₦airaland Forum

Coman gimme that half a million lemme look for better pikin wey go sabi the thing for you

JGirl20:
;Dlove gbakwa oku Did you grow up in Enugu?

lol, Grew up in lag but schools in Futo

Do you breathe through your nose or anus

You didn't even know whether she be mammy water or not before making plans for her to come and live with you..
You are making the biggest mistake of your life.
Some men sef...smh
Just because of toto..
Love gbakwa oku..
Notin wey Nma Ngozi no go see for Market.

Thank God dem no rape you

lol, who vex Ekaete

Are you ok..Do you think we came to Nairaland to joke

Even Babalawo can't tell you what she means, Why don't you ask Her and spare innocent us the Headache

Your village people are playing suwe with you

eternityk:
If I write what's on my mind now, I will get banned
With this your stupid comment
I can't wait for Nigeria to break up
Living in this country with these hypocrites is very heart breaking

will u shut up

Nigerians are sabotuars...Go and help your indegenous car manufacturer,Innoson....Fools

ubunja:
My first ever proper job after I left Secondary School was working as a Librarian at a boarding High School for girls from families with money. This school was secluded. Many KMs away from the city.

When I got the job I was broke with no proper clothes and in bad shape. The first school term was pure hell and pure heaven same time. Never before in my life had I seen so many pretty faces in a single place. But never had I felt more invisible. For being new, it really hurt to over-hear the pretty students admire other male teachers who had been there for longer and had better clothes, and were in better shape than me.

But as if by instinct, I did this: by the second school term, I took my salary and improved myself. I cleaned up, got sharp new clothes, ate better. I became the best version of myself. Then I SAT BACK AND CHILLED.

I continued with my Library duties as normal.

Then, sure enough, a few weeks later, a pretty yellow thing started hanging out in the Library far more than was normal. She was very good looking. A solid 9. True many girls were hotter than her, but she was beyond my league out there in the real world.

Eventually this girl asked to enter my office to assist (it was out of bounds for all students except the 3 students who were my assistants whom I had made up my mind not to mess with). After gaining access to the office she would spend the whole afternoon basically doing nothing but laughing at my lame jokes. At last it dawned on me that this girl was throwing green lights! I wasted no time. One fine afternoon I said to her, "You know, I have a crush on you". She giggled.

Long story short, a few days later we were having sex in that same office! And up till she finished Secondary, the following year, we were having regular sex almost every weekend when most teaching staff had gone to the city.

Did I chase the girl? No. I improved myself and she saw, liked and came. It was nice being chosen.

someone's daughter..is aiit

that's the way forward my brother

I don't even know what to say

Broke man's Thread

Eya, Ndo...U pipu shud call me when this post reaches front page

modified:
Thank You to those that called..Yey..it later reached fp..
Mr. op, ur issue no be issue...our problem as Nigerians currently is that lifeless dullard in Abuja..He's the sin of our forefathers..God help us

story story!!!

tpagoro:
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how much

momma knows best

Did you call us when you two were fvcking

they should go and present her dead body to tinubu...Ewu Hausa

With ur English,i can smell ur mentality already..God help ur neighbors

Not only her pikin...She should think of her Generation...Imagine Having A shameless PH Ashawo as an Ancestor

God in my next life, i no want preeq....gimme me to.to...Cus with to.to everything is possible...

let's just Hope he receives sense soonest....
For the longer it takes him to seal the deal, the more she eats his money and takes him for a maga..Chai, I trust some guys, dey for don tear her pieces

If una like let it be mr. dy/dx and mrs.dv/du.... Thunder go still fire all of una including any mid wey go try move this shvt go fp

Hmm...This one is strong, let me go consult Oracle..Am Coming back

Misslagbaja:
I don't expect you to agree with her. You all want dolls you can twist and turn anyhow you like.

Women will always support other Women even if they know Their wrong and phoolish....So i don't blame ur ignorance

cococandy:
You’re a control freak. She’s not your child!

Just listen to yourself and the words you’re saying.

You want to control her
You’re correcting her
You’re raising your voice at her
You get upset that she talks back at you.

Like she’s supposed to keep quiet like a child and listen to you talking condescendingly to her in the name of correction.
What are you correcting her about? What makes you think you know more than her and as such are in position to correct her.

You’re just upset that she isn’t accepting of your mansplaining.
What normal person looks for who to control?

I hope she sees the signs and leaves you before she ends up in a horrible marriage with someone looking for a subordinate, not a partner.

I wonder whose raising these prideful, egocentric boys who think they can come into a woman’s life and run the show. Oh I know.

GTFOH

In your mind, you've spoken sense....What a Phool

Miss oo... Him mouth suppose touch her Nipple