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[quote author=casey-just]When a girl tells you to with draw or ..., if you cannot tell her you love her and leaving her to for another will be hellish in feeling, likewise telling her to get a better man is not fair. While you just want to be friends.
How do you treat this without hurting her as she is very emotional?[/quote]you're an idiott..what you're tryin to say is...
You're being friends with a girl who can't tell u she loves u. And whenever u ask her to get another man she says she that aint fair...and when u bring the issue of u getting another girl, she says it's gonna be hell for her!
Now there, is dt too hard?
You're currently like i am, in a serious trouble. The only difference being my assistant girlie knws i got a fiance but she doesn't wanna get another man at least for now, and she won't let me have another option except her and the constant. But there was a time she was callin for her boss's head but i had to calmly tell her,
' leaving u will be hell for me too but i gotta save my fiance here. Imagine i tellin her it's over because of virtually nothin. How will u feel if i had to leave u for another girl?'
but your case it serious. Tell the girl u both either get locked as mates or she accepts the friendship issue wit u burstin for a permanent chick while u stay as friends or u she gets the hell off.
As for me, i'm currently workin my way out cos i'm plannin on settlin next yr. So i had to move to a friend's house and forged a letter of me being transferred to the east. She doesn't have d choice!

xynerise: What is confee? . Sexkillz always be d first to comment on senseless threads

you overrate the albino, how do u measure him up? Sensible? You aint right.

The reason is clear enough. First, fresh with independence, we can quickly be scammed. So, lots of good rubbish was pushed in our way and may foreigners will wanna come.
And now, who says if u have a good product, u won't consider nigeria?

sexkillz: [color=#000055][size=14pt]They go by the names
Mr Cork
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mynd,
sexkillz

Revealedtv: 1st to comment is an excellent strategy for Seun's Nairaland...Site viewers struggle over something that is so meaningless, it has suddendly become something to covet...yet the more people clamour for that position the more comments/viewership an article is likely to have...

Btw I'm like 6th to comment...nice....

50k

first to comment doesn't start here. It was the foolish kids from one site dt i don't want to advertised started that shut!

ItsModella: Blazer: Double Check
Scarf: Check
Dark jeans: check check
High heels: Over check
Quality bag: Triple Check
Go to piece jewelry: Check
Ballet flats: check check check
Classic white shirt: Check
Eye wear/sunglasses: Check check check
Safety pins: One can never go wrong with that...check

It feels good to know that I have 'em all

but u don't have Jesus o?

The guy jes shot himself in the foot! Now, the police's got enough reasons to robe him in. They've gotta avoid this claim of incompetency! His foolish lawyer didn't teach him to be acquitted before slamming a law suit against your accusers

nikkyshyne: Have intercourse during the days of 'pap' before ovulation and stay off. That is like 2 or 3 days before expected day of ovulation. Reasons being that the Y chromosomes(boys) swims much slower and will get to the egg on the expected day of ovulation. The X chromosomes(girls) swims much faster and would have been exhausted before the day the eggs comes out.

I read this somewhere.

keep reading o. Small time now people go dey complain say dem papa born pikin with two heads and four legs.
Consider this scenario:
u do somethin on monday, spërm released. But egg no come release until on thursday. That spërm don swim around e don weak before egg show. So the spërm don faint. On friday, u do another one and come see spërms dey rush for survival. As one of them one come rush enter na im he by mistake, push that fainted one inside, they come join together. Parts wey go form d head still dey breathe small small while the tail don die. Both the new and old one kukuma manage the little space for the egg area. Shebi dem be brothers before? Now tell me, if that woman now born child with two heads in one body u go dey blame God? They read dey go o. Why u no kukuma jes fucck and expect children. Which one no be person?

[quote author=T_Bademosi]My brother was chatting up a girl and the whole thing was flowing. He said his bladder was full but he couldnt just get to tell the girl or to excuse himeslf.
For hours they kept chatting and he evntually peed on/in his trouser. It wasnt funny. This is a true story.[/quote]either you, or your brother is a kid. Tellin a girl u gotta ease yourself or the girl tellin u is rather sexy. Especially when he/she gotta get u a place to do it

cyril83: This is d right time to bid diz site farewell

i undstnd. RIP jare my brother

If u got somethin important, holla at me at nairaland peppersoup joint.

After u finish disturbing yourself, holla at me at that peppersoup joint.

chrisj2000: if you want a male child, deposit the sperm two days before the middle of ovulation. i.e if the woman's menstrual cycle is 28 days, her peak fertile day is on the 14th day in her menstrual cycle. sperm needs to be deposited on the 12th and 13th day to produce a male baby. any deposit from 14th 15th and 16th day is more likely to be female.

a lady's exact ovulation period can't never be pin pointed. Even the calender application will tell u your period not when it started or the period it'll last. ovulation period can occur twice mid-cycle. And it can change even by simple sex, reaction to condom, nature of fluid deposited etc.

dominique: Don't agree with your theory. Its the sperm that determines the gender of the baby not the egg. The sperm containing female chromosomes (xx) swims faster than xy chromosomes. I read somewhere that for those trying for female,the woman should lift her pelvis up for a minute after release for a min. There's a bigger chance of having a girl child. Don't know hw true that is tho.

peppersoup joint jare. Holla at me when done

MRbrownJAY: unless you've fukced the first gal, there is no worries here.....go with whoever you feel is best (first gal may be pissed and try to scatter your new r/ship but who cares). so long as each of you know what lays ahead, then ride on!

even if she's fuckd her, at least it was the past

It's very simple. I alwys get d same hot-spot but i've learned to manage it. There's only one thing to do..
1. Keep calm.
Relax, i'll explain...supposing there's a potential argument, and you're abt to loose it..talk to yourself. 'Relax Bleep, relax Bleep' Bleep being your name or your nickname. Try and leave at that time, struggle not to utter a sentence. The main thing being leaving that area at that time. Refuse to frown, blink often, breath steadily but not faster, control your heartbeat. Take in large amount of air when alone, blow 'em out in full force. Keep talking to yourself...
All i'm asking u to do is how to keep calm...tell yourself u won't fail this.
Lastly, even when you're at fault, drop your pride, move over to your girl when you think it's okay...and tell her it's okay, you're sorry. Plus if u take your time, you'll realise u got a fault in the situation. My two cents. It worked for me

[quote author=Mynd_44]It was not meant for you in the first place[/quote]don't get hyped, the first sentence was an attack on your idiocy, the second is for the OP. Is something itchin your brain?

Gals, don't dress the way you'll be judged!

OYINBOGOJU: Rubbish

Since you dont have a child, you can never know the pain of a Parent losing only child to this man killer drug.

and who is dt child dt is so unlucky to have an ignorant parent?

berem: WOULD I SAY HIS SOUL SHOULD REST IN PEACE WHEN TENS OF INNOCENT BABIES DIED AS A RESULT OF HIS FAKE DRUG? WELL JUDGEMENT AWAITS HIM IN HELL!

why don't u jes shut up and lie low with your self righteous attitute. Some people still use ds drug and u shld undstnd wot goes on in the business world. Rivalry is like yo go dead! For three yrs, no hospital, no parent, no witness against him with substantial claim of dt medicine killed a child.
When indomie was charged to court for it's product killin people..it dragged on but ended in vain cos we knw it's farce! Was dt not the same time dangotte was emerging. Every sane person knws where the tree was leanin on!
I'm not sayin he's innocent, but such a direct statement when not sure is nothing but ignorance!

Yes you're right. I'm proudly part of the 0.4%

TILOBA: @ KINGwax , Look at your rudeness , it is a free world go on and insult me the more.

shut up dude. See beyond the curtains!

Unless shady, dirty and wrong, there's no man that doesn't boast about his job. He tends to talk abt it more with his girlie.

[quote author=Mynd_44]That's what I do already, armpits and JT hairs are shaved well while the legs and arms are shaved[/quote]are u tryin to speak in english or aluu?
@OP, girls won't like monkeys. They prefer teddies! Besides, legs' hair is cool. Check it out in a nice sneakers, clean toe nails and a 3quarter combat pants! Wow!

Billyonaire: Atheists are like professors who know all about electricity but are yet to see the light bulbs, they are not too different from the theists who believe in the light bulb but know nothing about electricity. By the way OP, what happens at Emmanuel TV are more of personal faith than the Christian Gods, cos miracles happens in every religion and also happens in the absence of religion. Faith knows no religion. It is just a natural cosmic energy.

**mouth gaped** o sense-making!

Logicboy03: Lol and please explain what is illogical about it.

first, where and how easy will it be to scout identical twins around nigeria? How many can u find that are even willing and more also, will be a good actor? Second, almost most of the miracles happens on spot, noone carries anyone to d back stage.
Come up with somethin else. I'm not disputing the fact dt SOME miracles are staged though! But i aint pointing fingers

Logicboy03: Let me give you one technique.


Get a set of very identical twins in identical clothing. Dress one of them injured. (We now have hollywood zombie make up artists.)


Keep rhe injured one in the crowd and one behind the stage. Call the injured one to the stage, cast a fake spell on him in the name of Jesus. The injured one falls and trembles. Your ushers carry him out to the backstage and then you give the signal to the healthy one.



The healthy one runs out, he shouts "alleluyah, I am healed". Everybody Shouts "god is a god of miracles"!

mtcheew! I knw u bear no logic in your name. I'm not supporting anyone but your illustration is so illogical!

[quote author=Mynd_44]I doubt it[/quote]asslicker!

It sounds funny! First, i don't give wot i can't afford. Second, i would have fuckd u empty before i let u go. But there's one i'm regrettin with my assistant girlie now. Jes three weeks ago, bought her a phone cos she screams whatsapp!
Now, she barely got my time. Last time i checked, she's got so many male friends more than i had females. No qualms, she's jes an assistant...but i still hung up sometimes and say, ' why didn't i see dt coming?' one reason i discouraged my girlie from using a bb, it's fuckin gonna be abused. It's a cheap avenue for a step into the dark!

TILOBA: @MRbrownJAY, You are not my God do not judge me as even you can not tell of what will become of your life in next few years to come.once more i do not need your advise .hold your peace.

shut your mouth dude! I wish i can give u a mercy death for your sorry assss! walk up to any construction site and beg for labour work. U probably need no skill with dt. Pay is between 1.5k and 2k per day! Carry blocks, sands and cement for bricklayers. U can alwys save up for anything. Or go hang your sorry assss!

MRbrownJAY: ^^^^ i will always condemn hypocrites like yourself, who are quick to blame God for your sorry a.ss lives.....and you have the audacity to call yourself Christian, lol!

you can shut your gob now, It's getting smelly! Wait till u see...life fuccks any fuckin body! Life is currently fuckin dt dude, i think she's lookin at u for a next!
Now don't think u CAN, for nobody really CAN actually CAN except God allows it. That dude might be giving himself for life to fucck, but ur ways clearly aint helping declog his naive brain! Talk like a gentleman. Oh, sorry, pretend like one. At least for now. Thank u