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In case u neva knw!!!!
Walters of stock city has been trainin wit d super eagles, bt he was kicked out of the camp wen he asked this question:
''mr keshi, if i had scored 3own goals durin my last match with chelse, will i be given the ball as an award for a hat trick''
Stephen keshi, afraid of wot he was drivin at asked him why he wanted to knw...and he replied,
''my dream is to score a hat trick, i biliv i can do it''

Ds almost happened in 2006. The girl who wanna leave na the same girl wey fucck up! Na another guy disvirgin her for school. I no kuku angry, i jes did my share and laid her off in 2010

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Luiz suzrez offers himself to be ghana's goalkeeper to make up for his past error!
Ghana FA quickly agrees, he has proven himself beyond doubt to be a destined goalkeeper!

Anywhere among the yoruba states only

Wetin come concern me? Na me hold d leg for idibia wen he dey fucck d wife?

tellwisdom: I just hope no one comes later, asking for donation over an amputated victim ...them sey I dey look woman yansh, so dem ....errmm..

hahahahahahaha

Bigboytinz: Hello, just arrived Kabul and would want to meet other Nigerians living and working here in Afghanistan. If u wanna hook up drop a line. tanx

o boy u dey alone ni o. Noboody dey there. Naija wey dey there don do skin graftin change skin to white, plastic surgery change face and grow beard. U better join them and pick a gown. BTW, no be rocket dey fly so?

Evn if the article was cooked or fried, if it were written by a nigerian, one thing am glad abt: someone got the sense to write a nice thing abt my country!
Evn if it were to pass as a fiction, it wasnt a wrong lie

vivacious vivi: Wow, kinda reminds me of Popeye! Shoulda worn sailor uniform to complete d look. Lol

wow! I love u already!!!!!!
Popoye, the spinarch eating sailor****sweet memories****

Will come bk to fry ur ass!

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Like KINGwax used to say: fucck and get fuccked!!!
We knw the story aint true though.

Delafruita: what led to this craze for been "1st" or "2nd" or whatever?this a place for objective discussion and not idiotic pranks.

all those fools are from one site like dt...i dnt wanna mention bt it's starts wit naija sha and ends wit a 'd'

Eko Ile: Do you really think people own you anything to support your insanity?


Reterdeeen is slacking, he's not providing adequate mental healthcare and treatment for his malfunctioning LAPTOPS.

point of correction, it's LAPDOGS

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Where is the white men?[/quote]where are the white men

Pointless points. I'm sorry, u're not okay

[quote author=Mynd_44]What the eff? I can't believe an human being can think like this[/quote]

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ajailer: It does not happen to all of them tho...some still maintain their dignity even wen in their early 30s'

u mean some feigns dignity in their early thirties? U should stop gettin cajoled by their facade, they aint happy.
And if u meet those who will tell u they've decided to stay single and are happy so, ask them if it was a goal they set since as a child or wen their tryin threw them in the state of despair?
The kids shld learn, someday, u'll be obselete, and out of stock!

Give me one more

AmBeautiful: Good comment! On point!
you must be brain or is it pinky?

actually, i shld be brain. Bt in trurth, i'm dexters!!

k2039: It's a default questions with a default answer.

It has nothing to do with care.

Just like asking how are you, which doesn't necessarilly mean I care, just a form of greeting and conversation starter.

How are you? Fine.

Have you eaten? Yes
What did you eat?........

Have you eaten? No.
Get something to eat? .......

absolute nansense! U dnt really av to ask if u dnt give u fucck. Besides, wot is default in somthin dt has two types of variabes?
Probably, another default statement shld b,'who cares if u havent eaten'?
My frnd, it has evrtn to wit care.

LMAO @ number 3!
Wot if the husband is shorter, will d bride still make it easier by raisin her chin?
Hehehe...the man might settle for kissin the nech then.
U make it sound like a rule....''how to....''

OP, go find quite place hang urself jor!

babysnogls: Never ever ever do dt! Only a cheap insecured lady would do dt.

hell yeah, hypocrite. Masochist. Stoic. Bt u can build a barbed wire to protect ur property?
Pay a watchman to safe guard ur gates?
Unless u're at fault, evrytn u av, not bf though, needed ur protection. U must try, no matter wot, startin wit the stupid husband or wife!