₦airaland Forum

REALITY101: To have sex with her? Maybe not sure "Creepy" yes I can do anything to penetrate her vajayjay but I seriously doubt kneeing down for a woman or anybody at all. Going on my knees begging her not to leave me? Hell to the NO. I was thought to knee for prayers only.

peziz: I can go on my knees and beg my man if i was at fault. Really no big deal; cos i get lots of kneeling and apologies from dudes in d past who wronged me while i was in a relationship with them.

Kobojunkie: Well, technically, that is not true. There a golf courses with lakes that are knee high, even for adults. To commit suicide in one of those, all one has to do is lie flat in the water and restrain oneself. It is possible to drown oneself even in a bathtub, so I do not see how doing same in a lake out on a golf course will be impossible.

Nchara: These folks are so ridiculous.

dani1luv: and u want us to be friendz wt the way u gossip, insult nd talk about me?? Hell No!


I have seen this joke before!

booqee: Mtcheww......where is d joke??
Dat picture is now so very stale.....
almost everybody don see am before.

Jakumo: Shymmex, cash will buy a Nigerian passport in Nigeria, even if you are a blue-eyed, blonde-haired white man from the Fjords of Norway who is visiting Nigeria for the first time ever.

If you really must have a Nigeran passport, acquire a visitor's visa to Nigeria, contact any of the career touts that cook up legit paperwork for a fee, and before you can say "American Wonder", you will be the proud owner of a genuine Nigerian passport, which will entitle you to a full body-cavity search and free Xray at ALL airports of the world.

If Indians, Pakistanis and Lebanese nationals can morph into bone-fide green passport-holding Nigerians in exchange for a fee, then I would make bold to say you are MORE than qualified to take the same magical route. That magic only occurs WITHIN Nigerian, mind you.

shymmex: I'm not Nigerian? If I'm not "Nigerian"; then who am I?

shymmex: Thanks, fam. I later got the passport - but I had to pay extra fees to some guy that works in there.

Mcleo007: I think its wrong. The 'all' presupposes that the equipment mentioned is more than one. Hence, the use of 'equipments' seem appropriate. But then, is there a plural for the word equipment ending with a 's'? Let me consult my dictionary.

kombats: Allahu Akbar. I am surprisingly jealous. Allahu Akbar. I am surprisingly jealous.

mykejones: .
Yup.
It happend years ago,i was in ss2..had been 'datin' d girl since Jss3. A guy,who later became my best frnd, joined us in ss1. He was withdrawn frm a seminary skl nd decided 2join my own mixed skl.
2cut the long story short..d stupid friend of mine bleeped d girl i'd 'kept' 4 like eternity. She be virgin. No be even dat one pain me pass,all d runs happend inside my own room!
The fool do...sotey him poke d girl younger sistr join. All in d space of 6months! Sometin wey don dey my possesion for more dan 3years..lol.
Even now..I STILL DEY VEX WITH FRANCIS ABIJOGUN!!!

mykejones: .
Yup.
It happend years ago,i was in ss2..had been 'datin' d girl since Jss3. A guy,who later became my best frnd, joined us in ss1. He was withdrawn frm a seminary skl nd decided 2join my own mixed skl.
2cut the long story short..d stupid friend of mine bleeped d girl i'd 'kept' 4 like eternity. She be virgin. No be even dat one pain me pass,all d runs happend inside my own room!
The fool do...sotey him poke d girl younger sistr join. All in d space of 6months! Sometin wey don dey my possesion for more dan 3years..lol.
Even now..I STILL DEY VEX WITH FRANCIS ABIJOGUN!!!

slimyem: heartbreaks-uncountable!
you sure say this thread fit heal me so?

Dual Core: China will make anything you want and put your brand name on it.
What's the concept here guys? Are we celebrating an indigenous product or a branded "chinko" android device?

I cannot blame the guy because he never for once said he made it (as in the video). I am blaming the media. How is this "made in Nigeria"? The parts were not even assembled here.

Which kind country be this?

And see Nairalanders shouting they are proud. . .

Ganys: wow, i'm so excited. At least something good is
comming out of a NIGERIAN MUSLIM GUY. enough of
of this BOKO HARAM BOMBING report everytime. I'm really
happy for Saheed and also happy for Nigerian Muslims
and christian. At least, we are making progress.

bashr8: history have already judged and put them where they belong, awo died a traitor and by drinking rat poison without anyone knowing of his burial while ojukwu was celebrated worldwide representatives from the united states,ghana,ivory coast and all the who is who in nigeria including the president with full military burial cordinated by chief of army staff himself.only world heroes are celebrated like ojukwu is being celebrated

chigurl: hmm.. i love fish. i wish i could have a piece of some of that fish. i can taste it already. hmmmm....

mba emeka: Its all about traffic my dear. Pastor Chris/CEC or anybody associated with him generates alot of buzz and controversy. Pastor Chris is just like his master: Jesus.Take a look at the Mercy Johnson saga, gate fee, masturbation, Joagbaje, twitter, etc. I once read of a story online about a certain church whose pastor was caught promulgating and fully practising in very paedophillic acts. The funny thing about the story was how it didnt really go anywhere even though the said pastor had confessed to it. I pinched myself because i know that if that pastor had anything (even the remotest thing) to do with pastor chris it would have made the front page of every daily time newspaper or magazine.

It is only the fruitful tree that gets stoned.#Deep

PurerareGold: So I am finally on nl, read almost all ya post for months. Anyways, I just want †☺ say I like killz,mrs chima,freecocoa,sigmudfreud(hope I am correct).

Emeka 7: The former / old Nairaland Forumis far better than this new one. the only benefit is that I have been unbanned by this recent developments. I was banned long ago as Emeka 7 before I came back as Emeka 7. this new Nairaland Forum doesn't look good when compared with the old one.

dadicvila: story story story,he is not taking anything 4rm you,the tribalism is part of what makes Nairaland fun incase u dont know

Ijogz K: Seun please can you just make it compulsory for people to use their Display Pictures.... This hiding of pix fin no too make sense as Majority of N/L gurls are ugly and Hide under this while disappointing expectant fine boys...

If we can see their faces, we would know our boundaries