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CelebritiesRe: Drama On Instagram As Another Woman Claims She's Carrying Davido's Baby by Koolking(m): 9:01am On May 21, 2015
It's POSSIBLE. Someone must surpass Tuface's record. He can't remain a champion for life
PoliticsRe: BBC & DailyMail Apologize About Nigerian Restaurant Serving Human Flesh Story by Koolking(m): 8:00pm On May 20, 2015
BBC is liken to Nigerian journalism. Quick to report hear-say without its own investigation and research...sensational journalism is the order of the day.

Caveat! never believe in what you read or hear on TV and Radios. All seeking attention for personal gains.

PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Oshiomhole's Wedding by Koolking(m): 6:32pm On May 15, 2015
Did Ezekwesili said 'Oshiomole found love again?. Geez! It morally justifiable to say 'the bride found money again'. She just walked into privileges
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of President Jonathan & Adamu Muazu by Koolking(m): 5:32pm On May 14, 2015
Jonathan: You this smart cow. Never knew you were a traitor and an ingrate. I will ensure your premature termination before May 29

Muazu: President Jona bone that thing. APC don change the game. Insurance cover me wella. Who born Monkey (in silence)
TravelRe: The Hidden City Of Nigeria (ikot-ekepne). Another Akpabio Magic ! by Koolking(m): 9:32am On May 13, 2015
Quite a town to reckon with. Op, thanks for the info
BusinessRe: Why Insider Frauds Thrive In Banks- Assbifi by Koolking(m): 8:04pm On May 12, 2015
ducksoup:
I like how you started it, but you ended up rather pessimistic. Nothing thrives forever, even the strongest dynasty falls with time. I believe, a time for change in Nigeria will soon come (am not talking about political party type change). I mean real change. It will take a very dramatic tone. The world will come to reconcile with us. Strive to be the best you can be bro
Exactly my thought. Thanks for the observation
BusinessRe: Why Insider Frauds Thrive In Banks- Assbifi by Koolking(m): 4:29pm On May 12, 2015
kowema:
Too much English
The summary is pay and treat ur Staff well and save cost from Fraud.

How can a Bank pay A graduate that paid huge fees in school 30k and still expect Loyalty?
Kowema, I could help but permit me to quote you.

It's not about how much you are being paid. It's about positive impact, honesty and integrity. Honesty will take you far, but stealing willHow far can your dishonesty takes you? How much damaged has your dishonesty done? If you know your worth, you have value propositions, you won't settle for less. The truth is most Nigerians do not want to add value but they want to enjoy values through shortcuts. Our young people nowadays prefer to play bet190 instead of offering solutions to myriads of problems that plague mankind. That's value.

I strongly believe, a thief will always be a thief even if you give him the world money.
BusinessRe: Why Insider Frauds Thrive In Banks- Assbifi by Koolking(m): 3:56pm On May 12, 2015
Moral aberration is endemic and corruption is like an award winning brand in Nigeria. Wealth is our religion, and the majority sees nothing wrong in ill gotten wealth. Our supposed Role Models and leaders are the architects of corruption, how then will the proteges abhor such.

No system in place will checkmate corruption the way we yearn for. Corrupt minds beget corrupt systems.

Not until we changed our orientation for good and undo our mindsets of evil for patriotic zeal, we will continue to wallow in corruption and poverty.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Four Members Involved In Lekki Robbery Channels Television . by Koolking(m): 3:17pm On May 12, 2015
Story, story...storrrry!

NP has been known to parade scapegoats since 1900 before the advent of the Europeans in the interior of West Africa. I weep for those that are paraded as the culprits.

That robbery incidence was high profile considering the calibre of weapons used and the success rate of the robbery. Of course, someone will always take responsibility for such crime. Someone fate has rejected.

Who has ever watched 'Crime Fighter on AIT'? How come no big politician is paraded for his crime but crumby looking hungry boys. Once they are shown on TV the case is close.

Lead us not into temptation and evil we are never privy to...oh GOD
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Kissing Dolphins [photos] by Koolking(m): 6:49pm On May 08, 2015
Nairaland 21 Century Moderators are so weird, biased, mean and creatively deficient. Imagine the kind of news they post to NL front page nowadays.

SMH!!
CultureRe: 40 Old Photos That Will Show You How Times Have Changed In Nigeria! by Koolking(m): 3:31pm On May 07, 2015
Vintage. The lost glories of Nigeria. Wish the hand of time could be turned
FamilyRe: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by Koolking(m): 10:02am On May 07, 2015
MojiDelano:
What advise can I give her. I plan to rescue her but would she be alive by the time I am ready? I am afraid.
You are meddling into people's affairs.

From all indications, she does not want to be rescued. If she does, she knows what to do and where to go. Even the family she comes from doesn't see any need for her rescue. The fear of divorce is the beginning of wisdom to most married girls.

I just hope you don't become the victim who needs rescuing at the end of the day. I have learnt to steer clear from legally married peeps affairs.
FamilyRe: Judge This Case by Koolking(m): 5:46pm On May 06, 2015
softysparky:
What kind of yeye test is this one naa, dats how people end up eating stuffs they are allergic to simply because they don't want to offend mama.

Thank God my mum is not petty, if you don't want food she will just offer you drink or give you something to take home.
Your location: Sambisa. Roger that!!! Extraction team on the way...stay put
PoliticsRe: Buhari Set Implement Dress Code For Journalists Covering Villa- NigerianTimes.ng by Koolking(m): 12:05pm On May 06, 2015
Good Move. I support intoto.

Most female journalists going to Aso Rock, go there with premeditated mindsets of seducing the top echelon in government, hence their sensual-adorned appearances. They want to use the opportunity of interviewing the president to get to the top of their career. How foolish their thinking.

There was this female journalist who interviewed President GEJ (a few weeks before elections), her dressing was sensual and embarrassing to watch. From the President's body language, he was not comfortable. He was just smiling sheepishly at the each question and the lady was relishing the moment. I was like WFT.

This kind of scene should be checkmated and condemned. The office of the president is sacrosanct - as the highest body of earthly government, irrespective of the fact that, the authorities abuse the office.

I agree with this move
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle A Very Stubborn Wife? by Koolking(m): 4:29pm On May 05, 2015
daben1:
hahahahahahaha... Make i hear say ''for better for worse''
I tell ya. This singular recitation gives married couples audacity to misbehave.
CultureRe: Cross Cultural Marriage:interesting Tweets From White Lady Married To A Nigerian by Koolking(m): 3:26pm On May 05, 2015
Haahahaha, sister in-law, you have been perfectly assimilated. Edo people no dey carry last.

Typical made-in-Nigeria English is easier to understand.

Savour the bliss of your marriage to a Nigerian man

FamilyRe: How Do You Handle A Very Stubborn Wife? by Koolking(m): 2:54pm On May 05, 2015
You needn't sweat over a stubborn wife...life is too short. The simplest available option is to send her on exile of no return. I am allergic to "for better for worse".

What nonsense!!!
FashionRe: Photos:meet The Contestants For Miss Ait 2015 by Koolking(m): 2:11pm On May 05, 2015
The beautiful ones aren't born yet
EducationRe: Successful Nigerian Academics In The Worlds Top Universities. by Koolking(m):
Emmanuel Ekuwem, B.Sc., M.Sc., M.Sc., PhD, MIEEE, MISOC

Emmanuel E. Ekuwem is an alumnus of Obafemi Awolowo University (University of Ife) Ile-Ife, he holds a Bachelors Degree in Engineering Physics and two Masters Degree in Physics and Electronic & Electrical Engineering respectively as well as a PhD in Electronic and Electrical Engineering.

Associate lecturer at International Centre for Theoretical Physic - ICTP, Trieste, Italy

UNESCO’s ICTP (Trieste, Italy) Regional Coordinator of the Nigerian Universities Network (NuNet).

Visiting Consultant to the ICTP under the umbrella of the Aeronomy Laboratory and Programme on Training and System Development in Networking and Radio communication.

Consultant to UNESCO (Nigeria office) on the IT component of UNDAF.

He was a Fellow of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)/TRIL Programme of the ICTP on Intelligent Real-Time Computer-based Data Communication.

Was an Associate of the UNESCO’s ICTP for three years?
A winner of the Third World Academy of Science (TWAS) award for Research on the effects of Meteorological phenomena on Radio Communication (VHF/UHF) in the lower Troposphere.

Principal Investigator in the International Telecommunication Union (ITU)/R experiments on radio propagation phenomena in non-ionized media (in Africa).

He is one of the finest ICT experts the world has ever produced
PoliticsRe: Sticky Tales Around Diezani by Koolking(m): 4:16pm On Apr 30, 2015
Emenahagos02:
It was for this reason that Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, the Minister of Finance, had to call for a forensic audit on the matter. A reputable audit firm, PricewaterhouseCoopers has since carried out an audit of NNPC’s account and came up with the verdict that no money was missing. But this verdict does not appear to have impressed Buhari and his gang.  It did not conform with what they have chosen to believe. That is why Buhari wants to institute his own probe. He and his cohorts want to be told what they want to hear.

What should we then expect in the days to come? Compulsive and forced lies? Buhari may do well to spare himself the infamy of engaging in witch-hunting. There are many issues of national importance that should engage his attention. Vendetta and bad blood will only lead to a blind alley
On the bold statement: The author is a chronic liar. Perhaps he didnt read the audit report by PWHC, or probably living in denial. Rain can never wash the spot of a Leopard. No matter how much you are being paid to write this trash and push the truth under the carpet, it won't stand. Sanusi accused the govt he was serving of corruption, what stopped the govt from investigating Sanusi's whistleblowing on misappropriated NNPC funds? If investigation found Sanusi wanting, the govt has all the power to prosecute him for treason.

If Alison is innocence, why is she afraid to submit herself for probe? Guy bone that thing jor, stop taking panadol for someone's headache.
PoliticsRe: OPC Sacks Fasheun As President by Koolking(m): 6:40pm On Apr 29, 2015
Which OPC? Is it OPC PDP or OPC APC. Last I checked, President Jonathan divided OPC into 2 equal factions.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Lists 10 Challenges Waiting For Him by Koolking(m): 3:25pm On Apr 29, 2015
Editor1:
1. Endemic corruption “which has crippled human and infrastructure development for decades”

2. Poor provision of power supply “which has had a crippling effect on development of small businesses”

3. General insecurity and insurgency “that has caused extreme human hardship and destruction of lives, livelihoods” in the north-east and north-west

4. High cost of governance “that has been crowding out capital and human development”
If the above are tackled head-on, everything other challenges will fall into place.
PoliticsRe: Why Are These Two Igbo States Hated??? by Koolking(m): 3:09pm On Apr 29, 2015
With considerable certainty, those singers are from Anambra, Imo and Enugu.

Op, you can as well do something worth recognition as a breed from Enugu/Abia. You dont have to decree recognition. It should be earned. Adopt the Lizard mentality on recognition.
RomanceRe: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Koolking(m): 2:58pm On Apr 29, 2015
RedEboe:
Again another big lie.
MONEY can help you win (some) girls' body(ies) but it can NEVER help you win their Love & Loyalty
Fine boy may win you sex, but it will never keep a girl in your house. Love is long gone. Women feign love nowadays and marry for their own material benefits. Once the benefits are gone, marriage go sour.
Car TalkRe: Pretty Woman Spotted Driving A Dangote Truck In Ibadan..photos by Koolking(m): 2:12pm On Apr 29, 2015
...and what's the big deal? You have never seen women driving war tanks? Last I checked women were ex president Ghaddafi Libya's bodyguards
RomanceRe: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Koolking(m): 1:40pm On Apr 29, 2015
RedEboe:
1. Are you a fine boy?

2. Be Bold and Blunt:

3. Let your first date be in her parents house:

4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters.

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter:

LOL!!!
Dude, forget this epistle. The only language are

1. Money

2. More money
RomanceRe: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Koolking(m): 1:35pm On Apr 29, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]This may be true but I'm totally not in support of it.

Any man who does this to me will not be happy in that marriage. He should go and look for his own fresh girl and put a ring on her finger not to steal my own.

Ogun will strike such man and the yeye weakling of a girl for falling easily. angry[/color]
You should be the happiest man knowing another man has decided to bear your miseries. If she accepts another man in her engaged state then she obviously wasnt in love with you but only played you to settle down with you but F**k another man thereafter. Like they say, a broken relationship is better than a broken marriage.

Trying to save your life yet you are complaining they should wait until you die first.
BusinessRe: Crazy Request A Fan Posted On Dangote's Twitter Handle(screenshot) by Koolking(m): 5:08pm On Apr 28, 2015
Best answer to the post is to IGNORE. Nobody throws away N400,000 just like that. Dude never explained why he asked the question.
PoliticsRe: 10 Influential Party Chieftains Who Can Help Rally PDP Into A Viable Opposition by Koolking(m): 6:34pm On Apr 27, 2015
midolian:
Forget all this story, PDP can only be given another chance if and only IF APC performs unbearably below expectations.(Which is impossible with Buhari as the front man)..or performs worse than the PDP in its 16years of reign.(Misrule)
PDP can never come back. It's been dead and buried. Members of PDP were held hostage by the power that be when the party reigned supreme. APC ascendance to presidency marked the exodus of PDPites.

The party betrayed loyalists and made traitors. PDP can never come back, rather I see break up in APC to form a new opposition stronger than PDP (as opposition). Just like what happened in AD/AC.

Politicians in Nigeria are not loyal to parties, they are loyal to any government in power.
PoliticsRe: Explain Why Gov Ameachi Is Not Clapping In This Picture(photo) by Koolking(m): 5:45pm On Apr 27, 2015
adeekiti:
Dis picture is not real, check it and see it was merged together.. See the joining at the back of buhari grin
You got eye bro
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Puts Bare Ass On Display In New Photo. by Koolking(m): 5:44pm On Apr 27, 2015
kroo-kroo infested yansh. I see no reason why it should be that rusted. It best be kept under the pant that expose to ridicule
CelebritiesRe: Checkout These People Before Fame. by Koolking(m): 6:33pm On Apr 26, 2015
Haahahaha! Tuface resembles Wili Wili in the second image. Poverty is a curse

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