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Properties / Re: Can You Swim In These Swimming Pools!? -(pics Attached) by koyyess: 6:10pm On Jun 10, 2022
All these 'i wan marry virgin' he-goats will like the red pool.
Investment / Re: EFCC Declares Miebi Bribena Of Baraza Ponzi Scheme & Wife Wanted For N2b Fraud by koyyess: 3:07pm On Jun 10, 2022
Dem don enjoy people money finish. Its time to suffer now.
Phones / Re: What Are The Top 5 Most Used Apps On Your Smartphone? by koyyess: 2:25pm On Jun 10, 2022
WhatsApp
Facebook
WPS
Chrome
Politics / Re: I'm So Proud Of You - Dolapo, Osinbajo's Wife Hails Him by koyyess: 11:04am On Jun 10, 2022
Useless delegates.

Autos / Re: I Finally Bought The Tokunbo E250 Ford Econoline For 1.4m (PICS ATTACHED) by koyyess: 10:59am On Jun 10, 2022
Repaint it and recoat the interior seats.

What do you plan using it for?
Health / Re: Prostitutes In Zimbabwe Now Using Bread Packets As Condom Prices Rise by koyyess: 10:52am On Jun 10, 2022
Good news for broke Redpillers.

Relocate and stop with the constant nagging.
Politics / Re: Anambra: Why I Sacked 1,000 Teachers – Soludo by koyyess: 10:45am On Jun 10, 2022
This is what he did in CBN. That's all he knows how to do.

By the time he is done with that state, na only UGM go remain for that place.
Phones / Re: My Phone Got Stolen And Now This Is Happening To Me. by koyyess: 10:40am On Jun 10, 2022
I will love to be awake when a b@b00n comes to my window like that.

It will run back to its hole with one hand.
Crime / Re: Man, 25, Uploads Lady’s Nude Pictures On Social Media After Sex In Hotel by koyyess: 9:52am On Jun 10, 2022
If zoo can take their laws seriously, alot of negroes will land and languish in kirikiri.

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Romance / Re: Closed! Just Gotten Myself A Crunch!. by koyyess: 12:45am On Jun 10, 2022
eazzzy1:
Ladies in the age range you want would not date or marry a man of your age for anything other than money sir. For a retired school principal, you may not find what you seek.

Maybe you should adjust the age range to 50 and above and also modify to include widows.

Exactly.
Romance / Re: The Game Of Finding A Wife.. True Stories by koyyess: 12:35am On Jun 10, 2022
bigpicture001:
I am a "not very financially bouyant guy in mid 30's in pursuit of a life partner for the past 7years. And in all my adventures, I have experiences I will like to share with us all...

Firstly, I was botherds when I was about 26 to get a good relationship that may lead to marriage since I was working then with a paltry wage.. and then I believe I and my lady will work out our ass aand make life better..

I was wrong

Turns out that the first class ladies ( those with much education, good job and big ambitions) they are usually beautiful though , wouldn't even look at me. Then I was banking on my very good looks..

Then I moved to the next level of girls.. the average working ladies ( tailors, supervisors at workplaces.. infacct middle income girls) reason I wanted working paatner is cuz I am not having much to run a home single handedly.. surprisingly, even Thou those ones want a husband with good looks and good. Behaviours and good income , they still wouldn't look my way.. dou they even tried relationship , but as times goes , they run cuz moneey wasn't flowing

At that stage I attracted all classes of girls cuz am very clean and work but don't any good thing at all... At this. Stage even the. Bet Naija sales girls level, the least class wouldn't even listen to me. They get close and soon run away after they see no big money around me...

I waited for some time and got into huzle Wich required me to be dirty unlike before... time was running out. Am past 30. I was desperate to get a good financial balance..

Now with the income at 100k. I tried the first class ladies again.. (not same set of ladies).. yes they like your huzle so they claim and like Your new income, but they don't see u as classy and clean enough for them.... u tried showing off some dough... But they prefer guyz with less money but cleaner jobs.. ( I mean income above my den incomes at 26)

I moved to the middle class again.. this ones like me.. and stays with me.. and try to grow with u... I am happy I am finally settled, but because beauty is natural, they are equally beautiful, but in middle range. Income... Soon because of my care and attention, they become even finer.. alas.. a pharmacist,doctors, bankers, govt ,workers etc will come and take them away.. even when I earn as much as those guyz.. just because of the place of work..

At this stage.. I don't even want to look at the third class girls.. they keep rushing me.. cuz I can afford alot of things.. I want at least the second class ladies.. the more. U work to get them, the more they come and the more ppl with white collar steal them away..

As my huzle keeps climbing, income claimed to 350k monthly.. now I am more confident, I attract alot of third class ladies and those old one whose prime time has passed ready to maarry u today... But no I don't want them.. I still dream a good working wife with whom. We can join forces and live dream family life..

The first class starts to notice me, cuz I now go to bannk and withdraw 500k once.. even the bankers kept smiling at me.. I started. The journey of first clases again... (Mind u, I rate boss entrepreneurs among first class..)

This time dey allow themselves to get invited..go on dates..get to know ur huzle..but would be very reluctant to stay or go...they can't make a decision.good flat,car etc matters to dem.and once someone with cleaner huszle coms,...off dey go! With the message..sorry, your. One. Of the. Nicest guy av met"

Well second class ladies too are alsso somewhat staying..but mostly old ones..but they have thier eyes outside looking for those first class guyz...

The third classes are ready to marry me today today..ND start having children,but I will have to build a life for them whilst even me am struggling...that will be like a new big task...and. Most third class aren't even educated..but also beautiful...

I don remove my eyes from first class,cuz I can't get them again..their demands aare so high...but what about second class ladies..on average incomes..na who go marry me.like this bayi...


You are even calling it a game? You are not yet ready.

Enter market when you turn 50 years. Let's see if you will have a grading system with your erectile dysfunction.
Romance / Re: How Much Damage Have Redpillers Cost Your Relationship by koyyess: 11:49pm On Jun 09, 2022
blinking001:

Your comments are everywhere bar relevant informative threads. Why?

Same as yours. But you don't see me gnashing my teeth over it like I own this forum.

Who are you to question how I comment here?
Romance / Re: How Much Damage Have Redpillers Cost Your Relationship by koyyess: 11:33pm On Jun 09, 2022
blinking001:

Do you have a life outside nairaland?

Do you?

Monitoring g@y spirit.
Celebrities / Re: Make Your Woman Your Side Chic - Teebillz Advises Men (Photo) by koyyess: 11:02pm On Jun 09, 2022
Cypress042:
Bad advice, my wife can't endure what i do to my side chic, Nah i want my wife to stay alive for me and train our children.

While you kill another person's daughter? Karma no dey sleep o. Are all your kids yours?

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Prostitute Dies After Her Madam Pushed Her Off 6th Floor In Dubai by koyyess: 10:55pm On Jun 09, 2022
Bad news for Redpillers.

The only kind of females that makes them feel like humans have lost a member.

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Romance / Re: Evidence Of Reincarnation by koyyess: 10:38pm On Jun 09, 2022
Whazar:

You can see this happened before our own very eyes. Mahatma Ghandi ordered an investigation into this and the report confirmed that reincarnation could have taken place


Keon also posted some examples you can check them out too. You learn when you tend to be inquisitive not just believing what you are being told

Possibility not certainty.

I am at liberty to be sceptical and no it did not happen before my very eyes.
Romance / Re: Evidence Of Reincarnation by koyyess: 10:04pm On Jun 09, 2022
Whazar:

You can make your research by searching the name

Its not about the story but about reincarnation itself.
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu: Tinubu Not Fit To Rule But Feels Entitled by koyyess: 10:03pm On Jun 09, 2022
I just tire for the matter.

Some people should get ready to boil their shoes and eat it like kpomo by this time, next two years.

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Romance / Re: Evidence Of Reincarnation by koyyess: 9:57pm On Jun 09, 2022
I don't believe.

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Romance / Re: Why Is The Internet Filled With Relationship Topics Everywhere by koyyess: 9:38pm On Jun 09, 2022
Blame Redpillers.

They are the ones creating those topics.

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Romance / Re: How Much Damage Have Redpillers Cost Your Relationship by koyyess: 9:34pm On Jun 09, 2022
luminouz:


Again

I need help nigga...I am addicted
to raping goats lipsrsealed undecided embarassed

Romance / Re: How Much Damage Have Redpillers Cost Your Relationship by koyyess: 9:28pm On Jun 09, 2022
luminouz:

I won't
...these messed up cravings of mine is embarrassing

Ok grin seek help.

Romance / Re: Closed! Just Gotten Myself A Crunch!. by koyyess: 9:26pm On Jun 09, 2022
imagrg:
I know some people would want to condemn me for looking for a wife on Nairaland instead of doing so on the streets. But let me remind you that we have a wider audience here more so, I'm addicted to using this forum as a front to solving most of my challenges. And it has so far help me achieve my objective.

I will be 58 by June. Widowed. In fact I lost my precious wife to heart failure about a year ago and just recently here, I felt lonesome and my three children advice me to go into a relationship that should culminate into marriage soon.

I live in the Capital of Edo State. I retired as a School Principal two year back.

I'm of average height; on the slim side; tolerant and God-fearing.

Any interested lady living in Edo State should please check my signature below for contact information.

SCAMMERS, PLEASE KEEP OFF!
May God bless you.

Who told you 34-41females will find you compatible with them age wise?

Look for your age mates and marry.

Edit: he shifted the age requirement upwards. Still 41+ doesn't fall into the compatible age range.

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Romance / Re: How Much Damage Have Redpillers Cost Your Relationship by koyyess: 9:15pm On Jun 09, 2022
luminouz:


I am this sex starved and I need attention

W@nk your brain out on this comment and shut up.
Food / Re: Village Oil Yam And Vegetables (pics, video & recipe) by koyyess: 9:07pm On Jun 09, 2022
SisterFire:
...my friend how are doing , can u prepare this ?
...FYI it can't walk with green pepper

I'm good.
Why not with green pepper? I am addicted to it.
Romance / Re: How Much Damage Have Redpillers Cost Your Relationship by koyyess: 9:05pm On Jun 09, 2022
luminouz:


Make I Just rest na

Cho cho since morning like a f@g that I am...

What would it take to have a fellow negroe fvCk my anus ni?

Let me Goan cook dinner for my big d1ck prince jare

Your life, your business. We don't care so shut up and stop craving for my attention.
Food / Re: Village Oil Yam And Vegetables (pics, video & recipe) by koyyess: 8:58pm On Jun 09, 2022
Delicious. Will try this with green pepper. wink

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Romance / Re: How Much Damage Have Redpillers Cost Your Relationship by koyyess: 8:50pm On Jun 09, 2022
The only type of females Redpillers can try their sh1t on with success are cheap pr0stitutes and fish heads with 0% self esteem.

Those are their God given spec. Praise be.
Car Talk / Re: Japanese Government Expresses Interest In Nigeria’s Auto Industry by koyyess: 7:34pm On Jun 09, 2022
Then what can we sell to them that is ours? undecided

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Politics / Re: Thugs Attack Igbo Traders Who Closed Shops To Register For PVC In Alaba Lagos by koyyess: 6:58pm On Jun 09, 2022
Tinubu is working.

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Romance / Re: Man Fainted In The Middle Of S£X After Discovering The Lady He Picked Was A Man by koyyess: 6:46pm On Jun 09, 2022
grin grin grin grin

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