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queeneve:
For real Koyoke,

It was a mistake, it was a mis-post

But YESSSSA LAWDIE, YESSSSSA LAWDIE!!!

One would think a never-ending orga$m actually caused the 'mistake' 

^^^^

silly and childish reasoning where matters of the heart is concerned.

like I did not already know

sugar pp:
damn the wrong guy loves me!

Sorry for your luck.

He's your husband. Forgive him.

A major reason you said 'Yes' to him was because you decided you could overlook some b.s from him.

Ifedisky:
If a girl is TOO comfortable with me I'll take off!!!

you got issues

madlady:

To be honest the only number I would really be interested in is his home number. If he doesn't give me a landline number for any reason then I'm not even going on the date,I hate wasting anyones time.

I have a landline but I dont even know the number. It is for tele-marketers to call and for relative when they come visiting.

Most of us here live on our cellphones

I only like to talk on the phone when I'm driving anyway (although I know it aint right). So if I call her and she aint picking up, I know she's busy and I move on to the next missed call.

Sebi we go meet for house?

But it's always good to pick up calls though . . you never know.

My wife once called me at work and I struggled to pick up the phone cos I did not want any distraction. She had a flat tire right in the middle of the road and all she needed was the number for AAA.

Imagine if i'd not picked up the call.

Oh, another thing.

Chewing gum on the first date is a no-no for me.

^^^

Really dont care. Cos I do it all the time when it's just us. We have fun with it.

I just cant stand my wife speaking pidgin in my presense or when my friends are around.

queeneve:
Koyoke,

Do you get mad when your girl don't answer her phone?

Wife.

Nope. I dont.

I only get pissed when she accuses me of not calling when as a matter of fact, I called but the stuff is in her bag and she forgot she had a phone.

My mom does it too.

^^^ it's not like the text msg is gonna do the trick but some of you females actually forget your phones in those big bags!!

my mom never picks up her phone but she bugs me about not calling her  

queeneve:
One guy told me he broke up with his girlfriend because she farted,

We all fart in the house like no man's business (whenever were alone of course).

And my son goes: 'daddy, you poopoo!'

You should see the way he spouts his mouth when he says that . . . .

@ post.

what did you do to her? She's obviously mad at you for something.


A wife  (my cousin) once told her husband the kids were not his . . just to spite him after he cheated.

The guy nearly threw her out of the highrise building

Odunnu:
But you do the rest abi?

with ease.

It is very easy to be in love with a truly good woman can also cook it up both in the kitchen and in bed.

Yup, that's what I got  

does my wife love me

^^^ How can you be sure he gave you all of them?

I dont ALWAYS try to impress my wife as you stated in your 'book of law'.

And I love her! So what?

Next --->

She wants to use you for juju!

I was used for that kinda juju a few years ago and here I am, happy with a wonderful family.

Dont speak pidgin to me on our first date

Anambra: The Brain Box Of Nigeria and kidnapping too?

OAM4J:
Good dream! But why do you want Ekiti to be like Lagos? Am from Lagos, and i wish something can be done to restore some sanity to my state.

The best time i love to be in Lagos is the week between Xmas and New year, when about 70% of Lagos population would have left.

Anyone who claims to be from Lagos is a slave or its descendant  

If you want fight, come and meet me on top of oke-agbona and let me send bees to deal with you.

Ekiti for life!  

jennykadry:
you peeps watch too many nollywood movies

Sorry to burst you bubble. My post is not about a nollywood movie. This guy is my friend - we were in school together and I talk to him regularly.

So yea, stuff like that used to happen back in the days . . not sure about now.

Now noone wants to be associated with poverty . .not even the pauper himself talk less of a pastor.

goldmond:
NOTE: I have a girl friend, am looking for a wife.

If your current girlfriend does not meet your needs for a wife, you need to dump her and move on.

It is hard to find a 'wife' when you are in a relationship. . . cos the wife material wil run once she sees the girlfriend.

That is called two-timing.

are you related

My uncle is married to his distant cousin.

He will lose her to another man.

She will wake up from her slumber . . .get an annulment and go find her another man after making sure she has not been infected.

She will have any other man tested for HIV. Sad but that's the reality

I know an old school mate who's fiancee's parents sponsored the enire wedding at the time because no one on his side could afford it. The bride's parents even paid for the guy's wedding suit, paid for his parents clothing and sent buses to go bring the guys parents n family from the village.

I'm sure everyone around crucified these bride's parents for turning against the norm and giving thier child off to a pauper.

The guy later won an elf scholarship while he was doing his masters (which the in-laws paid for) and is now a director with an oil producing firm in south america (all expenses paid for his extended family to come visit twice a year) and his in-laws are surely reaping the fruits of their labour.

what if they had refused to let him marry their daughter back then because they were trying to be 'normal' as you guys have put it?

Maybe he was not fit to be called a 'man' back then but he surely had the potential which the in-laws saw and he is the MAN right now.

The problem is that a lot of ladies in naija right now are not just ready to go thru that process of living of starting and building life with a growing man.

Ujujoan:
Marriage is a big responsibility and if a man can't do his wedding without the help of his wife then how is he going to take charge of the family

OH!

So in this case, it is now OK for a man to be in charge of the family

Some of you nairaland women are confused. You scream equality but then you also want to be the weaker sex when it pays you.

Kidnapper alert!!

toba:
thats incorrect. I know many virgins that knows about sex well, having watched adult movies&learnt from non virgin friends. Most virgins might not have had insertion of manliness, but would have experienced very hot romance&bj

Who let you on this thread or forum . . Isnt it past your bed-time

Make sure you brush your teeth before you go to bed.

^^^

Kokoye is the name yorubas in the south gave to mexicans.

. . I got no mexican blood . . .just use the kokoye handle on NL.