Sundaypaul12345:
Best news, what a time to be alive as a Newcastle fan

This one sef don port go Newcastle sharply no time and if we go check am well now you go see say na arsenal fans him be

Them don dey go one by one.

Gold diggers everywhere


Omo as a guy man wey get orientation we no suppose loose guard at all at all cos this hoe ain’t loyal. Any small opportunity dem don run you street. Only the wise can decode..!

hannysur8:
Jagaban 2023, the time is now

All because of sachet of semo, Ankara, one thousand naira and printed polo make you won suffer again. The one wey ena put now we still dey suffer am.. ena still won put another one abi..? Na thunder go fire you long throat. Just imagine the kinda people I’m sharing a country with... Wetin show say this person get sense now for Christ sake.

Swaga for person wey dey use walking stick.., this one sef shock my grandpapa wey don die.

Amadioha oya ohhh your attention is needed come and do your work.. goat sef get sense pass some people for this Nigeria

Fans wey e be say some of them sef never fit chop belle full..

Seen
Next please

miremoses:
breed:rott
age:7 mnths
sex:female
height:21inch
weigh:32kg

Nice..

Ped or non ped..?

TrincoMarley:
Really. As much as I agree with you to an extent, it's not as bad as this.

Before Social Media, how were we communicating? How were we securing ourselves?
This goes to show how much we have wrapped our existence around social media and how we need to reprogram our lives to actually LIVE out of SM.
Take am easy abeg.

Them they tell you now you dey form where were this where were that abi..?

Finish all the where were.., we where were.., where was were.., we were where and them kidnap you na that time you go know so we where were we are..!

Some people and common sense.

No worry na dem no dey tell person..!

This your gf go strong die, imagine collecting two big blokos for this kinda buhari led government’s..

Hmmm.

This one shock me ohhh

Gsd and rabbit mix.

Imagine talk..


Na npower born you

12 what..?


Seems my eyes are heavy..!

Please somebody should wake me up

Chijeep:
Oga you see what I was telling you,
These people are millionaires already they just dey take #90m catch cruise. But all our Yetundes' and Jumokes' wey dey die for them no get Kobe 4 der akant

Shishi dem no get..


Set awon urgent 2k

Tawis06:
Die your die now

Me abi you..

Seen.


Next please

Enjoy your stay

Ever8090:
This people will always have one nonsense thing to say..who measured the distance to note that it is exactly an inch and half..I know before opening the trend that they will definitely mention "billion years" and they did not disappoint at usual...

Wetin concern me, with my 100 naira, I just win 75,000 naira on bet9ja I needed the money so bad and God did it for me..I am greatly happy

Enjoy your money boss you need am oohh.

Any game today pass your gee cos wetin man eye don see for this bet9ja hand no be small.

Thanks in anticipation

Mr poster just tell us you need advice on how to ruin your home and I’ll willingly help you..

Wait ko waiter color ni.

Hiss

Ok seen.

Next please

Nigeria police and lies.

Tell us how much ransom was paid joor..


Na ena dem go fit deceive not me walai.

Welcome to the club OBO.

I’m still enjoying mine.

Patek Phillip
Hublot Geneve

Anytime.. Anyday

Better thing na money kill am

Just imagine.

Bunch of criminals..

Me i want to marry a princess ohhh oga explorers help a brother

What da Bleep is this..?


Olosho don drop quote

Community kpekus don drop quote

Op no vex make i laugh your stupidity small
The girl been think say you be real guy man but you fall her hand big time.. as a real guy man you suppose bond well with that Banny, bang the hell out of that fucking kpekus and the banny go believe you die but as a simp wey you be you fall her hand.. you dey form mr nice guy abi..?

Kpekus you no bang.. your time plus your money all gone and you expect us to clap for you abi..?

If you know wetin good for you now just get out from here now before thunder go fire your stupidity.. EWU CHINA

CCTV and no fucking body to watch over it...

Nonsense and ingredients.


Abegii..

longetivity:
I also wish to visit my father's rented house when I was a child but dem don sale am, the place don become hotel now

And na ndokwa buy am..

Olosholism and hookup


Example bobirisky

YouAreUseless:
Thunder fire you

Why...?

What for..?

Are you okay sir..?

Please kindly check the next psychiatric hospital close to you.

Thanks

Mystery9:

Did you read it :

Don’t be surprise cos some people don’t know how to read..!

May the soul of the faithful departed Rest In Peace.. Amen

raindroup:
Boys doing local now Christmas dey come man need to buy clothes

Local on da beat..

Bravos