Good job EFCC

Ukoma9:
Z55NBYF6

4900 odds

Nice selections.. I removed all over 2.5

Gbriels:
Local man takes exception to coded insult abeg...
The fact that person dey here should not give anybody d right to think say she or he fit just come insult our intelligence and not be reminded....
I have no infor to share...simple and short, nobody go kill u or call police for u...

This one way be say u come d wan use us shine say...
U get binding agreement...
Who ask u whether na binding or binder...

I slide am jare klass

I catch your drift man, no reason the matter too much! Nyt man.

Gbriels wetn dey sup na.... Take it easy bruh.

GeniusOla:


Baba Klass captain finally

Lol Time keeper, APL coming soon!

souljar:

Lol... The first shall be last theory. Congratulations

Lol

Enireqx20:



I wish I could show you my heart right now. My joy for you knows no bound

Lmao I'm happy, you are happy.

Enireqx20:


Yaaaaay!
I'm so happy for you!

Lol Eni this your happiness is suspicious o

I just got paid by Lazarus. July 1st

Anyone that followed this thread from day one will know that this people are still learning work, asin them be apprentice. We don see people wey craze pass una!

klassd:
I just completed my application.

Page 2 ------>>>> 1001

APL InView.

Easymoneysniper:
Wow! So many mentions! I left the country and I have not had access to the internet. APL still drops tomorrow...

Goodluck to everyone. You would need it.

I hope it drops tomorrow or next, can't wait to testify. If it doesn't drop, I will still congratulate you for being the man of the moment.

Cheers mate!

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info this post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

It will be fun when we align at the Towers

yungmin:


what address did you use for your application?

Jos city...

joobseekar:


But you stay nearby?

Yes sir, I chose Abuja as CBT center.

yungmin:
Anyone interviewed on the first that is not resident or used Abuja address in their application? I am trying to check something

I

Iyajelili:


Only me this morning? You guys must be frustrated, miserable and pained to start quoting me. You said I shouldn't have quoted the first idiat yet you're doing the same thing

Where did I say you shouldn't quote anyone? Bitch you're really lucky. I won't dignify you with any response again.

Iyajelili:


Get out of this place, defender of the poor

Hello, it seems like you forgot your manners in your dream. What a toxic being.

GeniusOla:


Its most likely the presidential list, some people have strong father inlaw connect too, ours should come in handy weeks later.

Bro nothing like that has happened

jaiye4love:
Okay that is the latest theory if you don't know.#EHgetAPLfirst ���

Lol

jaiye4love:
The payment of EH is because EH will receive APL first,remember many of the GT will be supervised by the EH,especially the supervisors.

Haqhaqhaq uncle EH & GT will receive APL same time.

This was expected.

I greet everyone onboard this thread! May the coming days favor us all.

Jarus:


I have given up on advising people to stop spreading that negative thinking.

That was how my colleague's brother was ranting that DPR was not recruiting on merit, that the interview was just a formality, that he was asked the name of the senator representing his district (as if many others were not asked current affairs) blablabla.

The guy got the job eventually and could not eat his words after blackmailing DPR.

Someone I brought to Lagos - a brilliant guy but not so exposed then - that stayed with me while doing NYSC, that I was the one that shared interview tips with right in my sitting room, got NNPC job in 2012. He didn't know anybody. Although he didn't take it (on my advice too).

These are few examples of people that dont know anybody in NNPC or DPR.

Look, we can't deny that people get into these places by connection, but I have seen enough reason to believe that up to 70% is based on merit. I don't care if people don't agree but I can confidently say it anywhere. I even mentioned it in a book I wrote in 2014.

I concur.

Teaser4:
Good morning local men(non-alertees) our brother Beaam don alight from our bus oh... as the conductor of the bus I'm gonna lock from inside so farok,king, or lazarus wont get more local men...larride, bobowaja, terij4 and other non-alertees i forgot names oh...no vex oh...fasten ya seatbelt...the bus no dey stop again oh...na Towers be the last bus stop oh.....

alaye clear road o!

nihelimitretep:


Take heed, the first sha become last....


Lol

I'm sha expecting the TF and APL. Double Honors

Cochukwu:


Patiently waiting

Most of us that interviewed on the 1st are yet to be paid.

Eggovic:

Lol
Between imo and anambra which is most competitive

Imo

GeniusOla:


Those of you peddling fake cancellation rumors, how market? Shey container never fall inside pacific ocean laidis?

cwazy folks

About to close a sale on undeveloped. Hold time 8 months. Inbound