₦airaland Forum

Did she tattoo his face with those evil fingernails?

Reekado refund all the money. As it is now, you are a thief without the need to be proven guilty in court.

Fear Benin jazz when you know you are wrong. If you like no refund the money.

Those who will decline proposal with swag.

Buhari is shameless. Instead of stating the obvious that we know from his new year address to the nation, he is dodging. Why lie when we know what you want to do? You want to rule and empower your kinsmen and keep ruling when you're languishing in the grave.

Hypocrite, that is what Buhari is. And a sickly one at that.

How can we help you?

I don't even want him to have political will to do anything.

As a former military man, he should have the balls to take action, but he won't simply because of this statement below;

“Will you allow foreigners to come into your country, kill your citizens and you keep quiet because you have cultural affinity with the killers?”

He can be tried for crimes against humanity at The Hague, and the Senate or his cattle-rearing brothers can't do nothing.

Every deed has its reward. Accept this as a lesson dear dethroned queen. The world appreciates people who learn from their past mistakes and strive to do better in future.

Caustics:
Good development. I heard most of them have staph over there.

Phoneticitis.

Some time in the future someone will talk about falling for your wife, not minding that he knows you're her husband if you decide to go after your friend's babe today.

If she is already falling for you, find a way to push her away.

There should be honor between friends.

National Geographic enthusiast.

Lies everywhere. Liars lying everyday. Even the truth is a half-lie.

Sister Marketing Department, before I apply is the product ready to settle?
PM her phone number so we can get to know each other.

Looks like a shopping mall rather than a park.

Ask your DM out. I see a connection.

Two doctors, one patient. Lord have mercy. RIP.

When will we stop dragging and insulting other ethnic groups and condemn an evil act for what it simply is in our comments and move on?

People are looking for fruit of the womb and this one had twins and decided to dump them for dead. Jesus have mercy on us.

"No doctor wants to touch me" - @oluwalegit

These words pained me. They treated him like he was less than a human being.

May his soul find peace in God's holy bosom.

EmmyG012:
"Pls Help Me, I Need Your Advice On This Before I Do Otherwise"

Lalasticlal.a I really need this front page.

Guys before I write-up all I need is your advice and not insult on my error,

I will be brief, Last week Monday I transferred money (#280,000) from my mom bank acct to mine thru her fone with first bank ussd code without her knowledge hoping to gain more money nd i ll refund the money bck becos dis is nt d first tym doing it, i have been doing it nd av been working out bt unfortunately for me luck wasn't on my side dis tym around. I lose the money then last week Thursday I had to transfer (#300,000) to my acct to see if I can regain the 280k back thru bet9ja but I also lost the money. Then on Saturday I tried if I can still transfer 100k maybe dis tym around I ll regain the money back, but to my surprise wen I input the code all I get on her phone is "You have been denied access to use this service contact the bank for more information". I just don't knw maybe its due to the transfer I made becos mine dad is also using first bank and his fone is no saying dat. And dis morning my mom have gone to work n she will want to transfer money to my senior brother thru her fone, am sure she ll gt d same response wat if she decide on going to first bank to find out wat is wrong. Pls Nairalander I jst don't know wat to do. I need you guys advice n response on this asap. The worst thing is that I added first bank to screening number so she won't be able to get alert n I stored one of my number in her contact as first bank, so I gv her alert with the number I stored on her fone. But she has been suspecting that alert do come late which suppose to be immediately.... And she ll becoming back by 5pm, am speechless cos I don't knw wat to tell her I use the money to do, once my fada comes back n hear dis am dead. Pls guys your advice is all I need


Mods pls promote this to FP

2018 evil child!

You took your mum's money without her knowledge - that's stealing.
You have been using it to bet - that's gambling.
You have been doing that steadily and stealthily - corruption.
You would have even gone ahead to try to cover up your misdeed as soon as you noticed it may soon be game over - criminal tendency.
You're asking for advice on "way forward" - you are looking for an accomplice.

It is good that you will be caught today. Anybody that gives him advice is a thief as well.

If I was your father, you will spend one night in jail and do community service with LAWMA for three months to payback at least half of that money. If like get hardened again, Sam Ethnan is not too far for second semester drilling.

Oleeee!

Kudos to Innoson, the Nigerian Army on this collabo. GTB shame on you; may GTB be acquired in a merger where Innoson will takeover.

This is what happens when a fellow cattlerearer is the president of this country. The MACBAN [rhymes with Taliban] are asking for compensation because their kinsman is the number one sitting citizen of Nigeria. Such impunity is not alien to Buhari.

Is her angst toward her DPO simply because of her allegation that he listened to a civilian and discarded her own side of the story? Is she not a civilian dressed in uniform?

Police na civilian where army dey.

Better to ignore you.

LionDeLeo:
Although this is a sad incident, the thing just dey make me laugh

E dey do me like those horror movies and children cartoons.

As in, hippo chaw my legs and I no come get leg again, very funny.

Some people just type with their brain missing.

It is a noble project for God, that is if Mr. Mark is sincere about it.

Some people "build for the Lord" for various reasons. Only God who sees the heart knows which sacrifice HE will accept.

God be praised. Your mother loves you so much and HE heard her.

I really want their marriage to work, and not go the way of Toto Dyke and Shush Heel.

Are you sure the IGP is not a herdsman in police uniform?

Givers never lack. Just be wise who you invest in. Even your own wife, sister, mother or female relative can disappoint you.

Look around you and tell me there is such a thing as a sure investment. Invest if you are convinced you will see returns - bleep, cash, good food, more bleep etc. Just take a leap of faith

Sending troops to military-owned ranches in states in Nigeria that are strategic routes for herdsmen is a sign of worry.

There is nothing bad for the military to own ranches or agricultural land. Though, I would like Buratai to be pragmatic and honest in answering these questions:

Does it have to be now that the military should acquire agricultural land in one of the states where herdsmen terror activities are frequent?

Since when did the Nigerian military decide that a portion of its troops should engage in agricultural activities aside peacekeeping and securing the nation from threats?

Is the land actually meant for agriculture or just another land acquired by the military for a base to expand it operations?

Will herdsmen be allowed to graze inside their military-owned ranch?

Is the Nigerian military considering owning a meat factory?

The course he went for in Bangladesh - was it specifically designed for him to come back with the idea to establish a military-owned ranch?

Will a similar ranch be opened in Daura?

One potential miscreant deleted. He wanted to test that he got value for his money.

In Nigeria of today,

If you have gunshot wound, stab wound, acid-induced wound, wound of any sort that looks like something that healthcare providers, potential lifesavers or medical personnel may categorize as a wound obtained directly or indirectly from a possible criminal activity..

You automatically become an orphan or a leper nobody wants to associate with.

Simply pathetic.

The guy who stabbed her is no different from Don Wanny. They should place a bounty on his head and declare him extremely wanted.

If it was a lady who was in this position, just like the girl who advertised herself on the streets of Lagos for a job, I know many males in public will rush to assist one way or the other.

Don't be quick to judge his action.

We lack kindheartedness in this country when people post up their struggles for the public to sympathize and help in anyway possible, and we are quick to condemn those who speak out in favor of those who mock them.

If you can help him, do so. Until then, sympathize.

Nobody Knows Tomorrow