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Romance › Re: Groom Wears Wedding Gown To Wedding Because Fiancee Thinks It Makes Her Look Fat by Kondomatic(m): 3:37pm On Dec 16, 2016

Chinese story. Obviously fake

Events › Re: I Need A Man With A Huge Manhood, Lagos Girl Cries Out (see Her Contact) by Kondomatic(m): 3:34pm On Dec 16, 2016

Cucumbers don tear this one apart

Foreign Affairs › Re: President Zuma Flees As Storm Wrecks Havoc On His Tent At An Event. PICS by Kondomatic(m): 3:31pm On Dec 16, 2016

The gods are angry with him

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Romance › Re: I Need A Man With A Huge Manhood, Lagos Girl Cries Out… See Her Contact by Kondomatic(m): 3:30pm On Dec 16, 2016

ariyebaba:
Ummmhhhh !

i dey cum o Nnne

You dey cum as in you have started wanking already?

Romance › Re: I Need A Man With A Huge Manhood, Lagos Girl Cries Out… See Her Contact by Kondomatic(m): 3:29pm On Dec 16, 2016

SMH

Romance › Re: 5 Things A Nigerian Gal Wanna Hear From U Before U Can See Her Pants. by Kondomatic(m): 7:38am On Dec 16, 2016

ajokeade920:
Kwantinue with ur lies o.The sky is ur starting point as long as u aint a broke nigga.

which lies madam?

Politics › Re: Yar’adua, Jonathan Blew $67bn – El-rufai by Kondomatic(m): 7:25am On Dec 16, 2016

Buhari squandered the economy and blew Nigeria

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Romance › Re: Is It Right For A Girl To Wear An Engagement Ring When She Is Not Engaged? by Kondomatic(m): 7:23am On Dec 16, 2016

Not Your Ring.

Not Your Finger.

She's not even your sister so what's business there?

Romance › Re: 5 Things A Nigerian Gal Wanna Hear From U Before U Can See Her Pants. by Kondomatic(m): 7:22am On Dec 16, 2016

ajokeade920:
bunchofdecievers#fuckboiz...

BEFORE NKO! Nah your fellow girls you be wan fvck?

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Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal: FG Saves N15.4bn Every Month, Says Osinbajo by Kondomatic(m): 6:09am On Dec 16, 2016

Stealing from the masses isn't saving and I am of the opinion that government still pay subsidy.

Crime › Re: Lady Robbed On Eko Bridge Last Night Narrates Her Traumatizing Experience by Kondomatic(m): 6:06am On Dec 16, 2016

BoleynDynaSTY:
The fact that people looked away and couldn't help is bad joor. Tomorrow could be their turn, I don't even understand what this country is turning into. Thank God you're safe though, life first over material things.

Bad?

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Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Kondomatic(m): 9:12pm On Dec 15, 2016

Mimzyy:
A leopard will never change it's spot. Flog a dog a million and one times, it will still go back to eat shit. Buhbye.

Chose your words wisely next time. Don't insult the people that suffered to raise you up just because you want to get likes and shares on a faceless forum.

Stop generalizing cause you don't know 1% of the world's population.

Accept mistakes when you make one.

And finally, don't rush to mods like a bereaved concubine to report when you're being paid in your own coin.

That is the last you're getting from me.

I am still online and balling even after the ban..

That's all.

Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Kondomatic(m): 8:57pm On Dec 15, 2016

Mimzyy:
Smh. It just clicked. Tallesty1. Rude boy who doesn't know how to argue logically without cursing parents. Goodnight dude. Ban well deserved. FYI, I do not intend to report you for using an alt. Free world.

You can if you want to.

It won't change a thing.

If you think saying that all men cheat is a logical argument and not an insult to your own father just like I pointed out for you then you're worse than I thought.

Romance › Re: Lady Says Her Man Is Her "MMM" In Pre-Wedding Photo by Kondomatic(m): 8:50pm On Dec 15, 2016

This picture speaks thousands of words.

MMM or such ponzi schemes when there is no money to pay users.

So this marriage is likely to pack up when there's no money to pay bills.

Well, MMM has crashed already so this picture might as well serve as your pre-divorce photos.

Let me charge my phone to see whether the battery will run down before this one crashes.

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Romance › Re: Lawyer Proposes To His Lawyer Girlfriend On Their Way To Dinner Night In Abuja by Kondomatic(m): 8:49pm On Dec 15, 2016*

Copy and paste go kill us one day. See as you yeye yourself just to be romantic. Are you a Roman?

Carry drink go give her and her people like an igbo man and stop kneeling down like a house boy that lost his madam's money.

Give her and her family a surprise visit not a ring.

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Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Kondomatic(m): 8:19pm On Dec 15, 2016

Mimzyy:
Who are you?

So you can report me for using alternate?

No Nnem.........

Who I am doesn't matter.

I am still on nland reading and commenting.

That's what really matters.

Cheers.

Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Kondomatic(m): 8:02pm On Dec 15, 2016

Mimzyy:
Hahahaha, this is what you guys do! That's how one wicked one thought 'he was doing me' last week. My indicator was on, i kept pressing the horn while wearing a very sympathetic 'edakun e epp me face' and begging him for space, he didn't answer me, He just boned face like Idiagbon and i kept going closer bit by bit. He kept moving and shifting to the walkway. Finally, my chance came when the road was free, i swerved in fully and entered, dude wanted to do 'agidi' , only God knows how he climbed the walkway (it was low anyway). I just laughed at him from the mirror and i gave him a tongue out . When he finally got his chance, he came to my side and started ranting, i did not even reply him.

Who looks Uche face on a traffic?

That's bye the way.

You got me banned the other day.

Directly or indirectly.

But I am still balling.

And even if this one gets banned too.

I will still ball with another one.

That's the beauty of nairaland.

Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Kondomatic(m): 7:58pm On Dec 15, 2016

Ishilove:
Lmao! It is this kind of yeye driving that makes me hiss when they discover the person behind the wheels is a woman.

In the aftermath of the chaos, they scoff and say 'no wonder. Na woman'

*you are a good. Writer, btw*

for real?

Then I am improving if you are sincere cause I know deep down that I am not a good writer but Nairalanders forced me to work on my written English.

Still working on it.........

Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Kondomatic(m): 7:53pm On Dec 15, 2016

firstking01:
I can relate, nut and bolt...we carried out the practical on facing operation with lathe machine in the course machining tools and forging operation...btw, no spoil me abeg, ah wan make heaven, it was the shape of that guys head that got me roftl

Are you saying that I am going to hell?

I don't want to go to heaven on hell sha.

Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Kondomatic(m): 7:52pm On Dec 15, 2016

Mimzyy:
This is hilarious .

Common, we are not terrible drivers, maybe some are but majority of us are level-headed when driving.

Ofcourse we have great female drivers but they don't wear uniform.

Politics › Re: Sagay: Magu Will Be EFCC Chairman Whether The Senate Likes It Or Not by Kondomatic(m): 7:48pm On Dec 15, 2016

This man get ......... Face

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Politics › Re: Dismiss & Prosecute Soldiers Who Murdered 348 Shiites – UK Urges Nigeria by Kondomatic(m): 7:38pm On Dec 15, 2016*

That is the most reasonable thing to do but I think the soldiers were just following instructions that came from above.

No sane soldier will embark on such mission without being sent by people at the top so it will be a breach of trust/contract to prosecute them.

This is why I don't Type RIP when bokoharam deal with them.

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Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Kondomatic(m): 7:37pm On Dec 15, 2016

firstking01:
The word agressive got me cracked up

Have you not seen boobs that got guts?

Hold them down with tight bra and the tits will still point out.

And they are normally round and always stand out like a rough 17 nut at the tip of 17 bolt

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Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Kondomatic(m): 7:28pm On Dec 15, 2016

firstking01:
Lwkm at your choice of words

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Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Kondomatic(m): 7:19pm On Dec 15, 2016

I have two reasons.........

I will never allow a lady to drive before me because I was in a car with a lady one day(Ofcourse she was on wheel) when she suddenly takes the next turn causing all the cars behind to come to a sudden halt.

I screamed.........

"Jesus Christ in heaven, why did you that?"

"Do what" she asked.

"Turn left without turning on your indicators, you almost caused accident here"

"Why should I turn on my indicators?

"So that people behind you will know where you're going"

"And how is where I am going their business?" She queried.

SECOND ONE IS ACTUALLY AN ADVICE.

When your driving behind a lady and she turns on the whipper.

And it is not raining.

And it is close to a place where 4 roads met.

Then slow down cause she's trying to decided whether to follow left or right.

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Politics › Re: APC Is A Viable Platform To Change Nigeria — Jonathan’s Ex-aide by Kondomatic(m): 6:59pm On Dec 15, 2016

Someone don reveal to this one say nah His Page EFCC go open next.

Family › Re: Court Dissolves A Two Year Old Marriage Because Of Phone by Kondomatic(m): 6:58pm On Dec 15, 2016

I love this generation

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Crime › Re: Man Kills His Mother In Ogun, Buries Her In Soak Away Pit by Kondomatic(m): 6:50pm On Dec 15, 2016

Holuwadamil:
The Ogun State Police command has arrested a 33-year-old man, Segun Ogunlusi

Confirmed.

Nah them!!!!

Holuwadamil:
“The reason for his action is still under investigation.

Don't stress yourself, the reason is simple.

He wants to sell her skull when she decays

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Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Kondomatic(m): 6:48pm On Dec 15, 2016

Incredible tits and an aggressive round and firm ass.

And the owner must be tall.

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Politics › Re: Popular Writer Onyeka Nwelue Forms New Party 2 Dethrone Buhari,Nigerians React by Kondomatic(m): 6:45pm On Dec 15, 2016

I love his guts but he should have asked for advice while chose a name for the party.

Anything change, progress or progressive is a NO NO

Romance › Re: Things That A Man Needs More Than Beauty by Kondomatic(m): 6:42pm On Dec 15, 2016*

Stupidinluv you hear?

Lean from the OP and I will propose with a diamond Rubber band on your next birthday.

But on a serious note, beauty is good because that is what attracts us all but it cannot keep 1% of the people it attracts if you lack what's in the OP.

Gorgeous physique(beautiful face and nice shape. Incredible ass, aggressive breast, long legs etc) serves its purpose.

It is mostly useful for outing and showing off and raise daughters that won't live with you forever.

But marriage doesn't end there.

Looks is what we notice first but when it comes to setting down, looks come later.

The crazy thing is that beautiful ladies are more likely to lack what's in the op than the average or ugly ones.

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