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Politics / Re: Muslim Cleric Manhandled By Thugs At Praying Ground[holy Land] by knotty(m): 1:02pm On Nov 19, 2010
UPN of yore entrenched politics of thuggery in that State. remember the Olunloyo/Bola Ige/Adelakun debacle? the seed for eternal thuggery was sown and generations yet unborn then are now reaping it. Adelabu of infant memory, was a child`s play compared to the violence those pair unleashed on the State.
Akala is just using what he met on ground to keep himself in office. to stop him, you need violence on a much grander scale. as yet, i have not seen, i have not heard of anyone capable of deploying the violence Akala is capable of. somebody. please update me, if you know
Autos / Re: Sparkling Silver Tokunbo 2006 Mercedes Benz Cls: Price 6m Only by knotty(m): 8:04am On Nov 19, 2010
chuddy111:

Your whole family is SICK, BUSY BODY

What has my family got to do with this, young man? this speaks volume about your upbringing. trash issues with me and leave out my parents please. this is the Auto section, it is not for the dregs and dreks.
Politics / Re: "Do Not Vote For A Muslim President" - Pastor Paul Adefarasin by knotty(m): 6:14am On Nov 18, 2010
alj harem:



we northerners will never ever allow any secedtion so get use to nigeria and your husband wink


This is the kind of word they want us to use as a nation. These so called northerners should just wake up, they are dragging us back.
Business / Re: Why Do We Have To Switch Off Our Cellphones Before We Enter Nigerian Banks? by knotty(m): 7:36pm On Nov 17, 2010
Zenith bank is most notorious for this.

there is hardly any need for this harassment in banking halls, the amount of stealing going on in the bank far outstrip any outside robbery/stealing.
Ibru Cecilia stole more than all the Aninis/Osunbos put together since independence. so, what are they telling us?


but then again, some customers can really be annoying on the phone.
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Food / Re: Barka Da Sallah. Pls Whats D Best Cure For A H/o? by knotty(m): 11:41am On Nov 17, 2010
from my list of dos after a night out:

COLD WATER, first
Panadol extra, second.
Solid food. if it is a big one, you will hate the sight if food and esp, pepper, so settle for PASTRIES. bread is also good.
if it is the massive type, then you will a couple of ice cream cups, works like magic.
if you can afford it, sleep. rest will clear everything.
REMEMBER, IT IS OF NO USE SWEARING THAT YOU WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN.
once, this one clears, you will be back later today to nurse yet again the bottles.

if symptoms persist after 2days, consult the oracle.
Politics / Police Arraign 25-year-old For Taking Picture With Blackberry Phone by knotty(m): 8:09am On Nov 14, 2010
A 25-year-old law graduate from the University of Wales, Onyekwere Michael Onyemaechi has been arraigned before the Ikeja Magistrate’s Court for using his blackberry phone to take pictures of some police officers at their duty post.

When he was arraigned before Magistrate Botoku, who held brief for Magistrate A.O Komolafe, Michael, who just came into Nigeria nine days ago after seven years of studying abroad to commence Law School in Abuja, pleaded not guilty to the two-count charge brought against him by the police prosecutor.

The two-count charge brought against him bordered on assault and breach of peace by indiscriminately taking pictures at a public place.

The charge sheet read: “That you Onyekwere Michael Onyemaechi “m” on the 4/11/2010 at about 1800hrs at Acme Road junction, Ogba, Lagos, in the Ikeja Magisterial District did conduct yourself in a manner likely to cause breach of peace at Acme Road junction, being a public place, by using your blackberry mobile phone to take photographs of people indiscriminately, including that of two police officers namely Inspector Jerry Abuo and Cpl. Etim Itoro, for a ill motive and thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under Section 249(D) of the Criminal Code, Cap.17, Vol. 11 Laws of Lagos State of Nigeria 2003.”

http://tribune.com.ng/sun/index.php/news/2553-police-arraign-25-year-old-for-taking-picture-with-blackberry-phone
Autos / Re: Sparkling Silver Tokunbo 2006 Mercedes Benz Cls: Price 6m Only by knotty(m): 7:40pm On Nov 13, 2010
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dont tell them the meaning our little conversation o.
i trust you,
Politics / Re: Nigeria Now Imports Bananas by knotty(m): 7:52pm On Nov 12, 2010
^^^^^^^^

Absolute balderdash. Nonsense bunkum. What is new in that thrash again? We all know the details of that story up there. we all know what this great country can do for herself and her people. But, we also know that greed and inordinate lust for fast money has deprived us of all the greatness this Land is capable of. and it starts with those we elected to rule over us or those we had allowed to lord over us.

let them not come and bemoan the opportunities we have lost. let them not come and preach tales of woe to us now. we know that they dont really care about us. how many of them eat what we eat? do they care? no. they must be seen to care about foreign reserves they have depleted in fancy borrowings.

let any serious government come in the open and tell us what programs/manifesto they have for only 2 staple Nigerian food: RICE & YAM will suffice. let us see their road map and then only can we be serious as a people willing to elect leader who have plans. until then we continue to wallow in directionlessness.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Now Imports Bananas by knotty(m): 2:25pm On Nov 12, 2010
Aloy+Emeka:

It doesn't matter. The most important thing is that we don't need imported bananas in Nigeria.

We can be an island to ourselves if we so choose. then, we will not need imported Rice when we know our rice farmers are too lazy or dumb or both to polish and parboil rice to acceptable standards.

we will not need to import fertilizer when we have camel dungs everywhere.

we will not need to import anything.

please, let us face it, the quality of the banana is am seeing around is by far better than the banana i used to know.
it is now i am getting to know that they too are imported.

please, there are no shortcuts in excellence.

we either get it right or someone else will profit from our mediocrity.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Now Imports Bananas by knotty(m): 12:19pm On Nov 12, 2010
did you guys stop to think for a moment the volume of Nigerian exports to those countries? and by the way, there is the ecowas protocol which allows for free flow of goods within the subregion.
by the way, it is heartening in a way that the bananas are not coming from europe
Family / Parents, How Did You Meet? by knotty(m): 11:01am On Nov 12, 2010
My wife told me an interesting conversation she had with my son. it was something like: `Mum, how did you and my Daddy meet?`

I laughed whole heartedly. what does a 7year old know about couples meeting? wow.

interestingly, it brought fresh memories of my first chanced meeting of the woman who now shares my destiny.

ok. we met in BUK where i had gone to make inquiries about a second degree in Law and there she was rounding up her schooling in Accountancy.

i asked to find my way to the department, instead i found my way into her heart. the rest, as they say, is history.

so, how did you meet?
Celebrities / Re: ‘i’m Sorry To Say, But 2face Is Empty’ – Sir Shina Peters by knotty(m): 9:31am On Nov 12, 2010
but wetin bros Shina get? ,make him go sit down jare.

his bastard child is all over the place wreaking havoc and he talks of a young man making a decent living empty. yeye
Nairaland / General / Re: Ezeuche the Ochi Agha - Returns by knotty(m): 9:10am On Nov 12, 2010
Igbo names and its people are in constant denial. this is another proof that you guys are not to be taken seriously. you are not constant. you are iffy. one moment here, the next moment there.
i wonder how many times OBJ would have  by now changed his name/aliases given the vilification he had suffered in the hands of Ndiigbo.
i wonder how many handles IBB will have if he were a NLer, given the abuse he had received here.
but our Ogbuefi is chickening out because he had been identified for who he truly is: one ethnocentric mofo who sees nothing good in humanity except that humanity is rooted in Biafra.
good riddance, jare, to the worst rubbish ever spewed on these hallowed pages.
Politics / Re: How Did Tinubu, A Complete Fraud Become Yoruba Asiwaju? by knotty(m): 12:12pm On Nov 11, 2010
Olodo rabata!
Messiah today, nail him tomorrow. Open denial is next to your nature. Go ahead, run him down now, mow him, if you will. but remember, we all never forgot how much you guys celebrated the scumbag when he was fighting Obj all over the place.
Politics / Re: How Did Tinubu, A Complete Fraud Become Yoruba Asiwaju? by knotty(m): 12:04pm On Nov 11, 2010
But isn`t Kalu Orji one of the most celebrated icons of the Igbo race? and what is the difference between Tinubu and Kalu? Nothing really. Just opportunists who latched onto power when the upright were damned too scared to dare.

Before, you start running down the Yorubas, remember, you have the worst scums of the earth back home.
Your exports to Yorubaland speak volumes of the stock you have back at home.

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Politics / Rolex Jamboree At Exchange Commission! N186m At The Last Count. by knotty(m): 9:39am On Nov 10, 2010
The report on the investigation of the Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE) under the leadership of its former director general, Ndi Okereke-Onyiuke, showed that in 2008, the Exchange spent N186 million to buy Rolex watches for long serving employees.

The yet-to-be officially released report, a product of investigations by KPMG, an audit firm, and Aluko Oyebode & Co., a legal firm, revealed that “at the beginning of 2008, the NSE expended the sum of N45 million in purchasing 64 Rolex watches for presentation to employees who had served the NSE for 10 years.”

The report also noted that “later in the same year, Candy Floss Limited (a company owned by Yinka Idowu, former head of NSE’s corporate affairs department), was given N95 million for an additional purchase of 91 Rolex watches, and subsequently, after the award ceremony, another 10 Rolex watches at the cost of N46 million were purchased.”

Meanwhile, the investigators said they observed that the award ceremony document showed that only 73 out of the 165 Rolex watches purchased were actually presented to the awardees, meaning that 92 Rolex watches valued at N99.5 million were unaccounted for.

“We further observed that the schedule containing the list of staff members eligible for long service awards only contains 63 names; suggesting that 10 additional and unauthorised people received presentations,” the report added.

Car gifts

Furthermore, Candy Floss Limited, according to the report, was given N100 million to purchase 14 cars to be presented to employees who had served the NSE for 25 to 30 years.

At the same time, the report said that three cars purchased by the NSE in January and March 2008 for N59 million - one Land Cruiser purchased for N30 million, and two Lexus cars purchased for N29 million -were written off the NSE books at the end of the same year by their allocation to the Long Service Award account, as part of the gifts given during the ceremony.

Meanwhile, the award ceremony document showed that only seven people were presented with cars, compared to the 14 cars which were to be purchased by Candy Floss Limited and the three additional cars written off; meaning that 10 cars, valued at approximately N66 million, were unaccounted for.

The auditors also revealed that “although Candy Floss Limited was given the sum of N50 million for the special presentation to employees who had worked with the NSE for 25 to 30 years, another sum of N55 million was again disbursed in respect of the special presentation, which was to include a luxurious jeep and a special gift of the former director general’s choice.

“This suggests that there was a duplication of payment and a double purchase of a luxury car for the former director general’s choice,” the auditors said.

Further investigations

While the fact that Articles 52 of the NSE Employee Handbook for Management and Senior Staff, as well as Article 55 of the Employee Handbook for Junior Staff limits the value of gifts/cash that can be given to employees for the long service award, the auditors said, “We observed that the gifts awarded/presented far exceeded the value stated in these handbooks, “adding that “these Articles further stated that these awards should be presented to only members of staff, but we observed that former members of staff were also given awards.”

However, the auditors said further investigations to be carried out in respect of the award will determine if any payments were made by Candy Floss Limited to the accounts of NSE officers, including that of Mrs. Okereke-Onyuike.



http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Money/Finance/5640548-146/exchange_spends_n186m_on_rolex_watches.csp
Politics / Re: Volcanic Eruption In Benue State Nigeria by knotty(m): 9:04am On Nov 08, 2010
Any update on this Vanguard newspaper volcanic eruption?
till now, Punch, Thisday, Tribune etc have not had their own eruption yet?
Benue state govt has not helped matter too by not asking for FG intervention in the form extra budgetary allocation in view of the collosal human disaster caused by the tumultuous volcanoquake.

can somebody update this status please?
Autos / Re: SOLD - 2007 BLACK INFINITI FX45 AWD (UPDATE) by knotty(m): 9:24pm On Nov 07, 2010
why una dey worry?
Agari is playing a game of Ludo. And he seems to be enjoying his winning streak. And he has carried his winning strategy to chess forgetting that Ludo and chess are at complete polar ends.

he goofed bigtime here and wants to cling to anything to stay afloat. who will provide the soft landing better than a reputed clearing agent here?
so, please, let the agent come in the open.
Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Today? by knotty(m): 8:08am On Nov 05, 2010
My heart reaches out to you this morning with appreciation, Lord. Thank you for journey mercies. Where will i be without you?
Autos / Re: Which Of These Vehicles Is More Economically Friendly by knotty(m): 2:22pm On Nov 03, 2010
steeviee:

@Knotty

insultive is the correct word wink

no argue this matter, abeg or i go refer you to the thread on EARLY SIGNS OF MADNESS.
Health / Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by knotty(m): 10:07pm On Nov 02, 2010
is there any form of madness bigger than: `my friend just bought a head-tie, i too must buy one. my friend just got laid by her boyf, i too must get a boyf who must lay me accordingly. my friend just got married, hey, me too, i am looking for husband. my friend just lost her job, this job is kuku not paying much, me too must lose my own.`

Mr/s follow, follow, make you open eye, open sense open ear.
Autos / Re: Which Of These Vehicles Is More Economically Friendly by knotty(m): 9:29am On Nov 02, 2010
dgov:

------ u dont have to be rude and i[b]nsultive[/b] when commenting.

Did you mean insulting?
In whatever you do, DGOV, please, don't touch that Armada. It is a big for nothing `room and pallor` SUV. Stay with the Range, if you can afford it now. The reason is, if you settle for less now and end up buying the FX, down the line, you will be tempted to scale up. Then, the Range will start to haunt you, just as it is haunting some of my pals.

Also, consider Audi Q7 as you go. It is a vehicle that says so much in very scanty words!
All the best, man.
Family / Re: Re: Marry Her And I"ll Kill Myself by knotty(m): 9:04am On Nov 02, 2010
personally, i will supply the acid an even lace it with Gamallin20.
suicide ko, die ni
Health / Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by knotty(m): 7:11am On Nov 02, 2010
Pricing all manners of cars in Auto section without any plan to buy even a bicycle.

trying to make grammatical sense of WALESTAR`s posts. Amos Tutuola must have taught him grammar.

Exchanging points of argument with BECOMRICH on NL is the final proof of insanity.
Phones / Re: Looking For Nokia N8 by knotty(m): 10:05am On Nov 01, 2010
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Food / Re: Amala And Gbegiri Lovers` Forum by knotty(m): 3:58pm On Oct 29, 2010
his roots are deeply entrenched in Maseratti, Audi, Benzo, infinite Infiniitis and the likes.
but cars dont served with amala. do they?

at Iya Awe,Apapa, today, i had amala and straight gbegiri. i had so much fun doing the stuff that i remembered this page. but, i am looking forward to my weekend trip to Ibadan. i am salivating already.
Religion / Re: Pastor William Kumuyi (Deeper Life) Remarries by knotty(m): 8:25pm On Oct 28, 2010
Pastor William Folorunso Kumuyi is founder and General Superintendent of the Deeper Life Bible Church (DLBC) in Gbagada, Lagos, the capital of Nigeria. In the mid-1980s, the church ranked as "the third largest single congregation" in the world.[1][2] He was born in 1941 in the then Western Region of Nigeria, and became a 'Born again Christian' in 1964.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Kumuyi

Baba is only 69 and married, we now know, to a 65year old never married woman. i wish them all the bliss marriage can bring!
Politics / Re: Security Agents Impound 15 Containers Of Arms In Lagos - News Alert. by knotty(m): 7:55am On Oct 27, 2010
As at press time, a combined team of Army, Navy, Police, SSS, [b]National Agency for Food and Drugs Administration and Control (NAFDAC), [/b]and Customs Service were still inspecting the containers.

i wonder what NAFDAC is doing up there? were they looking for NAFDAC number, batch number and expiry date? funny lots!
Religion / Re: Pastor William Kumuyi (Deeper Life) Remarries by knotty(m): 6:39pm On Oct 25, 2010
if truly he did this, then thumbs up to him!

knowing who the man is and what he represents, he would have done this, methinks, as a message and as an important doctrine to his church members that there is marriage life after death.
what better way to lead than by example? tell me.

truth, you all dont know how many men/women are held in lifetime bondage to self seeking and self promoting doctrines that marriage is for eternity and that the death of one meant the cessation of marriage life!

perhaps, Pastor is trying to open the worldviews of those held by this shallow thinking that God permits marriage after the demise of a pair of the marital unit.

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