₦airaland Forum

Pepe of Real Madrid should make the list

alwelldinho:
Crash system is when we log in and do not see the website, Ultimate cycle went offline without informing her members. MMM has given us the reason why they did what they have done. We need to Trust them and believe that the overall Success of the Community is paramount to them. Remember we don't pay to MMM we pay ourselves so what do they gain if they close down the site? Be encouraged and plan towards GHing after the three weeks, if you have been matched to pay trust the system and please go ahead and pay while watching your Mavro grow to be withdrawn after three weeks from today. So PH and PH while your mavro grows.
#ISTANDWITHMMM

You don't pay MMM, you pay yourselves. So, who come freeze your account? You or MMM? Nigerians will never learn. There's no free money any way. MMM can not eradicate poverty. Whether it comes back in January, 2017 or not, it will eventually collapse and leave casualties in its trail. Wise up and roll with the punches of your lost and leave MMM to its folly.

Moblord:
I believe MMM will pass through this. if they passed through December 2015 then they can still pass through this

It was not popular in December 2015. I heard about MMM around August 2016. This paused is the beginning of an end to MMM.

Nigerians confidence in the system would be eroded if they eventually come back in January 2017, trust me. However, Nigerians are desperate and gullible. They will never learn.

I thought MMM participants were provided help and never gave anybody money. How come the system froze their accounts? My colleagues beat their chests and swore no one could run with their money since they were providing help.

Let see what happen in 2017. The end of MMM would bring untold suicides in Nigeria. Nigerians are too desperate and gullible.

Ohibenemma:
But isn’t it laughable that women would want an equality that can hardly be sustained by their biological set-ups? What about those hormonal factors that men don’t experience? What happens to the physical protuberances and monthly visits? I have observed these and laughed even more.

But, aside the mirth, I have observed that against their claims, the feminists do not even desire an equal standing with men; what they actually want is for the men with which they are equal to accord them special privileges because they are women. What segregation could be greater than this? They want the man to do some of the cooking at home, yet they want him to open the car door for them. They want some reservations made for them in government, reservations they will enjoy not because of their abilities, but because they are women! They want to get into male dominated jobs, not because they are physically suited to such, but because they want some representation to hype their ego! I think these people are actually chauvinists in disguise.

Thought-provoking write up to the feminists. Well said my friend.

The level of double-standard by women who claimed equality with men is worrisome. They want everything skewed in their favour at the expense of men, not because they are naturally disposed to those things but because they are women and should be treated special. Why claim feminist when you are not ready to scratch and toil like every other man to get what you want? Men will also treat you like other men with no special privileges accorded you. Feminism is a ploy to deny responsibility. Feminism is just a cheap distraction in the corridor of gender arrangement.

Party supporters are also giving fake news. It therefore should be dismissed. Impartial observers should update us on situation in Rivers re-run elections

Ejigbo and Oshodi in Lagos are places with the most bizarre news recently. Am wondering if these places are struggling for ratings with Kenya

The kind of personal issues most Nairalanders bring to Nairaland to seek answers are unspeakable.

I am wondering if most of the peeps on Nairaland are actually clairvoyants. Over to them to proffer answer.

Op, you are actually caught up in the dragnet of downs of life. It's an opportunity to re-examine your steps and start on a clean slate.

softMarket:
God don locate her!!!!
Lord pls locate me oo!!

I dnt knw why i keep seeing linda!


Lawd, if its linda ikeji.....
Force her to locate me by fire by force!!!!.....
Send fire to her house lawd!!
Let her be screaming my name up and down lawd!
connect me to her spiritually lawd,

I block every hater, every enemy of progress....they will not see me lawd!.....
Even if they see me,let them start scratching their eyes lawd
let dem go blind lawd.


Lawd also remenber my guy...smellymouth...he has sufferd too much, more than me!

Force Cossy to locate him Lawd

The Lord I know in Jesus Christ is bigger than your lawd. Until you forsake your lawd and accept the only true Lord in your life, you will never be located.

Staying faithful to one girl, one guy is the best decision you could ever make. Side chicks, side boys are shadows you will never catch up with. You would end up in the cycle of drama. You would end up losing all.

People who do side chicks, side guys are people with low self esteem and promiscuousity is their second nature.

Whoever will cheat, will cheat (even if you give him/her the gift of heaven), whoever will stay faithful, will stay faithful. You are what you offer.

Peace!

jejemanito:
If you want to know what frustration means, [b]ply Lagos-Ibadan expressway between these dates

You will smell your nyansh[/b]

Last year we spent over 24hrs between The Punch, Magbon and the redeem camp enroute Ibadan. On a normal day, it should be less than 10mins.

Not just Lagos-Ibadan expressway, the entire Lagos is always clog up most Fridays during this program.

I don't understand why most Nigerians enjoy suffering like this just to make this event, when we all claim (as Christians) that God is omnipresent, omniscient and omnipotent.

"...Complete Restoration". But 2017 the program shall still be held. I wonder what shall remain to be restored next year

bilulu:
I shake my head wen I hear a supposed educated being talked way u talk..... Wat can a 20k do for u? Or maybe u should advice one of ur own to take it n start hawking

You rather don't sound enlightened to me. You sounds pompous, denying N20,000 cannot impact positively the life of a Nigerian who is selling groundnut on the street...It's only on the Internet people always claim to be who they are not.

Some of those you are convinced are educated, are queuing up for N20,000 job to survive and you are here feigning rich-dad.

Why not support the initiative with your contributions (as a billionaire you are) and not whine and yet do nothing to change the situation?

Keneking:
Sai Osinbajo ....

lalasticlala - will you also get?

N20,000 to N50,000, N100,000 Too paltry

“We are working with these agencies to have that kind of glory of affordable loan to 1.2 million Nigerians to do trading of different kinds,’’ he added. What can these amounts do for business?

-Pure water business?
-Locally produced rice?
- Ugwu export?
- Ponzi scheme?
or what sef

My brother, it's not small. It will go a long a way in helping the people. Ask a Nigerian on the street who lives on daily income realised from hawking his sweet what N20,000 loan can do for him. Ask a mother who sells in Lagos market what N50,000 can do for her. You will be shocked to hear that N20,000 will be a phenomenal boost to their businesses.

You know how much some of these market women collect as loan from loan sharkers? At that, they are making daily repayment to the loaners.

It has a target audience, I bet it will work for them if well invested. It's laudable Sir.

BeeBeeOoh:
http://punchng.com/approved-dss-raids-arrest-judges-agf/

Citing Section 15 (5) of the 1999 Constitution, he stated that the state had a responsibility to halt all acts of corruption and could deploy any agency with the capacity to achieve that purpose.

I couldn't agree more to the above.
Corrupt Nigerians don't understand the phrase "Rule of Law". They understand it to mean, an excuse, an impunity to steal, an authority to misdemean as public officer holder.

Thumbs up Mr. Minister for your courage and bravely. Your loyalty and service are to the people not a few common criminals.
We well meaning Nigerians are with you intoto. Ride on Sir

Hahahahahahahaaha! Crazy world.

I thought I had seen it all

I hope someone sue her someday.

She's just a sensational blogger just like every other blogger. Attentions to her pages drive the revenue she craves. She sees it as fun and business. She's no different from LI and other petty & wannabe bloggers. They relish in personality assassination.

In fact, Hell awaits them as 1st batch candidates.

Smoke those rascals and ruffians out. Federal government should be encouraged to go all out.

Those my brothers are nothing but lazybones and criminals. They should be treated as deserving.

Fed Govt, good job!

Epic response!

I sight you bro.

ithink7:
My name is Akin. It was Friday 18th Nov 2016.

He seem to express a feeling of “I don kill somebody oh”. Everything happened so fast. I kept driving forward so that we could get to a safe place ASAP. A boy on a bicycle followed us and kept asking “Bros what happened? Are you injured? What did you do to him? There is blood on your shoulder. But I was too terrified to wait. When we got to Bode Thomas, I packed close to Delta kitchen, came out to evaluate the damage. It was then that I realized it was a gun shot.

I went home, parked the car then went straight to Bode Thomas police station. After narrating my story to the officers on duty, they asked me to go report at Mushin police station. I told them I am scared of going back to that area. Up till this moment, the panic of that terrible experience still persist as I am afraid of going out.

Now I am back home thanking God I came back alive. Do I want this issue to die down? I don't think so.

I am crying for justice on behalf of myself and other Nigerians that experience police brutality each day.

While applauding you for your bravely in surviving the happy-triggered cop. Am hugely disappointed you cowardly vanished from the scene and never returned to investigate the drunk cop and pressed for justice. You cant find justice in the comfort of your home and on NL...The stupid cop is out there and would still shoot others at wanton.

ithink7:
My name is Akin. It was Friday 18th Nov 2016.

He seem to express a feeling of “I don kill somebody oh”. Everything happened so fast. I kept driving forward so that we could get to a safe place ASAP. A boy on a bicycle followed us and kept asking “Bros what happened? Are you injured? What did you do to him? There is blood on your shoulder. But I was too terrified to wait. When we got to Bode Thomas, I packed close to Delta kitchen, came out to evaluate the damage. It was then that I realized it was a gun shot.

I went home, parked the car then went straight to Bode Thomas police station. After narrating my story to the officers on duty, they asked me to go report at Mushin police station. I told them I am scared of going back to that area. Up till this moment, the panic of that terrible experience still persist as I am afraid of going out.

Now I am back home thanking God I came back alive. Do I want this issue to die down? I don't think so.

I am crying for justice on behalf of myself and other Nigerians that experience police brutality each day.

While applauding you for your bravely in surviving the happy-trigger cop. Am hugely disappointed to coward hurriedly away and never returned to investigate the drunk cop and press for justice. You cant find justice in the comfort of your home and on NL...

OP, the picture is blur. We need a clearer picture of her face - for people to be wary of her. She's a desperate young girl

tosyne2much:
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10. Unraveling people's Secret

During investigation, some of them try to distress from the subject matter and will be asking irrelevant questions. This reminds me when a police officer harassed me as a suspected yahoo boy. He went as far as checking my phone contacts and wallet, only for him to find a condom in it. He began to preach to me that God frowns against premarital sex and I explained to him that I'm born again and sexually restrained until wedding night and that I only kept the condom in my wallet till my wedding night. He bundled me into the police van and took me to the station as a potential rapist.

Funny man. You really made a mess of the officer.

jmoore:
You have your doubts, abi?

Lie down!!!

https://dl9.glitter-graphics.net/pub/443/443659re0wmamdtn.gif

Nice one dude...

Fabulocity:
Eyah, but he looks hungry. Like im never chop for a week. They should pity him small. Na Buhari cause am

He was hungry, he couldn't steal Agege bread on the street but had the energy to drill through a brick wall and stole TV instead of a pot of soup and Garri. Was he going to chew the TV? He's a lazy and desperate young man. His live will never remain the same if he lives to tell the story.

Come to think of it, the general overseers of these schools had FREE (world class) education courtesy of the Catholic Church, The Lutheran Church, and other Orthodox churches.

Their own way of giving back to members of their churches who contributed fund to build the schools is to charge cut-throat fees for quality education.

Nigerians and slave-master mentality. SMH

myk2mic:
ex ...big boy, use still dey nairaland.How body

Myk2mic send me PM. I need your contact

limeta:
When the government was doing it for[b] yrs to keep yr[/b] feeding bottle full,then they also deserve it.

I am allergic to textspeak dear. Last I checked Nairaland was not limited by number of words/letters. You have a whole lot of space to make your opinion meaningful. Until then, remain blessed

This is what happens when Nigeria Police and the civilian partner. Criminals are smoke out of their holes and brought to book. Good riddance to bad jokes.

Crime does not pay. At the end, you will be caught and made to face the music. Forget the corrupt tendencies of some of the men of the Nigerian Police, they will still solve a crime if they want to.

These boys are part of the minor percentage of youths who whine and cuss the government instead of making their own contributions to move the country forward.

Niger Delta region got what they deserves. They are the architect of their problem

Unbriddled greed from their leaders, Militants anti-environment activities thinking they are dealing a hard blow to Nigeria as an entity. It all boomeranged and dealt a hard blow to the region. Even if Nigeria ran out of oil, Nigeria will still stand strong. I hope Niger Delta region also stand strong.