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Buy before you fly!   

I remember my cousin who'd just transferred from a school in Geneva to FGGC Akure. My mom spent extra time on her since she was an 'oyinbo' girl going to a girls' boarding school in akure. She went to the school with more than enough stuff.

- She came back after 2 months with the same underwear she had been wearing for almost three weeks - said she never tooks them off cos the rest were stolen so she did not want the last underwear to suffer the same fate.

- Also came back looking for snakes to kill - said she'd gotten used to having snakes crawl up on her at night . . .or one sharing the pillow with her.

- She must struggle with yam slices. She'd been used to hammering away on the almost uncoooked slices in school before she could get a bite.

Her 'oyinbo' butter melted in less than 2 months.

btw. I never lived in ekiti. I just loved the way my dad and her people talked and have observed all along.

I love it!

Ileke-IdI:
Translate this to ekiti----> igba wo ni e fe wa gbe mi. Se ko ni pe?

'Buoda mi, ka bi e wa . .mo ti j'oko si b'eee la taaro.

Ugba wo le ma de beee?'

Ileke-IdI:
Translate this to ekiti----> igba wo ni e fe wa gbe mi. Se ko ni pe?

Hang on . . . calling my dad for this one

While we wait, next !

OK. I'm here now,

so what??

what of all the nations with lesser medals?

these athletes play their hearts out for almost nothing and you are here spewing smuc!

OK. I'm joing this thread. . .

First of all, pounded yam with egusi soup and bush meat must be on your daily menu . . plantain may be added while pounding.



So, what phrase would you like translated?

unclebros:
You all need to see the attitude of these instrumentalists brethren, for most of them, they dont bother about where they worship , they only bother on the pay.
Most of them hop from one church to another, not properly discipled as a Christian. When you chat with them, For those of you that kept referring to them as the Levites, you discovered they dont have ministry on their mind. All they know is pay me now or i get out of your church.

Now i blame the pastors that started this movement. The money has lured these guys from the rudiments of the ministry and the Word!

How many times do you want to be told that playing instruments is their source of livelihood? If you do not pay them, how are they going to survive??

If you want them at your beck n call 24hours a day, yes you should pay them.

Why are you comparing them to ushers who have other regular jobs?

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So . . why does your title say he is in prison

And some stupid teachers will tell you to sit with only one half of your butt-cheek thoughout the day.

How annoying is that?

spikedcylinder:
Nawa o. So he stripped unclothed and stood there while you counted his pubic hair?

No.

He sat down and asked me to kneel in front of him and count . . .right in the presence of his mates and friends (they all stood there and laughed).

I did nothing but started crying seriously . . serious wailing o.

I guess they all couldnt stand it so they begged him to let me go.

Guess what? I did nothing wrong. He just picked on me for nothing. Of course I went to get a school father rightaway.

Still freaked out just thinking about it. And I never saw him after school . .wonder what happened to him.

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Are naija boarding schools still like that? Hopefully there's been a change.

spikedcylinder:
Was it a boys only school?

Yup.

It was in my first year so of course I started crying 

The i.diot  let me go when he couldnt bear my wailings and his mates started bugging him

^^^ 100naira to open a free yahoo / hotmail address?

Na wah o. You be thief.

And then we blame the politicians for stealing.

Why did you not educate him on the need to get his own domain / website? that way you wouldve have been decent and made more money instead of selling free yahoo yahoo.

All of us na army robber 

See how quick he was to pass the blame on to the devil!

Na wah . . devil don suffer tru tru

If people now lie against the devil . . who will the devil blame ??

I remember some guy's bunk was moved from the room into the middle of an open field with him fast asleep. Imagine his craze when he woke up to a full view of the sky.

Have you ever been told to count and record the number of pubic hair stands on a senior?

Yup, that's what I went thru

MOBO444:
@ Poster please elaborate on the issue.

MOBO444 of course wants to know if you are a black female before he goes on his wild rant.

Na wah for you guys o!!

How una take see the 'RENT' sign inside the car??

I had to really strain my eyes before I could make out the word.

CIA . . . SSS . . FBI . . .KBG in da house

^^^

Na wah o.

Is that your car . . and your handbag?

Yup, the ideal Facebook picture     

Omolola1:
She is just telling you all this so you would know she has got lots of admirers, and to step up your game

It is peer pressures like this that make some people go into 4-1-9 and other fraudulent activities.

naija4life:
If am a girl and the offer includes, college funding and getting a good job and paying me monthly salary of 2000USD, then i'll take the offer.

C'mon,

$2000 monthly salary. . . that is enough to let go of 'true' love . . .seriously  

^^^

Her profile picture is fake! 

steroid:
@ OP

Anyone criticizing FB based on it being fake, must be having serious

LOW-SELF ESTEEM.

Probably, your invites have been ignored on several occasions.

Pls work on your self.

GBAM GBAM GBAM GBAM GBAM GBAM GBAM
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jay bee:
GBAM

makajibbz:
GBAM

GBAM

Akuviv:
@Poster Please practice what you preach. Is that really you in your profile picture? Fake indeed!

Gbam!

Please close this thread.

The OP is obviously ugly and beefing everyone else. Facebook is global and she's singling out Nigerians because some profiles have shown her how terrible her own life is. Be happy for others so your life will be better too.

If you cant stand seeing other people happy (fake or not), move on and proceed with what makes you happy. But dont run down other people. Not by force.

And then she goes on to use a fake profile picture!!  

Ugly and fake.

tpsolomons:
Very true it is on her Wikipedia page already

Not saying this is not true but please dont believe EVERYTHING on Wikipedia.

The site is loaded with all sorts of almost unverfified articles from the likes of you and me . . .and Damola Osayemi.

@ post.

what exactly are you trying to get out of this thread??

spy working for the you-know-who maybe

She is prettier than Rihanna.

I wonder why it is the women who are fighting over pretty women. Cant you live that for us guys . .must you have everything??

The fact that they have a preference does not mean they are intimidated.

How 'people' use that word!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/commonwealth_games/delhi_2010/9070902.stm


". . . . .Australia's Sally Pearson won the women's 100m but was disqualified after a protest over her false start. The complaint was made by the England team which resulted in Katherine Endacott of Plymouth promoted from fourth to bronze position. Nigeria's Osayemi Oludamola was declared the gold medal winner, while St Vincent and the Grenadines athlete Natasha Mayers took silver after the Australia team failed with their counter-appeal. Pearson in tears over 100m disqualification. "I was told I was in the clear," said a tearful Pearson, who will compete in her favoured event, the 100m hurdles, in two days. . . . "

No. what do you think of your thread?