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Family › Re: This Baby Face Something Is Not Working For Me by Krismas(m): 10:28am On Jul 05, 2021
omoadeleye:
Hardship or too much fvck age someone
grin Are u sure? Too much BLEEP bring old age? Can u bleep more than RED CARD ROY? Why him no old?
Family › Re: This Baby Face Something Is Not Working For Me by Krismas(m): 10:10am On Jul 05, 2021
illicit:
Infact I have infant face wink

Most people assume I am a student

The funniest thing is that I keep getting younger instead of older

I don't know how or why
grin grin Lucky u grin grin
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Krismas(m): 8:11pm On Jul 01, 2021
U
Meklex:
This wan no dey move like fiverr o... Domain I buy since never sell... I believe one day I go sell am sha
cool grin Keep it up bro. E go pay las las. Meanwhile, how fiverr be? I want someone to coach me on it. Tanks
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: It's Ridiculous To Believe That Buhari Has Died (Video) by Krismas(m): 12:11pm On Jun 28, 2021
cool

Business › Re: What Can One Do Legally To Be Financially Independent In 2021? by Krismas(m): 6:02pm On Jun 27, 2021
zoezoelogistics:
You can use fintech apps like Bamboo and Trove. I use Trove, you can check my profile for details.
coolCan u organise tutorials on dis? Tanks
Business › Re: My Experience Making Income Through Digital Marketing by Krismas(m): 5:33pm On Jun 27, 2021
coolI am surprised wot u’re marketing is 72 IG training. Instead of ur own training.. They trained u, why not train others? Or there is commission for referral?
Career › Re: How Are You Developing Yourself In Life? by Krismas(m): 1:55pm On Jun 27, 2021
Revere27:
Trying to get a niche on Fiverr to augment income and keep body and soul together.

To all APC Loyalists, oya collect microphone and tell us how una they develop una self's wink in this economy cool
coolPls is fiverr not suppose to be Amazon kindle direct publishing? Pls how does it work? Am trying to take a go at it. Tanks
Investment › Re: Ten Legal Ways To Become A Millionaire In Nigeria Before 2022 by Krismas(m): 11:05pm On Jun 26, 2021
palsenator:
You did well but on that number 6 , it is not for everybody. It is a very technical business and not for dullards. I am a forex trader with track records and I consistently make profit but I do tell people that it is not for every personality.
coolU are the kind of FOREX coach i’ve been looking for. The blunt type! Why not organize tutorials on the subject for me
Investment › Re: The ABC Of Making Money Online By Buying And Selling Domain Names by Krismas(m): 4:01pm On Jun 21, 2021
coolInteresting
Career › Re: 20 Online Businesses That Can Make You Rich With Just A Laptop & Internet by Krismas(m): 3:56pm On Jun 21, 2021
JohnPortar:
Try affiliate marketing on Twitter or Instagram and watch your life change.
coolOrganize Tutorial for us bros. I want to learn. Tanks
Health › Re: I Am A Human Chimera by Krismas(m): 3:11pm On Jun 21, 2021
Cindy222:
Thank you so much Krismas,I appreciate you wink....I got the alert. God bless you.
coolI tank u too. I’ve read all ur stories. They are inspiring. Keep up the good work.
Politics › Re: Ibom Republic: Akwa Ibom Coalition Storms UN, Plans To Leave Nigeria by Krismas(m): 11:08am On Jun 19, 2021
YouWillNotWin:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/06/18/akwa-ibom-coalition-storms-un-demands-ibom-republic-plans-leave-nigeria


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRpxIoKL9Hw
coolWho needs Akwa Ibom in ND? Edo Republic come on! We use to be great great people once! Mark u, the Oba is greater than crude-oil. U monarch-less Ibiomites
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Okotie Celebrates 62nd Birthday After Mocking TB Joshua by Krismas(m): 12:22pm On Jun 18, 2021
HeWrites:
Founder of the Household of God Church Rev. Chris Okotie on Wednesday clocked 62, days after releasing a statement mocking the late founder of the Synagogue Church of All Nations Prophet Temitope Joshua, Igbere TV reports.

Okotie posted an article on Instagram written by his spokesman Ladi Ayodeji in his honour.

The article was titled “Okotie: A Troubadour and Myrmidon of Christ @ 62.”

Okotie had in his own article, which was released there days after Joshua died on June 5, described the prophet as “wizard at Endor who assumed the title Emmanuel”.

Writing about Okotie, Mr Ayodeji said,

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQK__y8Jy_-/?utm_medium=copy_link
coolHappy Birthday Man Of God. LLAP cheesy
Education › Re: Maxwell Eseosa-Aimuan, UNIBEN Lecturer Shot Dead By Gunmen (Photos) by Krismas(m): 9:16am On Jun 18, 2021
Babara1994:
Why you hate the buildings? You hate Ekosodin join?
coolEkosodin grin Boys scout zone
Education › Re: Maxwell Eseosa-Aimuan, UNIBEN Lecturer Shot Dead By Gunmen (Photos) by Krismas(m): 9:06am On Jun 18, 2021
Lovexme:
You get am! Hall 4 fellow
coolAkanu ibiam u mean grin
Education › Re: Maxwell Eseosa-Aimuan, UNIBEN Lecturer Shot Dead By Gunmen (Photos) by Krismas(m): 8:59am On Jun 18, 2021
Cokahot:
Heya. See that useless block wey I wrote exam that year for 2014. I hate that useless building .I hate Al the buildings reach june 12 from faculty. I hate every building I see there. But why kill dis young Nigg a na.i sabi am,tho I never crossed his path. E get one other lecturer charles. He dey pol science. Too arrogant cos he graj with 1st class.
coolIts Faculty na grin Cant u see d popular orange Bush in d picture. But na boys scout off am. Look no further
Health › Re: I Am A Human Chimera by Krismas(m): 1:37pm On Jun 17, 2021
Remijuice:
Don't waste your time on Simps..
coolU cudnt be more mistaken. I still have d money right now on me. I believe d sister is not interested. Cos i’ve waited all day for her. Am afraid d offer is lapsed. Tank u for disbelieving me.
Health › Re: I Am A Human Chimera by Krismas(m): 1:19pm On Jun 17, 2021
Tickles001:
..hmm. praises and offering. Is this mere generosity, or am I missing something?
I don't want to say what I'm thinking. But this your level of admiration is looking like worshipping to me, or what do I know sef huh huh
coolU are not a Chimera. U will not understand
Health › Re: I Am A Human Chimera by Krismas(m): 6:32am On Jun 17, 2021
Cindy222:
Ate up ke cheesy cheesy....He was absorbed biko....
coolI was admiring you true. 1. U survived in conditions he didn’t 2. U choose to preserve him within u, so his memory will not be forgotten 3. He will be remembered as long as u live. U’re amazing. If I told u I have N20k for u for being 1dafully made. Hw will u react? If u do not consider It merger, reply with ur bank, acct and name. Though i already know u’re Ene Monteze Onazi. Tanks

Sports › Re: Coca-Cola Loses $4 Billion As Ronaldo Removes Soft Drink To Endorse Water by Krismas(m): 2:18pm On Jun 16, 2021
BigDawsNet:
Cr7 does not own the conference interview...it belongs to official of the Euro...

As a player or manager of a team..You don't have take any of that drink..

They are just there as AD nothing more
coolRules change from time to time, depending on how people challenge them. Footballers have been challenging game makers for sometime now for using their names and images without royalties. Though d game makers insist the competitions from where their copies emerged are FIFA owned and have already paid FIFA royalty. I can’t ad for u wen I have no contact wit u! U have contact wit Euro, good but Euro is not CR7. There has to be someway to manage d difference
Health › Re: Nairalanders, These 100% Organic, Natural Food Supplements Might Interest You by Krismas(m): 1:35pm On Jun 16, 2021
H
StrongestMan:
I'm not just called the StrongestMan for nothing,

It is because, I give my body all the care it needs by taking All the essential nutrients.

You too can be called the StrongestMan by your wife, Gf, or people around you, if you start giving your body all the essential nutrients it needs today.

Try out our products.
coolWhats d name of ur product? How does it look like? No pics to show? What is the price range? How can it be gotten? Dis are details ur ad shud contain
Sports › Re: Coca-Cola Loses $4 Billion As Ronaldo Removes Soft Drink To Endorse Water by Krismas(m): 11:57am On Jun 16, 2021
BigDawsNet:
Ronaldo was supposed to pick just the water, answer his questions and overlook the coke...he was only doing I too know...it's not neccassry atall....

Gather here if you are c.ronaldo fans so we can go and beg Coca-Cola together embarassed
coolI tink he did not want to advertise Coke for nothing. Coke and subtle ads! CR7 is not brand ambassador for coke, so wot was d product doing on his table?
Health › Re: I Am A Human Chimera by Krismas(m): 11:34am On Jun 16, 2021
Cindy222:
His presence and consciousness nope,normally I can't even eat everything because my diet is restricted.
coolHow restricted is ur diet? Pls don tell me u cant drink Coca-Cola! It will make me moody. Hope u know u’re an interesting person? Even ur 222 is interesting. Triplet numbers are always numerological interest
Health › Re: I Am A Human Chimera by Krismas(m): 11:22am On Jun 16, 2021
Elipsis:
I have the exact birthmark on the same place too. Could it be that i'm also a Chimera? There wasn't a scan when i was born to confirm if my mum was carrying twins or not.
coolWhy not attach pics?
Health › Re: I Am A Human Chimera by Krismas(m): 11:15am On Jun 16, 2021
Cindy222:
I have always wanted to write about this but I have been procrastinating but here I am today writing about it.

Firstly I am a Human Chimera (Twin Chimerism),we are quite rare,many people have no idea what it's about but I am going to write about it,I can't do that in one day but I am going to do it by starting today.

A chimera is essentially a single organism that is made up of cells from two or more individuals i.e it contains 2 sets of DNA,with the code to make 2 separate organisms. People who have 2 different sets of DNA are called Human Chimeras.

Chimerism is a natural phenomenon, a medical mystery that has not really been understood fully till now.

My mother was pregnant,as usual pregnant women go for scans to ascertain the sex of the unborn child and guess what? They told her she was having twins(a boy and a girl) she was excited. She got things for twins and all. Lo and behold,the delivery period came and all that,before I came out,it was a tug of war,they almost did a Ceasarian Section(CS) for her but as they were wheeling her to the theater I popped out,they did all they could to bring out a my twin but couldn't find any other child.There was no 2nd child,everyone was shocked,I guess they searched and searched.

That was when the confusion started,they said it was a medical mystery. They said I absorbed my twin,This was in the 90's though. I was born with a one in a million kind of birth mark,one part of my ass(which I cannot show you) down to my thighs and lower legs are dark in complexion and the other part of my ass(I cannot show you that too) are fair in complexion down to my thighs and lower legs,people who know me know how it looks like in reality. Below are pictures of what I can show you for now,part of my thighs,as time goes on I will add more lol... . I tried to bleach the dark leg,i tried everything, e no gree bleach...I kuku left it jare,I dey flex my thing dey go,anytime I wear a short gown see eyes of shock,people get shocked because I am not hiding my legs,I cannot o. Some people don't even have legs to walk,so I am damn grateful...Ehen before I forget,one leg is fresh and sexy for a lady and the other one is just normal ,I guess it's for my twin,since he was a guy. My big toe nails are kinda different too.
Weird and scary right?
coolJesus! U ate up ur brother!
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Gifts His Father A Lexus Jeep On His Birthday (Photos, Video) by Krismas(m): 11:04am On Jun 16, 2021
I
Newsmic:
Nigerian cross-dresser, Idris Okuneye popularly known as Bobrisky has taken to his social media handles to celebrate his father's birthday today June 15, and he also gifted his father a Lexus SUV to celebrate his new age, IgbereTV reports.

The crossdresser also gave his father other gifts including a cake and money.

He shared photos of his dad and the car He wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CQJ9YuUjSiH/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD1NIi9XHzQ
coolI have nothing against Idris Okuneye Bobrisky. I dont give a toss about all d negative holy-holy comments against him here. Only one tin I want to ask! I tot he was in police detention for fighting in public? Has the case gone under brown envelope?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bennett Replaces Netanyahu As Prime Minister Of Israel by Krismas(m): 10:01pm On Jun 14, 2021
Abascoh:
Ahaaaa!! The evil Jew hating, anti Semite in him he has been lying that he isn't has come out in the open. Idiotic terrorist pig, You have exposed yourself. Come and deny again that you are not a foolish, Jew hating, Nazi wannabe scumbag. Amazontopaz, it's remaining you. I will be keeping a watch out for you and I will still expose your Jew hating ass. There's another one that's called budaatum. All these antisemitic Nazi wannabe scumbags on nairaland pretending to care about human rights when all they hate is seeing a Jewish people live and prosper. Your pained asses will continue to be pained but Israel will continue to prosper despite your wicked lies and devilish propaganda against them.
Ur Israeli. I said. The Left-wing, HAWKS, BLOODY MASONS PRETENDING TO BE A PEOPLE OF GOD. Who loves nothing but bloodshed, assassinations and lies. UR ISRAEL. Has caused untold hardship for calm and god fearing Jews from time immemorial. Ur ISRAEL WILL FAIL no matter how hard u push. Sorrow awaits u down d road, like all d previous times except u change. I am not antisemetic, or a hater of Israel of God. The Zionists are devil worshipers, so I can’t love dem. Wit dat clarification, go and jump into d lagoon.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bennett Replaces Netanyahu As Prime Minister Of Israel by Krismas(m): 7:03pm On Jun 14, 2021
Abascoh:
You are the one that is very pathetic and a buffoon at that. You are not simply ignorant, you are very dumb and foolish as well. Get lost! Nonsense!!
coolI don’t intend to continue with a Zionist he-goat like u bleating all over Nairaland on top of wot u know nothing about. Ur cursed Israel, have been slaves all their lives! To the Egyptians, Babylonians, Assyrians, Medo.persians, Greeks, Romans, Turks, British, Germans. It was becos of all these stupid attitude of yours that the Germans fried 6million of dem in gas chambers all over Europe, General Titus crucified several hundred Jews in one day in the old city and sold off the rest as slaves. The crusaders locked all d useless Jews they cud find in the synagogues and burnt dem alive. These are the same foolish Israeli, behaving as though they are untouchables? Was it not common Hizbollah that flung dem out of southern Lebanon like a rag doll, ending a 10yrs of useless Jews occupation of Lebanon? The useless pride of the Jews must still break over Gaza and all other Palestinian lands they stole and are building useless settlements ontop. Before then, to hell wit u and ur smelly mouth. Idiotic Zionist pig. Bye finally
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bennett Replaces Netanyahu As Prime Minister Of Israel by Krismas(m):
Abascoh:
Go and click on the useless link you posted and see where it will lead you.

2. Israel is bordered by the Mediterranean and the ship were headed for Israeli territorial waters. Israel didn't go into the Mediterranean to attack ships there, they only intercepted the ship when they wanted to enter Israeli territorial waters. do your research and stop making blind argument.

3. How about the full content of the report? What was the UN decision on the legality of Israel's actions? You posted that link as an evidence that Israel wasn't allowing basic food and medicine get into Gaza, I bursted your lies by giving a more detailed explanation of why that particular flotilla was stopped and now you want to change the topic and start talking about the excessive force that Israel were said to have used? Chai, was the ship carrying extremists that said they are ready to die as martyrs fighting Israel? Was the ship carrying construction materials that were banned? Did you also read the part where after inspecting the ship, the Israelis wanted to transfer the aid materials on the ship to Gaza but the Palestinians rejected it? I am sure you will pretend not to see that part.
coolI return back to mock d useless links u posted, dat are more of Israeli propaganda papers. Turkey sending aids to Gaza thru Ashdod in Israel. Stupid. What’s prove it ever got to Gaza? And I know u are d last to see it like dat. FIRST the flotilla story u posted was wot I attempted to post. Same story. I just didn’t post it well, dats all. YOU ARE COMPLETELY LIEING THAT THE SHIP WAS HEADING TO ISRAEL. It’s false. In the story, Israeli navy was trying to force the flotilla to Ashdod. And killed 10persons in the attempt. U will not expect the Palestinians to collect such aid afterwards or wud u? UN said some of the death look like SUMMARY EXECUTION. There were no terrorists on the ship and the flotilla incident led TO TURKEY SEVERING DIPLOMATIC TIES WITH ISRAEL.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bennett Replaces Netanyahu As Prime Minister Of Israel by Krismas(m): 5:47pm On Jun 14, 2021
Abascoh:
Hahahaha, this is ridiculous. Who has been sounding like a paid propagandist between you and I? Who has been making up blatant lies and alternate reality here if not you? Everything I've said, I provided evidence for them, which one have you provided to back up your claims? Even the ones you provide end up implicating you. You are the one that is sounding like an indoctrinated and brainwashed fellow. You and that Amazontopaz fellow have been slapped left and right with facts beyond your knowledge and instead of you to appreciate me for educating you thoroughly, you two are here crying on each others shoulders and consoling yourselves with these ridiculous claims about me. grin
coolU are pathetic. U don’t have any fact. Simply ignorant, not even impressive or particularly bright. Thanks for ur time and bye

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