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Sex dolls are for people who can't function properly. And this guy proved it. So when next you get caught cheating, blame it on a sex doll.

May God save us from insanity and foolishness.

1 down. Onto the next..

Driving a Ferrari today and working at an abattoir. Such was life.

Sign of good things to come? Hopefully, but let's not get too cheery. We have a herdsman to send back to Daura.

My mum told me that a white nurse then working at a once popular hospital in Ikeja approached her with £300 asking her [my mum] to give me to her because she needed a child [I guess she was barren]. My mum said the woman was persistent and even went ahead to pay a part of the maternity bills.

This made my mum uneasy and afraid to sleep because she suspected the nurse was up to something bad.

Long story short I was not sold; most switches at birth are not mistakes. They are planned to either disenfranchise, deny, or delete an offspring from his destiny. Unless, your name is Moses.

Let this "development" not be another albino elephant project. Men in power in Nigeria have no honor to deliver good things to the people. Come to think of it, how does a lawyer generate electricity for a country?

Some people will still build under high tension.

Another Kemen..

Guys slaying on BBNaija. Hmm.. let's hope they don't grope a sex doll in this episode.

Even after this example, some people will never learn.

A moment's indecent pleasure has resulted to everlasting shame and possible blindness for life.

This Rufai will not die a peaceful death.

javalady:
hope u join their ponzi scheme

In fact, since I was added to the group by a friend who's already there my timeline has always been bombarded with posts and updates from Igboist Facebook page. But, I don't know anything about their Ponzi scheme.

Most politicians in Nigeria are the same - greedy and self-exulting. Just because the spotlight is not on them doesn't mean that they are clean. OBJ may be at the sidelines pointing the finger at Buhari but he contributed to blight of corruption in this country and the decadence of the police force.

Mama Igboist on Facebook - this is interesting

Receiving call while cooking.

Totally bad habit. You may be history one day if you don't stop this.

Infrastructure for the north and your Fulani killers.

Just know that you will be arraigned before The Hague for crimes against humanity and promoting ethnic violence.

She for pour the hot water inside that woman anus to cleanse her yansh for the husband's preek ministration.

But seriously, why engage in anal sex with a married man who, I assume, should have been enjoying his wife's honey pot?

Shit's not hot!

Constantiney:
No he/she meant A very, without using space, then mispelt the others but, if you are not an idiot like everyone else, I am sure you got the message.

Nigerians, lay off this perfect english nonsense you lot are so fond of. It's just a bloody language. Smh.

Good to be surrounded by non-idiots like yourself. Peach of a guy, you are!

collinometricx:
being a racist is it only by the colour of the skin?
Use yhur sense bro...
Meant no harm

I just hope you're using yours. Did you have to type twice just so that you could be heard? OK, I'll stop patronizing you.

But still..

Look below.

collinometricx:
KrystosCJ you are the racist here bro

Black man calling another black man racist..

Fabregas is racist.. why call Moses boy?

That means each jerry-can, which looks like the 25-litre volume type, is worth about N4,550. Twenty-five liters going for approximately N4,550 is equal to N182/liter. By the time it is sold to citizens like you and I, it may go for between N200 to N250 per liter.

Vanity upon vanity.

freshkpomo:
This is avery welcomed developement,as this will reduce the cost of transportation that is currently on a high side in the state.75 buses in total.

Yes, avery welcomed developement indeed. And English was murdered in broad daylight..

OP said "cleavage-baring" outfit. We don't see any cleavage. Just depleted breasts affected by global warming. Who knows maybe it is powdered milk that is inside..

APC = Anarchy, Poverty and Corruption
May his soul rest in perfect peace.

Melvin Amaju Pinnick should have thought better before he said this to journalists,

His story is a pathetic one and we cannot allow him to die. I am rendering this help to him from one Warri man to another. We are Warri Ambassadors.

So, what if he was not from Warri in Delta state? This statement is how you start introducing ethnic bigotry into federal institutions like the NFF. It's not bad helping Wilson but using that line shows that most of these FG officials don't think before they speak.

Congratulations to the soccer legend who became his country's president. He took over from a Nobel laureate. Nigeria generally respects certificate and money over character or charisma. Saraki, OBJ, Okorocha [De Sculptor] and other corrupt Nigerians are observing positive change everywhere in Africa but can't change for the future in their homeland.

It seems the words, "Go and marry" sets Jim Iyke off as if e dey pain say Nadia no marry am. The litany contained in his reply is just unnecessary overkill.

SFX for a damaged toe is pretty foundational.

Let's see her do face sculpting for an African-themed sci-fi production.

Chinwetalu Agu will be impressed..

Donjazzy12:
You are the scum! You opened your legs to a man who is not your husband and you have the guts to call men scum? He told you not to keep the pregnancy, you disobeyed and kept it. Please enjoy the fruits of your labor! This is why sex dolls are far better for men. You women are completely useless and totally worthless!

Easy bro. Don't call what God created "...completely useless and totally worthless!"

If all men are scum, I hope you're not planning on marrying. You will just be a dog going back to its vomit.

Inasmuch as I share your sympathy to your friend, never lump all men into the same category of one man.