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PoliticsRe: ASUU Strike: Buhari Has Given Us Go Ahead To Intervene - Tinubu by kowalsky: 7:34pm On Jul 13, 2022
toffyz:
If by his intervention ASUU calls off the strike

Omo no jupiter can stop me from voting him in 2023.

This strike is delaying my programme big time.
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BusinessRe: Elon Musk Replies Twitter Lawsuit Threat With A Meme Tweet[Pictures] by kowalsky: 7:47pm On Jul 12, 2022
H0didon:
He can never be sad....His money is long grin.

Jack wan swindle this guy... Forgetting that he earned his bar, he didn't steal it like our Nigerian politicians.
This guy is a real Nigga.
As our Ancestors would say "Money answereth all thing".
Lol, Funny and foolish Nigerians.
Looking at the first page of this thread and its no surprise why this country is the despicable pit of filth it is.

No critical thinking skills, y'all don't think at all in fact. Just go online pick whatever sour agenda is being passed in your cankerous echo chambers and regurgitate it wherever you have the chance.

First off, Jack was thoroughly in support of Elon buying Twitter. He was ousted off his Twitter CEO seat a few months ago. Plus he's a Musk's quasi bro.

Secondly, Musk waived over his due diligence rights when he signed and submitted his buyout proposal. You would know if you read or asked what the content of that document was.

Foolish Musk basically chided Twitter's board with what he'd thought was a low ball offer that they'd reject.

Unfortunately for him the stock market crashed and tech stock including Twitter and his Golden goose, Tesla, crashed.

If the deal proceeded he'd be effectively dashing Twitter in excess of 10 billion USD for a non-profitable social media platform plagued with bots.

Now he wants to weasel his way out of the deal forgetting the binding contract he signed.

Unfortunately for him, the current market (with Twitter shares trading at sub $35 prices) made it a no brainer for Twitter's board to accept Musk's proposal - when he submitted his bid Twitter shares were upwards of $50 a piece.

They're gonna drag his sorry ass through court. At the very least he gets to pay the $1 billion dollar breakup fee contained in the contract.
And that's assuming his lawyers pull off something magical in court.

Right now all odds are stacked against him to cough out the $45 or so billion. And like the typical petulant manchild that he is, he's turned to posting memes on Twitter to rally brainless mofos like you.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels And Her Newborn Baby (Photos) by kowalsky: 6:27pm On Jun 30, 2022
cococandy:
She left them behind because she has kids and they didn’t? Is reproduction an achievement? Especially in this literal and economic climate?

Maybe you can tell them what other ways she left them behind which might make sense but having kids isn’t one of them. Almost anyone can reproduce.


Always trying to hide behind “thinking for myself” “the white man yen yen yen” to say things that don’t even make any sense.


And the only time you want to talk about the white man leading Africans astray is when it’s time for 70 year old men to sleep with 18 year old children.

Move jare
Lol. This misandrist. When will you give up on chastising men for being men.

Please an 18 year old is a legally recognized adult. So Ned didn't sleep with a child. Ned found love and so did Regina Daniels.

For all we know, Regina Daniels might've been the one who lured Ned Nwoko into falling in love. undecided undecided

You married your husband for the money and he flew you abroad. The story you told us was it was true love and we believed you.

Regina married her delightfully rich husband and has told us she's deeply in love with him. Why can't you believe their case is true love.

What's the difference between your love story and hers? undecided
HealthRe: Help, I Have Painful Mouth Sores(graphic Pictures) by kowalsky: 4:08pm On Jun 27, 2022
Saibits:
Stop your cap, that's herpes
Not herpes
HealthRe: Help, I Have Painful Mouth Sores(graphic Pictures) by kowalsky: 4:05pm On Jun 27, 2022
HarunaWest:
You need urgent medical help dude. You might be immuno compromised or lacking a vitamin. Either way, book an appointment with your physician. ASAP
Canker sores. Not Herpes simplex. Even if it were cold sores there's no need for op to be alarmed.

HPV is more common than you can imagine 3 in 5 people in the US have it if I remember correctly. Not associated with immunosuppresion
HealthRe: Help, I Have Painful Mouth Sores(graphic Pictures) by kowalsky: 4:04pm On Jun 27, 2022
maleekberry:
This nah herpes simplex virus.

Go and run a test (HIV and HPV)
These are not cold sores.
These are canker sores.

Op take some vit C. You'll be fine.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by kowalsky: 6:12pm On Jun 05, 2022
arimahoseloka:
Anyone here buys crypto from coinbase?

Coinbase 2 Coinbase
How much do you have?
AutosRe: Tokunbo Mercedes Benz C250 AMG 2012 by kowalsky: 4:53pm On Jun 03, 2022
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This A House Snake? by kowalsky: 10:20am On Jun 01, 2022
Enyimbamercedes:
It doesn’t seem to have the diamond shaped head of a venomous snake.

You killed it anyway so hope you at least eat it
Many snakes with diamond shape heads are not poisonous. Cue watersnakes, though not prevalent in this part of the world.

The most venomous snake in the world, the inland Taipan has a rather chill suave head much like this snake. Same thing for the deadly Mamba.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This A House Snake? by kowalsky: 10:16am On Jun 01, 2022
iwaeda:
One of the most poisonous and deadliest snakes in the world; they call it "paramole" in my area grin angry grin grin grin grin
False! Not even top 100.
Mildly venomous shokari sand racer. The chances of you dying from a bite from one of these is practically zero.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This A House Snake? by kowalsky: 10:14am On Jun 01, 2022
decub:
I learnt there are house snakes and their bites are close to harmless.

But personally, I detest that crippy thing and would reach for the closest stick/stone once I set my eyes on one.
This one can be harmful. It's a mildly venomous sand racer. Good thing is it's rear fanged so even with a bite you're unlikely to get envenomated except you let it chew on you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This A House Snake? by kowalsky: 10:08am On Jun 01, 2022
dave601:
I managed to break the head of this tiny thing in our compound this afternoon. I suppose it's just a house snake, right?
Sand racer.

Mildly venomous but still chill snake probably looking for warmth or hunting the rats in your house.

Rear fanged too so even if there was a bite very unlikely that thered be envenomation
Foreign AffairsRe: US Woman Encounters Water Snake, Vows Never To Swim Again by kowalsky:
muzeze77:
Came across this snake yesterday in US, does anyone know what’s it’s called
Where in the US? Looks like a watersnake, not sure. But I'm fairly certain it's not venomous.

Edit.

Did a little digging and this is in fact not a watersnake.

It's a kingsnake. Non-venomous eater of other snakes (venemous and non-venomous alike).

Put this on your property to hunt other snakes for you. Problem solved grin
Foreign AffairsRe: US Woman Encounters Water Snake, Vows Never To Swim Again by kowalsky:
ArchiLimited:
Whenever I see these snake stories and the snake "experts" always come out to clarify that "it's non venomous, non harmful, it will swim away when it spots you, bla bla", I'm always like "n**g, I don't mess with no snakes!" Whether it's so gentle to even ask how my children are doing, a snake is a snake, period!
Funnily enough this is a harmless hognose snake. Most water snakes are harmless.
CelebritiesRe: " Women Are More Intelligent Than We Men " - Majid Michel by kowalsky: 8:26pm On May 13, 2022
toujurs:
Who br this idiot, this one no get sense at all. A woman that rely on a man to provide for her, is what you call smart, You are a mumu man.

After being trained in school, they still come out to wish for a rich husband, Are u kidding me huh, Calling them smart. Guy chill o. Imagine ladies never had a kitten, Omo na suffer o. Bitter suffering.

Go to instagram and see how these women sexualize themselves, after they would come out to scream how men only see them as a sex object.
Lol. Chillax and kiss the truth. Women are many times more intelligent than men. They have photographic memories too.

Men only upend women cause they're more ambitious. Go to any top brass university and pick out the ten best students in any department, you'll have 7 women and three boys, granted one of the boy will most likely be the best.
PetsRe: This Dog Was Killed By This Angry Snake [photo] by kowalsky:
OlawaleBammie:
According to nairaland snakes examiners...The head of the snake is not triangular so we can safely conclude that its not a venomous snake, hence, u re the one that killed ur dog by ursef, u just lied on the poor snake head just because the snake no understand English
This is a very venomous spectacled cobra.
Edit.
Monocled not spectacled
CelebritiesRe: Heavily Pregnant Rihanna & Her Boyfriend, ASAP Rocky Spotted In Barbados by kowalsky: 12:55pm On Apr 21, 2022
Lol. RIH baby kiss
FamilyRe: Is Modern Marriage A Scam? My Own Story by kowalsky: 8:17pm On Apr 17, 2022
Aystarz:
You're darn right about Cococandy. Been watching her since I signed up in 2009, and I dare say, even though she's married, that lady is a man-hater.
I call it the trophy wife syndrome
FamilyRe: Is Modern Marriage A Scam? My Own Story by kowalsky: 7:29pm On Apr 17, 2022
cococandy:
Any day nairaland men are not crying about girls and women, is that even a real day? Did the sun even rise? Always super obsessed. Eesh
Lol shut up.

If they have tears, allow them cry.
You're always quick to denigrate men, whether it's for their emotions/pain or their problems with women.

Begs the question, what's your issue. You're extending your emotional manipulation from your matrimonial home onto Nairaland?
FamilyRe: Is Modern Marriage A Scam? My Own Story by kowalsky: 7:18pm On Apr 17, 2022
sgtponzihater1:
Cerebral physics:

They expect a who is at fault type write-up. The finger always points back to men in this case. You didn't search well, you didn't study her, you didn't investigate.

Interesting as the above line of thought sounds, it puts the buck back at the feet of men. Men would always be the mule that bears the brunt.

Nothing wrong shaming a pot bellied man, but it's offensive to call a lady fat; use plus sized instead. Like no harm calling a man jobless and lazy, but a woman who makes up at 12noon is one who just want to relax and be taken care of.

Life is hard for men. The only thing men need is someone to cheer him on. Tell him well done for the little he is doing, and tell him don't worry when he fails, we can try again tomorrow.

It will all be well with all the men putting in the work, and all the tears dropping down their brows will not counting as nothing in the end.

SgtPonziHater
Men only need a cheerleader. But even that is tacitly gatekept from them. You're forced to toil away like a mule and only get cheers if you ever reap a bountiful harvest.

But not all men will reap bountiful harvest. Matter of fact only a few percentage of men will ever reap a harvest, nevermind one that's bountiful.

life is an endless stream of strife for these men who get the shorter end of the stick.
They must watch the world unnapreciated as the golden boys fvvk their crushes.
They must deal with resounding ridicule every day on end.
They must bear the torment of being the brunt of the litter.
They must understand that they don't matter. They are useless. Their existence is only a reference to put the magnificence of 'better' men in perspective.

We are emotional beings. These men NEED emotional stimulus to feel alive. They need their cheerleader. They never get it. And its a sad world until they die miserable death or by some miracle of chance (and sweat) ascend to the 'better' men category.

Woe onto men.
Car TalkRe: How Much Do You Think It'd Cost To Fix This by kowalsky(op): 10:14pm On Apr 01, 2022
JamesbaIIy:
Lol, joke's on you. He actually meant 25k Naira.

Meanwhile that's an issue with these newer vehicles with all their tech and mixed materials and sensors, and that's why a salvage title would probably be next.

Naija repair no go reach even a fifth of that estimate, bulk of which would be importing the parts since it's a new vehicle.
Haha. I had no idea he was talking Naira grin

The headlights on that thing cost 1.8 million Naira apiece. Lol. And both were scuffed.

The cruise control sensor, that black panel below the grille, goes for 3.7 million Naira. Lol

They didn't actually write this particular car off. it was fixed.
Car TalkRe: How Much Do You Think It'd Cost To Fix This by kowalsky(op): 7:16pm On Apr 01, 2022
Officialgarri:
25k max with painting
Oh wow, very close.

Was surprised cos I had no idea itd cost that much to fix what looks like a minor damage.

Actual cost was 31k. That's brand new 2020 Accord money right there.

Car TalkHow Much Do You Think It'd Cost To Fix This by kowalsky(op): 7:07pm On Apr 01, 2022
Not my car. Found on a car subreddit I frequent.

It's a 2020 m340i.
Hazard a guess? I have the actual cost from the OP and it's shocking.

CelebritiesRe: Ibiere & Julius Agwu's Marriage Crashes. Wife Relocates Abroad by kowalsky: 11:34am On Mar 26, 2022
Focusmind:
My brother, I don't know o.

My father has been down with the usual old men sickness like prostate, mild memory loss, HBP. But my mum has been steadfast with painstaking love, feeding him, changing his clothes and dressing the bed for him. I have insisted on getting an assistant for her but she said no because of the negative news about house girls that connives with outsiders to murder the old people they are living with.

She stayed with him in the hospital for a complete year, bathing and dressing him. Our prayers is that we should all be there together for our partners - the man or the wife. Nobody knows tomorrow
Lol. That's because she's old too. If your dad came down with any serious illness in his 30s-40s she'd have eventually japa'd or cheated on him.

And I'm not trying to bash women here, even your dad too would've japa'd or gotten himself a mistress if your mom came down with a debillating illness when she was much younger.

Its just how life works. Marriage used to be an institution that sorta held against the trials and tribulations of life - for better, for worse - but that's no longer the case.
FamilyRe: What Benefits Do Married Persons Enjoy Better Than Single People? by kowalsky: 4:56pm On Mar 25, 2022
manchyme:
Well, think about your old age.
When you have become like baby, helpless and dependent. Nobody can take care of you like your wife and children whom you raise in a beautiful family environment. If you no fear anything fear your old age.
Why would you want to continue living when you're as helpless as a baby?

Life is short and fleeting. Make the most out of it and enter your grave when you're far spent.
FamilyRe: What Benefits Do Married Persons Enjoy Better Than Single People? by kowalsky:
As a guy you should never get married.

Marriage is societal construct put in place to guarantee the future of females and children. It doesn't pay you in any way.

You'll get tired of fc*$k#ig one woman.
You'll slave away your life and die earlier than said woman.
You'll loose you freedom and natural sense of male adventure.

The only allure marriage had for men was finding that one pure damsel who would do (and give) anything to keep you happy. So you slave away slowly to your death knowing the mother of your kids is truly 'yours' and yours forever in sickness, health and wealth. That was enough gratification at the time.

Nowadays that pure damsel is a myth. Marriage in the Nigerian society is an economic arrangement to yoke men with responsibilities without the 'joys' of marriage your forefathers had.

Your wife is not pure. She's fvcked a thousand and one dude before you. She probably thinks of her razz bf in Uni with the long schlong while fvcking you.

She's not loyal. She married you solely because you were her best option at the time for a better future. If this status quo changes her loyalty changes.

She's not 'yours' and I know that sounds possessive but in truth it was this 'possession' of women that fueled the male ego and spurred them on to accept the slavery that came with marriage.


21st century woman is not yours in any definition of the word. She probably has a better paying job than you. So you can't control her.
She probably has a literal horde of men chasing after her, so she has options.
You mess up and she fvcks her ex or her boss or your friend. And there's nothing you can do about it.

So you don't have any of that ego driving, testosterone pumping 'control' over your woman. She's your equal and rightly so. I genuinely believe a time will come when women will have more direct power than men. They already have more subliminal power.


Anyways. You're not getting any of the goods men used to enjoy in marriage before now. All you have is a yoke of responsibility.

You're tied down to one pvvssyy. When naturally you should be fvcccking as many as you could.
You have to devote a huge part of your income to raising kids who'll only remember their mother instead of polishing yourself up for more pussy and more worldly success.

You relinquish the two things that make you a man 'absolite desire to conquer the world' and 'absolute desire to fvvck as many young pussies as you can.'
As a man those two traits are ingrained in your mental state, yet marriage comes in and pacifies you turning you into a meek homely man who society tells must provide a good home for his family.

But society doesn't care about you. It only cares about your family. You're a readily disposable asset. You job on this planet is to work work work and raise a good home, then die. Why do you care about society?

When you marry you're dancing to the pied Piper tunes of a fundamentally corrupt world.
You're choosing society over yourself. Society doesn't care about you and it should burn.


Put yourself first. No, love doesn't come because cupid shot an arrow into heart of the girl of your dreams.
It comes when you prove your worth as a man. When you are successful. When you dominate your world however miniscule it might be.

Chase riches. Bang young bvctchess. Have a thousand baby mamas.

Think of Davido and think of your probably dead father.
The former might be a high riding junkie but he definitely smiles more everyday than your dead beat dad whose laughs come only in marriage anniversaries when he's told by a woman past her menopause that he was the best thing that happened to her.

You can be the best thing that's happened to many young girls in their 20s.

Work hard, retain your indominatable spirit and never settle for the 21st century marriage facade.


Edit. Oh, and if you're a girl reading this. Same thing applies. Don't lose your hot banging body bearing kids for a man who's only chasing you cos he needs companionship in his lonely world.

Society needs you to bear kids so society can continue. Hustle (or fvck your way to the top) and maybe when you're 35 you can consider giving up your body for those precious bundles of joy.
PoliticsRe: Ramatu Tijjani Aliyu Empowers Mothers, Calls For Gender Friendly Environment by kowalsky: 1:11pm On Mar 13, 2022
Lol. They steal your money, turn around to give you peanuts and you dumb f*##$ applaud them like the brain dead sheeps you are.

Nigerians deserve all the s@#* they get.
HealthRe: What Can I Do To Save My Hairline From Going Back? (pics) by kowalsky: 2:15am On Mar 13, 2022
Comradewhy:
You do have a receding hairline,well it might be hereditary
You can apply caster oil. Mix it in coconut oil and apply everyday on your scalp. It will slowly cover your hairline.
Diet- Must take care of your diet eat protein rich food. Avoid junks.

Take proper sleep of 8 hrs.

Exercise-by practicing yoga and running it will circulate blood properly in your body.

Drink plenty of water. It is must.
Use mild shampoo to wash your hair.

Also remember one thing. This takes time so be patient and wait for the results.

Lastly,it might be from your hair stylist, don't let him push your hairline when giving you a lineup.
Also when next you are having a haircut let him know about your issues,he certainly might be of help.
By the way you have a nice hair texture.
None of this psuedo scientific s*## will work for male pattern baldness.

It's genetic. And your only true options are getting a hair transplant or wearing a male wig.
CelebritiesRe: Isreal DMW Lies On The Ground For Davido In London by kowalsky: 8:53pm On Mar 05, 2022
obontami:
This fool be chasing clout like a stupid bitch on heat! Tha fucck?!
Lol. Man's in a Rolls Royce in London.
Seems like whatever he's doing is working tbh.
AutosRe: 2020 Model Honda Accord Sports Toks Good Deal Full Option by kowalsky: 2:57pm On Mar 03, 2022
hubcruz:
yes it’s a v4 engine. typographical error thanks.
No issue boss.
Cool ride

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