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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Vandora "My Ex Used To Slide It In While I Sleep And I Don't Feel It" by KrystosCJ(m): 6:17pm On Feb 06, 2018
Mizsylviah:
River Niger grin
River Vandora!
Politics › Re: "Samuel Ortom Is A Failed & Drowning Governor" - Police PRO by KrystosCJ(m): 2:11pm On Feb 06, 2018
Ortom stay strong. You time of vindication and upliftment for yourself and the people of Benue is coming. Every security outfit's boss is loyal to PMB and they will follow his agenda to enforce the spread of herdsmen into territories that they wish to conquer.

The blood of those that were killed is still crying out against every person responsible, directly and otherwise. They will suffer a much worse fate than Ahab and Jezebel together.
Crime › Re: Lagos Teenage Armed Robber Caught With Gun By Angry Mob (Video & Photos) by KrystosCJ(m): 1:55pm On Feb 06, 2018
See this fine and very stupid boy. If they show you mercy, you better change.

Trust Lagos, if they could do it to an innocent 11-yr old boy who was killed by a mob organized by a jealous market woman [yeah, I watched how he was burnt on NTA and we were thinking that NTA had joined CNN to do "crime reporting"], they won't flinch to kill this boy who is clearly guilty of the crime he's being accused of.
Car Talk › Re: Mitsubishi Recalls 368,000 Vehicles As They Constitute Major Hazards by KrystosCJ(m): 1:40pm On Feb 06, 2018
I haven't seen a single vehicle recall from Nigeria.

Yet some used [tokunbo] car sellers will see this and ignore.. and sell that faulty vehicle to an ignorant [probably not his fault] eager buyer.

All these auto this auto that on NL, will you stop selling faulty vehicles [if you are selling, that is] that have been recalled by their manufacturers?
Crime › Re: Woman Slaps Man 4 Times For Pouring Food On Her Over Parking Space (Photos) by KrystosCJ(m): 1:23pm On Feb 06, 2018
She lives in the area where the incident happened, as she said in her post. It won't be hard for someone to find you and pay you back in your coins. For the next few months, stay away from that eatery and cook your own food, enjoy it at home. Or else..

Well, she may seem justified in her actions but blowing her trumpet on social media, and even posting the man's picture plus hers as well, will certainly backfire. What did you achieve?
Car Talk › Re: Innoson: The Story, The Journey And The Truth About Innoson Motors by KrystosCJ(m): 10:00am On Feb 06, 2018
OneCorner:
So I was going to Ife today and saw a billboard along the road where Oluwo of Iwo was urging Nigerians to patronize made in Nigeria with his newly purchased ivm Jeep and I was like... dafuck is wrong with igbos?
A little business deal went wrong and immediately, our Jewish brothers switched it to Yoruba man attacking Igbo man cuz a Yoruba man doesn't like an Igbo man huh
Amarabae quickly called her dad to go and close his bank with gtb because gtb is owned by Yoruba and she perceive gtb was attacking Innoson because he's Igbo... So many other Igbos did the same too.

Now the question is, why do Igbos always believe everything is about being Igbo?
If they say, ban suya, the average Igbo man will interprete it as someone not wanting them to eat suya.
if they say, 3rd mainland will be closed today for repairs, an average Igbo man will say they purposely did it so Igbos will not pass not thinking it's a public road where everyone pass.

Igbos, is it selfishness or what? huh
How does your post relate to OP's story? Why derail?
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy With His 100-Year-Old Mother In New Photos by KrystosCJ(m): 9:39am On Feb 06, 2018
Adorable. A century of life. Truly a grandma.
Politics › Re: Ishaku's 800 Anti-Open Grazing Marshals Undergoing Training In Taraba (Photos) by KrystosCJ(m): 9:20am On Feb 06, 2018
Anti Open Grazing Marshals - more like a repackaged name for Suya Police.
Celebrities › Re: Tboss: People Who Can't Walk Up To Me Use Their N100 Data To Talk Shit About Me by KrystosCJ(m): 9:14am On Feb 06, 2018
Yeye dey smell for your body.. that's why.
Business › Re: Egmont Group Plans To Expel Nigeria by KrystosCJ(m): 6:34pm On Feb 05, 2018
Just block all transactions of suspected and guilty looters in Nigeria. If convicted, give them prick shot, nothing like plea bargain.
Crime › Re: Danfo Driver Beaten By Passengers In Lagos As Police Administer First Aid (Photo by KrystosCJ(m): 6:30pm On Feb 05, 2018
NPF forming Good Samaritan. grin
Politics › Re: Fayemi Gives Free UTME Forms To 5,000 Admission Seekers by KrystosCJ(m): 6:27pm On Feb 05, 2018
The day any of these multinationals actually give N25m in prize money to the winner of Cowbell Mathematics competition, then I will believe that they are taking education seriously. There's is honor in gaining pure knowledge and not whoring oneself on BBNaija!
NYSC › Re: Corpers Will Not Be Posted To Troubled Areas - NYSC DG by KrystosCJ(m): 6:23pm On Feb 05, 2018
At the end of the day, just as with every messed up FG institution that exists, they will still post other people's children to those troubled states. Sometimes, I wonder if they have a shred of empathy or sound reasoning.
Celebrities › Re: Crazy Sex And Dating Facts Of Lagos, Owerri And Abuja - By Pretty Mike by KrystosCJ(m): 6:12pm On Feb 05, 2018
Is Pretty Mike NL's largest funder? Why this BS on front page?
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Honoured By Arewa Youth Leadership Group In‎ Abuja‎ (photos) by KrystosCJ(m): 6:09pm On Feb 05, 2018
HolarQD:
As in eh you get am well my brother.
Imagine OP calling him famous ICT and real estate mogul....like seriously, who would have known him if not for tonto dikeh
Toto Dyke was a side distraction.
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Honoured By Arewa Youth Leadership Group In‎ Abuja‎ (photos) by KrystosCJ(m): 4:14pm On Feb 05, 2018
Sycophancy is the bane of Nigerian youths.
Car Talk › Re: What The Warning Symbols Flashing On Your Car's Dashboard Is Trying To Tell You by KrystosCJ(m): 4:12pm On Feb 05, 2018
Thanks OP. Very helpful.
Politics › Re: 2 Groups Engage In Gun Battle Ahead Of Youth Election In Bayelsa State. Photos by KrystosCJ(m): 4:07pm On Feb 05, 2018
If you want to die or are willing to throw your life away because of politics in Nigeria, PITY is your surname. Take your PVC and vote [its your weapon] instead of pushing another selfish man's agenda to your own detriment.
Agriculture › Re: LAPO Spends N5.7 Billion To Empowers 108,367 Rural Farmers by KrystosCJ(m): 2:45pm On Feb 05, 2018
L - Last or Least

O - Option

A - After

N - Negligible or No

S - Savings
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye’s $65m Private Jet Parked In Oyedepo’s Hangar In Lagos (Photo) by KrystosCJ(m): 2:31pm On Feb 05, 2018
It is pathetic.

Parishioners will trek to church but a man of God will fly in an aircraft worth more than the budget of the states of a country like Nigeria. I may be exaggerating. But Christ said, ".. it will be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven".
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Kneels Before Coffin Of Her EBSU Student Boyfriend At His Burial by KrystosCJ(m): 2:28pm On Feb 05, 2018
Terror666:
valar morghulis
Play the Game well.
Travel › Re: Man Dies In Fatal Accident On His Friend's Birthday In Edo State (photos) by KrystosCJ(m): 2:24pm On Feb 05, 2018
RIP.

To the car owner, are you sure it wasn't you they tried to kill by jazzing your car? The somersaults the car made must have been terrible.

I suspect your "This has taught not thought me a big lesson..." comment.
Celebrities › Re: Noble Igwe's Reply To Follower Who Complained About His Daughter's 'unkept' Hair by KrystosCJ(m): 2:18pm On Feb 05, 2018
This is what happens when you display your personal or family affair on social media.

There's always a reply, a comment, a disagreement or some poor misguided fellow who's seeking to be a keyboard warrior at the corner of every social media update you present. Today, it's about combing a one-year old child's hair, tomorrow it will be a one-year old combing its hair by itself.

Well.. nothing new under the sun.
Crime › Re: Video Of Little Girl Performing MouthAction: Lagos State Government Reacts by KrystosCJ(m): 4:14pm On Feb 02, 2018
Pedophiles deserve firing squad sentence. Jungle justice won't look good on him. Prick shot first, then head shot. If it's a female, [insert similar sentence] followed by head shot.
Crime › Re: Policeman Caught Having Sex With His Stepdaughter In Warri (Photos) by KrystosCJ(m): 4:10pm On Feb 02, 2018
The father is heartless. Stepdaughter or not, she is a minor and too young to be in shameful sexual spotlight. Why are incestuous relationships on the rise? Is this what Game of Thrones has caused?
Celebrities › Re: Andre Okoye Wins Big At His School's Interhouse Sports (Photos) by KrystosCJ(m): 4:04pm On Feb 02, 2018
Is Aubameyang happy at Arsenal?
Crime › Re: Boy's Intestines Come Out Of His Stomach After Being Injured By Student. Graphic by KrystosCJ(m): 4:13pm On Feb 01, 2018
Serious rough play. Police and thief, or actor and boss perhaps.
Crime › Re: Man Shoots His Only Brother Dead In Okigwe, Imo (Graphic Pics) by KrystosCJ(m): 1:58pm On Feb 01, 2018
What were they arguing about?
Romance › Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by KrystosCJ(m): 1:46pm On Feb 01, 2018
You do Yahoo! plus, you get money.
You lose your soul, you're rich
You're so rich, it can't save you from death

You live a good life, only for a bad ending.

All because of poo, boo-hoo-hoo.
Romance › Re: No Sex Dolls For Botswana Men As Law Blocks Importation by KrystosCJ(m): 1:30pm On Feb 01, 2018
No "citizenship" for s*x dolls in Botswana. It's a brave and wise move. God bless them. As for Nigeria, methinks it should be banned the same way homosexuality was rejected by GEJ.
Autos › Re: Used Hyundai Accent 2014 for sale by KrystosCJ(m): 8:21pm On Jan 30, 2018
You're not ready to fix the gear box. How and when [if it's recent] did it break? Please share.
Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Slumps After Slap By An Officer In Lagos. Photos, Video by KrystosCJ(m): 5:25pm On Jan 30, 2018
"You know say she get pregnant!"

Officers in Nigeria are never gentlemen, except when doing photoshoot in pre-wedding pics. Mtschewwww!!!

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