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Emmysteve:
Boy: hello beauty
Girl: hy (hi)
Boy: how are you doing?
Girl: 5n (fine)
Boy: where are you living?
Girl: No
Boy: why no?
Girl: k

that is a good example of how most girls reply to guys online. Very annoying. Thank God i dont have their time.

allow me to finish up your conversation,
Boy: where are u livin
Girl: No
Boy: why no?
Girl: k
Boy: 'k' what?
Girl: k-leg!

You guys are neglecting the OP's woes. He's working in a very wrong private company where they deduct weekends' and holidays' from their salaries! Sowi i blew your cover.

I dey HATRED all THIS things na. who OPEN this TREAD sef? That PERSIN must be F0OLISHNESS

You better stop deceivin yourself, the southwest will alwys sustain themselves, they produce a lotta things, cocoa in ondo, coal in iseyin, bitumen and limestone in ogun, crude oil in lagos, ogun and ondo, rubber and gold in ilesha. And besides, in production business of plastics, mattress, papers, glass, brewies etc. You think they'll import? Well maybe things like onions, beans and rice but d rest, forget it. So stop shouting! Especially those that knws nothin but oil. I still respects d deltans.

noiseless:
And this one is to the so called moderators you must take this one too you evil bunch of cows.

in my own knowledge, i think d best option is rat poison for a man who lost d war, ran to exile, came back to eat his poo (because d one man dt never bilivd in one nigeria came back collectin or say begging for contracts), got stuck by a sickness dt left him paralysed and dumb, and was left alone by his so called people he was fighting for. When a man is a total looser, he must as him, live d world for us jare!

solihu:
I can understand your frustration! To enlighten you i recite it excellenty and not just that on my to committing it to memory! I taught so many and had so many wonderful experience. I have students if you may know the eldest close to 70yrs. Brace up! There's this Igbo girl now who's so keen on learning and even ready to marry a muslim. Did you just shout blood of JESUS? To answer your question, We do see frequently.

and there's this benin but a muslim girl who especially wit d boko haram issue renounced islam and is lookin for a christian brother. Did i hear u shout astagafululahi? We do see that too!

solihu:
Has any been forced to bank with Jaiz Islamic bank? Why are you having shaky legs then?

why? Terrorism, a synonym of islam!

Well, if y'all think i care, then y'all are foolz!

civilserva:
Only fools critisize GEJ

your PAPA!!!

mimon79:
Ah! ok, na my turn now, Tenthed!

guy u Bleep up. U suppose say 'elevented' cos another guy don carry ten. But i don say am now. Pick another number! Lol

Oh yeah? Aside d ipod, d apple phones are d best jokes ever! Android and malware abi? Wait till your iphone explode in your ears! Who knws whether d malwares was jst one of those unhiealthy markert strategies employed by apple to curtail d fast growing market of androids?

Logic Mind:
Useless aboki slave.
Biafran forces that headed to lagos were led by Victor Banjo, a yoruba man. A betrayer like all his kin.
If your objective was to defend your land why did you continue fighting for us to remain in nigeria after we pulled back to biafra in 1968?
I'll tell you why: because you submitted to your hausa-fulani masters! They have been phucking you over since. ( drove awo to suicide, murdered abiola, slapped shonekan out of office, disgraced diya in front of the whole world, have since confirmed that they spared obasanjo because he danced to their tunes about sharia.)
And you want to compare yourself to an igbo man! You useless non productive azzhole. Subsidy beggar! SUBSIDY BEGGAR!!
Now you want a southern nigerian nation with us? May Amadioha curse the igbo tribe the day we agree any such nonsence with you. I would rather stay with boko haram, at least that one is face to face fight, not backstabbing. The same stick cannot poke one's eye twice.
Cowards!
Cowards!
Cowards!

relax son. I knw it becomes hard and uneasy when people {like you} wit overbloated ego gets your ego dented! It's jst like expectin d yorubas to save u and they prefer not to{which to me is a choice}. Then when u were badly wounded because your ojukwu was being deceived by some european countries{who definately but wisely were interested in d oil}, u decided to leap and point blaming fingers on d yorubas whom u thought should join u then but refused. The question is, u want biafra, not them, so what's theirs? Secondly, remember, it wasn't d yorubas only dt fought you, nigeria did. And d coward aspect is never new to us, that wot u igbos says when your brothers refused to take up arms. Violence runs in your blood. And d funniest thing is, u suck & Get whipped everytime. Now you're callin for war, u think you're ready, jst like u thought u were. I think u knw d world power is changin. Don't get dead. The crude oils in d yoruba state are nicely reserved. U think they're stupid, intellectually, you're reversed out there!

diluminati:
Hmmm ediots at my trail. Fools still in the dark, they think they know too much.
Well i leave y'all to your slumber, and between this is the last time you will insult me @beaf and who the 4ck is this hypocrite @acidosis. them born you well? Please mind your manners. I'm an Amazon, just to warn you! Be mindful of your next post.

this girl is not mad. See that? She said she's an amazon. It's so shameful u guys giving this girl d attention she has alwys missed when small. Let her be, she's jst a fuckin comedian!

Demdem:
Am still not completely convinced that al-qaida has something to do with these killers at least for now but one thing I can confidently say is PDP do have very strong ties with them. That has been confirmed.

u knw? I don't fuckin like PDP, or any stupeed party but pls, shut your fuc.k up!

moxamet:
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You very very silly, this man took his time to translate something into English so that all of here can understand what those terrorists are saying, and u are opening ur anus of a mouth to accuse him in bold!!!
Infact u are a pitiful fool. Nonsense mtcheww[/color]

my dear friend, u are d foolizh one. I knw you're too dunce to be sherlock hormes, but you're more dumba not to deduce simple logic here. First, he did some and then LEFT TO FIND OUT IT WAS BEING REMOVED FROM THE NET? So, nobody else in ds world including d local newspapers saw that? but he is so smart to say he doesn't undstnd arabic. And so smart there aint a link! At least if u click on a link of a removed video, the response will be exact! Foolizh thing!

Pls read wider. The world is not ending, it's resetting. Disasters will surely happen but things will go back to being afresh. But d best explanation being that d maya calender only ends there, not that that's when d world will end.
And all those shitz are if i even biliv in d crap!

Adventures! Nobody ever played mercenery? gosh! Try it

[quote author=onye_ngbu* link=topic=853253.msg10035622#msg10035622 date=1327402955]Thank God you know he cant go further than that.[/quote]of course he can't in a nation where bigotry eats people's brains like yours!

Fasterboy:
NL is a wonderful site, even donkeys can now talk. he-goats who are supposed to be in Ijabu farm burning charcoal to make their miserable end meet are here dishing out hatred as if they can kill a fly.

you overestimate yourself. U igbo people. You like war, start it!

xavier3g:
I have been following this female's comments for sometime, I believe she is one of the most senseless females ever to exist in Nigeria. Please do note, When it rains, it pours.  Watch, Wait and Pray it does not happen, you might have to eat your children.

like i said, when d birds call for rain, they get wet. And when is rains, some places get d shower, others d downpour. So shut your trap. And her, stop followin d girl around, if you're her fan, ask for an autograph!

[quote author=9ja_I_hail link=topic=853577.msg10034905#msg10034905 date=1327396454]BOLDED WHY SHOULD I COMPETE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S ENGLISH ASCENT IS A DISGRACE TO MY NIGERIA.NO WONDER THE GHANIAN MUSICIANS SANG A MUCKING SONG ABOUT THIS INTELLECTUAL PEOPLE, HEY YOU DON'T NEED TO CLAIM INTELLECTUAL YOU NEED TO BE IT.[/quote]if you're a hausa, then i'll be HAFFY to reply, if you're an igbo,then mayb d 'OYEL', i mean oil is in your brain. That said, one accent should suck. Or mayb d two, sorry, didn't mean to prove intellectually-okay. Cos when u said i should be an intellect, i didn't think u check your comment's gonna backfire!

[quote author=9ja_I_hail link=topic=853577.msg10034843#msg10034843 date=1327395877]@BOLDED LAST TIME I CHECK THERE WAS NO MENTION OF YERUBA OR YORUBA IN ENGLISH DICTIONARY SO DON'T BLAME ME IF I DIDN'T GET THE SPELLING HEHEHE[/quote]and last time i checked, spellings, hearing, sounds all needs a iota of sense to get a new word right. Unless mayb u don't have a sense. Do u really need to see a new word before u write out a sensible wannabe type? Unless sha you accent sucks and it's twisted like d arabic, coming backwards! Hehehe

[quote author=9ja_I_hail link=topic=853577.msg10034819#msg10034819 date=1327395693]YOU DON'T NEED TO OVER REPEAT YOUR POST,ALL YOU NEED TO  IS TO PROVE ME WRONG BY MENTIONING ANY OTHER SANE PERSON NAME IN YERUBA LAND,BUT DON'T TELL ME FASHOLA OR TINUBU TO AVOID SPOILING MY DAY[/quote]i see, u'll rather me mention james ibori, 'alhamesiya', orji kalu or maybe jonathan! Well, after maybe i said, achebe.

Without much effort it becomes too easy to knw when a comment comes from an igbo, their comments are alwys one-sided and enveloped with all sense of inferiority. The truth is, yoruba aint competing, it's not abt arms, it's d intellect. And hey, yah, sorry, u don't have it!

Some facts i knw.
1. Christianity has been way back before islam.
2. d bible has been that old too.
3. Somebody got d bible in bits and hid in a cave to rewrite it.
**i mean someone with some kind of a weird life, i say he's frustrated.
4. I think while he was there he also learnt arabic but claimed his lips were touched by allah and he suddenly understood arabic. Well?
5. I think he succeed by using sword to establish his religion and he called d revised sub-standard bible a quran.
One this i knw, tomb of Jesus, nations in d bible, river of jordan, king of persia, country of ethopia, land of isreal, d philistines, rome and all other monuments are all there to prove d bible. Is someone is so sensible, then one should ask, what is d quran?

Relax guys, d guy converted, no big deal. It all seems like you'll get d stroke but aye mates, relax u'll survive this. Biliv me. Sorry

9jacrip:
Christians seem to be posting comments with no resentments embedded within but the Muslims seem to be all out cursing and defensive, why? I don't do religion but why do Muslims always get abusive/aggressive physically and verbally about religion? Why?

answer: check d dictionary of inferiority!

m1jxyj

Wislet:
nobody is defending anybody. And u think u're smart and everyone else isn't just because we dont want to make conclusions about others like u're doing?

Point is, make ur own money and spend it. And quit poking your nose into other peoples' lives if it pains u so much.

Typical of bitter people: you sit in a corner and become a professor on OTHER PEOPLES' AFFAIRS. Whether his mother did what she's being accused of or not, you are not sure. But it helps you sleep at night broadasting what you're not sure about.

Typical.

you knw? Jst like one brazilian surreptition, u worship what u wish to gain from. Example, u worship money if u want it to b yours, worship football to win games. The truth is, it's a superstition. You don't side the rich to be one. Stop being afraid to stand against d wrong. You want typical? I think u're d type of guy that's gotten whipped by d rich clad and u seriously don't want a war with them. How's d prison wall when pops was there?

I think the answer needed is in this question to be answered- apart from d civil war, has there been any historic case in nigeria where igbos were being fought in d southwest to leave? Or yorubas were being fought in the south to leave? Is that a 'NO'? So what d hell is ds topic for? Idiottas

So? Let her go jö! U dey craze ni? I dunno of you but i can do shitz if i found out my wife bleeps another when we're still engaged. She dey mad ni? And very fuckin annoying, some people said men love pretty women, fine-shey na juju the man now used on her to say 'yes'? Or na juju he take Bleep am? I knw he didn't say he's wife was being bleeped, but a girl like that is a cheap Bleep anywhere! I shld blame u too, cos really, i think u married a beauty who fell in love wit your money! You're insane, cos those times, the writings would have been on d wall, u only ignored that part. Shiö!

Think it this way, 'how will seun get more money without clicks on stories like this?' true or not i don't care. U can't give wot u don't possess, u're an 'adultrer', no more, no less. And abt nothin will happen side of ur shameful story, has anybody ever heard abt sex by induction? Imagine, she can't sleep, cos of another man! Biatch!!!

Em, jst passing by- hope u don't mind me ask something? **clear throat** why are our brothers from the ND so 'moronic' in their actions and so not intelligent in their utterances? Em, jst askin, jst passing by.