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RomanceRe: A Kick On Your Nuts. by kokoye(m): 9:20pm On Feb 23, 2012
^^^

lol


that is physical abuse . .straight up.

would we be laughing if he'd taken revenge?
FamilyRe: What Should She Do? by kokoye(m): 9:18pm On Feb 23, 2012
^^^

How can you prove those kids are the only ones with such names . . remember it is Naija o.

They will produce birth certificate and ID in no time. . . gbeyo! wink
RomanceRe: Am Always Afraid Of Toasting Girls by kokoye(m): 7:52pm On Feb 23, 2012
^^^

What do you do . . you get money?

How do you look . . OK?

Do you have a car?

Is there anything about you that girls can be proud of?

If the answers to all these questions are No, then sorry.

You may need to downgrade o. . . there are girls at every level.

Even bus conductor dey nyash woman everyday. Sorry, but that is the reality
RomanceRe: Am Always Afraid Of Toasting Girls by kokoye(m): 7:08pm On Feb 23, 2012
^^^

You're welcome ojare.

No shame in talking about my childhood days . . it's all fun.


You don toast girl come run away? yup, I've done that too.

Na she sef go dey find you all over the place.

when you see her, you get 'occupied'.

Let her know you are avoiding her . . mess up her mind a li'l bit.

all na sense. . . and guess what? it worked back then o.
FamilyRe: What Should She Do? by kokoye(m): 6:37pm On Feb 23, 2012
Go consult a lawyer.

Nollywood ought to buy this script . .for real
RomanceRe: Am Always Afraid Of Toasting Girls by kokoye(m): 6:11pm On Feb 23, 2012
I remember the time I begged a close friend to toast a girl for me . . the useless boy toasted her for himself.

He come tell me say the girl say she no like me.  Useless boy  grin

Some other time, a girl walked up to me and said "my friend said you cant touch my br[i]ea[/i]st"  Of course I ran away  cheesy

Good ol' days . .
FamilyRe: The Emotional Turmoil (Baby Envy) Of Some Women Struggling With Fertility! by kokoye(m): 9:38pm On Feb 22, 2012
^^^

Sorry, but that is not how to show masculinity.

You show your masculinity by showering love and respect on the woman who has loved you despite your weakness.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Has Asked Me To Choose Between Her And Nairaland! by kokoye(m): 7:19pm On Feb 22, 2012
yup.

I dont have a girlfriend grin
RomanceRe: Am Always Afraid Of Toasting Girls by kokoye(m): 7:08pm On Feb 22, 2012
Arosa:
Lol, then I guess your suggestion of running away after handing the girl your letter is the best after all.
kokoye:
After I send the love letter, na even the girls dey chase me sef.

"dont you want an answer to your love letter?"

My response - "put in a letter and give it to me"

I'd collect the letter and run again grin grin
wink
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Has Asked Me To Choose Between Her And Nairaland! by kokoye(m): 7:05pm On Feb 22, 2012
nairaland straight.
RomanceRe: Am Always Afraid Of Toasting Girls by kokoye(m): 6:21pm On Feb 22, 2012
Arosa:
Well if you look and smell good but afraid of her saying no, just don't toast the girl at first. Get to know her and the rest will follow. cool
Only mature minds (male and female) can go that route

The OP is likely still a boy . .chasing small girls who want to be toasted properly cheesy
RomanceRe: Am Always Afraid Of Toasting Girls by kokoye(m): 5:52pm On Feb 22, 2012
^^^

he's just afraid the girl would say No.

it's happened to most guys at some point in time. doesnt necessarily mean you think you're ugly
RomanceRe: B/w A Woman With Pot Belly And Ikebe Or The One With Big Navel And Hairy Chest by kokoye(m): 5:50pm On Feb 22, 2012
^^^

Na only you would know . . .
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With A Geek: But He Cant Seem To Understand by kokoye(m): 5:49pm On Feb 22, 2012
See now o.

The guy don tell you say he just wants to be your friend. . . you no gree.

Now when katakata burst, you'll be crying that men are heartless; men are dogs . . blah blah blah.

He may be a geek but still, he knows what he wants. . . and you are not it right now.

get it?
RomanceRe: Na Mostly Ugly Girls Dat Give U Problem And Heartache by kokoye(m): 5:44pm On Feb 22, 2012
original diwowo

dia shakara gives them 'confidence'
RomanceRe: B/w A Woman With Pot Belly And Ikebe Or The One With Big Navel And Hairy Chest by kokoye(m): 5:42pm On Feb 22, 2012
hairy chest and big belly-button  huh

How can you even think of that?

#freak
RomanceRe: Am Always Afraid Of Toasting Girls by kokoye(m): 5:06pm On Feb 22, 2012
All of you laughing at me for the love letter, na you sabi . . look at me now!  grin  grin

After I send the love letter, na even the girls dey chase me sef.

"dont you want an answer to your love letter?"

My response - "put in a letter and give it to me"

I'd collect the letter and run again  grin  grin

na dem go dey chase me sef.

I shy dat time no be small . . but it seemed to attract those girls.
FamilyRe: The Emotional Turmoil (Baby Envy) Of Some Women Struggling With Fertility! by kokoye(m): 5:02pm On Feb 22, 2012
^^^

Thank you for re-marrying ojare. God bless you.
FamilyRe: The Emotional Turmoil (Baby Envy) Of Some Women Struggling With Fertility! by kokoye(m): 4:59pm On Feb 22, 2012
Your spouse is really the only person that can keep you calm and sane. . .in such situations.

Without such, pity. hell on earth.

Ladies, please marry men with self-confidence and some measure of boldness and self-pride. A lot of us give in to family, peer and religous pressure too easily!!
RomanceRe: A Girl That Visited Me In My House Has Refused To Leave What Will I Do? by kokoye(m): 4:54pm On Feb 22, 2012
where's boko haram when you need them?
RomanceRe: True Facts About Virgins by kokoye(m): 4:53pm On Feb 22, 2012
Yes . . we rule!!
RomanceRe: What Would Ladies Think About Me? by kokoye(m): 4:49pm On Feb 22, 2012
Blackteeth:
So what kind of a person would you say I am?
Honest truth:

You lack confidence but put up a front.

. . you're welcome
RomanceRe: Am Always Afraid Of Toasting Girls by kokoye(m): 4:44pm On Feb 22, 2012
you are not afraid of toasting girls . . .you are simply afraid of them turning you down.

Expect the worst and hope for the best . . .

I hope you dont ask your friends to toast for you o, cos na the same freinds go help you shag

If worse come to worst, write love letter, give the girl and run away! I have done it before grin
FamilyRe: The Emotional Turmoil (Baby Envy) Of Some Women Struggling With Fertility! by kokoye(m): 4:05pm On Feb 22, 2012
^^^

He's learnt the art of ignoring her and her ways. He's actually moved back to naija . .only visits every once in a while.

Go figure.
FamilyRe: The Emotional Turmoil (Baby Envy) Of Some Women Struggling With Fertility! by kokoye(m): 3:48pm On Feb 22, 2012
soapdish:
@kokoye, that's taking it to the extreme. Most people fail to understand that children are gifts from God Απϑ‎​ being blessed with them has nothing to do with our righteousness or something, just God showing mercy. Women should learn not to brag about howw easy it is for them to conceive.
I bet you the lady knew what she was doing. . .she just wanted the old woman to be miserable and feel some pain.

Dont we see these things happen all the time? . . .check out my earlier of what some mothers do when they want to be mean sad
FamilyRe: The Emotional Turmoil (Baby Envy) Of Some Women Struggling With Fertility! by kokoye(m): 3:45pm On Feb 22, 2012
Ujujoan:
shocked shocked shocked

No way!
Yes way.

I know these people personally.

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