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shymexx: Can anyone on the thread answer my question - is Prof. Chinua Achebe a narcissist or not??

People who are fond of being excessive about their personal experiences, especially when they talk in third person like Achebe does by using fictional characters suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder..

i'm hoping to be a writer some day. But most of my works are in third-person form. Once i met a professor, he laughed at me and said, 'you're one cheap lazy writer who modifies his personal experience into fictional books. Though good, but you're far from it'.
Animalchebe is one cheap lucky writer and can't be compared with soyinka who deeply utilizes his brain in creating characters and writing a whole story with it. He gives a character his own uniqueness out of the intelligence of his thinking and may create up to a million characters with different behaviors. Such is shakespare or james h. chase.
Animalchebe is not only a narcissist, i'm thinkin he's more like a temerity-wishful haggard! What he can't actually get himself to do in real life, he imagines them

abiki: This morning

cut your hubby some slacks and stop fighting him every morning for 'food money'.
It aint easy out there...lol

Dumbest thread created!
https://www.nairaland.com/1074042/nairaland-most-dumbest

packman: are you mad for God sake this is Federal Government road not a street are you blind or you cant read.......

reading through your posts shows you're with a porous brain! Answer ds...
If a state government decides not to repair, dualize a federal road simply because it's not the state's, what will u say? If they decides dt electricity is for the feds and they decides not to do anythin to improve it in the stay, what will u say?
Dumbass, pls listen, any federal roads that fall under the state is within the state's jurisdiction. U heard? The only opportunity the fed give is if u spent a kobo on it when it deems fit, u ask for refund from the feds.
You're too dull jare. U jes can't hold a managerial posts where crucial decisions are expected.

packman: u must be seek in your brain for asking such a question...

police and kai go just enter road they carry them without order from above...

gosh you are so dull

you're the dullest. So, everytime, the governor must give orders for other administrational heads to knw their jobs right? If u were the head of the KAI, you don't knw your job is at stake if people are doing the wrong thing that shldnt be under your jurisdiction?

It's really not our education system dt got fuckd, it's like our youths are jes too lazy to use their brain. The word residents is clearly clear enough. And he said, 'regardless of any tribe'.
If u don't undstnd, whenever u are suspected, u'll be asked to tender your i.d. If u don't undstnd how ds'll work, think. It's no joke dt the house numbering started. Then if u aint wit a valid address, u probably aint residing here. U either state your business or get your hell out. Even wen arrested, let's say at the odd hours, then the person u are claimin to visit shld be a valid resident. Are u all nuts or what?

Daewoods: Do i keep loving her, should i give her up?
If i keep loving her,could there be any harm in that?
Serious answers please.

oga go fine one corner sit down jo! If u aint even mindful of your own life, what of your unborn child dt may carry a gene, your parents, and even your life?
What are u keep loving in her. Stop deceivin yourself with the 'love' issue. God himself to yan u straight out say im no send u marry her when trouble starts. Wetin self?

k2039: I have my friends pictures lol.
Besides why are you stalking me.

ye! Stalking you? Mogbe! You overrate yourself o

ArQueBusieR: What you need, my friend, is creatine supplementation.

you're still not making sense.

k2039: I have the pictures of my close friends,both male and female on my phone.
So its clearly obvious I will have her picture when I get engaged and also when I get married

how are u sure you'll' be engaging anyone when u can't even say 'hi' to a new girl?

k2039: I'm extremely shy when it comes to girls and obviosly I dont have the gut to say 'hi' to a new girl,it feels like heaven will fall.

you said it, not me. I doubt you'll be seein a picture to carry o

1. The girl is either 37yrs of age(almost losing hope)

2. the guy is stinkingly rich (you imagine d images of cars, jewelleries, expensive clothes, first class cabin tinz, etc dt engulfs the lady's mind)

3. It was an arranged marriage where the girl had no choice but to leave adamu, her childhood lover who she's promised will take her virginity. This crying are common up not.

4. The girl having no choice. They haven't had sex and he's seen the guy's peepee before! Whether she's now crying for it being too big or too small, i can't say. But either can be torture for life. Imagine. U self go cry na

And the irony is if she laughs, it might be dt
1. She's a kid, wanting to escape from the ever nagging eyes of her parents.
2. She knws u don fall maga for life. Your sex aint good but no need, she's seen the driver pee once like dt.
3. I can't say, i'm done

ambrosini593: . Do they wear wedding gown to church during anniversary. What about her husband instead of that young man by her side. Please let me know

sir, have u or your parents ever decided to 'remarry'? They call it 'túnmigbé' in yorubaland. It means, 'marry me again'.
They go to church and prepare like it's another wedding. They usually do ds after 50,60 or more yrs in marriage. I've been to like 2 of these and as much as it's funny, it's very touching when they both speak. Most times, the male children or grandchildren sit with the woman while the females sits with the man. One is usually chosen to stay with them.
For example, if the pix of the grandpa was shown, a female grandchild or child will sit wit him. In the end, the children or child, will bring the man to the woman, and he'll propose again!
It's fun but they do it as a means of thanking God, example for the younger ones and gratitude to each other. Thank u

> hypo tinz <

Una be fool: loool. I seldom allow any girl at first sight go untouched without boldly giving her a kiss on the forehead even in public

una be fool

CAMEROONPRIDE: hi naija...

this cameroonian! If nigeria is naija, cameroon shld be kamo, or kamöru'

He doesn't even have your time

^^
expected. Your memory card is full

This pix has been circulating for months and has since been discredited. The young man is a grandson to that woman who was celebrating her 63rd year anniversary!

Now, sex is bad abi?

Double-Crappy!

FlowerPower: I know the questions is for Nigerians, but I'm African American. I would date a Nigerian, but I just don't think I could marry one. The ones who did not grow up in the US or UK, are far different, even when they have been educated abroad. Sometimes I just blink and stare at the things my Nigerian friends say. Also the way women are treated is apalling (to me). There are a few other things, but I don't want to say, because I don't want to make anyone feel insulted.

we undstnd. Nigerian men won't stand their wife having a boyfriend and talking to her friends abt their escapades. You knw? We will see it as immoral if u break wit us and consider it normal marryin his friend. Nigerian men won't allow u go all your way and claim rights of a woman. And hey i forgot...divorce! Most popular trend in the US!

There's no love. Stop wallowing in the misinterpreted adulation of your emotion!
Love is an hocus-pocus, created by a twisted mind, adopted by the wise to deceive the fool.
Have u ever wonder why people u claim loves u can do d worst u never expected? He/She was feckin using the word 'i love u' to get what he wants in the first place. Wise up!
Show care, be responsible for your mate, kiss, make love, want him/her, respect yourself, be faithful, be loyal etc. And things will move smoothly!
I'm not saying, 'i love u' shldnt be confessed at necessary times because d world wanna hear it, but get your brain working, don't dunk yourself in shitz and forget your head!
The only existing love is in JOHN 3:16. The rest are duplicates

What i'm seeing? Girls say it's a nice write up, guys are not smiling!

190: Your fada child's father

nice riddle dude
2-0

legalwealth: It looks formal to bad.

Afi bi palmtop....

NOKIA E61i-1


I do my contacts formally adding their 1st and 2nd names,address,email and so on...

okay, now we knw

As much as fallin in love itself is not safe, attachin a complication is the worst.
But constrary to people's bilifs, u can be lucky. My boss's two daughters got their spouses online after messing up their whole youthful life. And their marriage is successful as far as they painted it for us to biliv. But the truth is, u might end up marrying a repented xhore, or get lucky and get yourself a real mate.
But it's nice u do it with your whole half-heart. If she breaks one, u might run off wit d other. Good luck o

Thank God i didn't comment on this useless thread!

tpia1: no idea.

but in nigeria, if the women offers to help the man out and pay for the wedding, its seen negatively.

cos the woman will run her mouth in da future! Well, one bad egg...

^^^^
Ha! See ghost o!