₦airaland Forum

kinstinct: Beard keeping is an encouraged tradition of Islam. Some school of taught consider it a must for those that have.
Common sense also tells me that God gave us a choice to keep or not to. it was not a mistake that men grow beard just like the hair on our heads.

yes,not a mistake jst like d hair of our armpits. We can leave too

Lawalkay: You want to compare good planning and execution to those crab 9ja producers cook 4 us in d name of movies called proudly nollywood. Proud 9ja indeed

shut your 4k up!

I'm not very versed in I.T but i'll love to invest now that it's hot. My only dear is how can i invest when i don't much abt it? But my mail is hoodedproperty2@gmail.com. subject shld be 'I.T'. Thanks

Thermocool all the way. L.G kë?

Hey! What abt me? y'all okay?

Sam Milla:
Yea, with redeem sticker pasted in your bag. That was how you got saved. You jumped out of the house, then swam like michael phelps to safety but couldnt locate where you started your butterfly strokes. Gather a few ten year olds and tell them your story. We dont believe you and i am talking for every member of this forum.

halt there motherfucka don't talk for me! aight?
So, story dude, clean up that mess. I think moderators are fuckin it all up now. Shey make we occupy nairaland ni?

Pls, for u to post it, it was hard but it's so funny nobody undstud why that's gotta happen.
Those people askin might as well be ready for violence. So it's wise to be wise. If you are a christian, remember david had to act like a madman in order to escape death, abraham had to lie abt his wife to save his head, and i can't remember the disciple but i think it's paul who had to feign death in order to escape being stoned. But hey, don't deny Jesus.
And em, the story was a farce, u knw? With inclusions of
1. Big flat screen(wot else cld it be to make it more foreign? But it happens like that alwys)

2. Spanish guy that u knw(u really want to make a possibility of violence occur)

3. Everyone looked while u walked in silently?(why silently wen there wasn't a premonition of an aftermath)

4. Aint u nigerian?(well since it's a spanish guy u knew, if shld also low u abi?)

5. Now, why is the timing so exactly the time of event on tv?
Guy, u try but so amateurish

I think d boko haram guys shldnt be addressin only d nigerian feds to stop using them in maskin their incompetencies but also to d others nigerians that thinks the guys are sacred. Listen, i aint supportin them but hey, we all knw that terrorist groups own up to their actions cos it gives them pride and sends signals. If they did that, they'll own up. But hell no they didn't. If the italians and britons were so good why did it fail?
Track, kill and eliminate boko harams and stop blaming every sound of the silencer on them.

Okay, ladies in the house, this is a big lesson. In order to overcome the psychological trauma that may occur or the forceful banging, next time u're abt to get raped, ask the 'raper' to stop, relax, use a condom and enjoy the sex. That all. It'll jst be a normal sex to you. U might even end up picking another date or you might even end up askin him d next day, 'are u givin me a ride again today?'
well, it's jst an advice, don't pounce on me yet!
Hmmm, 29yrs, and u never moved on abi? Looser!

afam4eva:
His worth has reduced. He used to be somewhere around $13Billion but now he's somewhere around $11billion.

investments, investments, investments. Give him jst 2yrs and check his worth

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webmpro:
Call them satan's angels or illuminanti, call them breeder of evil breeded by devil himself, in all you are right, harcking and its ethics are like native doctors and there practises, hence there are white hat harckers, this once claim to be good, they dont tear-up ur database, and steel out info. These are to be compared to white garment native doctors who claim to do nothng evil but good. The white hat hackers are in many ways gud to the government nd other website owners hence they are use to protect some websites database, on the other hands the black hat hackers are totally evil nd devilish, just like the red nd black garment native doctors. All they know is to kill nd destroy souls, just like the hackers destroys webapp, webpage, database etc. The black hat hackers are also very useful to sum top government arms, like the US ARMY, US MARINE, AIRFORCE, etc, likewise in countries like china, singapore, korea, syrilanca, isreal, russia etc. These black hackers are used to protect govt. Topsecret and to harshout information about oponent countries and their next prey countries. Even the porpular wikkileaks saggar, i suspect it was done by a group/personal political hacker. Hacking is a professional career in some top secret govt. And not in anyway to be compared to yahoo yahoo.

sharap and stop making things up. What's d meaning of white hat and black hat. You think this is some kind of nollywood movie? And besids, i knw a very bad hacker friend who's cyber name is gabriels.

blank:
So boring. Who is MI again?

Musiliu Ishola

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olempe:
Hmmmm, Naija! diffferent days, same old sh*ts,

Shut-your-F.uck-UP!

smokeyupu:
DYT:
"oh yh
well my man shld b rated amongst d 1st 3
so proud of u baby"

If U dont see your man as the number 1 then let him go cos for me my wifey is my queen.

I've not layed my hands on any other woman since I got married five years ago though it has'nt be a bed of roses all the way.

so? You're sick!

Dyt:
oh yh
well my man shld b rated amongst d 1st 3
so proud of u baby

why am i not suprised? It's a popular sayin that monkey no fine but him mommy like am.

And yet, two times he left the nigerian economy rising, cleared all debt and left a nice foreign reserve. Oil don clog your brains!

FXKing2012:
@Seun, this kind of beast should be blocked for life because this level of bigotry and promotion of violence and terrorism can not be tolerated. I urge you to block this fellow right away otherwise I take counter-terrorism steps of my own.

FXKing2012:
@Seun, this kind of beast should be blocked for life because this level of bigotry and promotion of violence and terrorism can not be tolerated. I urge you to block this fellow right away otherwise I take counter-terrorism steps of my own.

so u don't undstnd that character that technically doesn't exist is a creation of the moderators to pull traffic? And since they knw we nairalanders are so gullible and senseless when tribalism sets in, they make more money by creating some very fierce bigotry characters for extra clicks. Don't waste time asking d creator to kill his creation especially when it's bringing in the required quids

Hmmm, let's see.
First, it shld b abiola and okorocha, then obj and ojukwu. But since the sense aint there for d OP, lemme kill his moral.
Undstnd dt d fight of june 12 is alwys called d stepping stone to d stay democrasy in nigeria today. In fact, ibb still kept apologising to nigerians today. Now, to ojokwu, was he really not d cos of hatred among various tribes in nigeria. And he's one reason why igbos think they're better off. See, he's a typical ibo man seeks to survive and grab power and wealth all for his sake. Abiola is a philantropist well knw.
And to think it's a shame not to be buried in his homeland, then u don't undstnd the yoruba people of today, nobody places a stup¡d importance on stup¡d things. They are far more civic than you. I knw u start a war if he wasn't buried in his town. Abi? ¡diots

Grey Beard:
@tithe - Judging from your user name and the judgemental statement you made above I don't believe I could even have an intelligent exchange with you even if I wanted to  

i'm not a fan of that man but it's evident u don't have an intelligence, How can u exchange wot u dnt have? If that is not an ad, wot is it? Secondly, when advertisin, u target your required customer. So, who does he plans to sell it to if not those written for? Now, do u expect him to hire marketers outside to do that? The same way people biliv internet or tech is evil, many still take advantage of it by using bulk sms in sending bible quotes. You use wot u have at ur disposal so sharap dude!

Obijulius:
yaribas pls pray & fast 4 subsided suferin afta nigeria breaks up, since sufferin is inevitable. instead of talkin trash here

when you're a foo|, it's so clearly shown! U think yorubas don't have oil? Sorry man. Or shall we talk of bitumen, coal, reserved gold, limestone and all? You're a nice foo|. Even without having total control of d oil, we have seen d lenght yourpeople are willing to go in amassing wealth and grabbing power. Your can ojukwu can alwys be a perfect example of blood-sucking-power-thirsty sucker!

aasog1:
No1 in Africa my a$$, when an average south-african, libya and egypt, cotonou, and ghanian would navigate the same cyberspace and download info we would spend months downloading within 30 mins.
While in the US late last year, the internet service I used there was a 50/20 Mbps Plan with a dedicated modem, and internet security and cost me $99 and I could use it for a whole year. I have never seen anything so wonderful, yet, the American government is planning to create better internet speed if not the world best. So much for deregulation in this country. So far, internet in Nigeria is a big fraud and thank God, with the NCC protecting the providers, it seems we will keep celebrating rubbish.

why don't u do your research properly? Even in US, roof internet providers are whack and most people complain abt them. You might as well tell me everywher in the states is covered!

Nice thread. Well mi love d smell of MY FART when it's only me in d room. Mi also love d smell of burning cigarettes too but i detest smoking. Mi also like d smell of air freshnes in d toilet. In fact, i spray extra more when i wanna use it. And finally, i really love d gentle smell of d room after sex wit my girl. I kinda hate d smell wit other girls sha.

donedy:
I was about to critic your comment when I recall that morons like you cannot be elected into government

seriously? I was abt to criticize your comment when i found out that dunderheads like u can't be celebrated. U actually copied and pasted this dumbed comment again. No surprise. Idiottas like u alwys have spill overs

Since we dey for Africa, it's simple logic.

1. Juju + semen after 3kids = cash flow!

2. You + love of money = your current predicament

those are simultaneous equations that if solved, the answer should be:

you + your current predicament = accept fate and embrace it.

Still on African mentality, another equation goes thus:

1. You + forcefully married = love (for your mind abi?)

2. Your parents + don't marry him = novice in love issues (abi? In d parts of your parents)

well, a possible conjectural answer should be:

you and your current predicament = witchcraft.

See, God will answer your prayers o, but what happens to your parents instructions, ugh?

^^ forget this. She's a b¡tch. She probably has fuckd someone else. I used a condom, it didn't break, won't u rather look elsewhere for d father or get an abortion and let's continue fuckin? U b¡tch

So who says condoms aint 100% safe for prevention? Since it didn't break, be rest assured that the story isn't complete. For God's sake those rookies had some insertions before d real sex. Plus the girl is a fuckDRIfT with a cheap-dirty hole. U can have all d shoot wit ur boyfriend not jst someone. * mimicking * 'i got intimate wit someone'. Fuckin idiotta!

I think another reason he couldn't have spelled it properly was because he was DRIVEN BY not DRIVING BY.

Hey fuckface OP! First, u must marry d girl even if you've both damaged her womb here. I've heard of a case where d womb has to be removed to save d girl, so get sacred, real sacred.
Second, what really happened to condom? U guys didn't 4uck at d backyard, did u? What happened to contraceptions if you both so crazy act flesh to flesh madness?
Okay okay i undstnd mistake happens, but fuckface, jst hope God gamu fuckin wit u here, cos it gets really inexplicably bad if He does!

Biliv this's u gotta be smart to live in lagos or u get real outsmarted. No kidding. It's true u gotta shine your eyes. That's no exaggeration, biliv me, don't dull

[quote author=big_sean link=topic=881910.msg10291796#msg10291796 date=1330437017]Blackberry is a dying technology and company, if they do not re-invent themselves, they will fade faster than nokia.[/quote]and Who said nokia is fading?