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Health › Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by Krismas(m): 7:59pm On Jul 26, 2021
Konection:
shocked

Let me come in here, note I tried it and taught someone and it worked.

A week (7days) after your menstruation, go close to your husband for sex. When your menstrual period is over, start from that day and count.

Girls are usually 2-5days after your menstrual cycle.

Believe this and it will surely work.
coolWot are u saying set? It’s not clear. Are u saying OP shud relax from it for the first 5days, cos dat is wen girls are formed?
Health › Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by Krismas(m): 7:49pm On Jul 26, 2021
AntiWailer:
Na fraud dey Naija. Most of them will put empty water that will make the process fail and you know IVF na 50/50. So u will never know that they never had a ale embryo identified in the first place.

The surest one is flown abroad for analysis.
grin Dey deceive urself! Wen women dey born with IVF for here like fowl?
Health › Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by Krismas(m): 7:46pm On Jul 26, 2021
Ayemileto:
shocked

Nigerians should learn to use Google search.

You'll get lots of options with scientific explanations.
coolOga google no reach. We want d google dork, street wise. Someone don suggest raw onions and doggy style. If don’t have any idea, then just sempe
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo Paid Graduate Pastors ₦38,000 Monthly — Sahara Reporters by Krismas(m): 9:44am On Jul 25, 2021
uthlaw:
na pple help him buy 4 private jet and private Universities.....if all the pple that read his book finances Change, while do we still have poor people abi all of us no go buy the book.... biggest scam of the highest order!
coolStory. The private jet is for the church not his own. The university is for the church not his own. Abi u don know the difference? Now here is the mystery, a man read a religious book and it gave him business strategy yielding millions for him! How manage? Even the bishop laugh sometimes wen sharing the story. Its just God. Any pastor depending on salary will die poor. U depend on miracles. The bishop has too many, how many can I share? Once they had no money to pay salaries. So he instructed the accountant to prepare the pay slips, after threatening to sack the man if ever SAYS THERE IS NO MONEY ever again in his church. B4 the close of day, a man drove by and asked him ARE U D BISHOP? He said yes! The man gave him money enough to cover for d salary. He told him that he was to leave Lagos, but he couldn’t. And has being perambulating all over town cos SOMETHING TOLD HIM TO GO GIVE THE BISHOP MONEY! He didn’t know which bishop, so, anywhere he went, his question was, ARE U D BISHOP? Some replies he got were, WHICH BISHOP? So, he just drives off. He visited several places and it was only Oyedepo who said I AM THE BISHOP.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo Paid Graduate Pastors ₦38,000 Monthly — Sahara Reporters by Krismas(m): 9:26am On Jul 25, 2021
karnap:
Pentecostal church are one man church, so I guess there own way are different
been a pastor is a calling so imaging you got sacked from your calling
if they gave them employment letter and salary scheduled, by law they can terminate their contracts.
but its suppose they moves them away to another church
coolThe calling of pastor, shud not be confused with church employment. They are still pastors. If they were really called. If church employ an accountant and later sack the accountant, that does not mean the accountant is nolonger an accountant.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo Paid Graduate Pastors ₦38,000 Monthly — Sahara Reporters by Krismas(m): 9:15am On Jul 25, 2021
ChiefSosa:
#38,000 in a monthhuh! Yet, they'll still pay tithes, offerings, etc How much money will then be left for them to take care of themselves and families? I never knew pastors were meant to collect salaries, I thought they were doing the Lord's work? Will Oyedepo be happy or quiet if he was getting #38K per month??
Or is Oyedepo a_PIMP?
coolOyedepo has never received salary in his life. In those early days when pay was like N20 salary a month or so. If they give him, he puts it into the offering box immediately. Till he directed accounts to be putting it straight without even giving him again. Now, people bless him with millions, free gift! NOT TITHE OR OFFERING. Just dash. For the roof of the church, it was one single man’s dash to the bishop. The man did not even know the church needed to roof. He read a book bishop wrote and his finances changed miraculously. So he came to appreciate d man of God! The pastors knew the pay package b4 they entered? They were not forced? Ok. I don’t think the complain is valid. The only tin I see, is that those accounting ministers that kept back monies meant for pension and housing belonging to fresh pastors in their personal accounts shud be dismissed. It’s FRAUD. The bishop does not know abt it.
Business › Re: Illegal Debiting! Help by Krismas(m): 5:57pm On Jul 22, 2021
Kizyte:
Login to your Gmail (same as the old phone) on your new android phone. Go to Playstore under 'Payment and Subscriptions', then under Subscription, disable auto renewal.
coolUr method go work so? Omo na big issue with google oh, say ur old phone is NEVER removed from their portal and u cant use their playstore without the phone wey dem steal on top the gmail u take register.
Business › Re: Illegal Debiting! Help by Krismas(m): 5:49pm On Jul 22, 2021
Grandmasteer:
Guy nah to go your bank first when u noticed this nah. why u dey dull yourself, so Dem dey collect that kind huge amount, u dey here dey talk say u don't understand u are confused.. e be like say u no really need money cus nah Obi cubana mama born you . Bros Everybody eye dey red for this country man must think fast when he/she is loosing money when no be say e dey do giveaway
cool No na. U cant just tell bank to deactivate ur card, give u new one! Is either u form say ur card lost or them steal am. So destroy d card b4 u go bank and tell dem say ur card is damaged. New one na like one-K. That will stop d subscription debits. Then learn how to use PayPal for online transactions later
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Inspects New Russian Fighter Jet Unveiled At Air Show by Krismas(m): 1:43pm On Jul 21, 2021
Skynet45:
Except for the f35 is not that stealthy one isreali f35 was hit by Syria s200 not even S400 but the America kept it secret

https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/did-russian-made-s-200-missile-strike-israeli-f-35-back-2017-52957?amp
coolS200 Russia gave Assad as deterrent to d audacious Israeli airforce’s criminal and irresponsible violation of Syrian airspace
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Flaunts His Incredibly Fit Physique Ahead Of Oleksandr Usyk Fight by Krismas(m): 1:16pm On Jul 21, 2021
RMoneyInTheBank:
listen to this fool... we ate talking about heavyweight championship... And you are comparing it with Olympic armature fights where Men's bouts consist of a total of three rounds of three minutes each... Hahahaha
coolU no truly know boxing grin Usyk does not have more Heavyweight trait, gift or experience that AJ has. While AJ has all the fluidity and tactility of a Lowerwight boxer, which Usyk has. Usyk, unfortunately is about to suffer his first career loss.
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Flaunts His Incredibly Fit Physique Ahead Of Oleksandr Usyk Fight by Krismas(m): 10:50am On Jul 21, 2021
RMoneyInTheBank:
Go and fight your mates... Apart from kliscko's fight, you are yet to prove yourself...andy Ruiz cannot stand 3 rounds against wilder or fury... So don't even count Andy Ruiz as a big fight...

You are the most boring heavyweight champion I have seen ...continue to malinger those who will beat you blue black and blue
coolMumu. AJ has an OLYMPIC GOLD medal on boxing! No be beans. U have to get pass plenty talented Amateur Cubans to do dat. The moral of the story is that, AJ is champion for a reason
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Flaunts His Incredibly Fit Physique Ahead Of Oleksandr Usyk Fight by Krismas(m): 10:21am On Jul 21, 2021
Skynet45:
The Eastern European go beat am. Those guys are beast and tougher than pussy ass British. Goodluck AJ, Odua nation supports you
coolKlisco, puvetkin? Are they not Eastern Europeans?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Olakunle Beloved: Sex Before Marriage Is Not Sin (Video) by Krismas(m): 5:13am On Jul 21, 2021
Kobojunkie:
1. What marriage Law in the Bible nullifies slavery? Can you be more specific please? undecided

2. Did God stipulate a bride price for marriage when He defined it in Genesis 2 vs 24 undecided

3. Did God specify a law against the marrying of one's own sister or cousin during the time of Abraham? undecided

4. Of what importance is who Cain married to this conversation? undecided
coolUr arguments are completely off key. Yet u think u are biblically sound. I have resolved NEVER to read ur comments again. Bye
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Olakunle Beloved: Sex Before Marriage Is Not Sin (Video) by Krismas(m): 4:27am On Jul 21, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Again, Hagar was a slave wife- she remained a slave to the first wife even in marriage and her husband knew this. So, What is wrong in referring to a slave woman as just that? undecided
coolIt’s complete falsehood. Marriage nullifies slavery. U cannot be both at the same time. Even the law forbids it in d Bible. Which bride price did Abram pay for Hagar? To whom did he pay it? How was the marriage contracted? Also, why did Abram marry his own sister Sarai, if he is not a fornicator? And If fornication is a sin, who did Cain marry in d Bible?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Breaking News: Rockets Fired At Israel From Lebanon by Krismas(m): 7:40pm On Jul 20, 2021
Crayfish09:
Syria also shot down Israeli rockets yesterday. Who gave them the right to do so? If you don't want trouble, stay away from it. As weak as Lebanon is, it's not Gaza. Hezbollah sank that into Israel's head in 2006 cheesy
coolSorry, I did not understand ur post earlier. I have liked it. My quarrel is with d person u quoted. Tanks
Foreign Affairs › Re: Breaking News: Rockets Fired At Israel From Lebanon by Krismas(m): 5:58pm On Jul 20, 2021
vibre:
The likes of Amazontopaz, budaatum, krismas and co. Won't say anything about this o, the moment Israel starts bombing the shit out of these terrorists, you will see them running their dirty mouths all over the thread.
coolOn Sunday, the Lebanese Armed Force stated that "an Israeli enemy warship violated the Lebanese territorial waters opposite Ras Al-Naqoura for a distance of about 333 meters." Shortly after "a similar hostile boat breached the aforementioned sea spot for a distance of about 203 meters, and its members also threw a flare bomb over the aforementioned sea spot" before leaving. The Lebanese military said it had registered a formal complaint with the U.N. Interim Force in Lebanon, the peacekeeping force tasked with preventing conflict at the border.

That same day, Lebanon's official National News Agency reported that Israeli forces had fired three flares outside the security wall near the southern Lebanese border village of Mays al-Jabal
Foreign Affairs › Re: Breaking News: Rockets Fired At Israel From Lebanon by Krismas(m):
Crayfish09:
Syria also shot down Israeli rockets yesterday. Who gave them the right to do so? If you don't want trouble, stay away from it. As weak as Lebanon is, it's not Gaza. Hezbollah sank that into Israel's head in 2006 cheesy
cool
Politics › Re: How Sunday Igboho Was Arrested In Cotonou - LEADERSHIP by Krismas(m): 11:20am On Jul 20, 2021
AkalaJ:
Chief Sunday Igboho should have gone farther than anywhere in East or West Africa to travel out. All West African countries (in particular) are Nigerian lapdogs when it comes to this kind of situation. Being a German residency holder could have allowed him to travel from a North African country or used the Libya route. Nigeria government was really out to get him. He should have been more cautious.
coolGoing to Libya, means traveling thru northern states. He would have been caught since. Benin republic is not bad, but why go to d airport? Rather lie low in the rural areas for a while, den move west towards Ghana far away from Nigeria, by roads, preferably smugglers routes
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Sacks 40 Pastors 'For Low Income From Their Branches' (Video) by Krismas(m): 2:17pm On Jul 19, 2021
LebenNG:
Oh you expected something like that to be spelt on paper? paper that can be exposed anytime? and you know nobody wants controversy, talk more of a church?,its only the pastors that understand that meaning. Its okay to engage the pastors to know what caused low membership in their church so they can strategise ways to redeem that than outright sacking. I bet the affected churches now have newly posted pastors whose offer letters and instruction to deliver has been duely stamped and signed.
coolDid it occur to u, that 40pastors were discharged? And only one came to media to complain. If there was an injustice, the number of complaints wud have been more. U obviously don’t know the level of indiscipline among these pastors. So hold ur peace
Crime › Re: Suspected Cultists Kill Big J, MOSIEND Leader In Bayelsa State (Graphic Photos) by Krismas(m): 1:57pm On Jul 19, 2021
coolThis candilady has succeeded in diverting the thread away from the original path of dat of a promising Ijaw youth leader that was summarily assassinated. She only wants to create traffic for the post. The person may not even be a woman. May analysis of this sad event shift away from Candilady?
Crime › Re: Suspected Cultists Kill Big J, MOSIEND Leader In Bayelsa State (Graphic Photos) by Krismas(m): 1:23pm On Jul 19, 2021
Candidlady:
Nothing gives me joy than seeing this gender roast
coolWhy?
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Sacks 40 Pastors 'For Low Income From Their Branches' (Video) by Krismas(m): 1:22pm On Jul 18, 2021
Toks2008:
I wrote here some years back of how things play out in Christ Embassy where i was a member of the HAven, a PCF segment of the churcjh.

Haven is made up of rich professionals who love to finance the gospel in the church. Anytime there is any huge project, the burden is on this group to cough out the finance.

But when i had a terrible accident in 2001 that made me totally incapacitated, there was not even one of these group members who gave me a dime pending when i get back on my feet.

Months after i was able to walk again i resumed worshipping at the church and guess what...just a month after i got back to church, we had a meeting to raise money to buy a car for the pastor of that branch at Alakija. I just shook my head and left the church for good.

I hope they have changed. Many churches are all about the money they can get from members and they don't really care about the welfare of same members or even care so much about the primary purpose of soul winning.

This is why i say salvation is a personal thing... Don't look at the churches but focus on Christ Jesus, accept him as lord and saviour and relate with him directly and not through any mortal man like yourself.
coolI do not claim to know the running arrangements in Christ Embassy as I have only attended their meetings for brief periods. Equally, I can’t gauge the wide of ur story beyond wot I see in ur post. What lackest u yet? It seems to me u did not make spirited effort to reach out to ur group. U assumed they were in the know already, which shud be sufficient to motivate and mobilize them to reach out to u. Most times no be so. U have to ensure their active mobilization. U have to push ur case. Its d way it works. Its for the same reason d church does not assume the gro shud know what is lacking next. They call a meeting and brief them and secure their commitment
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Sacks 40 Pastors 'For Low Income From Their Branches' (Video) by Krismas(m): 12:24pm On Jul 18, 2021
CodeTemplar:
That part about all branches having accommodation isnt true. It is 90% wrong.
coolAlso the part that all winners pastor is full time work is RUBBISH. There are part-time pastors
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Sacks 40 Pastors 'For Low Income From Their Branches' (Video) by Krismas(m): 11:40am On Jul 18, 2021
SARSCoV2:
Hello...

You not on page


No one is sending anybody to relocate. It's a Franchise. Same with redeem. You can buy it with money by just forming holy ghost for 2 month. What matters is what you are able to remit afterwards.
coolU are a successful LIAR. In this instant case, the pastor must prove his calling by the success or better still, TESTIMONIES from his branch. U can see how he was lamenting about severance package and accommodation provision. Its clear hes d one who thinks he was in a regular employment. People don’t envy pastors for salaries and stipends. But for amazing gifts they get from those who their ministrations added value to lives. I am not surprised this man was laid off. He is in the wrong profession
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Sacks 40 Pastors 'For Low Income From Their Branches' (Video) by Krismas(m): 11:17am On Jul 18, 2021
emmanuelpopson:
U don't get it. He wasn't made the Head pastor within a year. Didn't you hear when he said he was among those selected for the new 10,000 church growth the man of God planned in 2020 and people who are selected or trained are leaders of the branches. He must have gone through training and their Bible school.. And since he was available. He became a leader..
grin Wot have I said differently? How can u be a leader under one year? I have been thru the Bible school, why am I not a LEADER?
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Sacks 40 Pastors 'For Low Income From Their Branches' (Video) by Krismas(m): 11:13am On Jul 18, 2021
Patrioticman007:
Why is the church selfish ?.
You mean you want the pastor to move his family to a village of less than 100 villagers from the city ?. What school will his kids attend ?. What of the health institution in the village, that cannot cater for medical emergency ?. Why must the church sacrifice the younger generation for the church, instead of the GO's to be staying in the villages to win more souls, nope they will rather die in the comfort of the cities. My question is that what Jesus preached about loving your neighbor as yourself ?.
coolWhich village in Ekiti has less dan 100people? U don know wot u are saying. Wen the Bishop moved to Ota, it was a confirm jungle and burial ground of churches. The headquarters of the most wicked witches in Nigeria. Ur ability to turn the desert into a well spring, is proof God called u. Excuses is irrelevant. Result cannot be hidden. This pastor is strongly advised to change profession. Maybe a media person is his natural calling as I can see
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Sacks 40 Pastors 'For Low Income From Their Branches' (Video) by Krismas(m): 10:54am On Jul 18, 2021
AmandaTalks:
A pastor at Winners Chapel has cried out after he was sacked for not generating enough money in his branch.

According to the pastor, mr Peter Godwin, he was invited by the state pastor and getting there he met other pastors about 40 and they were all sacked over low income in their branches.

Watch the video below from 2.44 minutes as a Living Faith Church Pastor reveals how he was sacked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLhcBEjpwxg

Blogger, Maureen Badejo also talks about the sack too. Watch from 40 minutes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_IpH8dndJk
coolAnother trash news! How can a man be employed in August 2020 and in less than a year, he becomes the head pastor of any church in Living faith? Really?? Well he was discharged for POOR CHURCH GROWTH. Nowhere in the discharge letter was POOR OFFERING GENERATED, mentioned as reason.
Family › Re: Another Marriage About To Crash. by Krismas(m): 10:42am On Jul 17, 2021
Pecoleee345:
Why does the society see men hitting women as bad thing but women cursing and abusive as normal.

A woman who curses and abuses you will still have the nerve to ask you for money.

Am not a perfect man..... I have my flaws but I am careful with words because I know what bad words can do to people.

Should a man be forced to stay with a woman who curses, abuses and threatens to get him arrested if he touch her despite you have never lay a finger on her in 3yrs of marriage.

People are telling me she is doing it due to anger that she doesn't mean it......am told to avoid making her angry and is that possible.
She gets me angry most times but I just leave the house and go cool off...
I have tried to teach her the act of keeping quiet in moment of anger but she never learns

She is permitted to rain curses and abuses on me because she is a woman and am expected not to react because that's how most women behave.

At this junction have made up my mind to divorce her.....I never wished for this but I can't take this ...... many people see this character of most women as normal (am told there power is in the mouth) but I can't.

Lastly men please avoid women raised by single mother they come with venom and naturally demage psychological...they will take revenge on you for their father's sins.
cool

Celebrities › Re: Kechi Okwuchi New Photos by Krismas(m): 6:20am On Jul 17, 2021
Seequadry:
Not funny.. but funny

Why flaunting those laps.... Nothing interesting here to see

She jst keep reminding those that lost someone to the crash how there loved ones die....

If na Japan, she ll be tagged coward
coolU are very wrong. The militarist doctrine of d Bushido, widespread in Japan in that era 1912, plus d glorification of anything kamikaze and harakiri has since been defeated in WW2 of 1945. The Jap society is more cosmopolitan and sympathetic, not suicidal. For the lady, I only wish modern cosmetic surgery could do more for her. She has obviously been traumatized.
Christianity Etc › Re: Daniel Olukoya Celebrates His 64th Birthday With His Wife All Loved-Up (Video) by Krismas(m): 5:49pm On Jul 16, 2021
coolHappy Happy Birthday to a profound Man Of God! Dr D K Olukoya. Many more days on the earth. I just love ❤️ this man of God!

Phones › Re: Ten Things You Didn't Know Your Smartphone Could Do by Krismas(m): 5:13pm On Jul 16, 2021
NwaIgboBoy:
The 1st one na scam!!!!
coolNa lie u lie. Most smartphones can see infrared light. Just point a remote to ur phone lens IN THE DARK. Wen u squeeze the remote, look at the phone screen. U will see the point of light from ur remote. Do dis and tank me later
Phones › Re: Ten Things You Didn't Know Your Smartphone Could Do by Krismas(m): 5:06pm On Jul 16, 2021
HenryDion:
Stop supporting mediocre writers with ludicrous reasons such as noise pollution.

Each point listed does nothing to expand on the supposed rare features of our phone.

It's not because of noise, but because the writer lacks a coherent train of thought and purpose.

I can write a masterpiece while standing under a scorching sun, amid bus conductors and drivers.

Most Nigerian writers need to understand how to actually create value, not list points for the sake of creating an article and driving traffic.
coolI do not see anywhere in the OP’s write, that suggest his list of functions of fone capabilities was exhaustive. I expect others wit geek knowledge to extend the list as some had done.

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