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u wan burst my belle hear

lol lol lol

MAKE E no happen oh!

Contagious CONGY!

hilarious

Chei!!

What a cheerful giver!
I bet she nevr lacks----------d**ks !
send the addy of the bar abeg.!
LOL.LOL, LOL

TOO ANXIOUS TO SURVIVE,
SHE'LL CURSE HER GRAVE TILL IT ROTS!


FUNNY THOUGH!

WE ARE BACK
GETTING BACK ON THE RIGHT GEAR!
TRU BLUES 4EVER,

mimiko:
migines no wonder u ve more than a thousand post thanks to your double posts
okay blame it on network again BUT IT SAYS , REPLY CLICK ONCE THEN WAIT? NOT CLICK ONCE THEN CLICK CLICK

guy,,,
na correct man you dey enter like this?

is it the card with the long antenna you have to get the right angle of elevation b4 u get service.
that thing can be krazy and frustrating atimes.

ituen managed to get to US after spending years sleeping at the embassy
on arrival, he went straight to restaurant:

ituen:---Two eggs please. Don't fry a second after the white is cooked. Don't turn them over. Not too much butter. just a small pinch of salt on each. Plenty pepper. Well wat are u waiting for?

Waiter;---Then hen's name is Clem. Is that alright, sir?

THE SKY IS ALWAYS BLUE
LET THEM HATERS HATE,
CHELSEA BROUGHT REVOLUTION TO THE PREMIERSHIP,
WE ARE OUT TO WIN 2MORO

A farmer had insured his farm house with an insurance for $50000. When the farm house got burnt down, he went to the manager and said ;
"Give me the $50000 your company owes me"
manager:---"We do not pay cash. We will replace the Farm."
Farmer:-----"If that's the way you do business, then cancel the insurance on my wife FAST.

Money Talks***********Bullshit runs the race

nice one

na wa for ninjabyte oh.
nice one.

guy u no go kool down! na so u go dey talk wetin u no suppose talk,
must you come in public to say how may alata girls you've impregnated?
and am not going to talk about my housegirl you shared your ration to. the set of twins are still kicking to know their real father.

atutupoyo, no mind that guy abeg,
all women the same height for where?/
5ft lying down and 6ft lying down will never make the same height even wen the p***y aligns @ the same angle.

@henry007

do you have a problem with someone else being a princess while you were born priceless!

chei!!!!
if everybody miss finish, then na who una wan leave nairaland for?
abeg me i no wan miss una oh.
una hear me so?

DIRTY UNDIES MOVES BARONE




LOSER

hate it or love it haters_________
it gonna be chelsea all the way thru
in victory and defeat (rare cases) chelsea rules

abeg make una leave lysaa alone,
make she enjoy herself as long as u are not interested in running thingy with her,
having fun all the way, enjoy urselves,

tommyex:
KRONKYKAY

NICE SENSE OF HUMOR/YABBIN
WEIRD SENSE OF NICKNAME

misconceptions
********nickname doesnt give automatic fame*******
********posting just to increase number of post makes no sense at all********

ituen:
no profile , no sig.

Hmmm, i wouldnt be surprised if u don't have a birth certificate

guy kool down!

wen i was born, nigeria hadn't gotten the sense of registering births,
i no be today pikin likke you,
am sure ur birth was registered about a year before u were conceived,

i saw the profile too and i kept wondering if that picture was human or a caucasian sheepdog!
no mind my mouth sha,,,,, it says naughty things my mind sends to it,

@ituen
"only millionaires can afford to dress poor"

make that millionaire no try dat thing near psychiatric hospital, else, them go tell him story.

@ituen
get things str8

1-----U lack patience, even if she is your f*ck buddy
2-----u dont have wat 2 say, u are losing words faster than a cancer patient sheds weight.


this is an example.

Hey all,
just a lil' fact telling game.
Goes like this: Drop a two line bomber fact about anybody u can lay your finger on
Discover wat nice things people can say about you. And the terrible ones are definitely not left out.

wish ituen will never get himself in the middle

@bigbaby
B2B

@chiegemba
ezekpakakpaka1 of nairaland

guy, shoot if u wan shoot,
make i die for this topic to end joooooo

"You would'nt ask why d ROSE that grew from the CONCRETE had DAMAGED PETALS"

COOOKOOO! WAKE UP!

For a rose to be that rugged, the petals have definitely got balls to stand hiroshima in XS.