₦airaland Forum

What did they say about politics again?

Op, that is politics for you, did you remembered what Tinubu, El- Rufai and co said about Buhari in 2007?

Buratai should be put on administrative leave ASAP and EFCC should proceed to investigate him without further delay. Failure to do this will further damage the credibility of Buhari's corruption war, he can not be selective, it doesn't work that way.

oloworulz:
still, you ppul wount stay in ur biafran land. u will be looking for where to develop...

If your fathers and their masters had allowed them to go on their own in 1967, they wouldn't be looking for where to develop outside their region.

papaejima1:
And you think the best way to suppress the agitation is to snatch the flag with hostility?
Ok Goodluck to you.

Your response was priceless.

Abeg chop knuckle...

God bless you Yemi. Continue to shine. Na baba God.

Kachukwu turned into an errand boy for the Fulani oligarchs.

All this are just mere beer-parlour gossip. Until akpabio joins APC, I'll reserve my comment.

Nigeria unity is damn negotiable, nobody will be forced into a fake union concocted from the bedroom of Lord Lugard.

But while we are still at that, i need help.

I woke up this morning, and behold the moon was sitting in my parlor! The wahala now is how do I return it to EFCC without receiving the Metuh, Kalu and Dasuki kind of treatment. Cos our DSS with their sophisticated wizardry might just snoop around my location and you know what will follow! A 5%er like me. As a chief critic of Ayatollah emeritus 'Dr' fresident Buhari, I pity my blackened ass as I may not survive the kind prison sentence that will be handed down to me. How dare I criticise our amiable 'Dr'? How dare I allow the moon enter my house? I don enter gbege oh! Somebody help!

While y'all deliberating if there's anything like $2.1billion arms deal, here is something to chew on, cuz i might get in trouble.

I woke up this morning, and behold the moon was sitting in my parlor! The wahala now is how do I return it to EFCC without receiving the Metuh, Kalu and Dasuki kind of treatment. Cos our DSS with their sophisticated wizardry might just snoop around my location and you know what will follow! A 5%er like me. As a chief critic of Ayatollah emeritus 'Dr' fresident Buhari, I pity my blackened ass as I may not survive the kind prison sentence that will be handed down to me. How dare I criticise our amiable 'Dr'? How dare I allow the moon enter my house? I don enter gbege oh! Somebody help!

Flameboy26:
First to comment......"op" i jst de pity u shaa

For Wetin naw ?

Rubbish group of people.

They should tell Buhari to implement the national confab first.

The moon has transformed into a thunder and lightening penîs because it's very angry with Buhari --- Femi Adesina seconded by Lai Mohammed






Lalasticlala come and see one of the 7th wonders of the world.

Off course he is... He has the balls of steel, many a people won't even dare what has done.






On the side note, Now that Efcc has dropped Money laundering lies against Diezani due to lack of Evidence, I hope all u APC pathetic Voltron will swallow poison and die? Awon Werey

Sharpen focuse on the economy and negotiate with NDA idiôt.


Until the economy enter full blown recession this dunderhead will not wake up.

Now that Efcc has dropped Money laundering lies against Diezani due to lack of Evidence, I hope all u APC pathetic Voltron will swallow poison and die? Awon Werey!!!

Bomb everything bomb-able, we dey Una back. The government is a sectional government. Government of the north by the north for the north. They can NOT utilize the revenue of the 5% for their selfish egotistical self.

We must renegotiate our existence if we must live together, otherwise the country will disintegrate.







Meanwhile, Lwkmd!


The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-US

Abeg add your own I don taya!

Kachikwu effectively becomes the official errand boy of the petroleum ministry. Minister of state and chairman of NNPC board are powerless offices. When the new GMD needs anything, all he has to do is to go directly to the minister of petroleum, PMB. He can't take any instructions from Kachikwu. After all, Kachikwu has fixed the products supply problem & initiated the new price regime. So it's time for an aboki to take over & continue.

Any idiot still wondering how it's possible for someone to rise up to d rank of a major general without a Sec. School cert can now see how. Nw watch how its also possible to get a good job at NNPC and co with written notes, over 3,500 have so far been recruited, Immigration, Customs, Police, Prison service and so on, and no one knew when. Doesnt matter to these dudes wether the NDA bomb us to hell or our economy grinds to a halt, all they cares abt is flooding the civil service with kit and kins. Let Adeosun and Osibade sorry Osibanjo, carry d load, while he fix up his people in all the juicy spots.

CRIMINAL CASES

Developed/Civilised world:
Investigate>>>>Arrest>>>>Charge>>>>Convict>>>>Publicize

N G: Nigeria:/Buhari/Zombie World. Publicize➡Arrest>>>Investigate>>>>Charge>>>>Trial

"Salary is a privilege not a right" - APC Governor of Imo state, Rochas.

"My kids are abroad because I can afford it" - President Buhari

"If you are not happy, fall and die" - APC Governor of Kaduna state, Nasir El Rufai

"Widow, go and die" - APC Governor of Edo state, Adams Oshiomole

"If you want steady light be ready to pay a high electricity charge" - minister of power, Tunde Fashola

"If you need steady electricity, don't blame the government. Go to Niger Delta and catch the militants" - Presidential spokesman, Femi Adesina.

"Those complaining of hardship in the country are PDP members who are angry with the corruption fight" - Minister of Labour, Chris Ngige

If you wonder why many of the APC policies are not people friendly, look no further than those quotes

@stalyf

Nice one George Opong Weah










Meanwhile...

Nice George Opong weah, but beware of Rochas.









Meanwhile....

greatgod2012:
Imagine!

We really made mistakes voting APC into power. Like someone said, we jumped from fry pan to fire.



Well, I'm not a pretender o, I voted for PMB in the last election but I'm seriously regretting that. Let the pretenders come around and tell us how everything PMB is doing is absolutely okay for them.

Buhari spent 12yrs trying to become President so as to conquer Nigeria, not to govern her.

"Salary is a privilege not a right" - APC Governor of Imo state, Rochas.

"My kids are abroad because I can afford it" - President Buhari

"If you are not happy, fall and die" - APC Governor of Kaduna state, Nasir El Rufai

"Widow, go and die" - APC Governor of Edo state, Adams Oshiomole

"If you want steady light be ready to pay a high electricity charge" - minister of power, Tunde Fashola

"If you need steady electricity, don't blame the government. Go to Niger Delta and catch the militants" - Presidential spokesman, Femi Adesina.

"Those complaining of hardship in the country are PDP members who are angry with the corruption fight" - Minister of Labour, Chris Ngige

If you wonder why many of the APC policies are not people friendly, look no further than those quotes

@stalyf

Supporting your president and cheering him on even when it is clear he is progressing in error is not patriotism. It is treason because you are actually hurting your country by deceiving your president into thinking he is on the right track when you know he's not.

The best definition of patriotism is standing by your country. You don't stand by your country by being a pathetic sycophantic ass-licking simpleton who defends every government action and inaction. No! You stand by your country by standing up to tyranny, injustice, marginalization, nepotism and ethnic bigotry even if they are coming from the highest level of government.

For those of you whose voices sounded louder than that of John the Baptist during Goodluck Jonathan's era but have since resorted to talking sports, sex and music even when those things which you all frowned at then have all gotten worse under the current Buhari-led government, I hope you are aware that your hypocrisy has earned you a place at the right hand side of uncle Lucifer

For choosing to play the ostrich by staying away from political talk at this critical time, you are no better than the pathetic sycophants pushing the country to Golgotha. I'd say you deserve an 'Oscar' for hypocrisy but I'm sure you already know that, don't you??

Your silence in the face of government tyranny, nepotism, injustice, hate-induced killing by the army and unprecedented penury and severe hunger caused by government cluelessness is an indictment on your moral standard. Silence in the face of injustice is an act of injustice itself.

You are part of the problem, not the solution.

If you are among those who have formed the habit of blaming everybody but president Buhari for the mess that is this government, I have nothing but contempt for you. Jonathan was to blame for all the things that went wrong under his government but today, everything that goes wrong under Mohammadu Buhari is not Buhari's fault. It is the cabal that has hijacked his government. We should blame the cabal, not Buhari. Like I said, I've got nothing but disdain for you.

As for the rest of you who are being paid by agents of this government to come online and mock millions of Nigerians who go to bed hungry by creating the wrong impression that this government is living up to expectation, permit me to remind you that I still reserve more respect for my neighbor's pig than the lots of you hopeless morally bankrupt venal shitheads.

I hope you will be able to look your kids in the eyes and tell them how you mortgaged their future for a few naira note and some bottle of wine accompanied with some plate of meat-less #AishajolofRice.

Nice one.

But i heard City doesn't want to release Kelechi for the Olympics.

Lol these guys are sure jokers, i have never in my life seen such level of deception, propaganda, lies and what have you.

What is this world turning to ?

Nigeria is one hell of country.

Vatsyayana:
This man knows what he's doing. I particularly approve of his campaign strategy. He's trying to shift the attention of Nigerians in the diaspora to the Edo elections. These are people who send money to their families in the villages. Their families in the villages would trust their judgement. Especially that massive grassroot campaign has not started. Even Iyamu is yet to constitute his campaign team.
Obaseki is quite coordinated for now. His pace is tactical and intellectual. He's trying to give the impression that he's a technocrat.
With this kind of strategy and with Osho-baba's ibile swags. PDP should prepare to have a run for their money.

If anyone ever comes up with a bigger collection of absolute nonsense than the above, they might as well apply for a place in the Guiness Book of Records.