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RomanceRe: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by koife(op): 10:06pm On Sep 01, 2015
gj22:
Common sense will tell you that a man's p3nis goes erect when rigour mortis kicks in.
OK, my science myth buster
RomanceRe: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by koife(op): 10:00pm On Sep 01, 2015
calculator123:
i smell lies op.pics or i dnt beliv.ftc sha...
See link above
RomanceRe: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by koife(op): 9:59pm On Sep 01, 2015
ronald4lif:
Fabricated crap.
Bro following the link
RomanceCorpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by koife(op): 9:53pm On Sep 01, 2015
This story is factual and can be verified, especially with the normal thinking that when somebody dies, earthly things are no longer known to him.

However, the death of an Akwa Ibom indigene, living in Aba and his subsequent act in the morgue shows that the world is full of mysteries.

Reports emanating from Aba had it that the late Akwa Ibom citizen died in Aba, last Tuesday, atop a prostitute in a brothel.

The corpse was later deposited in a mortuary in Aba awaiting investigation and collection for burial probably by his relations.

However, on Thursday, when another corpse arrived, the mortuary attendants were shocked to find the corpse of the man from Akwa Ibom on top of another female corps.

Initially, the attendants were scared and took to their heels and later came back to put the corps apart.

To their surprise, the penis of the man was erect and stiff as if he was alive.

http://dailytimes.com.ng/corpse-sex-another-aba-morgue/
PoliticsRe: FG Gazette Raises Questions Over Ali’s Appointment As Customs’ Comptroller-gen. by koife(m): 3:38pm On Sep 01, 2015
I thought the era of cassette (Gazette)has been phased out....pls this is 21century where CD's and mp3 are used undecided undecided grin
PoliticsTerrorism: Egypt Close 27,000 Mosques, Chad Bans Hijab by koife(op):
Al-Monitor reported:

The Egyptian Ministry of Religious Endowment has shuttered 27,000 local places of worship under the pretext of fighting terrorism, while awarding 400 preaching permits to Salafists.

An Egyptian administrative court on Feb. 18 upheld the Ministry of Religious Endowments’ decision issued in September 2013 to close down neighborhood places of worship of less than 80 square meters (861 square feet), a move intended to protect young people from the militancy and extremism that can prevail in such places, which lack the legal standing to hold Friday prayers.



This move sets a precedent that raises many questions about the fate of mosques in many Egyptian villages, the grounds of which are usually less than 80 square meters.

In reply, opponents of the decision such as the Salafist Nour Party claimed that closing down places of worship without providing a larger alternative serves to further bolster extremist ideology, considering that the larger existing mosques cannot accommodate Friday worshippers who line surrounding streets to pray.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, supporters of the decision such as intellectuals and scholars say that those mosques are time bombs that threaten national security, as they fall outside the purview of the Ministry of Religious Endowments and are used to spread subversive ideologies.
http://www.al-monitor.com/pulse/originals/2015/03/egypt-endowments-decision-close-worship-places.html
In other news the Chadian government ban the use of hijab and 10 terrorists executed!
Nigeria nkor undecided angry angry
Amnesty grin
PoliticsRe: ​$700m Second Niger Bridge Money Missing, Oshiomhole Insists by koife(m): 2:05pm On Sep 01, 2015
....on a serious note, I think bro osho needs serious brain scan with vehicle scanner! undecided undecided angry
PoliticsThe "A Must White Wedding" In My Church Syndrome by koife(op): 1:11pm On Sep 01, 2015
I've read alot crazy articles soft n hard about conditions families keep in order that their children who are evidently in love must keep. Pls, is it a must for White Wedding( if any) to be done in the girls church?
Must there be a white wedding?
Kindly provide objective answers with biblical proof
PoliticsRe: PMB's 100 Days Of Restoring Sanity, Accountability, Hope & Lost Glory by koife(m): 11:09am On Sep 01, 2015
Straight....hottest region actually!

PoliticsRe: Gunmen Murder Soldier, Policeman In Rivers by koife(m): 9:51am On Sep 01, 2015
They should go to yobe n borno n threaten/give ultimatum to their elders who have been allegedly accused if abating BH by their action it inaction leading to killing of thousands both civilians and officer of the Nigerian armed force
#$mh huh angry angry
PoliticsRe: The Nigerian Basket Ball Player Celebration That Got Me Thinking by koife(op): 7:50am On Sep 01, 2015
azimibraun:
I don't see the question stupid. I see the intelligence in identifying the similarity. We should encourage our own to be this smart. If you think he is using his brain for something wrong then help him redirect it. Am amazed by the smartness. I wouldn't have thought of that myself. Some people don't know how fast satanism is growing. I once saw a guy design the Goat of barfomet as pendant and wore it. Just me and a few dudes knew he we had a satanist in our midst. Other just saw it as an ugly pendant. They are spreading across the globe in quick pace.
The spread technique is called imagery....they keep showing u sign n image that subtly cut information accross
PoliticsRe: The Nigerian Basket Ball Player Celebration That Got Me Thinking by koife(op): 9:41pm On Aug 31, 2015
LoveMachine:
If he schooled in the U.S. Then he may have joined the omega fraternity. They are a black organization run by whites secretly. For more info in the topic YouTube "boule". The late great Steve cokely exposed their organization something serious. Peace. Most people who pledge don't know the origin so they may not be bad people. But some most certainly know and join for access to power. Look it up if you think it's a joke.
Bro I think you ain't far from truth...my friend in Atlanta does that sign pretty every time something good happens
PoliticsRe: The Nigerian Basket Ball Player Celebration That Got Me Thinking by koife(op): 8:56pm On Aug 31, 2015
WailingWailer00:
You be mumu grin, just like your president
What an example...lol
PoliticsRe: The Nigerian Basket Ball Player Celebration That Got Me Thinking by koife(op): 8:44pm On Aug 31, 2015
Well, all I see is two hands up and unshaved arm pit
PoliticsThe Nigerian Basket Ball Player Celebration That Got Me Thinking by koife(op): 8:22pm On Aug 31, 2015
Can someone tell me what this celebration style would mean?
Any similarity with the church of Satan horns

SportsNigerian Basket Ball (tiger) Afro Andy Celebration Pose by koife(op): 8:15pm On Aug 31, 2015
When I saw this pose, first question that ran thru my mind was ,'what is he trying to do?'...is that some illuminatti pose or something?

TravelRe: Helicopter Crash In Kaduna This Morning, 7 Dead by koife(m): 10:36am On Aug 29, 2015
PoliticsRe: X-ray IBB Speech On Overthrowing GMB And His Today PMB Image,any Resemblance? by koife(op): 9:49am On Aug 28, 2015
bjdon:
When people do not learn from history, they are then destined to repeat it. The facebook twitter generation refused all the pleas from those of us who were ACTUALLY THERE during Buhari's first stint as Head of State. We know exactly what happened then, all he did was throw southern politicians in jail for 30 years, harass Pa Awolowo and clamp down on anybody who dared to criticize him. In the almost 20 months of his govt, there was not one sound economic policy of note.
Indeed history now repeats itself, but hey, that's what you guys voted for, so you best get used to it!
Well said
PoliticsRe: X-ray IBB Speech On Overthrowing GMB And His Today PMB Image,any Resemblance? by koife(op): 8:20am On Aug 28, 2015
OboloMAN:
Not far from the Current Reality as usual we were made to believe the Go slow attitude of the the duaradullard was due to the Rot by the previous GEJs Government.

Only Time Will Tell
Mehn ...this man is so so predictable....grossly bigoted!
PoliticsAPC The New Super Hypertec Wailers by koife(op): 7:57am On Aug 28, 2015
Correct me if am wrong. Pls NLers are APC now the new contender wailers...someone pls answer me! grin grin grin
See below
https://www.nairaland.com/2558353/apc-leaders-angry-buhari-appoints/3#37412529
PoliticsX-ray IBB Speech On Overthrowing GMB And His Today PMB Image,any Resemblance? by koife(op): 7:44am On Aug 28, 2015
I took time out to read and make sense of what IBB said as his reasons for over throwing GMB in 1985, and lo I find some sticking resemblance in character, body language policy direction and pace. Those statement is as a matter of fact reflected today on how PMB is currently running the nation, which begs the question, can a leopard change its spot?

PoliticsRe: APC Leaders Angry As Buhari Appoints More Northerners by koife(m): 7:22am On Aug 28, 2015
So APC also have internal wailers?My goodness! tongue tongue tongue tongue
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Secretary To The Federal Government, Chief Of Staff, Others by koife(m): 6:36pm On Aug 27, 2015
Rtd col....comptroller general.....goodness me!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Secretary To The Federal Government, Chief Of Staff, Others by koife(m): 6:33pm On Aug 27, 2015
I bet if they should return back to polls now, pmb will lose even Hus own supporters!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Secretary To The Federal Government, Chief Of Staff, Others by koife(m): 6:31pm On Aug 27, 2015
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
iiiyyyk:
SO ASHAMED EVER SURPORTING BUHARI.

NEVER AGAIN WILL I EVER SUPPORT A NORTHER IN AN ELECTION.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF NIGERIA THIS IS HAPPENING

President ....north
Senate P.....north
Speaker.... North
SGF....... North
Senate Majority leader... North.
AGF.....north

No excuse, this is a case of extreme prejudice and tribal bigotry.
tongue tongue tongue embarassed tongue embarassed...I warned you u no gree hear....u gave me a name wailing wailer....ntorrrrrr
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Secretary To The Federal Government, Chief Of Staff, Others by koife(m): 6:16pm On Aug 27, 2015
Do your worst.....I really don't k. He cancelled construction of Niger bridge like he did to Lagos in the 80's.....shipped terrorist suspect to south,now this acutely skewed appointment. ....more to come for the 97% ...the sw, ss, se had beta start calling truce n work together to stem this biase ruler ship by north.
Now who r those that said I shouldn't wail! angry
PoliticsRe: Economic Growth Falls To 2.35% - National Bureau Of Statistics by koife(m): 11:00am On Aug 26, 2015
Even with glaring statistics like this some despotic senile bigot will still come here to spew gibberish....the other was unemployment rising to 61%. This guys are professionals in giving excuses and pointing fingers and shifting blames. Last time I checked, people like this never grow coz they always blame someone else for their failures
I am a proud wailer..I get real with issues angry
PoliticsCows On The Lose In Abj Metropolise Since May 29 by koife(op): 10:54am On Aug 26, 2015
There is increased number of cattle rearers within the city centre of fct since may 29(my opinion).
I see this to be an issue of security concerns given the spate of bombings in Nigeria. I hereby call on authorities concern to look into this matter. To me they do not only pose security concerns...they constitute nuisance and problem to safety as it concerns road users.
Solution:Rearing grounds should be provided by government.

PoliticsRe: Buhari Raises 13-Member Panel To Probe Weapon Procurement Since 2007 by koife(m): 10:46pm On Aug 24, 2015
Mean while oshomole urges pmb to probe Pedro sale
Report reaching our desk have it that Edo state governor Adams oshomole have asked PMB to as a matter of urgency probe the sale of Pedro to Chelsea fc. According to source who pleaded anonymity with our correspondence decried that the actual amount paid was way above what was on paper...infact he also accused platini sleaziness where over 200 million pounds was discovered to have been expended unofficially via kick backs in the transfer deal.
The governor who led the delegation to aso villa however didn't show any evidence to backup his claims.
Meanwhile eFCC/icpc/DSS early this morning detained José morinho and sealed off Standford bridge pending the outcome of the probe.
PoliticsRe: DSS Charges Ex-NSA Dasuki To Court by koife(m): 7:30pm On Aug 24, 2015
ONIjibit1:
Jorge Mendes, weldone sir
grin grin > grin
PoliticsRe: DSS Charges Ex-NSA Dasuki To Court by koife(m): 7:24pm On Aug 24, 2015
In the season of unsupported probe!
Mean while oshomole urges pmb to probe Pedro sale
Report reaching our desk have it that Edo state governor Adams oshomole have asked PMB to as a matter of urgency probe the sale of Pedro to Chelsea fc. According to source who pleaded anonymity with our correspondence decried that the actual amount paid was way above what was on paper...infact he also accused platini sleaziness where over 200 million pounds was discovered to have been expended unofficially via kick backs in the transfer deal.
The governor who led the delegation to aso villa however didn't show any evidence to backup his claims.
Meanwhile eFCC/icpc/DSS early this morning detained José morinho and sealed off Standford bridge pending the outcome of the probe.
PoliticsRe: Creator Of Kano Made Helicopter Wins UK Scholarship - Daily Mail UK by koife(m): 6:49pm On Aug 24, 2015
Mean while oshomole urges pmb to probe Pedro sale
Report reaching our desk have it that Edo state governor Adams oshomole have asked PMB to as a matter of urgency probe the sale of Pedro to Chelsea fc. According to source who pleaded anonymity with our correspondence decried that the actual amount paid was way above what was on paper...infact he also accused platini sleaziness where over 200 million pounds was discovered to have been expended unofficially via kick backs in the transfer deal.
The governor who led the delegation to aso villa however didn't show any evidence to backup his claims.
Meanwhile eFCC/icpc/DSS early this morning detained José morinho and sealed off Standford bridge pending the outcome of the probe.

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