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he he he
dogmeat ke?
i couldnt be there wen you decided to kill a dogs with a knife. aya know say, dogmeat is sweet sha, but ayav not eat it before.

the list grows by the minute.
i got the contract of compiling the names, let me know if u want in.

no jokes right here.
look for jokes by Ituen, migines, mimiko, clemcy and tope.
WARNING!!!!
Reserve a grave for urself at the cemetary coz u'll definitely die laffin

@poster
guy, i like your biz. pursue your dream jare, even if it leads to hell.

@mimi
gurl, you go finnish ppl with ur jokes oh. am loving 'em.

some useless useful things.

@poster

best of luck in being a pig in your next life.

@mimi
na wa oh. you no go let that gurl be herself?
she's got enuff probs to handle (Ituen and freezy), don't add your own abeg.
if the joke aint funny, just sneeze on the thread.

*hisses*

you like awoof things
how you think say 9ja pikin go carry money enter studio, do songs finish den come post am online for you to download.
wen no be goat rape im mama before im come out.
ma guy, pirates don make things easy enuff. the cds only cost N80 now.

just to enlighten you guys,
yahoo boyz are more in LA and BC
for this reason you have a lot of 'em gurls trynna get the biggest hit of 'em all. but wen you come down to PHC, TRENDY can testify to this, the gurls here like the bunch of ni66az we call "DA BOYZ". they are they talk of the town wen you wanna discuss topics like kidnappings, cultism and thuggery on the high level. They all wanna be protected.
But the reverse is the case wen u go to ABJ, if your fada aint playing the politics enuff to make his pocket swell as well as get his face on the media on a daily basis---you aint rocking. The gurlz here wants easy money and fame. Nothing short of that.
When you go down to Anambra, Enugu and the rest, you've gotta be the biggest spare parts supplier. Nothing for cashew sellers!
Come down to Oyo, Ogun, Ondo and the rest and they'll be negotiating how many acres of farmland have you got.
But suprisingly, wen u got to the North, as long as you got a big d*ck, damn it, the gurls are willing to lick your balls dry just to have a taste of it.

can't stop laffin.
these are killa jokes.

wherez the info?

still trynna figure out wat of whoz sicka than u are here.
gud job bro. they kip my ribs far apart!

quit serching bro,


there aint any around hear.

retard if i may add

award

na wah oh
abeg u sure say no be ur papa company produce that product?
una put phone number as nafdac number
and nafdac number as phone number!

freezy:
^{Thunder and lightening.} Saucekid, your sentence is hereby increased to a thousand years, and if u make me lose my temper, you will be going there for eternity.

@mopegirl

Becos of your faithfulness and total support, a place has been reserved for you at my right side in the kingdom of heaven. Nothing u do can take away that place from you. Just listen to that young man called freezy. Make sure you do [b]anything he wants you to do, ok? You are blessed.[/b]

haba freezy!
i been no believe the bla bla bla sh*t before,
i got no choice man.


moreover,
if i were made judge in heaven, ppl like you no go near the gate.
i no want judge person wey go come challenge my stay there.
all rights reserved FEMALES ONLY *18-25*
any one older would join others in hell were they belong.

na wah oh
make una let the guy breathe oh
abeg if anybody wey no road to julius agwu house dey here, make una give to go laff.
e be like say nairaland no do am.

cinema

hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??

@saucekid

na so u think,

@ituen
--------i no go surprise say you brother been sign conditional contract with saucekid.

the ni66a can protect the highest bidder in cash or kind.

whether una carry the camel enter town go find chicks or una tidy the camel for the camp there,
na the same thing una still do. the only difference be say, he's a vet!


@ituen
nice one

that's just like a balloon boy,
just a needle prick and you are losing the muscles faster than an AIDS patient sheds weight.

this is became very serious.
i doesnt believe nairalanders goes to any gooda school at all
why all of u spoke like tis,
biko, abeg sparing my ribs bcoz it wanted to start cracking.

u na no go kill me oh,

spiritually or otherwise,
this is a thread just for you to unwind--------why make a big deal about it---------
please take the bible verses to th religion thread, chikena!

hehehehehe


i laff in your face
get it str8
the names are those that thrills me most on this site
it wasnt meant to be a diss.
if u don't like the joke, or don't understand it,
don't post wat could bring u the big T.

shhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooo!
warri! una no gree gree oh.
okada man don zuzu

make those boys no cum try am for phc oh,
e no go hard the bike man tell them say na so im take kill two other boys wey bin no wan pay am im money.

better light a candle than curse the darkness