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Eldavis:
Lwkmd

Kai dis got me

That's a stvpid analogy for stvpid people.
Her last sentence doesn't relate with anything concerning the topic... so how did it "got you"?

QueenSekxy:
You are evil. Why not advise him to blatantly object? Will he be less of a man when he says No?

This is the reason I do not pity rapists atall.

There's nothing bad in fvcking... She'll kill two birds with one stone.
Fvcking is fun

Lazy man

1Sharon:
He said I was dressed too revealing( he's Muslim, but hypocritical)

he was hostile to me when I failed my first yr at uni

He compares me to my peers when he knows nothing about them

He's says I'm not a certain way, when he wasn't there to raise me that way, you can't reep what you didn't sow


I hate African parents, very narrow minded
But I love my dad

You hate my dad but love yours.

What did my dad do to you? lemme know fess before...

aseosa:
Who told you that. You weren't there 300 years ago.
So how should I believe you.
Talk less of JESUS CHRIST who lived 2000 years ago.
Then God must have existed over a million years ago.
If you can believe so history of the alphabet "j" how much more that of 2000 years.
Meanwhile not everything said is true.
How are you sure it was 300years ago.
When there was no technology.
Who knows they might have lied.
So you are also deceived.
Have heard of people in the past who change history to fit it to what they want it to be.
Who knows whether someone said that stupid "j" history to deceive us.
Think twice

This one na mumu. Just keep shut or you'll do more harm to your religion.
You don't know anything... at all

40secondsguy:
Yeah thanks man..I've learnt my lesson

By God I will keep on helping humanity till I drop .. been helping since and won't stop now


Problem is some of these women ain't human ....even the good women are unpredictable.. like this my ex(yeah we just broke up about 30 mins ago)..before you know what's happening they've changed..start sucking dicks and going raw with guys for what..materialistic things??


Just imagine about an hour ago when she left..she called me telling me hope I'm satisfied with how I've used her now ...trying to use all that feelings shit for me..I just cut the call cuz I was mad already.. didn't want to start yelling

She then whatsapp me asking me why I cut it,I was like

Me:how much for a bj??

Bitch:what's the meaning of this?

Me:lmao..its over!!!

Bitch:is this a joke or what??

Bitch:so after you have gotten what you want..you are now doing this??

Me:yeah..tell that to james and co(this was some guys that bleeped her on a steady basis)...lmao..you think I wouldn't find out..

Bitch: *no reply*

Me:I swear you ain't human..you just made me wait on that pvssy that you've been giving guys easily on a steady basis ..how could you be so heartless!!

Bitch:*no reply*

Me:Bleep you !! *curses her,blocks and deletes her number*

I spent so much on her man



Man..don't ever trust your babe completely..even if she looks so modest..y'all need to see this babe ...she looked so decent you won't even imagine her doing that kind of stuff (if not for nl policy)

Bunch of silly fuckeries!!

You need to see man...I've been checking my dick every 2minutes just to check whether its changing shape abi colour abi anything..

Gotten over it tho..will just find something heavy to take this night..weed won't cut it for me thus night

Ntorrrr!!!
I know you'll be among those guys who keep asss licking females and insulting guys who don't spend so much on them... if not, e nor for pain you like this.
Good thing your eyes don clear now. If you like make you try am again.

Bye bye

Drop your birth certificate. I'm certain you're not up to 17...
Anyway, just free NL GIRLS if you don't want to be unfortunate in life

jafaru196:
Go and research,she comes from a very rich family,in which half are billionaires far from when buhari was elected

Kai aboki! Me kache?
Damburuba....

Corrupt horseband!
The young white girl rocked it better, anyway

obiekunie2:
i saw all the animals at the same time!
butterfly, dog, crab, chicken, horse, praying mantis, etc

so what am i?

A coconut.

Fvck! So secondary school was a scam We were taught to use "dear" when writing letters.

Me I go collect my money back oh!
Wahala untop "my dear".... Naija jus get folo come fault.
Useless wife and police husband by the way

Neddstark:
Havent you heard of freedom of expression? Has Buhari slapped FFK, Shehu Sani, etc? Uncivilized soul

Peruzzi expressed himself. He acted based on his feelings... abi that one nor folo?

Them suppose jus killam once... to avoid future occurrence

Fvcking, rude tribalist... I thought the guy was literally blind sef.
Na jealousy go kee the op las las. He's just scared his friend won't pay for drinks anymore.
Leave them, when they're tired they'll divorce

Two boring people. Yeye relationship

I love ladies like her so dearly.
She's not our "normal" Naija babe sha

koyyes:
You won't even notice all these if you were actually busy inventing something.

Someone with a d1ck typed this and feels he has done something good and productive in life...

P*$$1 slave.

True... but the fact is, you're on his thread. You couldn't ignore the unproductive write up abi?

TheNaijanBlog:
Dear OP, all these your lists will make sense if you falsely assume women dress for men. Women only dress for two people, 1. Herself, women love to feel good about themselves, 2. For OTHER women!!.

So if you don’t like all those things in a woman anytime you come across such women, just carry face to one side, you are not her target audience.

Oh my!!! You're hopelessly wrong.
Wrong hopelessly

Be careful with women, but be more careful when you're rich and popular

Truly, some don't even know what's going on in our schools and the streets oh!

Lmao! Lost a friend early this month sef... eiye, killed by aye. The killer was caught and still with the police sha.
They're always acting up in my area... but me na senior man sha

I'm worried about the adult behind the camera.
Mumu

jeff1607:
it is possible, if one can't manage a small amount , when a larger sum comes he or she will say the same story.

some guys earn 200k monthly but can't boast of any savings and yet they complain it's too small

Oga, as a married man you can't do shii with 40k/month. Foodstuffs and school fee don down the money, not to talk of saving and investing.

40k nor reach, if you try am suffer go involve oh

Missperplexity0:
I will try as much as possible to make this brief and clear(excuse my typos).
Met this guy while I was in my part 1 and we've been dating for a couple of years, the issue is, he's very possessive and overly jealous, restricted me from having male friends, I have to tell him everything and everywhere I want to go, snoops through my phone, read my chats and sometimes harasses my male callers, my last protest was met with series of slaps, everything I try to walk out of the relationship, he threatens to leak my nudes and tapes, also promised to leak my family secret I told him when the going was good..... I really need help and advises on how to leave the relationship because my heart is no longer there and am scared of calling his bluff

You don't want people to see your Towtow?

Why

kingharzy:
Nothing wrong.
Miscreants in military regalia have been exhalted above olympus in this nation. What did he who swore to protect the civilian do? Slap back.

She was confident because she thought people like you were there to fight for her, but unfortunately....

post=78748007:
.......and the last cow we bought a fortnight ago for our last party for a FULL COW barbecue was #370,000!!

Are we now saying cows are more expensive than human lives?!

What an irony of life!!

With Buhari on seat, cows are definitely more expensive than humans

post=78741841:
Ignore kids!

Shut up!

post=78639546:
Cownu knows berrer.......

Damnnn.... this guy is a disgrace to NL and humanity

kushercain:
Honestly you niggas are sick.

Forget long talk, hitting a girl should be avoided, no matter the provocation!

Once you have this mindset that if you do me I do you, before you know it you'll find you have become an extreme wife beater.

Learn to walk away, it doesn't mean you're weak but means you have self control which would resonate in other areas of your life. Take it from a guy who grew up with annoying sisters.

You're not sick but weak and scared.

I'd beat any girl who puts her hand on me like an armed robber. If you nor fit beat, na your wahala

Hotworta1:
With your smelly sperm??

Be a good girl and give him Hotworta to wash it

post=78574497:
This is how it is done in a sane society.
We can't be clamouring for a better nation and still want to be doing things in the illegal way.
Nigeria will be GREAT again.
Slow and steady we will get there.

This one dey talk without thinking, because he doesn't pay for advertising his sour BBQ on NL.

Big for nothing

lol