₦airaland Forum

He will never initiate a project too early.

Crazy people everywhere.



Maybe she's got big problem at a home and decided to gym until her head clears only to get there and discover that they haven't opened yet.

Before nko

thesicilian:
waiting for the biafrans to come and claim her as usual.

You will be the one to shout Igbo if the story was about drug.

Any guy that's man enough to mount a woman and get her pregnant should be brave enough to stand up and be a father. hurry up before I call your aunt.

The guys that ask to be sucked get liver pass me sha. I don't trust any woman enough to allow my thing pass between her teeth.

twizkerbliz:
Let me just epp your f...king time... shave, wash and maintain your prick before you start talking to girls. More importantly, stop putting your prick in every hole, you are not a f...king toilet.

Nah toilet dey enter every hole abi nah the hole wey dey collect anyhow be toilet??

NaMe4:
And if she's stilllll standing?!?

Impossible

sirusX:
O boy, see vex...I don laugh throwey

Truth be told, the lady feels she is above him and he can't do anything to retaliate

If he was a military man, would she do the same?

By the time she receive better mending, na then she go know say respect is reciprocal

I will tell you a story.


Iwas standing at a chemist shop one day, waiting for the guy to give me nepa bill when this lady came and stood right in front of me without even saying hi.

That's not my business but after about a minute or so, she turned and looked me at me like she was just noticing me for the first time and said "bros abeg step aside small"

I asked her why and she said "You can't just stand beside me like that"

I Ignored her completely and nah there wahala start. She repeated the same thing like three or four times and when she noticed that I ain't paying attention to her, she gave me a serious push and threatened to slap nonsense out of my head if I stand behind her again.

I smiled and walked back to where I was standing before, meanwhile we have already attracted the attention of other customers there.

Some were telling me to move aside and let her be with her wahala while some blamed her for pushing me.

I went back to where I was staying before and she raised her to slap me but nah there e end.

I blocked her hand and gave her two serious slaps, one guy(who I later found out was the person she was waiting for) came rushing from the shop, he threw a punch which I successfully blocked and blessed his face with my forehead, broke his nose immediately.

People held I and him before he could regain his balance and nah there the fight end.

He got a beautiful broken nose and I got an awesomely swollen forehead.

This happened the day First Bank frustrated the hell out of my life because of useless thing that was missing in my file.

makydebbie:
Lol no need for that cos I'm not a feminist. I admire his self control and that's one of the qualities of being a man.
If he slapped the lady, things would've gotten messier. Cos its obvious she just a spoilt brat brewing trouble. You think slapping the lady would slove the matter?

Self control is one of the qualities of being human, women need to learn self control as much as men.


Okay.... She got away with it because this one has self control but how about the next guy?

DavidoArsenal:
Lol your chinese Android no get name? Always good to go for a reputable brand tho. I'm enjoying my Phantom 6. Why did Iphone 5 cure your craze tho? That phone isn't bad.

Currently using Umi Super Euro Edition

Maybe I bought a bad one, horrible battery life, heats like crazy etc.

The only good thing it has is the camera and sound quality while making calls.

DavidoArsenal:
Fair point tbh! But I suspect you're an Apple User, always trying to look down on Android phones. That's how La Liga fans do to the EPL.

I'll continue using my Tecno Phantom 6 please, forever an Android fan.

No sir, I use Chinese Android mostly.



IPhone five cured my apple craze

makydebbie:
He is a MAN he won't do that.

And nah WOMAN dey slap person upandan like a mad person?

Kolababe:
Kudos to whoever this man is. He was slapped twice by the woman and he didn't attempt to retaliate, just kept his cool.

The man is a weakling,.... Unless he's gonna take legal action, then I will say he's a man alright.


It's people like him and you who is hailing him for not hitting Nonsense out of the woman that give these women the courage to men anyhow.

What you guys don't know is that you indirectly expose these women to danger. One day she's gonna hit another man who may not be like this one and get killed in the process.

A woman should be taught to control his hands and tongue just like men, and whoever hits first should be dealt with just like men.

It is pathetic that some men have joined misguided feminists to single out male gender for abuse while clamoring for equal treatment for everyone regardless of their genders.

It is sad.

Any woman that slaps me first without remembering that she's a woman has invested in MMM automatically.

She's getting 100% and more.

First of all, I will use Jackie Chan's snake first and Donie Yen's Buddha Finger to give her two beautiful permanent marks on her for head.

Then finish her off with Jet Li's Ushuro kakato.

And if she's still standing then I will level her completely with Van Dam's triple toby Ushuro gerri.

No gentleman in the grave.

flyca:
See why I admire Seun a lot.

Always using his platform in promoting the Ikeji sisters and indirectly Linda's blog, always ahead on the Ikeji family news.

Go through Linda Ikeji's blog and you won't even smell the existence of a Nairaland there.

Guy, park well.


I guess you don't know the difference between blogging and running a forum.

How many threads have Seun personally created on the Ikeji's?

It's not Seun that's even pushing her threads to FP so what's your point?


And just so you know, Every Nairalander is responsible for whatever he or she posts here so you see? It's other bloggers that bring Linda's news and moderators push it to front page first because it's a verified news, second because it attracts views which indirectly promotes Seun's bank account so they're all in business.

Linda is responsible for whatever she posts on her blog but we are working indirectly for Seun by creating threads here. We love it though.

Sorry oga at the top for the many mentions.

Lloydfather:
what u people don't know is that Igbo are not highest drug pusher in this country just that they found it difficult to obtained American and European visas were its safe to do drug business because of tribal politics in Nigeria. they settled for Asian visas which is very easy for them. Yoruba are the highest drug dealer followed by edo, Igbo, and Hausa. but Yoruba, and edo only base in America and Europe couple with fetish sacrifice they do to succeed, Hausa based theirs in Saudi and other gulf countries couple with high rank political connection they seems to also succeeding but igbos does their in amateur way by going to the countries that are hostile to drug pushers without political connection thats why they are been caught every now and then.

I know that bro

shyling:
he's omenka

No wonder

Alright

He pushed drug and he's not even from South East?



You don't mean it.

Pinkdiamondz:
That's what crazy people say. But please Kontinue

Sanity is a madness put to good use.



Moreover, if your type of Sanity is all there is, then I don't want to be sane, I prefer to remain crazy.

Good morning

bodejohn:
This is the result of the hatred that the nigerian youths have sown over the years...

Many people come on faceless forums like nairaland to stir up hatred and incite violence against other religions and tribe.

I hope the posts up there are empty bluffs from misguided youths...

Is it a Nigerian youth that said that monkeys and baboons will be soaked in the blood?


Guy, leave the youths alone

Pinkdiamondz:
He also gave you a brain... be sure to use it. No good deed goes unpunished. You're exposing yourself to unnecessary dangers. People are trained and qualified to counsel people with addictions.

God, if he actually sent her is the best trainer.

This is the type of people that should be used for a whole burnt offering.

sarrki:
This is what I call wisdom
A reset mode botton as been pressed
Better for you apostle

You know wisdom but you lack it.
You're gradually becoming irrelevant like those kids in romance section.

How about you take a break like your Aso Rock Master?

Alright

The real reason he's hated by Muslims

sarrki:
Posterity will judge Gej, Dasuki, Alex Badeh ,Amosu and obanikoro how they handle bh

They allowed it to grow wings

History will remember them

This was you minutes before you typed this shit

decatalyst:
I am a christian but I do not support the ban on a country because of their religious stance.

Muslims, Hindus, Atheist and Christians are humans and should be respected for their views and believes.

I hope this antagonistic stance towards a particular religion doesn't breed more hatred towards the US.

I think the US would find a way to make things right

Do Muslims in Nigeria respect Christians for their views

This deep freezer guy is an idiot. He never talks about hundreds of people in the church's scholarship program. He never talks about many people that the church have paid their medical bills.
He never talks about many that the church have supported financially.
He never talks about pastors that have other business and are great authors.
He never talks about men of God that do not collect a dime from people except what they give in offering.
He never talks about churches that have many people in the feeding program.
He talks not about Widows that depend on the church for feeding and financial needs.

He's all about the negative.

This picture would have made sense if it were about the politicians and masses.

Who will go to the church for a miracle or financial breakthrough if the leaders are doing what they're elected to do.

N500 then can buy a village now.

elantraceey:
Things like?

Here? I can't nah