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InvestmentRe: The Mistake Was December Frozen #MMM by Koolking(m): 8:49pm On Jan 18, 2017
XVIER:
The mistake was frozen of account December. The truth is people were still PHing even at December and people still have trust in them. The media were speculating that they will crash December and that was the same December they had to frozen account. If you remember a betting site placed an odd of 1.70 that MMM will crash December. Many people bet on it that it won't crash. The owner of the betting site made a lot of money from it. My money 100k+ is in MMM too. But have moved on since December after I saw my account is frozen. MMM is just trying their luck to revive the system. Yes some will get their money if it's not much. But believe me it's a matter of weeks MMM will fold up, and pls if your money is in the system do not PH, be wise.
The most honest and sincere opinion from proMMM. You mean well for Nigerians. Thank you. Don't mind those desperate guiders encouraging participants to lose more money
InvestmentRe: MMM Has Refused To Match Me Despite My PH Being In Millions. by Koolking(m): 3:52pm On Jan 18, 2017
danowena:
I don't understand the logic behind it but one thing I know is that MMM is not desperate. If MMM was despirate, they would have matched me long ago. I have PHed 3 Million naira and I am waiting patiently to be matched so I can pay immediately.
I believe if MMM was drowning or sinking as the media seem to portray, they would have used the opportunity of those of us that have PHed in large figures to pay up those that GHed in small figures (but it won't be funny making those bank transactions as the number of people to be paid could be up to 50). I know so many of my colleagues (over 15) that PHed 500K and above but are waiting patiently to be matched.

So please, everyone should calm down.We were meant to use spare money only.
Below is the screen shot.
This is the problem. Your 3 Million has been classified (under Nigerian situation as necessity, bear in mind that minimum wage is N18k per month) and therefore can not be matched. Your money has entered 'voice mail'. Try again with your spare money in the range of 1k, 2k - 5k
InvestmentRe: MMM Sets N31.735 Maximum Withdrawal Limit by Koolking(m): 1:54pm On Jan 18, 2017
cashlurd:
please let's still exercise some patience
Just successfully PH of NGN300,000.

#IStandWithMMM
#YouShallStandAlone
InvestmentRe: MMM Sets N31.735 Maximum Withdrawal Limit by Koolking(m): 1:34pm On Jan 18, 2017
doskie:
my question is this.. Where did all the money go? Who benefits from this crash?
MMM guys are too slow to understand.

The money is not even in Nigerian banks where they all pay into, whereas Nigerian banks would have been trading with the money and they wont have any problem withdrawing as required.
InvestmentRe: MMM Sets N31.735 Maximum Withdrawal Limit by Koolking(m): 1:29pm On Jan 18, 2017
spacks:
Hmmm..Wetin person no go see for this naija....someone called me that am suppose to pay him because we were paired .......I told him i am not a member of MMM and he said brother please send anytin you have, na God pair us not MMM wink cheesy
When you are not Bluetooth
InvestmentRe: MMM Sets N31.735 Maximum Withdrawal Limit by Koolking(m):
anjigirl:
^^^You guys would have sorted it out before the resumption if you actually have common sense,beside i don't know what make you think those with small amount on their PO need more help than the people with big amount
Why is it difficult for you to understand that,some people collected loan,some lend money,some used their rent,some sold their things and some used customers fund to invest in the scheme,I know you guys are the one holding all our funds and there is nothing we can do about it
Just want you to shut down the web at once and stop killing us gradually
Hahahahahaaha! My guy don provoke at last.

Sorry bro. The truth is that, you guys all paid into a proxy account set up at the site backend. Forget the fallacy that there is no central account. Nigerian banks don't freeze your account. How come you cant go to bank and withdraw your money? The top shots guiders know what's up. Scams are always well thought out and played out.
InvestmentRe: MMM Sets N31.735 Maximum Withdrawal Limit by Koolking(m): 1:06pm On Jan 18, 2017
akpos247:
I've lost faith in Mmm.cos I've been matched but wen I called d person,he said he is not going to pay.
I don't blame him cos d way tins are going I wouldn't have paid if I was in his shoe
Does that mean you have accepted the fact that MMM is a dubious venture that can never change the world positively? MMM in the long short run shall engender untold depression, deeper than what recession would bring. Your money is gone. No Mavrovian wants to PH for you to be able to withdraw the 30K. It's MMM deliberate strategy to swallow your money. Just roll with the punches of your lost. The future is brighter

There is no short cut to wealth and happiness. Ideas and hard work will always rule the world. Wealth is ideas in abundance and happiness is a choice.
PoliticsRe: CNN Tweets About IDP Bombing In Nigeria, See Reactions On Twitter by Koolking(m): 11:50am On Jan 18, 2017
While it saddens my heart at this development, it's note worthy, humans are prone to grave mistakes in their daily dealings with others. Come to think of it, Nigeria's issues are always met with sensational press coverage.

USA army has witnessed jet pilot misfires, even with their level of professionalism. Just last year Norwegian jet fighter fires on it's own control tower and the world didnt even care. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/norwegian-fighter-jet-accidentally-fires-at-its-own-control-tower-during-target-practice-a6999276.html

Seems the world is waiting for Nigeria to implode. God will help this country Nigeria.
InvestmentRe: Anxiety As MMM Again Removes GH Of Mavrodians by Koolking(m): 6:00pm On Jan 17, 2017
kogistar:
This is just evidence of work going on on d new model…
Your money is not lost and u can still see it in your mavro as pending withdrawals.. BE INFORMED.”

“Like i said earlier the new model has been introduced and programmers are working relentlessly on the website to make sure everything is working perfect so we should play our own role by exercising patient and wait for the programmers to finish what they have started.

“Please do not panic if you experience any changes and please do not cancel any processed GH or PH to avoid your account being placed on moratorium.Your money is still intact and in safe hands. Long live MMM Nigeria!”/
Am just curious to know what MMM has been doing since the froze Mavrovians accounts since 13th Dec, 2016. I thought they took this measure to enable them remodel their website for seamless GH & PH. It appears they were re-strategizing to abscond with participants' money.

Methinks, the only problem MMM has with Nigerians is they refused to use their 'Spare Money'.

Sincerely, I don't pity those who lost money (they don't pity themselves). They live in absolute denial. Even with the situation on ground, they are still unrepentant. They saw the caveat on MMM-nigeria site, yet their greed blinded their objectivity, like a typical Nigerian who does not read instruction/manuals. We need to purge mental slavery from Nigerians.

InvestmentRe: MMM Considers 40 Percent Interest As Participants Reduce, Demand Withdrawals by Koolking(m):
Fabulousb36:
Pls lala stop taking MMM affiliated posts to fp its irritating ...
I might have to puke next tym.
wellmax:
Is this Nairaland or mmmland? huh MMM news every 1 hour
akthedream:
It seems Nairaland.com can't do without MMM.. Na WA oo. Tell us about our Economy biko..
What else would Nairaland have discussed? If not things that affect Nigerians, the world? MMM is worth all the pages attention on Nairaland. Negative and positive discussions are all welcome. Let see how we can drum sense into some of them proMMM brains. Lives are at stake.

You don't want to see MMM posts on frontpage, gloss over. We are interested to see the end.
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati: The Return Of MMM, Tales From Sambisa And The Boy Died by Koolking(m): 12:19pm On Jan 17, 2017
lalasticlala:
I hear you can get your money back, and MMM says they are ready to change the world.”

“I don’t know about changing the world, but let them change my sadness to joy by just returning my money, but now they say they can only pay a small amount per day and that those who invested big money like me should wait.”

“How much did you invest?”

“If I tell you the figure, you will know that the year is not new at all.”

“Tell me.”

“So you can go and tell your wife and your wife can tell my wife and the three of you can tell everybody. I just pray MMM does not mess me up, otherwise all of you won’t have anything to gossip about when you start looking for a casket.”
/
Hahahahaha! Very funny. Nigerians are the most difficult people especially when it comes to short cut to wealth
BusinessRe: 8 People Are Richer Than 3.6 Billion People Combined- CNN. by Koolking(m): 12:11pm On Jan 17, 2017
If MMM (Sergei Mavrodi, Vyacheslav Mavrodi and Olga Melnikova) is not among, the list is baseless

The smartest dudes on the face of the earth, who invented nor created any product but made trillions through brainwashing
InvestmentRe: MMM Yet To Pay Participants 72 Hours After Comeback by Koolking(m): 10:46am On Jan 17, 2017
Iamwrath:
Hehehehehehehehe





In other words, wait patiently for the mumu that will pH



What happened to all the money before the freeze
MMM used it to opened shop in Kenya, and blamed Nigerian Mavrovians for not using their 'spare money' to PH. They are buying time, believing Kenyas would be preyed like Nigerians so that they could use what they can recoup in Kenya to settle the 'poor mavrovians' as MMM tagged those who didn't use their 'spare money'. (Poor mavrovians are those who used their breakfast money to PH)

Am simply astonished how smart the owners of MMM are to brainwashed almost 3million Nigerians into parting with their 'spare money'. Even when they realised they have been scammed, they still want to put in their 'spare money'
SportsRe: Pogba Sign-on Fee: ManU Fans Query EFCC; EFCC Replies - Read Tweets by Koolking(m): 12:38pm On Jan 16, 2017
Marouane Fellaini should be praising God now for the relief. He had his own share of sour taste from ManU fans. Now attention has been shifted to Pourgba
InvestmentRe: MMM Nigeria Is Back! by Koolking(m): 12:12pm On Jan 13, 2017
ayoadeifee:
Seun do you hear? MMM IS FUCKING BACK
Oya lasticalala do your job asap.
Being back is not the issue, paying up pending GH is the real gist. Stay tune for update nextweek
InvestmentRe: Why Has MMM Not Released Official Statement Prior To Resumption by Koolking(m): 11:57am On Jan 13, 2017
pasol4real:
Oga u nid to go back to school n learn comprehension .
While u are at it u can go Jump into the lagoon cos MMM is back n stronger.
Bad belle ppl
((Smiles))
InvestmentRe: Why Has MMM Not Released Official Statement Prior To Resumption by Koolking(m): 11:18am On Jan 13, 2017
azidomedogo:
the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it.
If the above still does not convince you that your money is gone, you urgently needs to be reincarnated for the spell to be broken.
InvestmentRe: Why Has MMM Not Released Official Statement Prior To Resumption by Koolking(m):
Lastking147:
Lool Keep raising false hopes
MMM don abscond with una money tey tey
They still don't believe their money is gone even if MMM resumes 14. MMM will advise them that their money would be paid in installment...it's blatant lie.

If proMMM can put in the same faith in their small businesses as they put in MMM, they will excel and their life would be better. Greed is a disease that needs remedy.
InvestmentRe: 8 Reasons Why MMM Is A Perfect Scam by Koolking(m):
freshinsightng:
Disclaimer Clause/ Warning: On the MMM site is a warning advising members and that it is not an investment and that there are no guarantees of return. It also warms them to only use spare money to participate. It is written as “WARNING: THIS IS A COMMUNITY OF MUTUAL FINANCAL HELP! Participate only with spare money. Don’t contribute all you have”. This cleverly absolves the organization of blame in the event of default.
Nigerians...SMH. Even with the conspicuous caveat, Nigerians still believe MMM can cure their physical and mental poverty

BusinessRe: Beware Of Bitcoin, Swisscoin, Others, SEC Warns Nigerians by Koolking(m): 8:56am On Jan 13, 2017
grossintel:
Lols for those screaming liberty Reserve, I laugh in Chinese.. The US government can't shut down bitcoins, it's way out of their reach, if they could they would have done that since. Let me explain why it's not possible, bitcoin transactions are confirmed by nodes and nodes can be ran by any computer in the world that has the bitcoin core client running on it. Translation? It means the US government can ban this nodes from running on computers in the US, what happens to mine at home? Home land security can not come to my house in Nigeria to take my laptop! So technically for bitcoin to be stopped [b]you need to set up laws in all the countries in the world that bans and enforces laws to stop thousands of computers around the world from running this clients on them. Lol, if it was so easy I don't think we will have cases of terrorism in the first place. [/b]
You have just answered your question. Government has all the power to stop bitcoin payment system if it's proven to be a ponzi scheme and a silk road (online black market). Simple laws can work against it. IP geolocation can be tracked and mining farm locations compromised by FBI. Go read about Ross William Ulbricht and what happened to him as a darknet market operator. Enjoy while it last bro.
BusinessRe: Beware Of Bitcoin, Swisscoin, Others, SEC Warns Nigerians by Koolking(m):
petrov10:
this happens when we have a govt that can't follow new trends

no wonder naira value is in a cesspit
There is nothing like new trend in how bitcoin is being transact in Nigeria. The biggest fraud in the history of man is about to happen.

Chinese government issued the same warning earlier this week. Does it mean they hate trends? This is a country where 90% of bitcoin miners are located.

The thing about Nigerians is when we are in the forefront of things that favour us, we speak vocally against the truth.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Approved N80bn Special Funds For Sambo Dasuki by Koolking(m): 8:28am On Jan 13, 2017
sarrki:
Gej is the most corrupt being on earth

Yet the Wailers see him as there hero
Nigerians celebrate material wealth, therefore, people with ill-gotten wealth are the most celebrated heroes in Nigeria. Am not surprised.

Typical Nigerian mentality is warped.
CrimeRe: How UNIOSUN Student Adebisi Rofiat Was Killed by Koolking(m): 6:00pm On Jan 12, 2017
Crime does not pay. Misfortune and death remains the prize for wickedness.

On a deep thought, why didn't the foolish ifa charmed the DSS agents into forgetting about the case so that he can walk free?
PoliticsRe: Sowore Demanded N100m From Me – Lekan Fatodu by Koolking(m): 4:35pm On Jan 12, 2017
Damn! Looks like SR has bitten more than it can chew
InvestmentRe: She Lost Her Money In A Ponzi Scheme Now She Is Threatening Me by Koolking(m): 4:31pm On Jan 12, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
She doesnt have a case....ask her not to disturb you again or you get her arrested...

NO BANK WILL LISTEN TO HER!


Greedy and lazy Nigerians....

Kudos to the guy who originated the SCAM!

Ndi ara!
I mean rare Genius. Last night I spent hours trying to figure out the mystery surrounding this guy and the 'Satoshi Nakamoto' (Inventors of BitCoin).

The world is about to experience the biggest fraud with MMM & bitcoin invention in the history of mankind. Nigerians enjoy cutting corners and are too docile for my liking. They are the biggest target and they will fall abysmally.
EducationRe: Ebsu Student Who Did MMM With Fees Cries As Payment Ends On Friday(photo) by Koolking(m): 4:14pm On Jan 12, 2017
Mightyify:
lalasticlala, mynd44 Seun

Please, I need MMM participants to see this so they can help the poor girl.
Shebi! MMM is a community that provide help to members. That's what I have been told. The girl is lucky to be a member of the community that cares
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi Apologizes For Saying Ghanaian Music Influenced Nigerian Music by Koolking(m): 4:07pm On Jan 12, 2017
Season of apologies. 2017 will be a better year

Paul Bienkowski @MUFCLatestNews apologised to David Ade
Pretty Mike apologised to Nigerians and Lagos state government
Eazi apologies to Nigerians
Me, Myself & I apologize to all Nairalanders and Nigerians who I have ignorantly and consciously allowed my words, actions to demeaned them.

Why are Nairaland moderators so arrogant and heartless? Won't they apologise to all Nairalanders they have embarrassingly blocked on per seconds basis?
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Governor Ambode For Arresting Pretty Mike by Koolking(m): 3:53pm On Jan 12, 2017
AdoraAmadi:
The ladies NEVER complained. Did the governor have to order his arrest??

We journalists deserve to know what Mike's ladies had to say. Mr Governor u acted like an illiterate. Ignorance does not EXCUSE STUPIDITY.
For the first time in forever, I couldn't agree more with this woman on this.
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike Apologizes For Putting Girls On Dog Leashes by Koolking(m): 3:30pm On Jan 12, 2017
Roy11:
person future mother na him u do like dog....ur judgement is in heaven
While I strongly condemned his action in entirety, I don't necessarily blame him, I blame 'girls' who feel money can buy 'woman pride & dignity'. They gleefully accept all forms of debasing and inhuman treatment from the opposite sex and same all in their quest for attention, money and fame.

What the guy did is nothing compared to how women debase themselves in most musical videos and 'glorified beauty pageants'. Lagos state government is just jobless to pay mind to this sort of issue when the guy didn't force the girls to do his biddings.
BusinessRe: Brief Summary Of All My Business Encounter In 2016. - I Take A Bow by Koolking(m): 5:32pm On Jan 11, 2017
Ymodulus:
Tomatoes Business

At around April/may last year, I and IzikJon imported tomatoes into the country from neighboring country Cameroon. We imported tomatoes worth millions of Naira and sent them to various part of the country to sell.
Around april last year, tomatoes was hot cake or should i say gold. We both documented our adventure or sojourn on Nairaland here.


THE IDEA

Ater several thought of going into a new business which Half way  into the month of April, i have been reading wide and far ( i read the papers daily), and i noticed that that the product TOMATOES has been on the High Side due to scarcity

- Even celebrities were complaining:
 https://www.nairaland.com/3090036/waje-bemoans-high-cost-tomatoes
- Lagosians complaining: https://www.nairaland.com/3091570/lagosians-groan-prices-tomatoes-skyrocket#45398311


This was in Contrast to early Febraury last year when the price of tomatoes was as low as N300 / Baskets due to a Glut in the market. You can read here for more Information as to that date ( https://www.nairaland.com/2939685/tomato-glut-hits-katsina-markets ). Having taken note of this development, i headed my way for the popular Mile12 -Ketu Market in Lagos state, making the necessary research and then headed for my journey.


Soujourn

My Travel Soujourn and Experience.

I wont want to bore you with unnecessary stories so i will be brief, i will be sharing how we travelled from states to states in search for tomatoes.

Day1: LAGOS - JOS
We travelled to abuja via flight around 3pm and then board a sienna vehicle to Jos. Getting close to Jos around 10pm we were attacked by thieves close to the Jos Science High school Road., lucky enough our driver was fast to manuever and had go back. we go to jos around 12 Midnight.  we slept at jos to the next day


Day2: JOS SOJOURN.
-we visited the Farin-Gada market in to buy tomatoes. On getting there we were dissapointed there was nothing. The sellers attributed it to lack of tomatoes. We decided to meet the "Sarkin Kasuwa". I wont lie you Alhaji was to blunt to us ( Ymodulus and IzikJon ). He told us we wont get due to scarcity and that the few available are been sold to loyal customers. i got discouraged and stopped speaking to him.

-We then left and went down to mungo. we heard we can get from that area. we visited mungo, anpam west. we got nothing. we went all were we were advised too go. we literally slept among Fulanis even when we knew of the current fulani herdsmen fight. we spent 2 nights down in the bush. This is to tell you how deep into the bush we went.

Day3: Bauchi State / Jos.
- We woke up safely without been hurt by any herdsmen. They are lovely people. We drank live Cow Milk . i touched  cows easily and we all talked. We gave the fulanis N10,000 as a token of appreciation and then bidded them fairwell. They even saw us off through the bush down till we got a vehicle.

- We took a vehicle and headed straight to Bauchi to a town calles  Til De Fulani. This we did all to no success. In the town we were advice to go to another called Maga-Mungo Man. We went from Maga - MungoMon Village  to Gada to Angwari. All to no success.

- Same day we went to Borno State cause we heard we will be able to get in large quantity there. All these was to no success.

- Right in Borno State roughly about 30mins. We got to hear from another "Tomatoes Delale" in Lagos Mile12. That we can get tomatoes in Republic of  Cameroon. We asked him if he was sure, he confirmed to us that he was. He further added that 400basket of tomatoes came in from cameroon.

- This weekend us. my friend IzikJon said he couldnt continue on the trip. I told him not to worry. We both went back to Jos had a nice bath and went out to relax ourselves at Resort. All with the intention of travelling to Republic of Cameroon the Next Day.

Day 4: JOS - BAYELSA
Based on the information we got from the two tomatoes Dealer we have in lagos. They informed us that to go into the republic of cameroon we have to go through Bayelsa.

- We boarded a sienna through Plateau Riders to Abuja. We paid him extra to take us to the Airport at Lugbe.

- From Abuja we flew to Portharcout, and then board a bus to Bayelsa. This was the shortest route as bayelsa had no Airport. On getting to Bayelsa town i was troubled i recalled that bayelsa had no bordering town to cameroon. Thanks to my Google Map.

- We immediately  called our Tomatoes  Dealers in lagos and informed them of developments. My Major Dealer then told me a driver came down from Cameroon now with Tomatoes. We collected the driver's  number and we asked him questions about getting there. We then found out that we have to go through Cross River Calabar via a local  government call Ikom.

-We then went back to Portharcout. On getting to Portharcout we heard from a passerby that Ph- Calabar  is a 7Hour Journey by Road, As there was no direct flight that day to Calabar. This we were not ready for. If you use to travelling by flight you will understand.

-On checking the various Airline websites, We flew back to Abuja then board another plane same day to AKWA-IBOM UYO. We did this as the direct flight to calabar that day left already. We also heard that UYO to Calabar is roughly an Hour Journey.

-We got to Uyo and then took a vehicle to Calabar. We booked an hotel slept over till next day.

Day5: Calabar - Ikom. To Cameroon.

-We Checked out the hotel at calabar around 6:20am morning and headed to a park Called Ayade or Ayare Park ( Cant recall exact spelling but the park/pronunciation  is owned by the Current State Governor of Calabar. So we heard).

- We got to Ikom Local Government. And then made several Enquiries about heading ro cameroon. We got to hear that we cant get into cameroon without running  several  papers or bribing our way through. We decided to follow the latter. As it was the most Viable at that time.

-When we got in. We made research about where tomatoes can be obtained. We heard several Places, which we declined and headed to an area Filled with Hausas. we mingled spoke and interact in Hausa with them and they directed us.

- We made necessary  findings, till we were set to start..

We were so happy because the tomatoes we saw at Cameroon was as so described.- In Hausa " Jajaye Kaman Jini" :- As Red As Blood, Big and succulent. Have a view below


Special ShoutOut to Josites*. We enjoyed our Relaxation at the Tuscany and Resort Centre.





We were so happy because the tomatoes we saw at Cameroon was as so described.- In Hausa " Jajaye Kaman Jini" :- As Red As Blood, Big and succulent. Have a view below


You can read more on our tomatoes activities in details here..... https://www.nairaland.com/3094096/tomatoes-new-gold-town-nairalanders
The stress in your story is a huge discouragement to venture in this sort of business.

Mhen, this business is fraud with grave risk. Riskier than risk itself.
Can you imagine, spending the night at the mercy of Fulani herdsmen in an unknown location - bush. Damn! Highway threats of armed robbers to people and vehicle conveying farm produce, boko haram threats in the north/north central and danger-frauded Nigerian borders are gory. I won't take all these risks swimming in shark infested waters.

I respect your bravely and tenacity.
FamilyRe: Malawian Journalist Accuses His Wife Of Being A Witch (Photo) by Koolking(m): 2:21pm On Jan 11, 2017
sapien:
Do not suffer a witch to live. Exodus 22 vs 18.
This passage eludes me, please explain
PoliticsRe: APC Offers Me Bribe To Fight Gov. Fayose – Ekiti RTEAN Boss by Koolking(m): 10:23am On Jan 11, 2017
Name the members of the APC, if you don't know their names...you are lying. Come o, APC did you mean, All Parks Chairmen?

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