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Romance › Re: 7 Awkward Ways Nigerian Ladies Act After Making Love by Kondomatic(m): 7:48pm On Jun 29, 2017
Oyindidi:
It's funny, I use to think back then that the milk is out lipsrsealed
Do you've started having sex

Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans: How Much I Have In My Bank Accounts & How I Got Colon Cancer by Kondomatic(m): 7:45pm On Jun 29, 2017
makydebbie:
LOL, I'll be in school. And mummy taught me not to visit strangers. tongue

Romance › Re: 7 Awkward Ways Nigerian Ladies Act After Making Love by Kondomatic(m): 5:15pm On Jun 29, 2017
DanceVille:
Read it well bro..

I didn't say it's funny.
Maybe someone edited your title while you were still composing the body.
Romance › Re: 7 Awkward Ways Nigerian Ladies Act After Making Love by Kondomatic(m): 4:05pm On Jun 29, 2017
What's funny about urinating after sexhuh?
Celebrities › Re: Kcee Blasts Hushpuppi, To Petition EFCC : "You Have No Known Source Of Income” by Kondomatic(m): 4:03pm On Jun 29, 2017
WotzupNG:
Dear Hushpuppi,
We are musicians not paupers. Who exactly do you think you are to open your mouth and insult a musician that sweats day and night in the studio?
You have no credibility, no known source of income and yet you come on social media to attack hard working Nigerian musicians with traceable wealth.
What Kcee meant(In pictures)

Education › Re: 5 Foolish Things Guys Who Live In Same Room With Girls In Campus Do by Kondomatic(m): 9:31am On Jun 29, 2017
Sometimes it's the lady that feed and spend on the guy.
Entertainment › Re: China Holds Women's Beautiful Buttock Contest (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:26am On Jun 29, 2017
The next generation may not have good role models
Politics › Re: Ipob's Call For Succession And The Rest Of Us Living In Northern Nigeria by Kondomatic(m): 9:12am On Jun 29, 2017
Oliver is daft if he thinks it's the call for secession that endangered the life of Igbo in North.

Kindly tell him that the reason he's still in North is because Jonathan accepted defeat in 2015 and also remind him that there's Jonathan to accept defeat in 2019.
Phones › Re: 6 Smartphone Brands That Couldn’t Stop Themselves From Copying Apple by Kondomatic(m): 9:07am On Jun 29, 2017
Apple also copy from others, the only difference is that Apple copies responsibly.
Romance › Re: Broke Boys Have Nothing To Offer But Time by Kondomatic(m): 6:15am On Jun 29, 2017
sekxy:
goodmorning dear
Good morning, how are you doing today
Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Have Sex With An Ex by Kondomatic(m): 11:35pm On Jun 28, 2017
If you're still fvcking an ex then s/he is not an ex.
Jokes Etc › Re: And Some Girls Will Be Mocking Guys For Having Three To Four Boxers by Kondomatic(m): 11:33pm On Jun 28, 2017
xstry:
grin grin
Some ladies wear permanent panties sef.

Health › Re: How To Delay Ejaculation Allowing Your Partner Ger Enough Orgasm by Kondomatic(m): 11:31pm On Jun 28, 2017
Don't delay ejaculation bro, it's not right to interfere in what nature is doing in your penis bro.
Health › Re: Doctors Plz I Have Just Been Infected With Molluscum Contagiosum. What Do I Do by Kondomatic(m): 11:28pm On Jun 28, 2017
Sounds like incantation to me.


Sorry eeh
Romance › Re: Broke Boys Have Nothing To Offer But Time by Kondomatic(m): 10:46pm On Jun 28, 2017
sekxy:
all your entire life shouldn't be about guys money..try to make your own money,,and it's not a must you date ...stop insulting girls if truly you are one
Wow
Family › Re: Nigerian Parents Should Stop This. by Kondomatic(m): 6:59pm On Jun 28, 2017
kozmicity:
Kondomatic oo!! Come chew chunchin!!

Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Nigerian Lady Proposes To Her Girlfriend by Kondomatic(m): 6:58pm On Jun 28, 2017
Caustics:
these are the kind of people that should be used for rituals
These ones can not produce more than N20k
Politics › Re: Vote For Buhari ( Sai Baba) 2019-2023 by Kondomatic(m): 6:56pm On Jun 28, 2017
Kassidy4luv:
Change is constant and we are all enjoying it.


So for a continuous enjoyment on our change.


VOTE BUHARI FOR PRESIDENT 2019-2023

Family › Re: My Elder Brother's Wife Beat My Mum (Picture) by Kondomatic(m): 2:36pm On Jun 28, 2017
Modsenemy:
Although it is very wrong for sm1 to lay hands on a mother

But we need to know ::

What did your mum do?
What type of person is she?
I love women.


A woman always has a reason for her actions unlike men.





(Women don't ask this ^question ^ if a man hits a woman.)
Family › Re: Is Physical Appearance Enough To Say "NO"? by Kondomatic(m): 10:45pm On Jun 27, 2017
makydebbie:
I think it matters. To avoid things like, "she's not my soec". To justify cheating later on. We all know love can get us unreasonable at times. But guys I beg you, if you love busty ladies, go for them big boobs ladies. Don't go for a peanut sized boobs, and when you're caught cheating on her, you'll give excuse that you've always liked them big. As for me, it matters. So as to avoid stories that touch.

Crime › Re: Policewoman Pours Hot Boiling Water On Her House Help In Ebonyi (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 8:56am On Jun 27, 2017
Women do not consider this as an abuse, it is only when a man Hi-five their eyes that you see talk about domestic violence.
Family › Re: Woman Mercilessly Beats Her Husband For Attending A Church Different From Hers by Kondomatic(m): 11:24am On Jun 26, 2017
makydebbie:
What was the man doing when the woman was beating him? lipsrsealed
If he hit back and break her nose, she will snap and post on Facebook for feminists to masturbate on



Nobody will asked who attacked who first.
Family › Re: Woman Mercilessly Beats Her Husband For Attending A Church Different From Hers by Kondomatic(m): 11:20am On Jun 26, 2017
Upritman:
A Zimbabwean Magistrate will continue today, the trial of a woman, who beat her husband for attending a church different from hers.
Susan Mudzengi, 43, turned her husband, Paul Ndlovu, ten years her senior, into a punching bag on 20 May after the man returned home having attended the African Apostolic Church. She is a facing a charge of domestic violence and public indecency.
She was formally charged 22 June.
The woman is a member of the Apostolic Sect run by a Johanne Masowe. She was slammed with the additional count after she stripped at a police station to avoid being detained in the cell.
Prosecutor Munyonga Kuvarega told the Beitbridge Magistrate, Goodswill Mavenge that Ndlovu is the headmaster at Nottingham Primary School in Beitbridge.
As reported by Zimbabwean NewsDay, Kuvarega said on May 20 this year Ndlovu returned home from church and Mudzengi started shouting at him for attending the Apostolic church.
“Ndlovu was served with supper by his daughter and when he finished eating, Mudzengi grabbed him by the neck and pushed him to the floor before she sat on him and assaulted him several times with fists. The accused also destroyed Ndlovu’s Bible, anointing oil and Mwazha’s (his pastor’s) picture.
“The complainant managed to escape and reported the matter to the police, leading to Mudzengi’s arrest.
Mudzengi was arrested on 17 June 17, but on arrival at the police station, she became violent on learning she would be detained.
She removed all her clothes in full view of male police officers and other people at the station. She then threw the clothes away.Female police officers later grouped around her and forced her to wear her clothes before she was escorted into the cells.

Source: http://www.suanusblog.com/2017/06/woman-faces-trial-for-mercilessly.html?m=1

Celebrities › Re: Why I Played Strong Sex Scenes In My Latest Film — Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by Kondomatic(m): 3:57pm On Jun 24, 2017
sexybbstar:
Weldone ma.... The best man a good lady needs is a man who understands
Two heads are not always better than one.
Romance › Re: Wish 7 Pple Happy Weekend by Kondomatic(m): 7:43pm On Jun 23, 2017
sekxy:
Hadez lordsamurai kondomatic biafrabushboy aderola oyindidi martin0 ...wish you guys happy weekend..God bless you guys for me and those I can't remember their monicker
Thanks a lot dear.


What's your plan for the weekend?
Politics › Re: 2019 And The Legend Of President Buhari- Can He Run Again? by Kondomatic(m): 2:38pm On Jun 22, 2017
Person cannot even stand up and you're talking of running. gringringringrin
Family › Re: Wives Could You Kneel To Greet Your Husbands And Husbands Could You Let Them? by Kondomatic(m): 1:52pm On Jun 22, 2017
Papiikush:
Next time before jumping into someone's comment like a frustrated low self esteemed rabbid dog, try and get the sarcasm.
Is that all?
Phones › Re: Why You Should Power Off Your Phone Daily by Kondomatic(m): 1:45pm On Jun 22, 2017
Nothing lasts forever
Christianity Etc › Re: Turkish Man Attacks Woman For Wearing Mini Shorts During Ramadan by Kondomatic(m): 1:43pm On Jun 22, 2017
Peace everywhere
Family › Re: Wives Could You Kneel To Greet Your Husbands And Husbands Could You Let Them? by Kondomatic(m): 1:35pm On Jun 22, 2017
Papiikush:
Whenever your Nigerian wife start kneeling to greet and calling you sweet names, just know she needs a favor.
Not true.



Stop spreading lies to get likes
Education › Re: UNIVERSITY OF MAIDUGURI Female Student Caught Trying To Force New Born Baby Down by Kondomatic(m): 1:33pm On Jun 22, 2017
When conscience is dead
Romance › Re: Guys, Have U Ever Refuse A Sex Offer? by Kondomatic(m): 1:29pm On Jun 22, 2017
pocohantas:
Of course I am a lady, it has to be bias. You're a guy, you speak the fact...
Benita27 isn't a guy yet she speaks facts most times.

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