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Romance › Re: 3 Friends Flaunt Their Engagement Rings by Kondomatic(m): 10:39am On Jun 20, 2017*

What are we supposed to do with this useless post?

Oga Seun are you aware that your website is misbehaving? I have been experiencing some errors since am

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Nairaland General › Re: Snake Terrorizing A Fish Pond In Ogun Killed (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 10:37am On Jun 20, 2017*

Ofemmanu1:
Sex is the best bro

You haven't tasted the one prepared by me.

Romance › Re: What Will You Do In Such Situation by Kondomatic(m): 10:36am On Jun 20, 2017

QueenOfNepal:
Don't you like your granny

You did not answer my question

Politics › Re: delete. by Kondomatic(m): 10:35am On Jun 20, 2017

Kill the snakes and upload pictures on nairaland

You will make fp

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Romance › Re: Arleck's Image by Kondomatic(m): 10:32am On Jun 20, 2017

If it's not pointing to where you can make money then it's useless.

Just like grandma used to say, a beautiful ear is the one that hears. If your nose isn't blocked then it's perfect.

Pointed or not.

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Romance › Re: What Will You Do In Such Situation by Kondomatic(m): 10:29am On Jun 20, 2017

What does she want to do with a heart?

Nairaland General › Re: Snake Terrorizing A Fish Pond In Ogun Killed (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 10:28am On Jun 20, 2017*

One day The guru told the disciple :

Go to the rose garden and come back with the tallest rose plant. One condition is that you should not come back the same path you took while going.

The disciple went to the garden and came back empty handed. When asked why, the disciple gave his answer:

As I went in, I saw a tall beautiful tree. But, I kept going on for the next tree expecting a better tree. But moving forward, I came across only smaller plants and since, I cannot trace the path back, I had to return empty handed.

The guru said: this is *LOVE and DATING*

Then he said: now go to the sunflower garden and bring the most beautiful sunflower plant.

Now the additional condition is that once you pluck a sunflower plant, you can’t pluck another.

Now the disciple goes into the garden and comes back quickly with a plant. The guru asks, is this the most beautiful plant?

The disciple says: No guru. Based on my previous experience, I did not want to miss and hence, I took the first plant which looked beautiful to me.

On the way back, I saw more beautiful plants but since I was not allowed to pick another plant, I came back with the plant, I had originally picked.

The guru smiled and said: this is *MARRIAGE*…

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Celebrities › Re: Ik Ogbonna’s Wife Flaunts Big Curve In New Photos by Kondomatic(m): 10:27am On Jun 20, 2017

ShawttySoFyne:
Wetin concern you?

If she's not doing anything then the guy she quoted was right.

Celebrities › Re: Ik Ogbonna’s Wife Flaunts Big Curve In New Photos by Kondomatic(m): 10:26am On Jun 20, 2017

dacblogger:
She slays for a living...

A slay liability.

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Romance › Re: Why The Feminism Movement Started (an Ex Feminist's Opinion) by Kondomatic(m): 10:22am On Jun 20, 2017

Women are the problem women have not men, even in your marriage it's always mother in law vs daughter in law. Father in law rarely care.

Leave us alone.

Instead of telling us to love, use the time to make yourself lovable.

Instead of telling us what real men do, use the time to make yourself a real woman.

We all are animals, albeit higher and animals must always fight for territory so you're on a long thing if you think men will fold hands to let women have their way simple because they have a pair of nice tits and vagina. It's never happening.

You want freedom? Work for it, don't expect it to be given to you because you have vagina. All the strong women in the world fought their way to the top.

Come to think of it, a man who takes the advice in the OP will be regarded as weak man.

By who? Same women.

Female, even though it's a favored gender is the most wicked among the two. Generally, people love to exert some control over others but it's too much when a woman is involved.

See the world since the coming of feminism. It's becoming directionless, families are losing its values and the society in general is being sustained by a weak source of moral guidance.

This is visible even in lower animals. Women love to watch you suffer. It's fact. Don't tell me about a certain woman who loved her man with her heart because it doesn't change the fact that she will love to see other men suffer.

Jezebell had a man that she respected, or at least desired.

Talking about loving a woman, it's like gambling and not many people gamble. Most cold hearted guys you see today once loved a woman truly.

Let's not talk about Samson and others like who perished because they loved for real.

If you think men are the problem then why do women hate women so?

Feminism isn't after any equal right, feminists want everything on a plater of gold as a compensation for having a vagina.

I have successfully ignored your mention.

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Celebrities › Re: Ik Ogbonna’s Wife Flaunts Big Curve In New Photos by Kondomatic(m): 10:04am On Jun 20, 2017

dacblogger:
You never fail to disappoint with your rubbish comments...Weh done sir

But on a serious note, what does she do for a living?

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Politics › Re: Truth For The Biafrans by Kondomatic(m): 10:03am On Jun 20, 2017

kennysbst:
Do you know that:
During the Nigeria/Biafra war in which over
3million Igbos were killed, nobody died from
Ojukwu's family? And are you aware that Ojukwu
reunited with Gowon to enjoy national cake
together fourty years after?
Are you even aware that at this moment no
Namdi KANU's family is likely to join you in the
war if it eventually starts.
Now the question is are you this stupid and
dumb, to start this war while this pple are ready
to flee their families out the country.
Dear blind surporters of the agitation pls Reason
with your head not Ur anus thanks!!!

Many people died for Buhari in all the years he contested for president but none of his family died.

I am not even sure if they voted for him.

A lot of youth corpers have died since he became president but his own children are not even serving.

Aren't all of you perpetually brain dead.

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Romance › Re: Man Caught With His Neighbour's Wife In Delta Hotel Disgraced, Stripped (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:59am On Jun 20, 2017

Where's the woman?

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Family › Re: Photo: Nigerian Man Loses 4 Family Members In ONE Week by Kondomatic(m): 9:58am On Jun 20, 2017

Triple wahala for a dead uncle.

May God console your family

Crime › Re: Evans' Wife's Brother Speaks: "She Hasn't Visited Home Since She Got Married" by Kondomatic(m): 9:14am On Jun 20, 2017

Evans again?

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Have No Shame, They Are Desperate And It's So Pathetic by Kondomatic(m): 5:57am On Jun 20, 2017

sexybbstar:
Mine is even over 400 and I never replied them.

Crime › Re: I Noticed That My Girlfriend Is A Lesbian,which Source Will I Report To In I by Kondomatic(m): 5:09am On Jun 20, 2017

If it is not your vagina then it's not your business.

Kindly withdraw and move on if you can't date a bisexual(most ladies are). Reporting her may get you killed.

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Romance › Re: Sudden Increase Of Single Ladies Above 28: Ways Of Salvaging The Situation by Kondomatic(m): 4:55am On Jun 20, 2017

This is funny especially your point A.

Guy, it is difficult to see women differently because majority of them intentionally portray themselves the way we see them.

Literally, you're saying that when I see a woman clad in the attire of a LovePeddler I should see her like God fearing lady because there are too many unmarried women out there? "

Bleep them all.

A lady who is serious about marriage will prepare herself for marriage and will marry, likewise guys.

The rest are gifts to enjoy while waiting for the one.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Spiritually Right Or Wrong? by Kondomatic(m): 5:57pm On Jun 19, 2017

Nma27:
Bia be serious. Do you know how many ladies have slept with pastors like this? I'm sure u read of that lady that slept with her pastor and wants to commit suicide due to guilty conscience, a married woman at that! So its a social phenomenon, its our reality. Its left for d ladies to run away.

Lekwanum Anya.

You asked if what he asked for is normal and I told you that sex is normal. Wetin dey wrong?

He call it prayer and I call it sex. Both are scriptural.

That woman that wanted to commit suicide is not a real Nigeria woman.

Romance › Re: 2 Exercises You Must Do To Succeed In Life by Kondomatic(m): 5:52pm On Jun 19, 2017

FitnessDoctor:
Hahaha, so it is only at night you meditate, because I know very well that mosquitoes don't come around in the morning and afternoon..

To some women, getting married is the highest point of success they can ever dream of attaining and so that is why I said success has a different definition for everyone.. I hope you understand DeGuyNxtDoor

Try it early in the morning or evening and Muslims/Christians calling for prayer will confuse you.

Try it in the afternoon and the Jehova witness will interrupt you.

Christianity Etc › Re: Spiritually Right Or Wrong? by Kondomatic(m): 5:48pm On Jun 19, 2017

Nma27:
To know if its normal na

Sex is normally normal.

Christianity Etc › Re: Spiritually Right Or Wrong? by Kondomatic(m): 5:46pm On Jun 19, 2017

Nma27:
I've always been a rational girl, objective in thinking. I'll pray to my God myself. I get mouth.

Why you come open thread?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Spiritually Right Or Wrong? by Kondomatic(m): 5:44pm On Jun 19, 2017

Nma27:
I have this man of God that asked me to conduct a special prayer in other to achieve the two things my heart desired, he said I'll buy a ring and give to him to pray with it for 7 days and after that, we will pray together in the "Nude" with the ring!
As in, we would both hold the ring together and pray and he said after that, the ring would b powerful to grant my heart desires.... Lol.
I politely refused cos I know my bible even if I ain't that much of a serious Christian but I know what's right and wrong.
So my question for the spiritual gurus here, is it right or wrong to involve in such prayers?
Sounded a bit diabolical to me sha.

I want to join