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CArshopper, stop that hic, hiccup,hickory. you dont drink.

Now calling what our forebears have been eating for ages POISON is being uncharitable.

if you are unlucky to have had a harrowing about experience with Amala because an old Auntie got it all wrong, sorry about that. But please, move on. forget about polluting other people`s minds about this ``i hate the stuff``

a gentle bully is one that maintains his peace without showing fear. you touch him and he bares his fangs. that is what his teacher said my boy has become.

i still prefer he is like that than one crying wimp every time his classmates touch him.

dollz:
u be small monkey o , first,im a babe
second,i didnt steal d car

thirdly, making bad comments wont make me bend over backwards, carry your self off my post,


thanks leye and knotty.God bless u

gbam.

this babe no even send the buffoon.

Dolzz will not speak out her heart`s content because she is selling.
when you sell, respect for your clients will not make you pour out the bile in you when the client is thinking with his/her arse.
you know the customer is king.

But really, some DUMMKOPFs must be told straight to their faces that they are stupid. no need dressing them up in borrowed garbs.

Did the guy check the odometer reading of that vehicle?

``congrat, i will try to be there. bombardier have plane they sell. please which nigeria company needs plane or aviation related to buy and finance. bombardier sells plane in canada. can they contact me now before they leave.``

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-522870.0.html

^^^^
good for you.

and yes, the greenish thingy is Ewedu.

Fhemmy just go dey sell your motor and leave better food for better people.

It is 2 years down the lane.

the boy has finally woken up from his slumber.

the tide has changed. he is the gentle bully now. i am so proud of his leadership skills around his peers.

there has always been a ring of excellence around that man. i am not surprised.

congrats!

Falajuro:
Bros,
If na like 3.8 - 4.0mn, dem go buy am for the condition wey you state so.

Now, you sound like someone that has never owned a good car before. if you know what is good and you ever aspire to own one someday, you will edit that nonsense price of yours and apologize to the poster.

4 What?

if we cannot trust a loyal person like GEJ, is a cheating backstabbing mofo like atiku that we will trust?

oloshi

green white green striped shirt on black jeans.

celebrating naija @ 50 in my own small way.

^^^^
let me just borrow your handle to pep up the guy`s growing repertoire of names: OBOIDANRE.

i am drooling at the sight of those pics.

But, i must add that the kind of amala and gbegiri locals like me know and love is not served like that.

the gbegiri is always the main soup with the ewedu being the topping.

that is how all the Iya Alamala serve them.

i cant seem to get any top of the range amala place in Apapa.
Any idea, anyone, please?

Please, permit me to have just one dalliance with IBB.
i have a proposal with the man, pray it sails thru and we could be talking with all certainty about date of delivery.

i am for now speechless, dumbfounded and marlevous, sorry, marveling.

my people are dirty!

sorry, i am proudly yoruba.

Illegal smugglers and killers are it again!

can you imagine the effrontery this guy has to come online to advertise sale of a contraband item. Nigeria laws are certainly weak and that is why you can come here to advertise a contraband item openly.

How many lives have we lost to burst tires needlessly? how many more do we need to waste before we wake up? Even new tires burst much less used ones that Oyinbos who value their lives have condemned.

Poverty kills and much faster that AIDS. ignorance kills. and now, we have merchants of death prowling the whole clime looking for potential victims.

A man that forgot to collect his salary for 10years will forget anything.

those in Customs service know what i am talking about.

ocee87:
Six pages and 179 comments later, no one has anything good to say about the slowpoke. He really needs to take a looong good look at himself

does he deserve any? i guess you have not read the whole interview.

here we go:

``How would you describe your style?
My style is my vision. If I am going out, I must be comfortable, I must be simple and of course, I must attract you. The colour can be off, it is a style and it is making a statement.

If my combination is off, don’t think I don’t know what I am doing. If I am going to a particular place, I always want to be edgy with my style. I am a simple man of style. My style is unique, simple and comfortable.

What actually is the edge in your style?
The colours are what make my style edgy. I can put purple on pink. I can wear a purple tie on a pink shirt. One may think pink is for ladies, but I love pink. But when I put pink on, I am going to edge it out with something.

I may put pink on pink and don’t even wear jacket and the outing is not even a pink event, but when you see me, you will know that it is calling for attention. But it won’t be overdone and it won’t go way overboard. I have to stand out to be outstanding with my dressing.

What other odd colours do you like to play with in your dressing?
I like turquoise. I also like some other odd colours that I don’t know their names.

But you are more in English outfits than traditional. Do you sell African culture through traditional attire?
Of course, if you go to my Facebook page, the outfit that I am wearing there is made by a Nigerian and I have never received any comment like that with my other pictures. The designer is called Alvin ’s Couture. I modeled for him in TW Magazine of last month. Alvin is my favourite Nigerian designer because he cuts my clothes to my size and I love it.

Where did you get your stylish nature from?
Oh, from my parents of course. They are very stylish people. Very fashionable.

Since you are fashionable, do you shop very often?
I shop at least three times in a year.

Just thrice? Then the shopping at a time will be huge?
The shopping comes in lots of bags. There are events for the year; I don’t usually buy during that event. I buy my clothes from Los Angeles, from Paris or from London. I go to these places at least once or twice a year to shop.

I do my major shopping when I go for Grammy because it is just after Christmas and I buy for the year. I don’t buy for myself alone, I shop for my immediate family and friends too. I love shopping, it gives me happiness.

How big is your wardrobe?
My wardrobe is one large room. I do give some out though.

Which particular fashion outfit is most in your wardrobe?
It should my shirts. I have a lot of shirts. I have shirts that I have not worn in a separate box.

Really? What about shoes?
Oh! I love shoes too. My shoes are uncountable. I have a full wall rack of shoes. I have boxes of shoes that I have not opened. It may surprise you but I don’t have too much of snickers. I have more of normal shoes and loafers.

Do you ever shop in Nigeria?
No, I have never shopped in Nigeria because I buy for the future. I am a boy scout. That does not mean I disrespect Nigerian shops though. I like unique things. Even when I shop abroad, I don’t go to places where Nigerians go to buy. What I buy might look the same with other people’s own, but it is not that same texture.

Are you a designer freak?
I wear Gucci, Barley and Louis Vuitton shoes. For my belts, I go for Gucci and Cartie. For my jeans, ‘True Religion’ and my jackets range between Hugo Boss, Giorgio Armani and any other nice name. I have some jackets that their names are not well known but they are nice. Like I have some Japanese jackets and I like Ed Hardey and Christian Ordiger for my T-shirts.

What is the cheapest thing in your wardrobe?
That should be my underpants and it should be about $10.

You spend fortunes on these designers. How expensive will you describe yourself fashion wise?
I love good and classic things. I can tell you that I have some jackets that are very expensive. I have a jacket that was very expensive that I have put on once and today, the prize has even gone higher.

Dopemu Agege

Sule Bada

Zulu Gambari

Ode'ido

Tapa

Egun

Oku igbe

Omo penu

Su'egbe

D'ogede lu'na

Odoyo

Oponu so'wenu

Obo'jo

Olori dota

all from you guys on NL. una try

Let`s aggregate a collective compendium of names for Bros.

Arindin
Sumonu,
Obo,Elekeru
Dindinrin
amukun meko(someone that drinks mucus with pap )
bolo
omugo
supo
sule
mumu
abunu
dada n didi
OPONU,
APODA
ABUNU
ALAKORI
AFOFUN
AKURI
OLORI JIJO

GONGOSU, ODIDARE, BO TI GBON TO, BE LO GO SI
GONGOSU, ODIDARE, BO TI GBON TO, BE LO GO SI

this coincidence sucks.

This other incidence happened to an American Delta line plane.

The similarity of the story line makes it totally unreal, coincidences like this don't happen within a year of each other.


there is more to this story than we know, yet.

``United States carrier, Delta Airlines, on Thursday said it was still cooperating with the Federal Governemnt to determine how a Nigerian, Okechukwu Okeke, found his way into the nosewheel compartment of one of its Boeing 777 aircraft parked on the tarmac of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos about two months ago.

The airlines’ Commercial Manager, Mr. Bobby Bryan, who said this at a press conference in Lagos announcing the commencement of next week’s non-stop flight between Abuja and New York, stated that the matter was in the hands of Nigerian investigators.

Okeke, in a desperate move to travel to the United States, was allegedly assisted by airport workers to gain access to where the aircraft was parked on the tarmac and hid himself inside its nosewheel compartment.

But he was found dead inside the compartment when the aircraft landed in the US a few days later.

“The matter is currently in the hands of Nigerian authorities. they are investigating the matter and Delta is cooperating with them,” Bryan said.

He also said that the commercial carrier had not cancelled the codeshare agreement it signed with Virgin Nigeria Airways last year, despite the change in the latter’s management. However, he described the agreement as “pending.”

Based on the agreement, Virgin Nigeria is expected to feed Delta with passengers from the West Coast and other parts of Africa and vice-versa.

Bryan explained that Delta would continue to develop its service offerings between Nigeria and the US.

He said he was delighted to announce that this summer, Delta would operate a seasonal nonstop service between Abuja and New York.

According to him, “This will be the first nonstop service between Nigeria’s capital city and the United States. The seasonal nonstop service will be effective from June 3, 2010 and will be operated using a Boeing 767-300ER aircraft.”

punch newspaper

Amidst calls for Heartland manager Samson Siasia to collect the $20, 000 offered by the Nigeria Football Federation if given the national team manager‘s job, the former Nigeria striker says sacrifice should not come in the negotiations for the job.

Negotiations between Siasia and the NFF broke down after the Bayelsa-born coach demanded for a signing-on fee and a monthly salary of $100,000. But the NFF said they could only offer $20,000, with no signing-on fee.

Siasia told goal.com, ”What do you mean by sacrifice? I‘ve sacrificed a lot for Nigeria. There are different levels of sacrifices. If this issue was personal, with a result expected to be personal, I can do anything for the good of my country.

“But we‘re talking about a very difficult and sensitive job, where you‘re hammered at the slightest blunder. If you accept peanuts, and you‘re hooked along the way unable to deliver what is expected of you because of diminishing means and resources, nobody would look at the reasons why you failed. They would say you‘re an incompetent coach that‘s all.”

He added that the NFF was capable of paying the $100, 000 he demanded.

”Why not? The NFF has done more than that in the past. If they could pay Berti Vogts $50,000 per month and Lars Lagerbäck more than that, why can‘t they pay me well too? They have the money. The fact is we don‘t appreciate our own people. I don‘t know why we blacks are like that.”

The 2005 U-20 World Cup silver medalist said it was wrong for some analysts to say $20,000 monthly salary was okay for him considering Nigeria‘s present standard of living.

”Who talked about $20,000? The only time we, (the NFF and I), discussed, we didn‘t arrive at that. I don‘t know what people are reading in the papers.”


http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20100922149934

the other day, i saw the gentile arsehole at the airport wearing one funny traditional attire that i dare not adorn myself.

did the mofo buy that too in Australasia?

wetin dem think say dem be sef?

``WHAT A WONDERFUL INVESTIGATIVE WORK YOU DID, AT LEAST YOU HAVE PROVED YOURSELF WRONG IN YOUR EARLIER POST THAT IT WAS MISSING FROM THE CONTAINER.``

Who said i still dont believe the bionic cheater bolted away from the container in the port and port rats ran after it trying to catch it  for pepper soup sake?

all i am saying is a certain container with the details provided by you entered Nigeria, it has since been de-stuffed and we have no prove whatsoever that the contents is a car.

Just provide pictorial evidence of the discharge of the SUV from the container. . period. simple.

do this and i become your fan for live. by the way, i  love Infiniitis and own one.

this is no rocket science, is it?

Someone will ask, why get a $100k G -Wagon when a $15k [b]used 4-Runner can do? [/b]But if you are in a certain income bracket, even a Brand New[b] 4-Runner[/b] will not do.


Kunle, wetin 4Runner do you? wetin?

i have invested in one which is sailing to Naija and now you make me feel like crap. abeg jooo.

anyway, i love what i am seeing and i dont mind dreaming about it at all. so, off to bed i go.

Agari wins in the picture clarity department, hands down. He pictures are Pristine, full of options and clean. that is where it all stop.

i`ll rather go with this man.

Dantiki, it is pity i cannot change my car till next year, else you would have heard me screaming for this one.

[size=8pt]Sweet Bionic, Biotic, Robotic, Iconic and Biomemitic machine![/size]

[When asked why his campaign project seems to be enjoying support from prominent Igbo leaders, the erstwhile military president, clad in a brown Agbada brocade, said “it is simply because my past records are there to speak for me, and I love Ndigbo; they are my friends.”

When did IBB release phono records? I am not aware. Maybe he did and there were not hit records, so we never got to hear of them.

or perhaps too, he sang his records in igbo.

Gba Gbogbo Ogo, Jesu Mi O, Tire Ni