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^^^ lol that is physical abuse . .straight up. would we be laughing if he'd taken revenge? |
^^^ How can you prove those kids are the only ones with such names . . remember it is Naija o. They will produce birth certificate and ID in no time. . . gbeyo! ![]() |
^^^ What do you do . . you get money? How do you look . . OK? Do you have a car? Is there anything about you that girls can be proud of? If the answers to all these questions are No, then sorry. You may need to downgrade o. . . there are girls at every level. Even bus conductor dey nyash woman everyday. Sorry, but that is the reality |
^^^ You're welcome ojare. No shame in talking about my childhood days . . it's all fun. You don toast girl come run away? yup, I've done that too. Na she sef go dey find you all over the place. when you see her, you get 'occupied'. Let her know you are avoiding her . . mess up her mind a li'l bit. all na sense. . . and guess what? it worked back then o. |
Go consult a lawyer. Nollywood ought to buy this script . .for real |
I remember the time I begged a close friend to toast a girl for me . . the useless boy toasted her for himself. He come tell me say the girl say she no like me. Useless boy ![]() Some other time, a girl walked up to me and said "my friend said you cant touch my br[i]ea[/i]st" Of course I ran away ![]() Good ol' days . . |
^^^ Sorry, but that is not how to show masculinity. You show your masculinity by showering love and respect on the woman who has loved you despite your weakness. |
yup. I dont have a girlfriend ![]() |
Arosa: kokoye: ![]() |
nairaland straight. |
Arosa:Only mature minds (male and female) can go that route The OP is likely still a boy . .chasing small girls who want to be toasted properly ![]() |
^^^ he's just afraid the girl would say No. it's happened to most guys at some point in time. doesnt necessarily mean you think you're ugly |
^^^ Na only you would know . . . |
See now o. The guy don tell you say he just wants to be your friend. . . you no gree. Now when katakata burst, you'll be crying that men are heartless; men are dogs . . blah blah blah. He may be a geek but still, he knows what he wants. . . and you are not it right now. get it? |
original diwowo dia shakara gives them 'confidence' |
hairy chest and big belly-button ![]() How can you even think of that? #freak |
All of you laughing at me for the love letter, na you sabi . . look at me now! ![]() After I send the love letter, na even the girls dey chase me sef. "dont you want an answer to your love letter?" My response - "put in a letter and give it to me" I'd collect the letter and run again ![]() na dem go dey chase me sef. I shy dat time no be small . . but it seemed to attract those girls. |
^^^ Thank you for re-marrying ojare. God bless you. |
Your spouse is really the only person that can keep you calm and sane. . .in such situations. Without such, pity. hell on earth. Ladies, please marry men with self-confidence and some measure of boldness and self-pride. A lot of us give in to family, peer and religous pressure too easily!! |
where's boko haram when you need them? |
Yes . . we rule!! |
Blackteeth:Honest truth: You lack confidence but put up a front. . . you're welcome |
you are not afraid of toasting girls . . .you are simply afraid of them turning you down. Expect the worst and hope for the best . . . I hope you dont ask your friends to toast for you o, cos na the same freinds go help you shag If worse come to worst, write love letter, give the girl and run away! I have done it before ![]() |
^^^ He's learnt the art of ignoring her and her ways. He's actually moved back to naija . .only visits every once in a while. Go figure. |
soapdish:I bet you the lady knew what she was doing. . .she just wanted the old woman to be miserable and feel some pain. Dont we see these things happen all the time? . . .check out my earlier of what some mothers do when they want to be mean ![]() |
Ujujoan:Yes way. I know these people personally. |
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