₦airaland Forum

colik:
Yes I did...I didn't say all.

You don't know up to 5% of Nigerians so saying most was wrong.

It is a baseless assertion.

colik:
Have you ever fed a hungry cat?

Are you kidding me? We had one when I was young and I once had one in my house but watching it torture rat to death for fun made me sell it.

Secondly, I don't like a pet that steals fish.

colik:
And for the record...that's no reason to hate or dislike them.

They are more than enough for me.

colik:
Just as I wouldn't say I hate or dislike you because you obviously have lotsa issues..Now would I?

She is off again.


How did you come to that unfounded and premature conclusion?

colik:
You my friend,are quite hilarious.

The op was specific in his 'heading' and I'm a Nigerian.
But you didn't catch that did you?
You just decided to insult someone who did nothing at all to you. Quite admirable I must say.

Thanks for the pointer...do you hate cats?

You said most Nigerians are superstitious ignoramuses......

That's the only reason for hating cats according to you.


Yes I dislike cats, I have never seen such creepy animals with inexplicable trust issues.

It gives you that I don't trust you look even when you're feeding it.

It looks at you like "you resemble rat o" When it's hungry.

It's mean and wicked. shits on your bed and covers it with bed sheet.

colik:
Most Nigerians are superstitious ignoramuses who believe that cats are evil creatures..or witches in disguise.
It's quite hilarious.

You sound like a stupid person, no offense.


How can you say most Nigerians? Do you think it's only Nigerians that hate cats?

You're the irredeemable ignoramus here if you think so.

Women are still the #1 hater of women

Where's the bicycle now?

Just like that

quivah:
no answer

Ouch!!!

She get husband so?

See their faces like herbal mixture.

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Still thinking.....can't get over the shock [/color]

I have new shock absorbers.


Shall I send them to you?

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Lol @ dating yourself

So I've been dating myself all this while [/color]

Whats your plan now?

Same here

What a romantic story, please tell me another one

famond:
He specializes on building and maintenance wiring, he can be employed when he gets contract for house wiring or may be get a job as a company electrician, thank you very much..

Working for/with a company is good but I can't do it again.

I have worked with one and my Lebanese boss is a devil, they treat people like shits and I almost fought him at a site in Wuye, Abuja.

As a beginner, he will be getting 2.5k - 3k a day. That's not really bad if you have no option but it's too poor for someone who trusts himself.


Here's what I did when I left the Lebanese devil.

Roam streets in search of sites.

Get close to the contractor when I see one and drop my contact.

I drop my contacts at new sites and uncompleted buildings.

Get close to those that deal on electrical parts and introduce myself to them and beg them to call me when there's work.

Collect their own contact and always keep intouch.

Make friends with plumbers and builders, they will tell you when there's work.

With these steps, he will get work in a short time.

I currently don't have a site, I would have loved to work with him but I have saved your contact just in case.

InformedLola:
Op,

1st: having a young child as a help is against the laws of Nigeria (not being judgmental, but it's child labour). If anything should happen to her (when your friend beats her mercilessly after she steals like someone advised), your friend will be in a lot of trouble with the law.

So this is a lose-lose situation he is in.

That is why having under-aged house-helps is not advisable, not only is there the tendency of you infringing on their fundamental human rights 'cause it's hard for you to treat them as well as you will your own kids, there is also the great tendency of them bringing whatever vices they have picked up from years of living in different households and conditions into your house.

It's best he returns her to her parents. If he really wants to help her, he can enroll her in a school in the village and pay her fees directly. He can also send some upkeep money to her parents regularly if he has the means.

She's not a house help in the real sense of it. She's like a daughter to him.


Taking her to the village sounds cool but there was something she did sometime ago that was reported to her dad.

He was like, "why are you telling me? will tell me if she was your biological daughter? if you can't raise him like your daughter then let her spoil, the disgrace is on you and I"

You get his drift?

mrwonlasewonie:
Disgrace HEr and tear her clothes in public till she's naked. Tear her bra too

Bra? You dash her breast?

blackberlin:
First of all, prayers can never be too much. Secondly, let her know that whenever she steals, she will be handed over to the police and taken to a children's prison. You can invite a decoy policeman to scare her and threaten her. . . that should put some temporary fear into her.

Something has been done already. She was once handed over to yabanga but she cried and begged to the extent that even the yabangas pitied her.

blackberlin:
Thirdly, find a way to meet the girl's needs. I believe children steal to meet the needs that parents refuse to give them. Even though she's a house girl, she must have the orientation that they really care about her.

Her needs are being met, believe me. Sometimes she will take things that are of no use to her.

blackberlin:
Lastly, rewire her mentality by keeping money with her. . . like 1500, 2500, etc. It will help her develop a mindset of responsibility and there's no better way to keep things than with the thief. . . Gradually, she'll start improving.

Will tell him to try this.

Thanks a lot

Any reason to like him?

walcut:
... Imagine wooing his daughter and he shows up

Your last hope of life on earth will be reincarnation

The goat come be like a nairalander

Fuel and tyre crew are on strike

My average quickie lasts for 3 and half days.

SamuelAnyawu:
We need pictures not just a receipt.

I prefer videos

Where are the fvck crews?

She said don't tell anybody.







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