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[quote author=maxwello.yg]fron number 1-10. Nonsense. OP where the hell did you get this crap from ? na so u dey behave when u fall for a lady ? smh.[/quote]u wanna knw?
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There u go!! Ur nonsense is intact.
OP, take ur medicine

Dyt: ^ buhahhahahahhahaahahhahaha

softly sweetheart, u might earn urself a life ban on nairaland

With God on my side, i swear, av lost count. But it kinda worries me with ladies cos i can't go down for the cheap ones.
Flashadrin has spoken, and no other is needed

MOBO444: I have been married for 6 years now and I count myself lucky, I look at my husband and 2 children and I know GOD has blessed me so, I was a bad Black girl back then in school, did lots of prostitution and hanging around that all we Nigeria women do, of all my friends back then that used to do free lance Runs (Prostitution) I am the only one married now, we were 13 girls in number then in University of Calabar and we all did prostitution (5 of them are now Dead).

Back then we used to sleep with any man for money, with Alhaji, Bank staff, students, lecturers, business men, Bike men (yes Bike men), Native doctors, Medical Doctor, Politicians (They paid well), security guard, taxi drivers, we slept with anything with money, for even as little as Thirty Naira Nigeria currency, we even went to witch doctor to make us have the best business with men.

I advice all Nigeria men to be careful of Nigeria women, NIGERIA WOMEN ARE BAD AND EVIL, I know what we Nigeria women did back then, I will make sure my son don’t marry a Nigeria Black woman.

ko ni da fun e

MOBO444: I have been married for 6 years now and I count myself lucky, I look at my husband and 2 children and I know GOD has blessed me so, I was a bad Black girl back then in school, did lots of prostitution and hanging around that all we Nigeria women do, of all my friends back then that used to do free lance Runs (Prostitution) I am the only one married now, we were 13 girls in number then in University of Calabar and we all did prostitution (5 of them are now Dead).

Back then we used to sleep with any man for money, with Alhaji, Bank staff, students, lecturers, business men, Bike men (yes Bike men), Native doctors, Medical Doctor, Politicians (They paid well), security guard, taxi drivers, we slept with anything with money, for even as little as Thirty Naira Nigeria currency, we even went to witch doctor to make us have the best business with men.

I advice all Nigeria men to be careful of Nigeria women, NIGERIA WOMEN ARE BAD AND EVIL, I know what we Nigeria women did back then, I will make sure my son don’t marry a Nigeria Black woman.

ko ni da fun e

What will she do? She will wait na ni. Abi she no be mumu ni?

fubbyy: Am getting tired of this, when ever I have anything to do with a girl she keep bugging me with the question"where's this relationship leading us to?"
If I made it clear to her that I only want a girlfriend not a wife, next thing she run away

A friend of mine said its because I go for matured girls(I don't like lil girls) because of this I cut down the age category I normally go for and went for this girl (about 22 or 23 years of age) I even went for her thinking she would not have that marriage this marriage that mentality because of her age

To my greatest suprise, she ping me last night asking to urgently see me today,we are together now and she's asking to know where this relationship is leading to, if I ever thought of settling down, that she has waited to hear such thing from my mouth but it seems like its not in my plans

When I made her know that our relationship is just 4 months old, she said she's not asking me to marry her immediately that she's only trying to know the future of our courtship

My people am tired of this because I see my mate having gf without marriage plans, some even get intimacy mates that are not interested in marrying them

why can't I find som1 who's not interested in marriage or should I start lying to them?

What a life, what we don't like is what always comes our way, how do I change this because marriage is not even in my life diagram.

didnt u pass by a brothel?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Any good science student knows that when you start Chemistry, you first do the theory before you meet in the Lab for practicals. She is still in the theoretical phase. Very soon, they will put what they have discussed to work[/quote]wa kuku shey awon ori ire!!!
I neednt say more

beat her!!!
Keep beating her!!
Continue beating her!!!
Kill her

tpia1: this is why education needs to be upgraded in nigeria, assuming the op is nigerian.

albinism is a mutation, op, dont make me abuse you here.

i think your computer should have google, dont open useless threads even if you're paid to do so.

SUFU!!! U oversized sea monkey!!!
Answer him normally.
Now, OP, rephrase ur question. Some suggestion will be: WOT WILL U DO IF UR WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A MUTANT?

Orikinla: [size=18pt]My name is Mercy and I am 26 years old and I live in Akure.
I was once dating two guys and they both knew I was a virgin. But I lost my virginity to the one I thought I would marry. I had to leave him when I discovered he already had a wife and kid.
I am left with the other guy now and we are going to get married on the 19th of this month with the belief that I am still a virgin. Please, tell me anything I can use to make me look like a virgin on that day's night.
Please, I don't want to look like a fool that day and I don't want him to feel that I have been deceiving him all along. Please help.[/size]

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The above is a true confession from LOVE & LIFE on Page 18 of The Guardian, Saturday January 26, 2013.

have u tried the super glue? It works magic in a matter of seconds. There's no way he'll wanna force it open dt u wont see blood due to tear. That'll be enuff to fool ur fool

Galore of affronts

Lexusgs430: Start up a business with N100k with a view to becoming rich ? You have not stated timescales involved, logistics involved etc etc etc
N100k is to low, with a view to expected results (been rich)

oh God, u're the best detterent for any willin enterpreneur. Pls, hushhhh!!!

Sam Milla: Science is great. It is only a matter of time before humans can be able to do everything, except raise the dead or prevent deaths which will make life boring anyway.

they will qnythin except achieve evrytn. Let them manufacture real blood for me first, then i'll knw science is evrytn.
The truth is ds, for evry invention, i'm givin some yrs to come, u'll listen to some funny side effects.
Science has really tried, bt it won't be evrytn nature can offer

Osama10: Woe on to Nigeria.

woe unto u

Paul John: Good one
But first flyover bridge of the state capital ! Lol, while other cities in the state(Ijebu-ode, sango-ota,agbara) are far ahead of the capital.

do u construct fly overs if u dnt need one? Or u think it's without purpose, or it only denotes class?

Jes help them bring down america's defence network in 2minutes. U shld be groomed for a purpose.
Congrats though

pDude: Here is mine o. With my hand

some ppl dey take risk o. if ur oga come see say u snap his hand put online nko? Shey u wan sell the hand join ni?

Here we go again...

can i cry now?
That's my love u wanna stop producin

ogugua88: [size=13pt]11 excuses, not reasons.[/size]

WOW!!!!
Intelligent at it's peak. Thank you.
How the hell are those reasons? These are jes fuckin excuses. Anybody askd them nt to quit?
I pity who marries ds OP, and i wonder the advice she'll pass over to her offspring.
Smtin lkie: u mean he did dt? And he expect u nt to do ur boss? Ur hubby must be fuckin crazy!!!
OP, u need to be stoned!!

rokiatu: Not a good ideal. Acidosis just give the perfect solution. Trust me I am a woman that will work perfectly. As soon she gets to know somebody else is doing what shes not doing, she will step up her game asap!!

@poster, if you have a female friend even perfect have her play this game with you.

wow!! Dt's if she wanna. I once knw a girl who has so much pride dt idea will make it worse!!!
I'm with seedord, and reason is: if the lady sees it nt detrimental to open his hubby to temptation, aint nothin bad in d hubby fallin into it.

donsax: Who is mercy aigbe? Is it the name of the nurse taking care of enugu state governor in london hospital? If not I don't give a fv.ck

it is the name of the curator to keep his skull in the enugu museum if he eventually call it a day at the london hospital, so, u berra start givin a fucck

Alwys playin wit the hair...i love 'em

Make her come bk wit the strapped baby at her back. Try and talk to her, both of u might reach a conclusion to use the child for money ritual. Then u can enjoy together.
My 50cents. Be wise

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