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Crown Prince: Xynerise,are you a whitey or you fly first class?
First class gets blow jab and massage
Business class gets pecks and numbers
Economic class gets orange juice n toast in a small saucer

tell the OP to stop posting his fantasies

semid4lyfe: Facts are sacred and you shouldn't correct someone unless you're absolutely sure of what you're posting.

1. Arogbo is not a Local Government Area in Ondo State.

2. The Ijaws of Ondo State are in Ese-Odo Local Government (with headquarters in Igbekebo) and Ese-Odo LGA is not exactly homogenous since it comprises of the Apoi's too.

3. There are lots of Ijaw towns in Ese-Odo LGA and Arogbo is the principal town and seat of the Paramount ruler of the Ijaws of Ondo State. . .The Agadagba of Arogbo.

shatap! Mtcheew

owo2390: lol gone are the days when pot bellies were the sign of affluence, and a slender frame insinuated poverty.

Older women may appreciate pot bellies but younger women like the slender, six pack figure.

not when he's a sugar daddy.

dayokanu: Thats what you get from people who had no shoes, Chances are that they also have no brains.

ha! But em..*word*.

texazzpete: From the way you're fuming over this storm in a teacup, I wonder if your husband isn't the one getting a raw deal inside this marriage.
You admit you know he still loves you very much yet here you are flinging words like 'I am not going to take this from him' and 'why does he hate my name so much'.

The first few paragraphs were all about how much he loves you and nothing at all about how you felt for him. All you could say was that you married him because he loves you.

Minus the flaky insistence on calling you by a pet name you don't like, i really feel sorry for your husband!

ME too. How i wish her husband can read all these and see how unlucky he had been

alj harem: It is a shame that even you are talking like an Illiterate.

When the white people came, you easily adopted Allison, John etc what is wrong in adopting your husbands heritage ?

A Yoruba woman married to an Igbo man from Anambra is called Chioma today because that is what her husband wanted and she accepted it. Why can't they just laugh about something as trivial as this ?

What a shame, OP you no like am, break up you marriage then rather than share your happy marriage fun afire out for the world to see.

and who said she has a happy marriage?

afam4eva: After hausa/ fulani people, i think Yorubas come next when it comes to forcing their heritage down people's throats. We know how Maryam babangida got married to babangida and she made people not realize that she's an Igbo woman from Asaba. Why can't they learn from Godswill Akpabio and Liyel Imoke who both have Igbo wives but don't try to force their culture on them.

well, ndidi, i hope d above and other like responses help fueled your hatred for you husband and may be d only excuse needed to fuckin that igbo gateman in that office. That will surely solve your problem abi? Plus as u said, not that he's wealthy! Typical igbo wife.

ndidibabe: This is why i like Nairaland. I will try this today - If he calls me Sinmisola, i will call him Chukwuemeka.

you're an id¡ot, and so inexplicably senseless for a married woman. Your age should be like 21yrs or so.
'this is why u love nairaland'? For bigotry and tribalistic reasons abi? You think nairaland will fix your childish marriage if their stup¡d ideas finally break it?
You knw? I've seen natured people post real problems and sensible people has helped them solve serious marital issues with helpful responses.
But here, u exposed d stup¡dity and immaturity in your senses by bringing this kind of issues on board wit no real sense of solution. You're a waste

[quote author=Okija_juju]Obiora Ikenna like any other true Igbo man was going about his life honestly (importing shoes and clothes) before he made the mistake of meeting a Yoruba man (probably Baba Suwes associates) who introduced him to Yoruba peoples stock in trade which is drugs... When would Igbos learn that Ofemmanus are a bad influence on us... From Awolowo who decieved Ojukwu into war down to the other Yoruba who wants a Nwa Ada (NdidI) to start bearing an Yoruba name (semisola or whatevers)..

Yet another Igbo son lost to the Yoruba evils..[/quote]shouldn't it be obvious now that you yigbo guys will alwys be loosers? WHICHEVER MOVE U MAKE, YOU'LL BE CHECKMATED! But move anyways, looser

deshclones: seun posted it to the front page..nigga boy..don't go and upgrade your site....keep promoting tribalism...

^^ idiotta, did u knw someone 'liked' your post? You must feel proud now abi? But that wasn't in that last site was it? Foo|

onila: AM LEAVING NAIRALAND FOR GOOD!!!! CRAP SITE

i've gotta a feeling if u post once more on here you'll die! I'll really love it if senseless idiottaz left here

you really don't need multiple ids to advertise. Shiö! Fuckin amateur

Shinor: Mark this date.
If this story is the real truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, THIS IS THE END OF D'BANJ's CAREER.
D'Banj's kind of music will not cause any storms in America. Slowly he will die out.
He remains a largely Nigerian / African act and NEEDS A PRODUCER THAT UNDERSTANDS THAT TERRAIN - DON JAZZY. The only Nigerian artiste that can make it outside Nigeria is Innocent Idibia aka TUFACE.

mtcheew

deeplow: @op
Na people like u dey con born pikkin wey go from heaven carry fat con life.una go con dey wish say u Neva don ova-run ur mouth about fat people.btw,i'd rather a big and beautiful woman to a worwor pankere woman wey dey call skeleton sexy.change ur ways.

shut it you fat 4k

[quote author=kayci_d77]This time it gonna be " To your Tent Oh israel", Any Ethnic that want to remain ABOKI Man's slave; goodluck 2 u cos betrayal will not work this time, YARIBAS take note[/quote]okay, as expected. Idiotta

freecocoa: I'm with OKIJA on this one,he doesn't even care about what we think,almost everyone kicked against the idea,he didn't even tell us when it will take effect,the next thing we see one blessed morning is one ugly site he now calls NL,the thing is really annoying,well after all he'll say its his property so he can do with it whatever he wills, forgetting that without us there would be no traffic which will be bad for his business,mscheew.

most people talk rashly and mostly without sense. Must he alwys do your will? He soughted for opinions day in day out to make the new one work but all u idiottaz did and still doing was wanting d OLD ONE back instead of giving ideas on improving a new one. Apart from d blue color, facebook changes from time to time.
We might love d green color, d blak font color for topics, but we fuckin don't want d old sheet back. The new features are very nice, if it irates u, log your fuckout!

nakedall: so $3300.00 is a big money in this country and if one send someone $100 they don't appreciate it, WHY?

so's who said 1k dolls aint some big money in d states?

For fed poly....100-120k
for fed uni...110-140

dustydee: He hasnt said anything because you guys don't matter. He's got ya'll hooked on NL.

you're wrong and not nice. It's clear all your criticisms are destructive. No encouragement so, wotz there to say? Why d'yall love old things when we can all make d new more habitable? You all dey madt ni

Die or live, it's staying. Love it or hate it, it's staying. Deactivate your accounts. It aint news that at some time in life, u retire. So retire if it aint good for u.
As for me, don't use much color, pink looks gay. Give us back d greens. But in all, it's Gettin better jare

kinstinct: Beard keeping is an encouraged tradition of Islam. Some school of taught consider it a must for those that have.
Common sense also tells me that God gave us a choice to keep or not to. it was not a mistake that men grow beard just like the hair on our heads.

yes,not a mistake jst like d hair of our armpits. We can leave too

kinstinct: Beard keeping is an encouraged tradition of Islam. Some school of taught consider it a must for those that have.
Common sense also tells me that God gave us a choice to keep or not to. it was not a mistake that men grow beard just like the hair on our heads.

yes,not a mistake jst like d hair of our armpits. We can leave too

Lawalkay: You want to compare good planning and execution to those crab 9ja producers cook 4 us in d name of movies called proudly nollywood. Proud 9ja indeed

shut your 4k up!

I'm not very versed in I.T but i'll love to invest now that it's hot. My only dear is how can i invest when i don't much abt it? But my mail is hoodedproperty2@gmail.com. subject shld be 'I.T'. Thanks

Thermocool all the way. L.G kë?

Hey! What abt me? y'all okay?

Sam Milla:
Yea, with redeem sticker pasted in your bag. That was how you got saved. You jumped out of the house, then swam like michael phelps to safety but couldnt locate where you started your butterfly strokes. Gather a few ten year olds and tell them your story. We dont believe you and i am talking for every member of this forum.

halt there motherfucka don't talk for me! aight?
So, story dude, clean up that mess. I think moderators are fuckin it all up now. Shey make we occupy nairaland ni?

Pls, for u to post it, it was hard but it's so funny nobody undstud why that's gotta happen.
Those people askin might as well be ready for violence. So it's wise to be wise. If you are a christian, remember david had to act like a madman in order to escape death, abraham had to lie abt his wife to save his head, and i can't remember the disciple but i think it's paul who had to feign death in order to escape being stoned. But hey, don't deny Jesus.
And em, the story was a farce, u knw? With inclusions of
1. Big flat screen(wot else cld it be to make it more foreign? But it happens like that alwys)

2. Spanish guy that u knw(u really want to make a possibility of violence occur)

3. Everyone looked while u walked in silently?(why silently wen there wasn't a premonition of an aftermath)

4. Aint u nigerian?(well since it's a spanish guy u knew, if shld also low u abi?)

5. Now, why is the timing so exactly the time of event on tv?
Guy, u try but so amateurish