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Romance / Re: She Said "Yes" Yesterday But Demanding 60k Today. by Kolaboluv7(m): 12:33am On Jul 13, 2021
24brains:
No woman, no cry. A girl that barely said yes to me yesterday is demanding 60k from me for wardrobe allowance.

Giving her the money is not the issue. but i fear a relationship built on such ground will collapse in no time.

What happens when hair and feeding allowances enters? i sometime wonder if having a girlfriend is worth it because almost all of them have multiple boyfriends whom they cash out from. i see no difference between them and olosho. petronizing olosho gives much rest of mind than a girl who is yet to be your wife.

Nairalanders, how do you people cope with girlfriends palava in this present state of Nigeria?


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Giving her the money is not the problem..! Na this one shock me pass..

If giving her the money is not the problem Wetin come make you come dey disturb us na mr op..? Can you imagine

Op is just an example of to born thief better pass to born mumu.

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Nabs Gang Of Traffic Robbers In Act At Ojota by Kolaboluv7(m): 12:24am On Jul 13, 2021


Thief don see Sanwo Olu but me wey no fit thief ordinary meat for my mama pot no see Sanwo Olu..

Cash out cash out if you understand.

Lagos the land of wonder shall never end..!

Anyhow wey e be sha person wey born thief better pass person wey born mumu. Only the wise dem go understand.


Thank you

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Family / Re: Man Slumps & Dies After DNA Test Showed He Is Not His Son's Biological Father by Kolaboluv7(m): 4:44pm On Jul 12, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
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I don't blame these women, some men are just plain stupid. I have a mulatto friend whose son is as dark as coal.
His wife convinced him to believe the boy looks like her maternal aunt who's dark too.

I've told him to run a DNA test on the boy but the mumu man said there's no need that he's certain the child is his because they have the same sleeping posture and that just like him, the boy pours saliva on the pillow while sleeping.



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NwaAmaikpe...!


Just like tacha you no go kill person

My left rib grin grin grin
Health / Re: Fake NURTW Boss Infects His Wife, Stepdaughter, Other Women With HIV by Kolaboluv7(m): 2:31pm On Jul 08, 2021
BSsniffer:


It's also said that igbo women value drug dealing ritualists. You're a rettarded piece of shit. With all your going to school you amounted to nothing more than a failure who gets off spewing tribal jizz on a faceless forum......in real life you're a looser who gets tossed around.

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Mr man fem their.. he said the truth.

No worry your wife will be the next on the queue maybe na that time your eye go clear..

Something we see and witness everyday abi you blind.. come to idumota theirs an hotel very close to that pedestrian bridge and see the shock of your miserable life.!

No worry about who go pay for the beers.. I go tidy am but no faint when you see your wife there.

Nonsense and ingredient
NYSC / Re: Ishaku: NYSC Should Be 2 Years, Corpers Must Be Trained To Handle Guns by Kolaboluv7(m): 2:11pm On Jul 08, 2021
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Just imagine the kind country i share with some people..!



God why me..?
Why me..?

Romance / Re: If Your Partner Asks For The Car He/She Gave You, After Breakup by Kolaboluv7(m): 2:07pm On Jul 08, 2021
obembet:
Imagine your boyfriend/girlfriend buy you a car and 2 weeks later you guys break up and he want to collect the car back, will you give him?

shocked

This one shock me ohhh

Op if them born you well make you no give me. If you survive the coma wey i go send you go make you thank God..!

You go tell me if na your papa borrow me the money wey i take buy am for you.


Nonsense
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Unveil Photos Of Their New Bernabeu Stadium With Retractable Roof by Kolaboluv7(m): 7:58am On Jul 08, 2021
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And some people still dey borrow stadium for London..


Truly this life they say no balance at all...!

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: As A Female, What Skills Do I Need To Acquire Before Going Abroad? by Kolaboluv7(m): 2:30am On Jul 08, 2021
Activist001:
Industrial servicing.


Please don't ask me for more information. undecided


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I know hahahahaahahahah

Politics / Re: Governor Wike Lifts Over 2-Month-Old Curfew In Rivers State by Kolaboluv7(m): 1:04pm On Jul 07, 2021
hollywater:
The fear of Kanu.


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And unknown men gun , grin cool shocked cheesy grin
ungun known men grin grin grin
Men unknown gun grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Please Stop Flushing Condoms Through Toilet I Just Saw One In Lagos by Kolaboluv7(m): 11:20am On Jul 07, 2021
Ikwerelastborn:
please stop flushing condoms through the toilet ,it could block it ,after using a condom kindly roll it up and put in the waste bin.I just arrived at a hotel in lagos and saw a used condom inside the DC cistern .its wrong


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Wetin you find go the hotel..?

Ohhh weather for two.. no vex joor the thing been skip my mind..! grin shocked

Olosho’s everywhere

Crime / Re: Gunfight At Tin Can Between Hoodlums In Apapa, Lagos by Kolaboluv7(m): 4:30pm On Jul 03, 2021
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Nigeria police and fear

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Was Dragged Into The Court In Chains, His Face Was Covered - Witness by Kolaboluv7(m): 12:23pm On Jun 30, 2021
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Just like that..?


Some people right now.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me What Should I Do? by Kolaboluv7(m): 11:08am On Jun 30, 2021
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Beep her for the last time with enough buratashi for like an hour and dump her fucking ass..


No time to check time.

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Career / Re: How Do I Handle A Bossy Demoted Colleague by Kolaboluv7(m): 1:16pm On Jun 26, 2021
konfusedgee:
There is a guy in an organization of which I work for, he holds a higher position and as such he is the bossy type who love to feel like an important person,,

My organization needed to purchase some new cars and he was the one in charge of the planning and purchase, after the cars were bought it was discovered that he requested for kickbacks from the vendor,

he was almost sacked but instead was recently demoted to my office on the same position, Due to some key responsibilities I have in the office I'm in charge of some activities,,,
Here is the problem, he isolates himself,, still behaves like he's a superior, acts bossy and doesn't want to associate with other colleagues or in discharging his duties.

How do I handle such a person?? How do I approach the situation accordingly,,, make I clear the guy put am for him place or I should just be complacent? Guys help out

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Make you do wetin..?
You no get shame sef..? Work wey no be your papa work.

As a streetwise like me i cannot come and go and kill myself for work wey no be my papa work.

All this salaries earners ehnn if you know the kind hatred, envy and jealousy wey them get towards their self my brother to work self go they fear you.

You better park well and free the guy make him dey zuzu him zuzu dey go.


Peace...!

Thank you

The god’s has spoken
Celebrities / Re: Osas Ighodaro Is Just Too Hot In Bikini! Some Women Are Made So Perfect (Photos) by Kolaboluv7(m): 11:06am On Jun 19, 2021
Omihanifa:
the whole essence of these pictures is just to sell her market ( phussy)

As producers don forget about her she need to get back into limelight and the easiest way is to splash her semi-nude pictures in the public space so that she can trend and potential customers can start bidding

In some weeks to come now the next news about her will be (osas Ighodaro buys Lexus)

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My brother you too wise.com
Crime / Re: Grandma Uses Her 7-Year-Old Granddaughter As Sex Slave, Collects ₦1500 by Kolaboluv7(m): 11:31am On Jun 17, 2021
shocked

Pedophile everywhere..

What joy does one derive sleeping with an underage..?

Both the guy caught in the act and the grandmother are all sick and should be properly checked and admitted into a psychiatric hospital with immediate alacrity.

Nonsense..!

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Romance / Re: Married People: What Advice Do You Have For Singles? by Kolaboluv7(m): 12:55am On Jun 15, 2021
VlamesIffect:
The 2 people above me abeg let's pick a place & time.

E dun tey wey i see person collect blow for face....

I just wan watch fight.



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Badt guy..

How you take know wetin dey my mind.. as for me i hate too much talk and no action.

Venue abeg make we come watch how e take end.. mouth mouth all the time.

Unserious, confused and displaced priority set of zombies...

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Crime / Re: Corpse Dumped Under Oyo Bridge, Head, Private Part, Arms Legs Missing by Kolaboluv7(m): 8:54am On Jun 13, 2021
shocked

Hmmm
Politics / Re: Federal Secretariat, Asaba On Fire by Kolaboluv7(m): 10:56am On Jun 08, 2021
cool

They will blame it on ESN/IPOB.

Just sit and watch
Politics / Re: Twitter: We Are Working To Restore Access To Nigerians (Pix) by Kolaboluv7(m): 2:26pm On Jun 05, 2021
cheesy


I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it.

Buhari is a terrorist.!
Family / Re: Why Are Mothers So Loved By Their Children Than Their Fathers? by Kolaboluv7(m): 9:59am On Jun 05, 2021
mathskid:
For the over years now, despite all efforts put by fathers to train up their children, by attending to all their basic needs as fathers, after becoming successful in adulthood, children always tend to do great things for their mothers than that of their fathers. Even me is a victim as well, I want do great things for my mum but I remember my dad did all he could for me, make sure that I don't become a miscreant in the society by making sure I was discipline enough but still yet I love my mum more than him.
Why is it like that? Or is it written in the Bible to favour your mother than your father when you are fully mature?




Pls push to front page, let's know our mistakes as fathers in our children's life

cool
Oga respect yourself here..
you for start with your own by telling us why you love your mom pass your dad but you skip am dey find person wey go tell you his/her own abi..? Ok make i tell you my own abi while you keep your own to yourself abi with your family members and kindreds.

Too much sense no go kill you op. grin grin
Come force me na.., I dey my house.

Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Deactivates Her Twitter Account by Kolaboluv7(m): 5:00am On Jun 05, 2021
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Buhari is a terrorist

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For June 4 2021 In Nigeria by Kolaboluv7(m): 4:47am On Jun 05, 2021
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COVID 419 grin grin shocked

I pledge to zoogeria my cow-tree shocked grin
Politics / Re: Timipre Sylva Criticized For Landing At Bayelsa Airport He Claimed Never Exist by Kolaboluv7(m): 1:50pm On Jun 04, 2021
smiley
A dog must definitely go back to it’s vomit.

If you know, you know grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Emmanuel Friday Udofah Wanted For Raping A Minor In Calabar (Photo) by Kolaboluv7(m): 2:15pm On Jun 03, 2021
shocked

Sense is just far from some people..

A minor.
Politics / Re: Niger Places Complete Ban On Commercial Motorcycles In Minna by Kolaboluv7(m): 7:30am On Jun 03, 2021
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Nairaland / General / Re: Help Needed On Getting Rid Of Snakes by Kolaboluv7(m): 5:29pm On May 31, 2021
8 cool
See meat.

Lala can explain better..

Politics / Re: FCTA Speaks On Rumoured Boko Haram Attack In Abuja by Kolaboluv7(m): 3:26pm On May 31, 2021
shocked

Hopefully...
Because this cow-tree and lie be like kpekus and dickson.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brentford Gain Promotion Back To Premier League After 74 Years by Kolaboluv7(m): 9:42am On May 30, 2021
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Congratulations boiz.

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Sports / Re: Man City Vs Chelsea : All You Need To Know About The Champions League Finals by Kolaboluv7(m): 7:16am On May 29, 2021
Stanl3y:
Come on Chelsea!!

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Come do wetin..?

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Crime / Re: Soldier Beats Driver For Stopping For Children To Cross Road In Lagos by Kolaboluv7(m): 9:26am On May 28, 2021
triple996:
D story is not complete.
I know our soldiers can b unprofessional atimes bt how can a soldier jus beat u up like that 4 no good reason. The story is not complete

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Which story is not complete..? Then complete it... what is there that is not complete, ok we should start telling you how the driver left his house and how the passengers paid there tfair abi..?

Sense is really far from some people. It like a voyage to some people cos they try all they could to have sense but my brother the sense no agree come. If you dey this forum and you get sense my brother ThankGod ohhh because no be everybody get sense.

Thank you.

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Travel / Re: Boat Carrying 200 Passengers Break Into 2 In River Niger, Many Feared Dead by Kolaboluv7(m): 3:01am On May 27, 2021
shocked
What..?

Aboki and overload..

Why will a boat, a small one for that matter carry 200 people..? If you can answer this question then I believe you know the cause of the boat dividing into parts.

May the faithful departed Rest In Peace.

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