Snake thread

I no fit carry last



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iampeterben:
Dead zone keep off and the property need to be confiscated to the government of Akwa Ibom State.

Mass beating and watch a 10 year old bull mastiff bit off his Dickson.. as we watch in a very joyous mood with enough chilled beers and light up our oshogbo kpoli and watch him die gradually in pieces.

#JusticeForHinyUmoren

The god’s has spoken

Thank you

setobaba:
Lord help me too, I want this for my parents

Amen���

What is sweet in drilling a hole that has been drilled before..?

He was only happy God saved him from not been drowned

Gods of men this days and lies are like vjay and Dickson.. if you know you know

The god’s has spoken

Thank you

My money..

Our money...

Everybody should be careful because boiz must cashout with this news... only the wise will understand..

I no get power to begin tell anybody sorry make everybody use him head..

The gods has spoken

Thank you.
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Me after reading this news

May the soul of the faithful departed Rest In Peace.. Amen�

The gods has spoken

Thank you

You did the right thing joor.. nobody be mumu again.

Our mumu don do.
Buhari is next.. we move

God bless you

The gods has spoken

Thank you

nairavsdollars:
Two eraly goals for Arsenal in 30 minutes and game over.
Arsenal will trash Man Utd in final

Oga come and defend your arsenal na.. when i said it earlier you guys taught i was being sentimental. Arsenal na club wey i know pass even the owner..

Since my landlord suffered that shit I’ve vowed that any of child that will support arsenal na the mama go dey pall their school fees.. I no go come they pay school fees for pikin wey decide to support the most useless team in England. When we’ve teams like Man U, Chelsea, man city and Liverpool...

Thank you
The Gods has spoken

nairavsdollars:
Two eraly goals for Arsenal in 30 minutes and game over.
Arsenal will trash Man Utd in final

You never qualify yet you the talk of trash..

Trash the villa real first before thinking of trashing Man U.

The only team you cannot trust in England is arsenal. Very useless team. To even buy players na war, win league war, oya ordinary win match make person ticket enter na problem..

My landlord almost serve us quick notice because of this useless arsenal the day wey them cut him ticket of 5 millions. If not for God intervention and the prayers and fasting wey I do by now i for don pack go oshogbo go dey smoke weed..

Ungun known men abi na unknown men gun or even unmen gun know all i know be say all of them dey carry gun..

Hopefully prayer could solve the level of insecurities in Nigeria.
But me and you know say na eye service’s all this god’s of men they do their. Them they pray for their pockets abi na me governor go call make i come pray and i no go come go..?

The level of insecurities in Nigeria now don pass wetin prayer fit do. Now na if you do me i do you man and God no go vex.

The god’s has spoken
Thank you.

Practice what you preach no be for where this head slammers dey ohhh..

This is all I’ve got to say.
Thank you

aremuforlife:

Stop this I swear!!!.
He will not become the president, only if he did not contest, else, be ready to carry your swear.

An example of our mumu never do spotted..

To slap you just they hungry me

pocohantas:


Who do we blame for this trend? The bride, the groom, ushers or the wearer? Lol

Omo as for me na the the boobs I go blame cos na person wey get big boobs go fit sew this style with her aso ebi

So I blame the big boobs..

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Hammergirl:
Hi, I'm in love with an osu but my family forbids it. How do I convince them to allow me to marry him?

In other words how do I convince my family to allow me die before my time.

The kind problem wey this virginal people they cause na only God fit find solution.

How a mature grown up man go dey reason with him anus they baffles me at times

Drop your home address abeg so when you kick bucket abi gallon I go come chop rice..

Make no body blame buhari for this one abeg because this one sef shock am

1Sharon:
Why is the chicken on the floor

Only is kind of millionaire will understand..
If na like this the millionaire them they be i jump and pass..

Make i kuku be kobonaire than to be this kind of millionaire

Hopefully this will serve as a lesson to other pedophile at large.

Baba ijesha right now

As for me I’ve forgiven you.. I don’t know about Nigerians..
Cos i can’t associate myself to a cow-tree where nothing seems to work.
Woman and lie be like punna and dickson
Judgement will start from the women probably in the church..
Go and lie no more

Politics everywhere
If church own no surprise me na bank own go come surprise me..?
Make i check my brain sef cos e be like say herdsmen don kidnap am

duro4chang:
This ya question na wa o. We are all guilty.

Abeg remove that we from the guilty.. make everybody answer him papa name.

Thank you.

Anything that has to do with north please count me out..
I’ll rather remain an illiterate(happy one) for that matter than embarking on a no return journey..

May the souls of the faithful departed rest in peace..

Sai buhari ���

Oga mind your business..
if I happen to be that your friend and you come tell me say my wife they yarnsh her boss na the same mind your business i go still tell you. Na who wife help.?

Spirit husband at work.. if you know you know

Bolt/Uber drivers wife after reading this
Wife- Honey
Husband- yes
Wife- wetin i hear so?
Husband- wetin you hear?
Wife- I just dey hear now say ena won go on strike.
Husband- you don hear am already na abi wetin you won still hear again?
Wife- if na play make ena just stop am.. Abi april fool don pass na?
Husband- April fool dey finish for Nigeria?
Landlord- papa chisom papa chisom
Husband (papa chisom)-

Stingy men association of Nigeria be looking at the generous men association of Nigeria like.. Ena see ena life
Still looking for the kinda problem kpekus will not cause in this con-tree

majamajic:
At the end she might not make a good sales girl

I can only accept with you when she’s stingy with her Kpekus else she will be the best sale girl of that organization..
Abi no be naija again..?

Buffalo2:
cos we no get coach

The one wey dey there na wetin.?

Glory glory United..