₦airaland Forum

I Hate 9ja:
NL Ladies and gentlemen,pls i need your advice,firstly my former gf jst keeps calling me that she wanna see me,that i shld come and see her after it clocks 2years on 14th of this month,i know she's an Emere,and she kips telling me that she as nothing in mind,secondly i really fell in luv with a gurl and she knws that i truely lv her,but she keeps playing wit my affectn 4 her,wen ever i put across her a wooing subject she say's i'm jst a frend to her,yet wen she noticed i stp calling her after 5days, she start calling me,wen i say i wanna see her she leaves anytin she's doing jst to see me,she is jst fooling me by saying No.but i guess i'm a fool to fall in luv.PLS I KNOW I'M A BIG FOOL AND IDIOT!!DON'T REMIND ME!

pauloch:
hi, we have so many matured singles roaming d streets of Naija today. Men and women alike. What's happening?

purefella:
kip it coming i think this place is not boring like facebook but don't curse coz i get back to sender juju for body

badmrkt:
to me the most difficult word i can ever say in a relationship is "GOODBYE"especially to someone's be of a tremendous help to me both financially and other wise.lets hear from you. . . .

stevamedu:
Must our youths have before marriege? Must we always discuss sex were ever we go? Sex has nothing to offer other than that instant pleasure rather it has become d easiest way to death bcoz of it's ability to suffer soul 2ru infectious disease transmitted at theme of the act pple lets talk about better thing instead of telling ourself lies about sex

Da mastermind:
I graduatd at age 15,cos I skippd primary 4.bt I was more or less 17 by behaviour,maturity nd body build.i actually dated a gal 2 yrs olda dan me,nd funny enuf, she always tot we were agemates.

Mr, Cork:
but why do homebased Nigerian guys always have dark lips? they use dark feminine lipstick?

Ranoscky:
Watch out for hidden office cam, else, u'll be a star popular on youtube with over 10million views all round the WORLD.

bin gbagbo:
My girfriend's friend (girl), usually visits us and sometimes spends the night with us.3 nights ago, i unconciously caressed her right arm whilst she was sleeping.I did this for several minutes, but she didnt move.Is it possible she never felt caressed because she was fast asleep?
Aside that, once i touched her butt, and she didnt complain! she didnt report me too. . .Could she be interested in me? serious comments, please!

cynthiafred67:
How do u knw are u a farmer??

@op Doctors

tellwisdom:
May all who fall, die, faint never stand up

Phate07:

Someone asked this question on a BBM chat group:

Imagine u are outside playing
with a baby with just a towel
covering your body,then as you threw the baby up, your towel looses meanwhile there are so many people around.

Which one will you catch 1st, the BABY or your TOWEL?

AmeboAjela:
Why you una dey use all una power to put girls down? Like say somebody dey pay una money. Why not use all that power and strength on una president and tell him to govern well?

bekay911:
D response u get depends on d gift. U cant give me a bathroom slippers and xpct a hug.
If u giv me flowers i will giv u a peck* dats if u shaved* if nt a hug

jayjay2011:
I am currently dating a man whom I found out used to be a cultist and a capone in his university days. He displays signs of anger although he has not hit me before, lies alot especially over little things, have an eye for beautiful women (not insecure as I to am beautiful: just an observation), expect me to give him money to prove my love (which he knows I think its wrong) and drinks and smokes despite this I love him but what is bothering me is the cultist issue. I want to know what exactly do cultist and capones do in university in terms of activities particularly killing people and blood covenants? and why do they go get protections from the native doctors.

I am confused about this situation and have no idea what to do. Any advice rendered will be appreciated (please no insults).

purefella:
Maybe most guys here are man-loving-men there replies to anything concerning relationship , love or romance will baffles you

slex:
falls from the moon