept on telling her he will use condom, that she should not be afraid...

My problem is that she is a minor and this guy is 27...

So this is what I plan to do, Flog her thoroughly very early tomorrow, then later talk to her again...
Then that bastard beat him up in the evening with two other guys...

I really love this girl and Want the best for her pls parents preferably how should I handle this matter .

Please brothers and sisters. I have a question.


What do people (adults) see in Minors)


A 27 year old man will be fantasizing how to fuuuck a 10,12,14, etc years old baby girl.

When there are more than 500 girls on my facebook list asking for free sex.

I mean sweet ladies asking me for sex.

Tufiakwa

marvin906:
the easiest Target for Iran now are the US armies in Syria..
in the middle East Iran has qatar,Iraq, and Yemen as allies..
this war is gonna be bloody

My brother fear the United States. There is something that made them world power. There is more than 500 US drones stationed in the skies around all the Middle East and they are ready to be fired just like what you just read.

SarakiBukola:
LOL. So Northerners are now afraid of IPOB and Kanu ?

Do you know what happened during the Kaduna Declaration or you weren't born then?

Lemme help, Kanu chestbeat and he was warned not to try visiting Kaduna. Your elders also went to beg with their red caps.

And I assume you're reasonable with this your trashy statement abi? You people are stand-up comedians.

OgunLaakaye:
What is this one saying.

Are you alive

Yes he's alive and you're as good as a dead rat

afrorossiyatv:
Pictures

Very inspiring! Most of these European countries dont know anything about us but we strive daily to know everything about them.


Mental Colonialism!


The problem is that they don't even wanna know or care to know. Remember one friend of mine from Isle of man always asking who is the president of Africa and the current time in Africa?


I tell her everyday but she keep always asking the same question over and over again.

drips8:
I hope the boy knows what his dad does for a living.

I was hoping you would have grown pass this irrelevant prattlish behavior come 2020. I will pray for you again

ddippset:
Reason like person we go school na.

So it has turned to a naming competition?

Name your own, I name my own?


So only Fulani herdsmen kill people in Nigeria abi?

What about community disputes?
What about armed militia?

Yes it could as well be herdsmen!

But who knows for now?


The article says "SUSPECTED" because no investigation has been done.
And the writer did not give any eye witness account.
And I know the writer wasn't at the scene of the massacre.

If this is not junk journalism then tell me what is?


Make una dey reason like educate people abeg.

Don't be foolish Ode. People like you might even be among the suspects.

Na today we know una!

MaxVee:
I Am Losing My Mind, Could This Be Love Or Foolishness?

Okay, I'd be quick and brief as well.

So about 6 months ago, I met my girl on facebook, And after months wooing her to date me, she finally agreed and we started dating..

Like everything was perfect and indeed I fell deeply in love with her even before I met her.

So along the line in our relationship she told she had a best friend who is a guy and they have know each other for like 4years..and that they talk very well (calls and chat) and that they tell each other they love themselves, but if I wasn't cool with it,I could break up she would understand.

As a guy I knew I had fallen for her and I embraced her telling me about the guy after a strong assurance from her that they were not into any sort of relationship with each other.

So my girl called me like let's say a month after we started dating that there was this her friend who she hadn't met and that wanted and she was going to see him, and I was like fine, she should just be fine.

P.S:- I hadn't met with my girl even till the point she went to meet the guy...I was in the west and she was in one of the states in the East..more like a long distance relationship.

Fast forward to days after they met I became uncomfortable with the relationship between my girl and the said new guy she met..I talked to her severally about it and she was at some point swearing not having anything to do with the new guy she just met.

Fast forward to the festive season I came back and I met my girl for the first time..indeed she was everything I imagined and we flowed amazingly well.

Long story cut short in the midst of one of our long conversations I discovered she have at some point had sex severally with her said best friend...so I was like since it was before we met I forgave her and we moved on..

yesterday I asked her if she has anything with the new guy and she swore again not having anything with him that the guy has been asking her out and she refused dating him.

She said plenty of things that convinced me into believing that nothing was going between them.

P.S:- before yesterday I told her to tell the new guy she has a boyfriend and she promised to..(from the actions of my girl I could tell she loves me.) She later told me that day that she told him and she had blocked him and stuff..and trust me I did believe her.

So this morning while she was sleeping I reaching out to her phone and went straight to her WhatsApp.. opened the chat with the guy and what I saw broke me..

She was reconciling with him over the break up she instigated of which was caused by something totally different not even because she told him she had a guy..what killed my spirit was a message she wrote to the guy saying "she left me for him even though I was far much a better option"..I confronted her and she has been pleading saying she loves me but she likes him and that they haven't had anything except kissing and caressing..that she loves me so much..that she started liking him when she started talking to him more frequently and I was far away. She hadn't know me..so she got fond of him and she likes him.

I love this babe so much, I told her I forgive her..but please I need your opinions..am I blinded by love or am being foolish..

How would you handle the situation. If it was you..
La La.. please help move this to front page
Am breaking every hour.

After reading this your line "that they tell each other they love themselves, but if I wasn't cool with it,I could break up she would understand"


I'm sorry to tell you that you're not a real Niggggar!

You're just a low budget Bob Risky.

scarffield:
How Much Do Federal Government Pays A Medicine Graduate During NYSC?

Please house.... I heard NYSC pays medicine graduates higher than d regular 19,500...about a 100k....please how true is it??

And is it same for nursing graduates

As Medicine Graduate that is serving in Syria. I receive almost 500k everyday and some times 750k becaude I'm serving The Most high God.

You see how I made you read to the end abi??


It's easy! May 2020 give us alawee wey go fit carry us reach to the end of our lives.

JosEast:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/imam-party-chairman-among-23-killed-in-kogi-attack.html

I know this will happen. Yahaya bello traded Kogi State for fulanization. This is just the beginning! I pity those innocent people killed there. Unfortunately there's still more to come and the most unfortunate part is that the supporters of this terrorists killing people are on Nairaland here with us. You will notice it by there comments.


One day! Their blood will be spilled also. If una want make una block me as usual.

I have more than 10 accts here!!!

helinues:
Every attacks now n Nigeria are being perpetrated by Fulani herdsmen?

Poor journalism everywhere

Shut that your fuuucking trashy gwora gwora uncircumcised mouth.

TheFacelessMan:
You constantly chant his name.

FACT : Your efforts wouldn't earn you an extra naira.... neither would it reduce the bank balance of a billionaire.

FACT 2 : Tinubu's land is HEAVEN for you guys and your home is HELL.


These facts explain the difference between your bank balance and Tinubu's.

You have been rewarded. Tinubu will call you tomorrow for always defending him without his consent.

He will give you some of the stolen money come first of January 2020.

What a trashy being

hisexcellency34:
https://www.independent.ng/buhari-woos-pdp-for-joint-nation-building/

What? Always like this in their offices when they've made statements like this.


But as for me......

hisexcellency34:
https://www.independent.ng/buhari-woos-pdp-for-joint-nation-building/

What? Always like this in their offices when they've made statements like this.

Goderlist:
I just hate this Guy

You're just a poor broke man nah. You envy wealth.

fjjc:
Even the one that happened at his backyard some years back was caused by this kind of utterances. So, this man needs to be put to the bar for this kind of statement. FFK needs to be taught lessons once and for all.

What was your response to the sultan? You're such a miserable slut.

uninspired07:
I know this my thread might get some people angry but it’s a subject that surprises me whenever I think of it. How do normal Nigerians who are educated have more than 2 children in a country like Nigeria with all the poverty & hopelessness? I am still single but I have it in mind to lay a ground rule that whichever woman I marry must agree to family planing methods after the birth of the 1st child whether male or female. And if the 1st baby is male, we can as well wait for another 5 years before having a baby of either sex as the last.

But I wonder when I see Nigerians that are not so wealthy giving birth to 4 - 5 kids in the midst of grinding economic depression and in a nation that has clearly failed. Don’t these Nigerians know that the country can descend into war anytime due to the instability that is so palpable? I get afraid when I see couples who have 4 children in this day & age so I always wonder how they are coping with the stress & the bills. I also wonder why they are not afraid of Nigeria.

As a parent with just one child. And as an engineer! I am struggling to fend for my son and give him the best type of life I want in this cursed country asked Nigeria. I tell you the truth, it's not that I can't comfortably provide for my family... No but each time I go to the market the prizes of things keep going up and and up and it bothers me.. The situation of this country can affect the sperm quality of a man. If I have a another child I'm done while I wait for my family visa to Barbados. I don't think I'll return here to live again.


God I've made my final decision.

waleadex:
https://www.legit.ng/1288305-jonathan-tasks-security-agencies-expose-attacked-residence.html

Use your connection and contacts GEJ. Stop being a pussyyyy.

tayooluwole:
PHOTO: Dilemma, This Is My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift For Me...

I have never been this confused in my life. I started dating my girl like 3 months ago. This is a girl that is committed to Gods things and firmly stands on christian value and principle in her dealings all around.

Shortly along the line of our relationship, she revealed to me that she is a virgin which I doubted until she allowed me to verify like I was taken child delivery for her. She is 24 years old, her dad is a deeper life pastor and a solder at the same time.

Funny enough, her dress does not suggest that she has anything at all to do with deeper life, though she doesn't wear trousers and doesn't put on hair rings. But in all of these, her look still doesn't bear semblance with a typical religious person.

She asked me if I can wait until marriage in terms of sex because she is not ready to give up her virginity for anything at all until official solemnisation, firstly because she doesn't want to disappoint her dad and secondly, because she doesn't want to betray her Christian value and believe. I was so happy to have a woman of such rarely found quality in my life and never thought it twice before striking a relationship deal of no sex with her.

All was going fine. Once in a while we passionately kissed when such opportunity presents it self. While doing this, I sometimes got carried away by stretching my hands towards the location of NO GO AREA clearly defined in the preagreement terms of our relationship. But her determination in protecting that area is second to none.

Honestly, I fell in love with this girl and even the scar of satisfying her is still visible on my body. I did all I could to make her persistently happy.

To cut it short, just this morning, she sent me a breakup message. It was unbelievable and came as a shock because breakup message is what I least expected from her at this nascent stage of our relationship.

Meanwhile, just yesternight which is barely 12 hours ago, we had a good conversation on WhatsApp like we used to have, in which she was asking me about my day, what I ate, my activities for that day and all that. The conversation was so mutual and ran smooth that it didn't suggest any hostility or preconceived plan of breaking up.

Since I saw the message, I have been muttering to my self about what could actually be the real reasons for such spontaneous decision. Though when I pressured her about the real reasons for this action, she told me that a guy broke her heart in 2017, and since that time she has been finding it difficult to love.

Pls how can I handle this situation ? I love this girl genuinely and at the same time, at this stage of my life, I don't want to waste anytime by making repetitive appeal and persuasion in hope that probably she is gonna change her mind...

Damn nigarrrr! She's seeing someone else! Ladies don't leave a guy for nothing.

eric12345:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7831415/amp/Game-Thrones-actor-Andrew-Dunbar-dies-suddenly-home-Christmas-Eve.html

If you know you know. Illuminati!!! End of the year sacrifices.

Mrsprissy:
Good evening my brothers and sisters in the house. First , I am not a troll . I've been a member on NL since 2008 and am very active, but I prefer using a new account for my story to seek advice and also learn from other experienced people in this great group.

On christmas day hubby and I were invited to attend a special dinner at his friend's house and I picked a nice outfit for him to wear on the day, he wore another outfit, a t shirt and jeans his every day clothes so I asked him politely to go and change, he got angry at me and told me to keep quiet and he went inside.

He was in our room for an hour while the kids and I were still waiting for him, I even sent the kids in their room to play, he later came out he only changed his top but didn't changed the trousers and trainers. I had decided not to say anything for peace to reign, so as we were leaving, I asked him if we could take a family picture, he just snapped and slapped me and started beating me up so badly, he only stopped because my children were screaming and crying for him to stop.

I am so pained because before the incident happened, we were fine, no quarrel at all, I just don't understand his reasons for beating me like this and I swear to God, I didn't say something to make him this angry, he left me there and went out, his friend later called to know if we were still coming because he couldn't reach hubby on the phone, I told him we are coming.

I cleaned myself, changed my clothes and I left with the kids to his friend's house, to my surprise he was already there, we acted like everything was normal and I tried hard to stop tears coming because I was in pained.

For the past 3 days he has been acting as if I did wronged him, he doesn't talk to me, he doesn't eat my foods and he left the room and he is now sleeping in our son's room. I just don't know what to do again

I'll wait till I hear from the husband too. Women are devils.

Macchiavelli:
Please i will like to be enlightened on what area of the bible that speaks against masturbation.

I believe it's time you stop this nonsense. How do you feel when you're done masturbating?

Tarabye:
You're mentally ill
Don't take this foolishness to 2020

.


You're an unrepentant fool.