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Bad idea!A smart guy can study a gurl totally,even without living together.Never underestimate the power of mind observation!

Actually it's sexy,but it is a capital "NO"!

hmn!op your friend should stop wat he's doing.it's smbodis wife 4 God sake.Or maybe,he was looking 4 an opportuinity to "full blast"her b4,And he just got one.

Op good question!Take one spoon of honey every morning.You go get sense!

190_@:
[size=13pt]what do farmers flirt after --- Maize or Ijebu Yam?[/size]

hahaha!Yes,they are on high demand during that period!

BUSHY-ANUS:
To shave, else she will dump me.


worried boy.

mumu!why didn't u tell her those are iron hairs in ur an*s!

annawhite:
dumb question!
Why bankers and doctors?
Even a vulcaniser by d roadside flirts with all dis small small girls sellin purewater!

makonko:
Just wondering who flirts most between Doctors and bankers. What's your opinion guys?

I think it's farmers.especially during raining season!

@OP!After committing adultery on the other thread,u wan marry this innocent benin babe abi?

De marino:
there's really something about all human which makes different, 1. Every one can't become the most beautifull or handsome; 2. Neither can we become good, bad or the urgly. This is the reason every1 has problem sometimes when it comes to choice (if u have never made a mistake in make choice then it mean that the very choice u are making right now is wrong) we all need to make mistake when it come to this. Some time a hansome guy will always look for a beautiful girl but end up with urgly one, also a tall girl also look for a tall guy but end up with a short one, why?. Because of choice, these both fail to consider the first principal which is to consider their happiness. (by putting down the qaulities the need from their partner before considering the pysical sharp and hight, Let me tell you sometime the people we feel the are not worth to be close to us are the one best for us, then the ones we feel they are our mr/miss right become our worst nightmare, we all want special luv but how much luv can we give to those we dont feel to be close to us?the more we luv those we never thing of,,, the more the ones we feel we are too small to be luv by them will luv to be close with us, xample is me just try me on 08095796288

**falls from statue of liberty***

Are u trying to say that all men are the same?Or it is hard to find a honest man this days?Or it is impossible to find a honest man this days?which of the above!

Dey dere dey fool urself thinking say e funny!

Wetin sef?The type of friends most guys have,are no diff from the OP'S frnds!

Wanted to pass too,but coulnd't ignore.

Igwe419:
Promise a Nigerian woman a Blackberry or money, and she will promise you punny - Chinua Achebe

Igwe H.S.O.F.N

hahahahaha!Promise a Nigerian woman a blackberry charger or suya,and u will get punny & bobby-Wole Soyinka

@op Good observation!Most of dis gurls like awuf ehn!

very very good for them.Awuf dy run belle!foolish gurls

What a pity!

The op oda username is "Mumu4life".take note***

I think dis is nt a joke, but a script.Unfortunately it was leaked online!

@op u try!sme funny,sme dry.but overall u fry.

Nxt tym wen u go 2 da toilet,dnt leave ur joke dere!

@Op!You are in big soup.What You have between your legs is a decoy of your late d1ck.Just go join seminary,one door closes another opens!

My friend used to say "fear women but never spare da phussy"

Very true!Smtimes u hve to sweat b4 sweet!

***Lights matches and pours kerosine on thread***

op,Did you crown her TO.TO?If no,You didn't commit Toto(lery).

@op!After 3yrs of research in human behaviour,i put-to-it that you reason 2ru your "ANUS"!

Now i know why you are called lefulefooool!

mrwils:
Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with all these people in Nairaland, please check all my post and see if you have seen any fake news, I am in europe, and not base in nigeria, the post is a Real Life experience, please contribute base on your ideal, or stop the Nonsense on Post! Go to other european and USA forum, answer are direct to any Post, But here In Nairaland, You people take a serious matter, Unserious and almost Joke with everything, is that How You leave Your life?

Yeah i'have watched dat movie.I think the name is "WHY WON'T YOU GUYS JUST BELEIVE ME"?

Most Nland members are UFO's!Or UTO's(Unindentified typing objects)