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Politics › Netherland Mp Calls For Cleaning The Country From Islam by koife(op): 10:28pm On Jul 14, 2015

A Dutch right-wing political party has demanded Netherlands be cleared of mosques, amid an ongoing row over the integration of Muslim and Turkish minorities in the country.

Machiel de Graaf, a member of Dutch anti-immigration and anti-Islam Party for Freedom (PVV), asked all mosques in the country to be shut down while speaking during a debate on integration in the House of Representatives.

Emphasizing that a Netherlands without mosques would be better, the parliamentarian said “We want to clean Netherlands of Islam.”

In addition to not being integrated into Dutch society and refuse to be assimilated, Muslims living in the country threaten Dutch identity and culture by giving more birth, according to de Graaf.

De Graaf’s remarks drew harsh criticism from members of social democratic parties attending the debate.

While Labor Party (PvdA) deputy Roos Vermeij urged the right-winger to retract his words, Democrats 66 (D66) deputy Sten van Weijenberg stressed his statements were dangerous.http://www.jewsnews.co.il/2015/07/12/dutch-mp-calls-for-removal-of-all-mosques-in-netherlands-2/

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Politics › Dutch MP Calls For Removal Of All Mosques In Netherlands by koife(op): 10:21pm On Jul 14, 2015

Politics › Re: INEC Registers Democratic People’s Congress (DPC) As New Political Party by koife(m): 8:58pm On Jul 14, 2015

Neyoor:
Yippee! Finally they've registered our party.

Dancing shoki laced with skelewu

PDP is corrupt, APC is spoilt, DPC we embrace.

DPC!!!!

Somebody should remind me of our slogan, I never master am wella

Slogan.....changing the chanji!

Politics › Re: INEC Registers Democratic People’s Congress (DPC) As New Political Party by koife(m): 8:57pm On Jul 14, 2015

Neyoor:
Yippee! Finally they've registered our party.

Dancing shoki laced with skelewu

PDP is corrupt, APC is spoilt, DPC we embrace.
Slogan:Changing the chanji!

DPC!!!!

Somebody should remind me of our slogan, I never master am wella

Politics › Re: INEC Registers Democratic People’s Congress (DPC) As New Political Party by koife(m): 8:56pm On Jul 14, 2015

Am waiting to see TCP n DETOL grin

Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala With Nigerian Delegates At Addis Ababa (photos) by koife(m): 8:42pm On Jul 14, 2015

Where are those suffering from numerical dierhria grin

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Romance › Re: Am I Taking Advantage Of Her? Please Judge Me! by koife(m): 12:52am On Jul 12, 2015

Samfigo1:
Nairalanderz I hail thee....
Goodday everyone , I want to share what I am going through at present, I want your advice or better still judge me I could be wrong with my action.
I have been cohabiting with a lady for a week now, before I move on let me share how the cohabitation began.
This girl came to our house when she was seeking admission to a school close to my house, one of my housemates accommodated her, he claimed the girl was his girlfriend, eventually, the girl got admitted into the school and started living with the guy but after two weeks they had misunderstandings the girl had no where to go, this lady in question since she came into the house I have taken her as my sister and my friend so we had good rapport. After the misunderstanding with her boyfriend she walked up to me and told me she wanted to leave her boyfriend's room for my room and that it won't last long just for mean time I concurred with immediate alarcrity I told her no qualm after consulting her boyfriend about her plan, the guy said he has no problem as regards her plan. The following day she packed her things inside my room, I thought I was dreaming, I started mulling on what to do, someone I have taken as my sister chei! Kongi na bastard you know now.... I kept calm, that night we were discussing she started telling me stories on the same matress with me, suddenly, I kept mute I was not responding to her super story I was even facing down because I was trying to pack my John Thomas I didn't want her to see the kind of press up it was performing, she thought I had slept so she kept quiet. After few minutes I did as if I jarupaing Lol. pardon me sleep walking or unconcious turning anyhow (you should have understood) I put one of my hands across, lo and behold it rested on her bossoms I was thinking she would throw away my hand but she didn't, that was why I drew her closer and we started kissing, pressing and the likes but whenever I wanted to go down low she would say stop and I would sluggishly take my hand off her, after 4-5 days I could not control the urge, I said to myself tonight I must enter this girl, when night came we started as usual when I was about going down she said stop I did as if I didn't hear, I was trying to unclothe her, she was still saying stop but I turned deaf ears when I was about to remove her undies she started crying profusely I was like what the hell! Did I beat you? She did say a word other than crying after few seconds she said ''it's because I'm staying here'' my blood that was flowing for 140km/min just slowed down and I left her on the matress and slept off. The following day she did not leave and this sexual urge was unresistable. Nairalanders am I taking advantage of her? or was she trying to form? If I asked her to leave she has no place to go what can I do?

SMH...question for the gods.Am sure you know where Google is....heeedota
I accommodated a girl for close to a month without a single thought of knowing her carnally....I made her speak with my fiancee and guess what, when she left she said she has never met a man like me. As for you, I reccomend you see a pschychiatrist.... You're a rapist in the making angry

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Politics › Re: APC Replies Ekweremadu, Says Boko Haram Curtailed By Buhari by koife(op): 8:15pm On Jul 10, 2015

Bashirfuntua:
Where's the news

Follow the link

Politics › Re: APC Replies Ekweremadu, Says Boko Haram Curtailed By Buhari by koife(op): 7:47pm On Jul 10, 2015

rozayx5:

u dey mind the DKN gang

Don't get your drift sir!

Politics › APC Replies Ekweremadu, Says Boko Haram Curtailed By Buhari by koife(op): 7:22pm On Jul 10, 2015*

True or false?
The All Progressives Congress, APC, has said what Deputy Senate President Ike Ekweremadu interpreted as the worsening cases of Boko Haram attacks under the current Administration are actually the desperate pangs of a dying monster.
In a statement issued in Lagos on Friday by its National Publicity Secretary, Lai Mohammed, the party said if Mr. Ekweremadu had leveraged his high office to get the necessary information from those involved in the Boko Haram fight, especially the Nigerian military, he would not have made the kind of partisan and incautious comments attributed to him – and which he has not denied.
It said the truth of the matter is that Boko Haram, having been uprooted from its hideouts and put on the run, has become very desperate, hence it is now using its last arsenal to inflict as much damage as it can before it is annihilated, which is just a matter of time.
”Lone wolf suicide bombings and the choice of soft targets by retreating gunmen are now the order of the day, as against the terrorists’ previous coordinated actions of seizing and holding territories,” APC said.
The party said contrary to what Senator Ekweremadu said, the terrorists have been weakened by the more methodical and focused approach of the present Administration to the anti-terror fight, which includes the tightening of security at border locations that has made it difficult for the terrorists to manoeuvre. This approach is a far cry from the previous haphazard activities, the APC said.
It said the necessary structures for the effective coordination of the battle against the terrorists have been put in place both within and outside the country, thanks to the regional rallying efforts of the Buhari Administration.
”Now, due to the government’s broad consultations, vital international input and support have become more real and are adding value to the counter-terrorism campaign. With the Nigeria-led Multi-National Joint Task Force due to be deployed by month’s end, it is a matter of time for Boko Haram to be defeated. This monster cannot and will not survive.
”Against this background of a more purposeful and coordinated approach to the Boko Haram battle, Nigerians are assured that the senseless killings and maiming that have characterized one of the most brutal terrorist campaigns ever will soon be over. Nigerians, not least those who should know better, should therefore refrain from making comments that can only serve to create panic rather than alleviate the situation,” APC said
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/186450-apc-replies-ekweremadu-says-boko-haram-curtailed-by-buhari.html

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Arik Air Currently Recruiting by koife(m): 6:08pm On Jul 10, 2015

Johnbosco77:
I must apply IJN. We must make it in Jesus name. say amen.

Amen

Politics › Re: Dasuki: Buhari Never Ordered Dismantling Of Military Checkpoints by koife(m): 5:20pm On Jul 10, 2015

Onces upon a time there was a certain commentator going by the name "introvert"..she was so on time with every thread on naira land that people believed if she gets that timely with things concerning God, she would print her name first in the book of life cheesy

Politics › Re: UPDATED: Death Toll From Zaria Attack Hits 25 by koife(m): 5:15pm On Jul 07, 2015

Keneking:

If Goodluck Jonathan, PhD had handled this matter well, all these lives would not have perished
He spent the last six years doing nothing to reduce this loss of human lives

Nonsense...what a loss to the country

Beware Fvcktards n freak shows loitering around!
Aren't u aware that your northern oligarch and elders arm twisted Gej in the war? They used amnesty international, buhari and co to have him jettison frontal attack? Or have you forgotten an attack on BH is an attack on north and your blood sucking demons trying to sue ihejirika to ICC all in bid to reduce JTF activity. This in turn emboldened the boys and gave them impetus to unleash mayhem, making GEj look weak and clueless.....it was a grand plan so they can use it to score political point against Gej. Next time you want to argue about letting BH fester..n the rest of your gibberish, run back to this thread and pick up some facts. Until you guys purge yourself of this undue hypocrisy (e.g abacha wasn't corrupt-Buhari).The entire north will know no peace. angry

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Bw
How could we have fallen for this, I mean a man who was sturborn to attend C in C job interview with Nigerians, a man who made it clear on CNN when asked if he will hit book aram hard few days after his victory, he said ' hit with what?'..did we not see his sturborness. A man that up till date refused to provide Nigerians with his certificate...how else do you want him to perform miracle.
We are watching

Politics › Opinion About The Release Of Book Haram Suspects by koife(op): 7:13am On Jul 07, 2015

....and the foot soldiers are released on a mission.
Mission: prison break
Objective:release your brothers
Location: South East
Threat on mission: Military road block....#querry....removed..all clear!
Scope: Vehicular journey...North - south east
Proceed with IEDs
Bomb every known southeastern settlement causing mayhem.
Counter measure: Military deploy men of the arm force....declare region unsafe.....impose state of emergency....cripple the economy of the region.....
Mission accomplished: sharia finaly in southern soil

Politics › Re: Faces Of Suspected Boko Haram Prisoners Released Today by koife(m): 7:10am On Jul 07, 2015

And the foot soldiers are released on a mission.
Mission: prison break
Objective:release your brothers
Location: South East
Threat on mission: Military road block....#querry....removed..all clear
Scope: Vehicular journey...North - south east
Proceed with IEDs
Bomb every known southeastern settlement causing mayhem.
Counter measure: Military deploy men of the arm force....declare region unsafe.....impose state of emergency....cripple the economy of the region.....
Mission accomplished: sharia finaly in southern soil

Politics › Re: Police Use Live Bullets To Disperse Protesting Youths In Kaduna. (photos) by koife(m): 11:30am On Jul 06, 2015

Pathetic...am sure the devil will have to wonder where on earth humans from the northern part Learn the art of cruelty to over throw him in cruelty ranking grin

Politics › Re: Multiple Blast Rocks Jos by koife(m): 10:16pm On Jul 05, 2015*

realGURU:
Gej, CAN why Nah, if you want to revenge yobe church blast, go face bh, bokoharam are not muslims, leave muslim alone pls

Are you for real.....are you usually this dumb or you're test running your pschychedelic tendencies? angry

You may as well go test it in a rehab ward tongue

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Politics › Re: Keep Praying For Buhari – Jonathan by koife(m): 8:27pm On Jul 05, 2015

The most peaceful human being I have ever met.
By their words and actions, you shall know them.
#Gejmyhero

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Politics › Re: 650 People Have Died Since Buhari Took Over - AFP by koife(m): 4:54pm On Jul 05, 2015

49cents:
YOU ARE A PO;ITICA; TODD;ER.....GO AND WEAR YOUR PAMPERS LETS U SOIL THIS FORUM WITH WITH POO

HOW MANY NORTHERN POLITICIANS WERE CAUGHT WITH BOKO HARAM MEMBERS INCLUDING A NIGERIAN SENATOR?

DID BUHARI EVER CONDEMN BOKO HARAM BEFORE HE STOLE THE PRESIDENCY? RATHER HE DECLARED THAT A WAR AGAINST BOKO HARAM WAS A A WAR AGAINST THE NORTH!!!!!

THE ONLY THING THE NORTHERN LEADERS SAID THAT BOKO HARAM SHOULD BE OFFERED AMNESTY AND GEJ WAS LIKE HOW CAN WE DUSCUSS WITH FACELESS PEOPLE?

BOKO HARAM WERE A WILLING TOOL NEEDING FINANCING; THEY SAW SPONSORS IN NORTHERN POLITICIANS WHO WANTED TO MAKE NIGERIA UNGOVERNABLE FOR GEJ;

BOKO HARAM ACCEPTED THEIR HELP WHILE SECRETLY FURTHERING THEIR EVIL CAUSE; THEN IT WAS ONLY AGAINST CHRISTAINS AND BUHARI WAS SILENT INCLUDING THE NORTH AS WELL;

BOKO HARAM DEVELOPED A MIND OF ITS OWN WHEN THEY TURNED TO THE MOSQUES AND THAT WAS WHEN BUHARI BECAME TERRIFIED;

THE NORTHERN SPONSERS HAVE WITHDRAWN THEIR SUPPORT BUT OBVIOUSLY THE EVIL TERROR GRUOP HAVE BIGGER APOLITICAL SPONSORS NOW

THIS MY TODDLER IS THE TRUE PICTURE OF WHAT HAPPENED.............I DONT EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND IT AFTERALL U ARE A BABY AT THE BWEST

Spot on sir

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Politics › Re: 650 People Have Died Since Buhari Took Over - AFP by koife(m): 4:36pm On Jul 05, 2015*

philips70:
Cretinous bastard, answer my question. In case you missed it, WHO IS MAKING THE COUNTRY UNGOVERNABLE FOR BUHARI NOW??

Answer:
The monster your warlords created.
The monster your religion created
The monster your imams abated
The monster shettima trained
The monster buhari openly showed pity for
The monster who burnt churches in their early days while you maggots watch silently
......too bad the virus has eaten deep and from my point of view the vaccine to curb its spread can't be found in buharris lab....its grown out of their control. They are the ones who are getting addicted to manniac killings!
D!ckhead/scumbag angry

For short....the monster he abated, groomed, nurtured...dong grow pass am...COPY?!...heedioota!
Karma is indeed a B!TCH!

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Politics › Re: 650 People Have Died Since Buhari Took Over - AFP by koife(m): 4:17pm On Jul 05, 2015

philips70:
Just here to read comments of the usual hypocrites who from forum to forum said BH was established to make GEJ's government ungovernable for him. For years they said Buhari is the sponsor of BH and with stories of using BH to perpetuate their born to rule bla bla bla.

The big question is who is making the country ungovernable for Buhari a northerner now?? Many of you led GEJ astray with this assertion and he allowed BH to grow from strength to strength believing it is not his concern. Out of frustration he voiced your opinions out many times and this opinion affected his dealing with BH.

You guys have no right to ask Buhari what he is doing about BH, after all you all said he is their sponsor. Let him tackle them however way he wants to.

HYPOCRITES!

Fvcktards n freak shows loitering around
Aren't u aware that your northern oligarch and elders arm twisted Gej in the war? They used amnesty international, buhari and co to have him jettison frontal attack? Or have you forgotten an attack on BH is an attack on north and your blood sucking demons trying to sue ihejirika to ICC all in bid to reduce JTF activity. This in turn emboldened the boys and gave them impetus to unleash mayhem, making GEj look weak and clueless.....it was a grand plan so they can use it to score political point against Gej. Next time you want to argue about letting BH fester..n the rest of your gibberish, run back to this thread and pick up some facts. Until you guys purge yourself of this undue hypocrisy (e.g abacha wasn't corrupt-Buhari).The entire north will know no peace. angry

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Politics › Re: 650 People Have Died Since Buhari Took Over - AFP by koife(m): 4:13pm On Jul 05, 2015

mars123:
Well,we all know the president that let boko haram get to this level.

You must be a demented freak show...aren't u aware that your northern oligarch and elders arm twisted Gej in the war? They used amnesty international, buhari and co to have him jettison frontal attack? Or have you forgotten an attack on BH is an attack on north and your blood sucking demons trying to sue ihejirika to ICC all in bid to reduce JTF activity. This in turn emboldened the boys and gave them impetus to unleash mayhem, making GEj look weak and clueless.....it was a grand plan so they can use it to score political point against Gej. Next time you want to argue about letting BH fester..n the rest of your gibberish, run back to this thread and pick up some facts. Until you guys purge yourself of this undue hypocrisy (e.g abacha wasn't corrupt-Buhari) The entire north will know no peace. angry

We are watching

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills Council Chairman, 53 Others In Borno by koife(m): 9:46pm On Jul 04, 2015

dayo23:
I regret supporting these old malam

ega subtract my vote oooooooooo

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Car Talk › Re: Photos Of Specially Made Armored Patrol Vehicles Proudly Crafted In Nigeria by koife(m): 9:26pm On Jul 04, 2015

Masculity:
wow tanks for educating me. But it was commission during there time nah.

Talk about commission....SMH....who commission what? You mean PMB commissions a private coy work or the picture you're seeing is a commissioning ceremony? I say again, away from that computer....and get on with your home work kid cry

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You may ask your school for excursion trip to Sheraton abuja.

Car Talk › Re: Photos Of Specially Made Armored Patrol Vehicles Proudly Crafted In Nigeria by koife(m): 9:18pm On Jul 04, 2015

Masculity:
Kudos to Buhari and Osibanjo very good achievement. This is just the beginning.

Bro wakeup.....PMB/Osinbade has no hand here....I am very close to DICON, the machine you're seeing has been in the system as far back as 2013....its made by a private security coy going by name Pro force. If you've ever been to Sheraton in abj you will agree with me that it has been there for years now on showcase stands.
I suspect you're a kid behind that computer, coz if you knew beta u wouldn't have written this kind of sorry writeup angry

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Politics › Re: Buhari Sacks His CSO, Appoints Usman As Replacement- Theeagleonline.com by koife(m): 6:55pm On Jul 04, 2015

....I saw it coming...he countered PMB ADC order on SSS in Aso villa. This man isn't smiling with anybody that stands on his path oooo. Oya make una give me back my vote, Jega subtract my vote ooooooooooo cry

...and keep the balance (change)

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Massive Recruitment At Action Against Hunger (ACF)-49 Positions by koife(m): 2:18pm On Jul 04, 2015

Stevecyes:
I want a good soulmate... a lady of character... interested call me or whassap me on 08060859873. cheers

Soulmate na creame Ooo, you may buy one at any cosmetic shop nationwide.
If u no fit see that one,I reccomend apple......see sample below
Goodluck grin

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kill 29 Villagers. Burn 200 Homes In Borno by koife(m): 7:04am On Jul 04, 2015

UniqueGem:
LOL!!! Not even in one day but in one night. APC as a party should apologise to GEJ as an individual. They insulted that man too much.

of even one night.....few hours!

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Jokes Etc › Re: When The Pastor Is Confused When Joining Gays In Marriage by koife(op): 7:34am On Jul 03, 2015

notrespazz:
This is my take on this..... What if your family member is homo?
http://notrespazz.tv/blog.php/what-if-your-family-member-is-homosexual/

Y not your own family member?

Jokes Etc › Re: When The Pastor Is Confused When Joining Gays In Marriage by koife(op): 6:43am On Jul 02, 2015

Kinda funny, some dude here don't get the drift! grin

Politics › Re: FFK Celebrates Court Victory With Friends (see Photos) by koife(m): 5:46pm On Jul 01, 2015

The man with 7 lifes

Jokes Etc › Re: When The Pastor Is Confused When Joining Gays In Marriage by koife(op): 12:41pm On Jul 01, 2015

Look....nope....do u want him say 'I now pronounce you man and man?'

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