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AmBeautiful: Good comment! On point!
you must be brain or is it pinky?

actually, i shld be brain. Bt in trurth, i'm dexters!!

k2039: It's a default questions with a default answer.

It has nothing to do with care.

Just like asking how are you, which doesn't necessarilly mean I care, just a form of greeting and conversation starter.

How are you? Fine.

Have you eaten? Yes
What did you eat?........

Have you eaten? No.
Get something to eat? .......

absolute nansense! U dnt really av to ask if u dnt give u fucck. Besides, wot is default in somthin dt has two types of variabes?
Probably, another default statement shld b,'who cares if u havent eaten'?
My frnd, it has evrtn to wit care.

LMAO @ number 3!
Wot if the husband is shorter, will d bride still make it easier by raisin her chin?
Hehehe...the man might settle for kissin the nech then.
U make it sound like a rule....''how to....''

OP, go find quite place hang urself jor!

babysnogls: Never ever ever do dt! Only a cheap insecured lady would do dt.

hell yeah, hypocrite. Masochist. Stoic. Bt u can build a barbed wire to protect ur property?
Pay a watchman to safe guard ur gates?
Unless u're at fault, evrytn u av, not bf though, needed ur protection. U must try, no matter wot, startin wit the stupid husband or wife!

So, u were sayin....?
Cos i can't see any secret here as stipulated by the topic

Do not answereth a fool, lest you be like him

Wot an erroneous assertion

Armpit hair, bushy v-area, flat buttocks, thin tighs, oversized boobz and big tummy

Dnt even think abt it? E concern u?

Now, i dnt get wot ds ppl are insinuating. I sure knw it's an avenue to embezzle again. Like seventy-wot-percentatge of who don't av a phone? Lie!
Evn a begger dnt hide his own.
The question is: in the core rural areas where one can say a farmer won't own a phone, how many of these areas has a mobile network? Phones simply won't work since there are no network!!

utumunta: Until u travel to other countries of the world, u'd nt understand that Nigerians are a sad ppl and that is the cause of our unnecessary aggresion and overeaction to issues.
We just have a knack for profligacy and dat shld nt be mistaken for happiness.

do not regard a foolish man, bt u can call a gifted man 'wise'. You're not regarded, not wise too.

mankand: madam park well....... pray to have a kid and not pikin..... theirs is a kid

a kid? u mean a goat's little one? Well, mine is a child

Sahara reporters are idiotz. neva seen those fool report anything in a good manner. They paint evrty bad.
Comments as,
1. ...celebratin wen he doesnt kne his true age
2....jonathan as a guest of honor in an event beign viewed as ploitical
3. ...launchin a foundation to RIVAL and RAVAMP his battered intrenational reputation
4. And so fuckin on
are nothin bt junk journalism. Alwys bilivin nigerians only wanna hear the bad news

iv4fb: seriously? please who have any idea on how i can become a somali citizen?

try hiati. Dt shld be easy

slimyem: How old is he?

sorry swt@, dt, i dnt knw o. And no time for google.i sha knw he cant be 60. He shld be btw 40 and 50. Abi?

Will someone pls not forget ma guy?

Mrs mansson: Who gave you that false information?

why dnt u jes talk ur own?
I'm repeatin wot said; there's nothin u can really do to determine the sex u want. Forget wot u knw, u can only try d scientific method. God dey

^^
I beg to wonder. Crap, as usual.

^^
Very ok

^^
Make it double.
The OP is high on banana leaves

ndala: UNEDITED:
I am in a relationship 4yrs on. My girl has cheated on me more than once before she told me about it, promising not to repeat it again. I love her so much desiring to settle down with her, this i told her many times. I assisted her through school inspite of the fact she doesn't allow me touch her as much i wanted to, claiming it's a sin.
Now, she went serving last year in the north, initially everything was fine, later on she started misbehaving. One night in july last year i called her and she told me she needed some sleep, only for her to drop the phone without ending the call, something in me told me not to end the call. Afterlike 5mins, i heard funny sounds and listened the more and it turned out that a guy was b á nging her seriously all through the night, i even rec ó rded it to make sure i wasn't dreaming. I later confronted her, but she denied it.
When she came back from service in October, she finally told me it was true what i heard the other night, that a fellow corper actually sl é pt with herthat night. It really broke my heart as i really loved her and she has cheated many times beforeand she starves me of s é x, saying it's a sin. Now, she says she has changed and won't do it again.
I need some candid advice, will such a woman make a good wife cos am planning on settling down with her this year. Would she do it again if given the opportunity??
pls i need urgent response. thanks.

Y.O.U, ** M.Y** F.R.I.E.N.D** I.S** O.N.E** H.E.L.L** O.F**A.N**I.D.I.O.T!!!
NOW, KEEP COOL PLS, DNT LOOSE OUT. KEEP FUCKIN THE BIATCH TILL U GET A BETTER OPTION. PLS, I'M BEGGIN U. FUCCK HER DIEEEEEEEE

alabit3: Is it right for a guy to beat up his girl he hasn't done an introduction to her parents let alone paid a bride price on her head just because he caught her cheating on him.

My neigbor did that to his girl friend,and she fainted and was rush to hospital. the guy was arrested.His claim was that he did that because of the risky behavior of his girlfriend which might endager his life.That, she might effect her wit HIV/AIDS. Pls,I need your opinions. Thanks folks,am New in da house.This Forum is good.

so far he hasnt paid her bride price and all dt, u can beat the cheating out of her. Technically, u're not yet a wife-beater. Wife beaters are not good. Ok? But u can beat her sha. Small ni o

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]Reno Omokri

Reuben Abati

Doyin Okukpe

Labaran Maku..

Top 4 liars in Nigeria!!![/quote]wot abt jonathan and N.I.O?

Zikdik: Most Pentecostal Christians have formed an habit of shaking their heads and other body parts vigorously while saying their prayers.
Is this act compulsory if the prayers are to be answered?Or,is it a sign that the "Christians-in-question" pray better and more effectively than others?

since i biliv d OP: zidik, is a muslim, then the answer u seek lies in the same reasons all muslims knock their head on the floor in form on bowin. No wonder they loose their senses and become realistic brain-shaken terrorists.

LMAO at 'main girl'. Hehehe

Two easy tasks for the OP:
1. Find a rope
2. hang
Lobatan. And let peace reign

I, for one will never marry who hasnt been a friend for at least two yrs. If u knw wot i mean

coogar: needing daddy's love?
in this day and age where men have been reduced to semën donors? what happened to the term "independent women"? you are making a grave mistake here - the kids should be happy. tell their mum to increase the allowance she spends on them. more toys, more trips to disneyland and the new x-box console.

av never read me a more stupid comment